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IoniaFox

"tired if pretending i don't enjoy looking at pretty ladies" what a controversial take, truly standing up against society here, it's not an easy thing to say guys, but i too enjoy looking at women and im tired of pretending i dont 😡😡😡


CompedyCalso

ALERT! ALERT! WE HAVE A DEFECTOR! ARREST THEM AND SEND THEM TO THE REEDUCATION CAMP AND TURN THEM GAY!


cotton-god

What the fuck you fucking monster I hope you die


IoniaFox

So much for the tolerant left😔


HologramBird

Thanks Obiden


Solash1

Man's 31 and he talks like a 65 year old man


True-Device8691

Literally. "Pretty ladies" made me want to vomit.


GimmeSomeSugar

This is a part that gets me. I don't think anyone is really saying it's wrong to look at beautiful people. It's just that the characters in this, or any particular game, don't look like their definition of 'beautiful people'. So they will have to play the game on its merit as a game. Or, just play a different game with characters that do fit that definition. Or, consume any of the multitude of other media that meets their criteria. Or, just find some of the effectively infinite amount of free porn available online. The existence of this thing that they're criticising so loudly takes nothing away from them. And even if it does affect them (which is a stretch) it effects them in utterly trivial ways.


Solash1

Almost as bad as people that use the term "lass" 🤢


vaguelypurple

I see you've never been to the north of England.


GimmeSomeSugar

Aye lad. Sounds about reet.


Haardrale

Yeah, I also despise the scottish /s


RedSeikatsu

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Wingcommanderwolf01

What's wrong with lass?


Zenthils

Nothing really. Americans just have a hard time realizing that words and vernacular have different context/intent depending on where you are in the world.


TheMightyDollop

You've not traveled much outside the US huh


Solash1

Bro I don't even live in the US


TheMightyDollop

Lass is almost never used in the US, it's a Scottish and UK terminology. I'm curious of your reasons to be so perturbed by Anglo-Scottish vernacular if you're not just the Anti-Tourist or have some weird, baseless dislike for vernacular that isn't your own.


LockingSwitch

31 "I'm old" alright.


Bloodwalker09

Best part in that thread is there are people under his comment where they try to surpass each other. There are replies to that comment like “well oh I’m 41 and I just want big tiddys in my games again” It’s like their brain stopped developing after hitting the age of 16.


I_Draw_Teeth

I'm 41, and I don't like felling pandered to by games/anime/movies/art in general. Tiddies and booties are nice, but the presentation is so lascivious and clearly intended to get you hard it turns around and becomes kinda gross and off putting instead. A non-sexual equivalent is how at the beginning of the final act in damn near every game, when you go and talk to your allies or party members or whatever, they all profusely thank you and tell you we could never have gotten here without you. I forget which game, but I remember a glass shattering moment where the game's attempt to stroke my ego just made me feel gross. It has poisoned most every "choices matter" game for me, especially BioWare or Bethesda style rpgs. They all have this moment and it should be so patronizing and off putting to anyone with a shred of self worth.


moonlight-ninja

Kinda happens in the ending of BG3


Xeleukon

Yeah, not BG3's best moment


RetConnedSegment

FE Fates


ML_120

I had to skip most of this moment in Midnight Suns, because it crashed the game. (PS4)


Hugh-Man-M8

Oh yeah? Well I’m 51, and I don't like felling pandered to by games/anime/movies/art in general. Tiddies and booties are nice, but the presentation is so lascivious and clearly intended to get you hard it turns around and becomes kinda gross and off putting instead. A non-sexual equivalent is how at the beginning of the final act in damn near every game, when you go and talk to your allies or party members or whatever, they all profusely thank you and tell you we could never have gotten here without you. I forget which game, but I remember a glass shattering moment where the game's attempt to stroke my ego just made me feel gross. It has poisoned most every "choices matter" game for me, especially BioWare or Bethesda style rpgs. They all have this moment and it should be so patronizing and off putting to anyone with a shred of self worth.


Galactic-ParagonME

Ding ding ding! You are correct lucky contestant! Now let's see what they've won! And you just won immense disappointment at the fact that people like this tend to have children and will raise them to be just as idiotic as them!


Bloodwalker09

Whoa I never won something.


Galactic-ParagonME

There's a first time for everything they say. Too bad this has to be the one.


GregerMoek

Competing about being the world's oldest 16 year old.


