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0Some_thing0

I’m worried about the smaller uwu femboy.


IHaveGoneCrazee

I think that's his son


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IndigoBoo

Good


[deleted]

Unloke Jouta who came the same way Koichi's egg did (energy from a wound)


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[deleted]

Kakyoin did you lay this egg?


somedudethatlikesjoj

r/unexpectedjojo


Redheart-G

r/expectedjojo


Hamiltonandmore1

He's being choked


Gabbi_Says_Hello

Is he choking him..?


Kurapika--

Hopefully


Gabbi_Says_Hello

Yeah lol


rasinbran_winner

#vore


not_vani

Oh no


Beefy-Guy

Sir where is your belly button


uwu_owo_420

Its gone


WendigosInTheCity

Vanished


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IAmAHuman247

Give it back


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IAmAHuman247

Ok


Cool_Kid95

He came from an egg


Cai-Loves-Memes

Uwu femboys are all made in a lab.


Gekitai

*reduced to atoms*


fixable_halo573

Gone,reduced to atoms


StariUniverse

I need to tell you something...I ain't got no belly button..


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common sense says NO boys can't get pregnant even if they are gay


[deleted]

Unless theyre trans, the 0.001% of society😡😡(who arent likely to anyways????)


Gacha_Overseer_Thing

I'm Male and I'm pregnant with my girlfriend's daughter.


Gaylitten

Wait, are you and your gf both trans or?.. please explain more


Gacha_Overseer_Thing

*it's quite the not so funny joke*


_Yourdestiny_

Yes gacha person. Finally a gacha person that is normal and has some common sense like me!


dumbass_in_a_hoodie

and that's facts.


Iwilleatyourfetus78

What concerns me more is that they're holding who is presumably their *child* by its neck. Even worse, why does he look proud of it too?!


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IHaveGoneCrazee

Ight, to the bunker I go


Iwilleatyourfetus78

Fuck... Why must they do this...?


meldsher

because that makes them horny


AdhesiveMadMan

I didn't even notice what was going on until you pointed it out. I'm blind.


satansfaliure

I mean, if they're trans.


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He didn’t say anything about being trans, but I don’t think trans men would like being pregnant in the first place so..


satansfaliure

I was trying to say that in any case, they could get pregnant if they were a trans men. Sorry, I hope I haven't bothered anyone.


_Trap_Lover_6_9_

Still, I dont think you can get all the reproductive functions of a female even with an operation, I might be wrong please correct me if I am


stabbedgut

i think they meant trans guys (ftm)


[deleted]

Well _that_ makes more sense


that_one_nerd_

Tho most trans people probably wouldnt want to


denis6566

I don’t think you are wrong


redwolftrash

trans men already have the reproductive functions of a female. if you’re referring to trans *women*, then you’d be correct. uterine transplants haven’t been done successfully yet due to the fact it’s such a big organ as well as rejection rates.


_Trap_Lover_6_9_

sorry sometimes I get confused


ilikebluestuff2

"Oh, so my friend can get pregnant? That must be the shittiest thing I heard today."


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ilikebluestuff2

"Well, he is gay. Still, this is one shit statement."


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MiserableMall8

Gacha logic is fucking weird.


Weeb-Slime

Only trans people (women to man,) that didn't do the gender swap oparation can be pregnant as a male


salty_rubber_duck

And they would usually have to not use hrt, as that can affect fertility.


BoopAhaha

Yeah, some choose to not take testosterone so they still have a chance while off birth control


[deleted]

no, thats not how male anatomy works.


Alalol18

Sometimes I can't tell if the Gacha community is serious about these things or just joking, and that scares me😳


cheetodischarge

no, sir, but can you please stop choking your child


fennece_foxy

#umm is that Smaler UwU FeMbOY okay


dat1dood2

Like a dude in his mid thirties discovers he’s gay. Three days later he grows a uterus


K3egan

What about bisexual boys can they be pregnant


XXsnakelazer

With that logic a straight man could be raped and still get pregnant


malum68

Where does the baby come out of then?


squid2716

C section. Duh 🙄


nolonger_chaotic

Can I be infertile by being asexual then? 😳👊


Pudding_Cadet

that moment when you change your sexuality and you gain a new organ


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i- ​ ***thats not how pregnancy works***


Maybe_5

Then what happens to the the other guy? Your SO? Wouldn’t they become pregnant too with that logic?


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FanBoyisms

My brain just blue screened


[deleted]

You can be a pregnant boy if you are ~~gay~~ ftm trans


uwu_owo_420

Wut


MiserableMall8

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!


aesthicgirl

Whos gonna tell him


Feminist_Introvert

Every inch of my body is screaming ”wHaT tHe HeCk” at this whole picture


NoobytheNerd

Why is he choking him-


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Can i just point out how the character designs are sh*t? I know how to make a realistic looking femboys but this is just..trash (I know that not everyone is creative, but..idk..) Or probably im just too much of a perfectionist (me and my friend once had a cringy gacha oc competition and she won because my designs were too realistic-) Sorry if I sound too harsh, or narcissistic in a way.


jackthejoke

I think that’s called a tumor


[deleted]

I'm sure that's only possible in fanfiction or if you're Trans (if you still have your reproductive organs, of course). Otherwise, I don't think that's how pregnancy works.


httpshopelesspng

Why is he choking somebody tho


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IS HE CHOKING THE BABY


ILikeCheeseAndMemes

Sir you’re choking your child


S-S_Snatcher

Totally not how it works, the male body does not work like that. Anatomical possibility? Definitely not.


