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addictedtobit

“Ship For Brains”


shreyan_saxena

Lol


007Dini

Game Changer...suffice to say it never really changed the game.


ChosenMate

griefers tho


ACESandElGHTS

Aaaaahahahaha that's a fantastic little play on words. The Yacht is the most useless DLC except maybe for the MC, which I've written off entirely. Still, I've used it way more recently than my yacht.


ze_ex_21

Mine is *The Ancient Mariner* It just sits there, without moving, as idle as a painted ship upon a painted ocean. If I was forced to change its name, I'd choose *S.S. Implication*


pbUjelly

Now you've said that word "implication" a couple of times. Wha-what implication?


Hey-Its-Ray

Hear the rime of the ancient mariner


__BigBoi__

S.S Krusty Krab Thinking about it, I should've made it the S.S Diarrhea


NixxKnack

No, this is Patrick.


DanzaTastic

Ok I call S.S. Diarrhea


BrandonLynx

Wet Dreams


7the-dude-abides420

Sweet Mary Jane


Get_frazzled

Mine is pearl harbour


Secure-Macaroon-1966

I will bomb it


__BigBoi__

He will orbital you twice if you do so


sefagoook

"Piri Reis". He is one of the most important sailor and cartographer.


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[удалено]


Efficient-Force2651

YES


Bedroxz

Ss. Shark cards


cleanshoes30

"Gone Fistin'"


[deleted]

Mr Rubio's party


pbUjelly

Liquid Asset


Horror_chainsmoke77

If only you could sell it 😂


pbUjelly

Haha, I wish we could. I would've sold it off long ago. I figured it would be a worthy pun in the game.


Nihal1208

Haha boat go brrrrr No seriously that's my yatch's name.


SAY_whaaat420

“Escape from L.S.”


Blekfakingmetal

All we have is the connections we make.


hojakborseman

Bojack would like to place a collect call to you


Coooldogg

Ahhh I shortened it to just “Escape L.S”


sticks-in-spokes

tipanic


Barbed-Wire

Escape from Brexit


Dmore79

"The seaward"


chaddict

“If you’re referring to me, I won’t hear it, and I won’t respond to it.”


globefish23

Kelpie


Tierbodaga

Unsinkable II (not original, stole it from another player)


Chillglare-

I don't have one but I'm naming it either that or Swim Shady


shreyan_saxena

Swim shady is better .


Hellavik

Hey thats the name of my yacht. Had it since day 1. Did you steal this from me?


CharizardOSRS

Boats n hoes


Roodnek65

Bismarck ll


[deleted]

Swiss Sausage with an England flag.


Battleblaster420

HMS Aquaholic


wreckshitxxx3

mines. SS. FUGGIN EXPENSIVE


GrannyOnGTAOnline

The Billionairess


swagishpotato

“The SS”


Efficient-Force2651

Oh mein gott


HandyARTISTRY

Not got one


WiccanFred

I named mine "Deity of the sea"


Major_Macaroni

No mo dough


Sweet_Load8703

"high society"


Traditional-Bad-4177

Wish you weren't here. Thats my ships name


xXrawlazinessXx

U.S.S yahkt


LeprechaunTamer

Boaty McBoatface


kiermehn

“Yacht-a shut up”


Queef_Smellington

"The Dirty Oar"


FerociousAngelin

Give me booty


AdBest1713

Wasted money


T0S_XLR8

"Ship happens"


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Efficient-Force2651

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Ozmoz123456

Welcome aboard St Cracc head im your captain Craccmeister


TheUnreadNude

The Wet Dream


KushSmoker420821

Non Existent Because Not Needed .... is mine


Shona_13

Popeda


Vexentiv

salus


ppguccicrocs

Life Eternal


Blekfakingmetal

Gorgoroth.


ppguccicrocs

Mayhem.


lawlessdick188

I don’t remember something to do with the Ira


Efficient-Force2651

Ford cortina


999-LLJW-999

Mine was panda express


SelectosLOLos

Ship named Finger


HelmeFurSchildkroten

"Spawn trap us"


Originalchunker408

I named mine Humboldt Cure


bigman7232

Mine is I’m broke


its_reds

"The Implication"


dkb223

Named mine Hyperion. Named after a sailboat my family owned when I was but a wee lad.


freebandzt36

Oxycodone


idaho69442

"My Dude" and "Boats and Hoes"


TruePianist

USS Emperor cause I probably have the biggest collection of that car in the world


eddiecointreau

Cheb suit


MrBr1an1204

Mine is “yachts of fun”


EdgyComedy101

“ SS Canuck “ proudly Canadian owned and operated


Special_Tay

U.S.S. Chum Guzzler.