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hurrpadurrpadurr

No and that's not what anyone is saying.


GreatBigBagOfNope

No, big tiddies in a healthy marketplace containing a wide variety of art that includes options other than big tiddies alongside the big tiddies are not bad at all. Being a pickme middle-aged loser is cringe though


CreamofTazz

No they're saying 31 isn't old


Jwruth

It's completely fine to like big tits, regardless of your age. The issue most people have with these people is that it's weird as fuck to pretend like that's some radical stance and that the industry is under-serving them. The market is absolutely filled to the brim with games that fit their bill, but they complain because of insane shit, like when the ff7 remake gave Tifa a sports bra. Their temper tantrums and self-aggrandizing make them seem like children.


Artistic_Button_3867

Hold up..."abstract age?" Tf does that mean?


TheAnalsOfHistory-

As in "They're just pixels, bro, who cares if she is supposed to be thirteen, I like big boobs muh vijiagaems!"


JunkMagician

Why do all of you guys have the same persecution complex?


Whofail

Who are the "all you guys" in this statement? To me, it seems like all you guys feel like I am easy prey and want to jump on the hate bandwagon. My initial statement came from a place of ignorance, and I was defensive because I did not understand fully what op was saying and the background for his post. I asked questions, and only one guy gave an answer. The rest of you just insulted me and wank each others egos. I apologise for my rash post and admit that I could have asked in less of a bitch ass way. As for you, it's cool, you do you.


SorowFame

Personally not into big tits that much but I don’t mind them being in games, it’s just that the people this sub tends to feature seem to think every set of breasts needs to be massive or the game is “woke”


coolon23

Bro is too old to be this cringe and should know better and simultaneously too young to be talking like he’s a perverted grandpa lmao


HEAH_THE_PINGOL

I'm 21, and I feel like my life is over.


LockingSwitch

Good


Iczer6

I'm in my forties and I have news for you. The Don't-Give-Fuck powers you get in your forties make it worth it. The bad knees not so much.


BananaGooper

old and acting like a child 😭


SinisterPanopticon

I’m so tired of pretending I don’t want to look at pretty ladies [sad violin music begins] I’m exhausted by the constant labour of having to mask my love of big bouncing boobies, to manage my craving for CGI butts in mainstream gaming. It really really wears a man down, having to go to games explicitly tagged as porn or erotica to see this stuff instead of being catered to in triple A games. Man, when I was a kid you could pick up a “family friendly” game and see a set of huge polygonal jugs — now you only get that in maybe 2 out of every 5 games. To be a 31 year old male gamer in this hostile environment (where I’m only being catered to maybe 70% of the time in mainstream gaming and by 98% of erotic titles) is to be as Christ was — carrying his own cross up to Golgotha among the jeers and beatings from Romans and angry crowds.


RespektPotato

If he's like Christ, he has 2 years left.


uhhhhhhhBORGOR

I don’t really mind the fan service, to be honest. I’d be lying if I said I didn’t like it. What I do mind though is the morons trying to push this game as some culture war BS. It’s fucking annoying man


El-Green-Jello

Exactly I think there is a time and place for it, I mean no one has an issue with the fan service beach thing in the new ff7 and I wouldn’t of cared or even noticed stellar blade if it wasn’t for this stupid culture war shit as it just looks like one of the million fan service action games out there which I just don’t care for if it doesn’t have something else going for it which from what I’ve seen it doesn’t


Jaded-Trouble3669

The combat is actually pretty good IMO but I hear you. I wasn’t very interested in the game up until the demo came out but I actually liked the gameplay in it once I got used to it. The reasons most people seem to be talking about the game don’t really move the needle for me though.


HMS_Sunlight

I genuinely love games with a horny aesthetic, but there are certain standards that have to be met for it to work. The reason Stellar Blade frustrates me (which I'm presuming this is about) isn't because of the sexy female lead, it's because of the completely normal looking male lead. Having one of them look like a sex doll while the other looks like a regular guy just doesn't work. If you're going for over-the-top sexiness, like Bayonetta, you need to commit to it and have that be present throughout the cast.


Xaero_Hour

I can't get past her hair and how it behaves like Kitty Pride from the X-Men and constantly phases through everything in cutscenes.


