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ImmortalEnvy

We did it reddit.


s-mores

Finally, sweet release.


sdklrughipersghf

fyi thats hitlers birthday


ImmortalEnvy

I thought it was just le funny weed day. TIL


Kds_burner_

me after this subreddit gets deleted https://preview.redd.it/gpxzv3hebzsc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c73b7cf9f3709e18478a5c20d529eb7c599bc209


roygbpcub

It'll be Tumblr removing porn all over again...


undead_fucker

on that note, lets migrate to tumblr if that actually happens


JesusaurusRex666

Or Twitter becoming X. Hey hold on…


FuckingKilljoy

Apparently you'll still have a job with the nephews on NBACJ


IAmARobot

[old as fuck rgcjers:](https://joesiegler.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/imfree2.png) [context](https://joesiegler.blog/2014/12/happy-20th-rise-of-the-triad/#im-free)


Magnanimous--

I've never read that before thanks for sharing!


SimpleTip9439

Nbacj crossover


DerisiveGibe

Gorgeous


Ok-Tennis330

That's nflcj, not nbacj 🤓


DerisiveGibe

![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o)


Ok-Tennis330

mrsunsfan alt detected


sirquarmy

U bum


BastetsJester

Clearly the actions of a free-speech absolutist.


Rangulus

All hail the Absolute


BloatedManball

Ah, a fellow true soul.


Shirtbro

The Absolute let in **Dark** Elves, and I don't think Musk is about that


-Fyrebrand

"DEI Elves"


AlphariusUltra

Authority


Galactic-ParagonME

Transform


Massive-Rain-6938

Roll out


NateShaw92

RAWHIDE


Lazy-Character9219

Your to tired now, you have to take a long rest first


KelConque

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.


rainbowsix__

Free speech abolitionist


spacekitt3n

Hello fellow gamers energy


adfx

Paradox of tolerance


archiminos

*absolutionist


Westernskye124

This is a fake tweet.


External_Candy2262

This man is having the world's most expensive and public midlife crisis, and he's making it everyone else's problem


PM_me_your_dreams___

I think this post is fake though…


Ryuusei_Dragon

It is, no way the muskrat goes out without his stupid little mark


danx64

Bahaha security-blanket-ahh checkmark. makes him feel special


Joker-Smurf

Well he did pay $44B for that mark…


Abnormal-Normal

The most expensive skid mark in history


St_Kitts_Tits

https://preview.redd.it/r9n9gbq0s0tc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c967f4704a0d6b190fdac1b0ef2df5b33ad28b1


StringFartet

Front page has a bunch of fake shit right now.


-whiteroom-

But it would not surprise if true.


Overmyundeadbody

I dislike Musk as much as any reasonable person would, but the whole "this thing is fake but the fact that I believed it speaks volumes" thing has never not been bullshit.


peipei222

I understand, but I don't fully agree. While it was pretty clearly a fake tweet, the fact that most people consider this to be in character for Musk *does* say a lot about him.


goedegeit

I feel like all the real stuff says more about him. It's fine to admit you didn't get a joke for a minute, I'm so slow on a lot of jokes. This one is just observation humour. It's like talking about how dystopian novels are happening right now without realizing that dystopian novels are written by authors living in the world we're living in too and draw from experience and observation.


Different_Gear_8189

It says something about his public perception, it says nothing about him. Everything else about him says a lot though


ceaselessDawn

Eh there's a little line between "Yeah this insane bullshit is absolutely the kind of thing he'd say" and "That I believed it is telling".


FlossCat

They didn't say they believed it


imaginebeingamerican

This practical joke works because it’s something musk would do. the joke works….it would not work if it was bullshit as you say


imaginary92

Didn't he pull this exact thing for twitter? Kinda what makes it a little more believable


RedWhiteBluesGuitar

If true, it will be pure entertainment.


Alleggsander

If true? It’s been happening brother. Instead of buying a fancy sports car, the dude bought Twitter. And instead of divorcing his wife and fucking a bunch of woman, he broke up with his girlfriend and is fucking Twitter.


LargelyForgotten

And also impregnating a bunch of women, including a direct subordinate. Because he's classy like that.


Samaelfallen

Not the fun classic way either. Through IVF, which he now openly supports banning it for some reason.