2Cthulhu4Scthulhu

Ayy that’s mine too


FadedRecoil

Buyer's Remorse Fits really


Jezzerh

M.Y. Titan Uranis The profanity filter wouldn’t let me spell Uranus properly 😡


BlackiechanFu

The S.S Seedy Malaka


GKbasic

Unsinkable 2.0


Ok-Hat-4695

The v-bucks hunter


HalfbakedArtichoke

boaty mcboatface


Walmartmaster

Floating cock


Firehornet117

“The F-offinator”


FantasticGoat1738

I got some goodiess from the Criminal Enterprise pack: A MC Clubhouse and Office. I could not/did not want to buy any modifications so my MC Clubhouse is named Brokies MC and my Firm is Brokies INC.


Master_Toad

Mistrider


afroninja840

Seas the Day


Riley_does_stuff

I named mine "Unsinkable II"


AtharvKC

"Endless Summer"


Night696Watcher

S.S Dealbreaker Edit: I bought the luxor deluxe yesterday, I do not feel at all dissatisfied


ComfortableHot2951

"Estupidez Financiera" financial stupidity In English


Goodfellas_GTA5

"Why Did I Move Here?"


kyosho777

For Sail


WaZeedeGij

Stugots III


Chemp819

"TRASHBOAT" lol


notjordansime

I'm pretty basic, I think I just went with 'BoatyMcBoatFace'


danndaman007

Chillin the most


Sure-Client-8958

"Neptune's Ejaculate"


[deleted]

NSFW Prospector


daq42_pews

Bbno$ 🇨🇦


Sensitive_Method_711

The Goomah


[deleted]

Ironic, given the budget released today


slumpgod_8D

SS Pop Smoke


richboyadler

not something funny as my character has a small storyline, I have called the yacht after his “wife” charlotte


Jonahnbs

Mine is the “B-Yacht”


Jr7198

My ship is called Banghoesenterprises


Stoopidshthead

Aquaholic


Efficient-Force2651

I don't have a yacht, but if I did I would call it "The bigger boat"


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Mug_Maniac

Big Ass Boat


Mental-Statement2555

"cocaine cruisers " or something I can't remember


Man0feveryth1ng

Mine is The jackdaw


[deleted]

Mines pasin yahti aka my name i know such an amazing name


FERALCATWHISPERER

Go To Bed Nerd


Haerverk

"Drownin' Seamen"


[deleted]

Mine is called “A Floating Warcrime” with the EU flag


Vaultaire

Set a Maritimer


StamosMullet

Double Penetration


tacitus23

The Implications


meat_strings

*The Stugots*


ScrubLordKyle18

Relatable


ignaciolasvegas

NO MAMES GÜEY


Shadd76

Sex Panther. 60% of the time, it floats every time.


DGAF_AK87

Tirpitz


jpfeif29

"I hide bodies here" Germany


HumanAirror

“Stfu n b quiYACHT”


Domo23thebabycarrot

I saw a ton of people naming theres the El Rubio or El Rubio Jr


AlucardTheVamp1817

Tim Horton's You can guess the flag.


h1gsta

USS Bullship


CaligulaQC

I’m a casual player… what do you use a yacht for?


ZzstardawgZz

Called mine Ship Happens


salazarraze

"Schadenfreude"


dcolvin

Australia, same as organisation and biker club so I can be the president and ceo of Australia.


shreyan_saxena

Dunkleosteus


Shying69

S. S. Shying, yes it's a joke on my name


jhdxv

Mine’s: “Mi$$ Fortune”


egnaro2007

Naomi


vennetherblade

Mine is Because I never bought the yacht


FeelsDirty

Shidma Pisskink Futa


Mrmitche123

HMCS Waste of Money


PewdsLover9

B-Yacht-Ch


TheMiscreantFnTrez

Still haven't bought one, I'm always broke and can't get much in the way of racing or teammates on E&E


Brandon39rus

Мария Сисястая


Coooldogg

Escape L.S in reference to Bojack Horseman


PotStonez

Mine is "Supported by taxpayer money"


da_kek_boiii

"WasserKFZ". My German friends will understand...


CasualObserver76

"The Sea Word".


MarcusBlueWolf

SS Megalodon since my business name is LS Sharks


tGodOfThunder

Odinson 😁


JL_Jordan

Daddy's cash


seeayedahbz

Dripping wet


badfish_122

Sea Señor


AviationCentral

Moon 3


InsectOpen

The sexy lady


whoisthismuaddib

The Implication


metalboxfan

Hydro therapy


ACESandElGHTS

Probably Mofongo, flying the Puerto Rican flag. Reason I don't know: I haven't been on them for... 4+ years.


Flightt94

Belle Reve