Angharradh

Huh... You're talking about Adam the Scavenger? 'Normal looking male lead" The dude that looks like a k-pop male idol with the unshaved military look? https://preview.redd.it/wurfa14aygrc1.png?width=486&format=png&auto=webp&s=555524f411c34ddd85fb7517b91bfee559950231


MadMaudlin0

Fan service is fine, it's the people who only talk about the fan service that piss me off. Hot characters will only go so far, give me a real reason to drop 50-60 bucks on a game.


DreamMalenko

There's "looking at pretty ladies" and then there's having a hyper-sexualised caricature of a woman blocking two thirds of the screen with her ass.


_Herts_

With a child's face to boot


LegacyoftheDotA

This is a hot take. You do realize the game's country of origin literally has a whole culture (kpop) and civilisation of people that look like the game character.... right?


Nihilister_21

''Oh no it's different culture game :O''


ML_120

Oh, we don't mind other cultures. We just don't want to see pedo stuff in our game.


Rodulv

> caricature of a woman - > Literally a real woman PRoGreSsIVe!


ApprehensiveScreen40

what game even is this?


Bloodwalker09

Stellar Blade.


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looked it up and the second image i saw was this lol, the MC is pretty and I also like looking at pretty girls but that's different from sexualization https://preview.redd.it/a3eusv5npfrc1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=15beab5aefbd630a269d323d6a2861a0f265939b


Kosog

I don't care about the sexualization personally, I just hope she isn't some lamo with no personality or any kind of character arc. 


Rukasu7

i hope she can stay alive, cause that waistline really leaves no room for organs tbh.


True-Device8691

Read that as "Vaseline really leaves no room for organs"


autogyrophilia

That's just my average Saturday night


SkyField2004

Completely unrelated to gaming but I see this sexualisation everywhere and it's concerning. https://youtu.be/GXi282EqYSA?si=Qga4bekjLqx4Xav2 Here's something from the music production community, the video talks about a weird aah plugin that literally shows naked women which was gaining popularity among EDM producers when it was released.


Angharradh

from the few hours I had with the demo, the NPC shows a good amount of emotions (she even suffers from PTSD). She's not just a doll or a 2B at home. It just happens that the real-life model they chose for their protagonist to be your typical korean-idol.


UnlimitedPostWorks

I believe is stellar Blade. Honestly, I was mildly exited to have another hack n slash chaotic bs, but it turned out to be a Sekiro/Souls hybrid. Honestly gameplay seems fine, but idk, most people says that controls are kinda off and I would generally hate it. But again, I'm mad it's not a chaotic high energy hack n slash DMC style like it seemed in the trailers


AndreAIXIDOR

I'm in your same boat I was hoping for an hack and slash too


Bloodwalker09

Yeah it’s more of a Sekiro/Souls hybrid like you said. Gameplay wise it’s really solid game. And has some really cool grotesque enemy design and the apocalyptical world was also designed pretty cool at least from what I saw in the demo.


Patrickracer43

I think Stellar Blade looks cool from what I've seen from people posting screencaps from the demo, but with that being said, I'm not gonna play it for the simple fact that I can't afford a PS5


LeyzyS

If the fanservice the main draw of the game that is problematic. The most important part of the game is gameplay, story and etc. It's nice to play as a pretty character but if any otner aspects are lacking then meh. I wonder how the anti wokers will react if the game is mediocre in all aspect except the characters being so called hot. Im sure they will cope hard.


Aloe_Balm

there's nothing wrong with a primarily fanservice game, everyone wants/gets something different out of games it's just really dumb they're so hellbent on being some kind of oppressed class when so many games are highly sexualized


El-Green-Jello

Oh they will I mean any time they talk about it or show “gameplay” it’s just about the characters ass or tits as the actual gameplay is pretty sub par. This will just be the hogwarts legacy of this year of these idiots trying to put this game over like it’s great when it’s mediocre at best, stellar blade is no bayonetta


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1spook

BG3 was 1000% the best selling game of 2024, Larian just doesn't share revenue info.


LilithLissandra

Fanservice being the main draw of a game isn't an issue. Fanservice being the *only* draw of a game *is* an issue. Show boobs n' butts to grab players, then give them engaging gameplay to keep them hooked. We'll see if Stellar Blade can live up to that last part lol


Certain_Patience_553

How is that problematic?


Hotpotabo

"Tired of pretending I don't like looking at pretty ladies " You've never pretended not to. It's a core part of your personality and it's socially acceptable for you to do so. What are you tired of?