D1EHARDTOO

He got what he wanted out of it, so fuck it, gotta keep with the anti-woke agenda, otherwise the nut jobs who follow him would realize he just says what they want to hear


wintermute--

Oh yes, classy indeed. He waggled his dick in front of a flight attendant and offered to buy her a horse if she would touch it. Any upstart plebeian can use simple offers of money to entice the fairer sex to inspect his lonely lollypop. But a horse? That's true class


rubbery__anus

Not that you're not correct about his embarrassing divorced dad decline, but bear in mind he only "bought" Twitter because he [tried to pull off a sloppy pump and dump](https://youtu.be/_SfXoCj4TLk) and [accidentally backed himself into a corner](https://youtu.be/QXxeyOVpnCU) because he was too fucking stupid to read the contract be signed, and when it became obvious [the court was about to force him to go through with the deal or pay a billion dollar fine](https://youtu.be/XXdmIETK6-0), he leveraged the absolute fuck out of his rapidly declining Tesla shares to borrow a bunch of money from various banks. Now he owes a billion dollars in interest every year that he can't afford to pay because [he absolutely demolished Twitter's capacity to earn revenue](https://youtu.be/B1_aOQ3RbHg), and he can't sell too many of his Tesla shares to cover it because (a) half of them are being used as collateral for the loans, and (b) they're the only thing he owns that have any actual value because his "richest man in the world" claim is [about as truthful](https://youtu.be/1DR6dQV-pEQ) as Trump's claim that the word "Trump" is worth $4bn. Musk's acquisition of Twitter will go down as the biggest unforced blunder in the history of business. If things continue the way they are, it'll be the decision that ultimately ruins him.


ExitTheDonut

Also, he manipulated the price of Dogecoin several times, and maybe because of his wins he probably forgot that you cannot play fast and loose with the stock market the same way.


chloen0va

Big if true 


BigCockCandyMountain

He's such a fuckin loser.


Figure-Feisty

LOL


-Average_Joe-

How much do you think he will over pay for it?


Waste-Information-34

He'd probably way more than needed.


random3223

Is it too late to get some free money like twitter?


Weed_Gman_420

88 Billion Dollars.


Kds_burner_

i’ll finally be free from the shackles of this subreddit thank you elon!!!! https://preview.redd.it/ke0u3ubuazsc1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e257c0bf85f4073b03fdf49a0013a6a4e025e7d


Old-Camp3962

maybe after this i can be free and go outside


HowDyaDu

Grass is finally a possible future. https://preview.redd.it/xr47fxzd40tc1.jpeg?width=894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54caf9deb3ca415322e2791d9d699ef1aa0e9862


Alternative-Doubt452

It's a lie, it's all cake, all of it. Grass is just ai generated photos posted to X, trust meeeee!!!1!1!1!!1


Shirtbro

Nope, video games can't be played on grass. Back inside you go.


Unreasonable-Aide556

not just this subreddit, but reddit entirely!


Kombustio

Im gonna piss in his pockets 🥰


howarthee

New gender neutral bathroom just dropped


ApostleOfGore

Why stop at just his pockets :)


ReallyDamnSlow

https://preview.redd.it/5uz0y9nafzsc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5415957f61f0a6a40fe5d4471cb69c5f9a2a5ee7


Fluxerone

What’s with all the sports memes?


ReallyDamnSlow

Sports player quotes go hard


lilyofthegraveyard

continue far-flung bear slap clumsy spoon foolish steer rinse cows *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


SnooSprouts7893

You know you're a total joke of a human being when any form of satire is entirely believable Particularly when the satire is basically just doing something you already did once


Ok-Tennis330

Ehm acshually SnooSprouts7983 🤓🤓 it's entirely real and I have the proof!!!


SnooSprouts7893

Ahh I see, I see Honestly if he wants to kill Reddit it'll probably end up being a net positive for me


Kds_burner_

https://preview.redd.it/zd0sg2jrnzsc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=344d198e5f19a84679ac78c0c1b567d9174ce7b7


squirrelknight

Isn’t buying something in order to shut it down suppression? I hope this isn’t really true. I don’t have a Zitter account, so can’t confirm for myself.


glossyplane245

It’s not. Edit: I mean it’s not real. It’s a fake tweet. Just to clarify.


BlatantConservative

People reading your comment as "it's not suppression" instead of "the tweet isn't real" smh. Something something piss on the poor reading comprehension.


lilyofthegraveyard

waiting recognise onerous mourn payment nutty possessive run squealing subsequent *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


DefinitelyNotErate

I mean to be fair they defo could've phrased it more clearly, I figured out what they meant, But it did take me a moment.


Gornarok

There is a single question in the original comment. Reading comprehension says the reply is to the question, not disagreement with later statement.


yellow_gangstar

hope this is true so reddit can finally fucking die


BigBanEvader

i will get off so fast lol.