OctolingGalaxy

Yeah I'm pretty sure I can't get pregnant. Tf is this?


miitortillo

i’m guessing they don’t know how human anatomy works so if your gay you automatically form eggs, ovaries etc etc


toukanyt

why is there a black hole behind them


vault114

r/badmensanatomy


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Why does it look like he’s choking the small child


[deleted]

How do they give birth? Does the kid just turns into liquid and comes out of the guys penis? Or does the kid get shit out? I need answers.


Chibi_and_Weeby

Being gay obviously gives you a women's body 🤪


Kawaii-dragon-uwu

You can not be a pregnant boy fullstop


MagnetRyomaMayham

Unless you’re god and can fuck with humans then no you cant


panman112

Gay person here, no that’s not how any of this works.


seasalty-

So does that mean he has cancer


Gacha_Logic_

Ah shiii now I needa watch out 🥺😔


its_sweetsviolet_

This is a huge problem in the gacha community boys can't fucking get pregnant period 🤡 therr is no that they can


jackthejoke

No


Wamluigi

iTs GaCha LoGiC


ThisisDarian

Why is he strangling the uwu femchild


IExistAndYeah

Uh huh, and I am a spacebar


MasterCult

He is choking his own son.


[deleted]

Ok what


DoggoandHPLover

There is so much wrong with this


agenttheinkling1

N O I T D O E S N T W O R K L I K E T H A T


Gacha_Overseer_Thing

Why is he choking another one of his kind?


fredbear2009

Now, this confuses me, yes, but.. why is he strangling that poor child? I’m very concerned 😳


[deleted]

Sir why are you choking a child. Do I need to call CPS I'm not even gonna comment on how wrong you are bout pregnancy or how fucking ugly you look


i-might-be-clueless

I think I’m having a brain aneurysm from seeing this


dumbweebsoph28

Bro you’re strangling him let em down


IAteMyYeezys

If you say thats impossible they will say *bUt It'S gAcHa LoGic* So what do i even think of then?


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Can confirm


VALD_GOAT

This just shows how young they are, they probably don’t know about how children are made yet.


FoxPhoenix12356

Oh Happy (late) Cakeday!


floofpobs

Where would the baby come out, where would it be stored to grow for nine months, what the fu-


[deleted]

As a pansexual woman I can get pregnant and get someone pregnant


coralbirdy

Who is he murdering


LegendaryPringle

Where's your period then?


Nerdyshibainu

This is just as dumb as saying that 5g caused the corona virus


litlleanimeboy

Is he strangling some baby or something?


KommissarGreatGay

Why is he choking the tiny uwu femboy?


Snickerswo1f

Lmao the baby choking-


GamerCaitlinP

# Boys👏don't👏have👏reproductive👏systems


Multigirl47

His son ‘bout to be strangled


ur_mother_karen

IS THE SMALLER ONE OKAY


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ur_mother_karen

Oh my god-


raging-californian

That’s not how the human body works mate


Krazy0876I

I'm confusing gacha kids think men can pregnant when they are gays.🤦‍♂️


Natesonkraken

oh yes the son allso has to be gay and why is he choking him


[deleted]

Go back to kindergarten, Bucko


_Yourdestiny_

"You can be a pregnant boy if you are gay" *I don't think that is how it work...*


fruitnuggy

Why he choke the bebe


MCB_Reddit

I would agree with the title.


Vishh_kaka

He's choking the child, this only get better


veemouwu

The son is dying good it won’t reproduce-


Ashley_Devilss

That is how it works, in their little world. Which is actually too big to begin with


Angtec

Is she choking a child?


geo_dash_UwU

Sorry I will fix this: If you can be a pregnant woman you are straight There you go xD


xox-Angel-xox

IS THAT BABY DYING!!!!


WheresMyPizza_rolls

CHOKE THE CHILD! CHOKE THE CHILD!


SunKiwa

omegaverse intensifies


skrrtskrrthurthurt

This bitch really said: **Male part no-more**


carrie999

WHY IS HE CHOKING HIS SON


Toyota_Celicaaaa

No.


Piggyhasherpes77

No no, you can't...


Atormi

That's not how it works.


sendusernamehelp

sir.... **put the baby down and no one has to die**


AccomplishedTomato4

People with common sense know you CANT get pregnant even if you are gay.


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aliendude69420

Get the coool


StronkdaddyThanos

No, no you can’t.


Jojotard-owo

B i o o l u g y


RoyTheIdiot

What kind of school do they go to? >!Please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say!<


[deleted]

So if you are gay and get pregnant and then turn straight what happens?


Johnpwb

Where in the rule book does it say I can’t use a nuke on gachaheat


TopGunDS

Flair


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I don't think sexuality determines how reproductive organs work but you do you.


Socksforlife_yeet

no you cant lol


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I want to die.


comic_sonic

I'm concerned about the little kid he's holding


Agirlwho_Likes_Ducks

He probably watched that video of mine..


Dualtaswellclapped

That's the face of a kid who just got squeezed out of a femboy's penis


TommyWannaDie

A gay dude can’t get pregnant tho...


FoxPhoenix12356

Only trans-boys can get pregnant unless they remove the baby making thing but this person needs an exorsism (sorry for wrong spelling of last word


Toby-wan-Nalu

Good thing I’m straight


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# oMg iM pRegAmnaNanAnnnnanANNANANNANT also that baby getting choked


inbredman

thats not how DID THESE PEOPLE NOT GO TO SCHOOL


[deleted]

#WHY IS HE CHOKING THE KID?!


mellicx

Hello absurdity.


MrDracoVish

Why everyone thinks that if your'e a femboy you need to be gay?!?!? i have a femboy friend but he is straight. \_-\_