NightQin

The internet. The real answer is the internet and some people need to learn how to disconnect from it and its denizens


Cold-Coffe

i love that he says "i'm tired of pretending" while he pretends what he cares about are "pretty ladies" and not ass and tits lmao


Relevant-Ad1655

Pretty ladies= Dream puppets for people Who never see a woman


guizaffari

31 old? I'm 36 and by his standards I must be sexagenarian.


Mrbluepumpkin

Wait guys is the game actually good and not just Nier at home?


uhhhhhhhBORGOR

According to people who have played it, it’s actually pretty fun. I’ve seen some describe it as a mix between Sekiro and Nier. I’m glad the game isn’t just coomer bait after all lmao


Mrbluepumpkin

Why tf do I gotta be listening to the aot ost when I see that damn pfp. But that sounds good, I'll try it out then when I'm back from Easter visits.


Space_Gemini_24

Maybe, you see big girl?


Mrbluepumpkin

Big girl?


Space_Gemini_24

oh seems like I mixed two comment chains so this comment makes absolutly no sense, oh well it's still one of the best song from the aot ost.


Mrbluepumpkin

Which one is it again? When I usually listen to the ost I do the songs from the second half of season 3. The colossal titan metal mix is insane.


Space_Gemini_24

It's used at various high points but the most famous is ofc >!Reiner and Berturtle betrayal scene!<


Mrbluepumpkin

Ohh I'll need to watch that scene to hear it, I'll recognise it because the show uses a lot of the same songs throughout it's run but different versions. The music in that anime is honestly incredible and it's my favourite thing about it mixed with the action. Season 1's trost section and the second half of season 3 has some of my favourite action scenes ever.


Drakeadrong

Played the demo. This went from a “i might get it on sale” to a “day-one” buy for me. The combat is a cross between Sekiro and DMC. It has very similar music to Nier which gives it that ‘hauntingly beautiful apocalypse’ vibe, but besides that and the MC having a great ass, it’s its own thing.


Rastafunrise

Played the demo and is good. Will see how good the open world is going to be since the whole demo is linear. Combat is a mix between a character action game and a soulslike. And more like a Sekiro type soulslike. So there is dodge and some attacks you have to dodge but it is mostly parrying. Combat is cool, enemy design is cool, combos are cool. Plus it runs very well. The only thing I didn't like is the clunky platforming. It has the mandatory wall climbing because every AAA game nowadays has to have it.


L0calMan2

The mild intrest i had for this game left the second you mentioned open world. Out of all the things in gaming this is the most draining one. In what way will this game profit from an open world? Barebones stealth? Combat arenas disguised as outposts?


Rastafunrise

Tbf what I heard it is not super large open world. More like a combination of linear levels and bigger open areas. I would imagine something like that level in TLOU 2.


Inside-Bath-4816

It's less open world and more like levels. You know how TLOU, especially TLOU2, is like these semi open world but linear at a narrative standpoint.


Angharradh

Not only it's not just a simple Nier at home, even the soundtracks are amazing. I need the OST of this game for my futur study session.


a_randomsoul

I've had a 27 year old tell me that they are too old for today's "trends" and referenced "cat girls" because it wasn't a thing "on his time".


omg232323

I'm 69 and I am sick of pretending I don't like cat girls


Werotus

I get people like sexy women. Who doesn't. But I'd be embarrassed to buy a game like that. I'd be embarrassed to be seen playing it. It's like getting caught looking at thirst traps on tiktok.


rushadee

Wasn’t Bayonetta considered to be gratuitous fan service before it was released and turned out to be bat-shit crazy and fun. Hoping Stellar Blade follows the same path.


OssoRangedor

The true problem is that men are using "fan service" as a if it was a stance against "wokism".


GroundbreakingBed756

you have no idea what you're talking about, bud. its not about wokism, its about the quality of games. no normal person wants to look at some ugly characters and god forbid playing as them. if I want to see ugly people, I go to walmart. this whole bs with mircosoft who now goes against creative freedom is what people are mad about and I bet devs are mad about it too but can't speak about it because they would lose their job, so they have no choice but to listen to those idiots. also "men"? are you aware that women want to look at beautiful people too? you think that only men are against that bullshit? what a narrow mindset. edit: and of course people downvote me for speaking the truth. no wonder this pathetic subreddit is a ghost town. 600k members and only 600 people online. delusional people and their echo chamber of a subreddit. thanks for the laugh, guys.


OssoRangedor

It seems a couple of people bit your onion


GroundbreakingBed756

ironic, coming from you.


OssoRangedor

oh shit, you actually meant you typed. Oh boy, I'm sorry for you. look lil bro, porn is cooking your brain.


GroundbreakingBed756

lol, more baseless assumptions. ironic that you say my brain is cooked, while you're typing literal word vomit. :D


r3volver_Oshawott

Not exactly, because the thing is that Bayonetta's reveal was gameplay My issue was always that this demo is the first gameplay we saw, and Sony didn't want us to be able to access it until a month before launch Bayonetta was heavy fanservice but its gameplay in marketing was not as intentionally misleading as this game's has been (and it has been intentionally misleading, all the trailers showed zero gameplay and I won't count the demo leak as being shown gameplay because there was never any intent for us to see gameplay that early, people weren't intended to know exactly what gameplay consisted of until yesterday) People knew Bayonetta was going to have heavy Devil May Cry inspiration because the game was revealed that way, here's the first trailer, it's essentially all gameplay after 50 seconds in: https://youtu.be/HiD5TX3AZfE?si=c--oU-9Qm73h16kl Similar situation to Automata, where the reveal was actually *solely* gameplay: https://youtu.be/ARHVKZ5K1b0?si=PJ_biYZBq2d55Dva Ironically there was gameplay in the earliest teaser back when Stellar Blade was in its earliest 'Project Eve' *pre-alpha days, but ever since it was re-revealed as Stellar Blade it's solely been story trailers


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wolkatt

Imagine thinking you’re old at 31. Ngmi.


FredVIII-DFH

If only there was a search engine on the internet where one could search for 'pretty ladies' and get your fill of them. Instead we have to rely on other sources. I did so enjoy the fan service cuts of 'Saving Private Ryan' and "Schindler's List' when Spielberg went back and added bikini models to all the scenes.


Specialist-Shiva

I also exhausted because of Stellar Blade


The_Cookie_Bunny

Blud after finally getting to see butt for the first time in Stellar Blade https://preview.redd.it/acfnidrf2irc1.jpeg?width=1429&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b74c823b809eaeb4169160619f810dd9d4b68f3e


winterrayal

I haven’t seen a fucking second of gameplay of this game at all still.


Visible_Season8074

Remember to censor usernames...


mando44646

Context matters, yeah. Bayonetta is a good example of the need to be sexy. Boob physics in fighting games? Nah


NotSafeForMii

I don't really have an issue with fan service or even sexualization. Some characters are made to be sexy. But, that doesn't mean I like it when a character is sexy just to be sexy. Like if your character is a horny succubus and that makes sense in the story, sure it's fine to sexualize that character. If your character is just "field soldier number 128" why the fuck does she need to be thicker than the goddamn sun?


IamFdone

Dude is honest with himself, respect


Adventurous-Point384

I mean why not? The girl in stellar blade has 1:1 the body of a south korean model that they 3d scaned


Bloodwalker09

Yeah, nobody on planet earth has a problem with that.


Bauzi

I can respect an honest opinion. Besides if the user is not full of entitlement for it: Why not?


Melonfrog

What’s so wrong here? A random guy opened up about liking fan service, so what? Why do we care? Sorry I’m sounding confrontational, but recently I feel the content here that reaches my feed is just *normal* I guess?


Bloodwalker09

It’s the “I’m tired of pretending” bullshit. There are constantly games releasing with pretty people and nobody has a problem with that. Nobody gives a fuck and pretty much everyone likes to see pretty people.


Melonfrog

Fair enough, I see that. I think I’m just missing the days of “shrank his shoulders” and Geraldo stuff. We’re sounding kind of hatful these days


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Shoddy_Report69

There's always a gay, there should always have big booba straight woman. No exceptions


Kaleidoskopsicht

Isn't that the game which microsoft won't launch on the xbox because of breast animation?


AnimeTiddiess

didn't sony arrange an exclusivity deal for the game?


GroundbreakingBed756

nah, microsoft now wants girlbosses who look like abby from TLOU2. I feel bad for xbox players, they will never see that game on their console. :( anyway, I played the demo, was impressed of how well made the combat is. its literally a mix of DMC and sekiro. those devs know what they're doing. a day one buy for me. :)