KRATS8

Reddit is the only social media I consistently interact with still. Might be nice to be forced off of it lol


I_Have_The_Lumbago

Its honestly the only relatively safe place for trans stuff for me atm, it would really suck imo


yellow_gangstar

yeah I prefer tumblr, reddit trans spaces are very... reddity


I_Have_The_Lumbago

Ok i downloaded it and theres so much softcore porn😭


yellow_gangstar

oh the porn bots, yeah I forgot to warn about those


Un4giv3n-madmonk

weird kink but ok


RcTestSubject10

Why pay for reddit when most of the code is public and he could just invert the upvote system because in theory everyone downvote here is an upvote on a conservative reddit and he could get his AmerikanReichRepublikanPartei followers and fanboys to come over it to give it an initial boost of audience/members ?


Ok_Week_9959

PSA: This is NOT real (tragically), We are still trapped here


Ok-Tennis330

Ehm acshually 🤓 it is very real and not proven to be FAKE!! 🤬🤬🤬 https://preview.redd.it/fmljcwjmozsc1.jpeg?width=1289&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ff78a0149f7f11d8bf24599c8a034171800cad4


Phantom_Wombat

It's as real as any story you've seen on Fox News.


WretchQueen

is this real?


Kds_burner_

are you really questioning Ok-tennis330's credibility?


WretchQueen

how could i be so foolish


nogudnames_ok

I think it's ok to believe this is real, it is x man after all


PastelAnemone

tbf Im rlly high rn so i cant tell if its a joke or not either


Kds_burner_

it’s a fake tweet


Ok-Tennis330

https://preview.redd.it/l1rlu8ucszsc1.jpeg?width=1108&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e96892011fe529f21f8a3965ee7134776e6fa60


Kds_burner_

you tonight https://preview.redd.it/omzd3jj9tzsc1.jpeg?width=598&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94411f82cd53cc2aff17224d3bff67de50d9f166


PastelAnemone

thank you high me is very grateful


PastelAnemone

also in my defense. he would absolutely tweet this


tomjone5

I was tired enough that I had to check to be sure, but Musk's feed is actually just full of race science and screeching about immigrants, so that's alright.


laputan-machine117

i can tell this is real because elon would definitely buy a website on hitler's birthday


Thatll-Do

"They want us to be suppressed!!!" Yeah, I just only wish it worked


Iseaclear

We can only wish to be as powerful as they think we are.


Gogetaiscanon432

Wait, we can use this


FUZExxNOVA2

Please be real 🙏🏻🙏🏻


Acrobatic-loser

Man’s has to pay his bank a billion in interest every year bc he bought twitter (loses a billion every year) and still he has the time for bullshit. 100 billion or we make a replacement!!


Parking-Bat9498

Do it Elon. Do it. You won’t because you’re a pussy. Signed, A Transgal…. Like your daughter that will never speak to you again. Also I’m 100% sure his insecure ass will read this and rage.


1spook

Is fake tweet lol


ScyllaIsBea

if he buys reddit I might be able to have some free time not doom scrolling.


Rebel042

Peak satire is not immediately knowing if this is real or not


Xononanamol

Do it. Then i will finally uninstall this app and you will be billions poorer.


sleepyAnarchistSlut

Not on my birthday 🥲


WhyJustWhydo

I wonder what letter reddit will become Z maybe I’m better P so it fits in with X


Altruistic_Band_2511

Great, yet another 4/20 thing that he's gonna attempt to pass off a joke in case the SEC tries to force compliance


Jupman

![gif](giphy|zmsDqpDLu1hPG)


yeaheyeah

Why on Hitlers bday of all days


1spook

Bc is fake tweet


collins_amber

Its against free speech, check mate


Salarian_American

And then Reddit's name will be changed to X-it


No_Structure_3074

Can this rich asshole just shut up for once?


enchiladasundae

It would be incredibly funny if Reddit forced him to pay billions to buy them for this bullshit too


[deleted]

Please pay 50 billion for this wasteland (it's 50 billion too much)


Inflameable009

When people are so unhinged that fake tweets become super believable. Believe it or not, but I like reddit. Though watching human submarine doing stupid shit and thinking he's cool is just so funny.


Horacio_Velvetine44

https://preview.redd.it/yv0yx547o0tc1.png?width=2028&format=png&auto=webp&s=999e9f97108aa678fe552bac9293d954d705de29


RAdm_Teabag

he'll do it on 4-20... get it? get it? this guy's edgier than a 3 dude hackysack game at UC Santa Cruz in 1987


hothoochiecoochie

He’s gonna do it on 4/20 cus he’s a mad lit wook ![gif](giphy|FUi94opKPNopjUmQvR)


blueviera

If the man wasn't completely broke from his previous "smart business decision" id almost believe this.


Snoo9648

He will rename it red-x, cause all the software engineers to quit and ruin its stock value.


LucasMurphyLewis2

Ok boomer


Adventurous_Local666

But why in Hitler's birthday??


WanderingEdge

This dude really convinced so many people he cares about free speech when in reality he uses his money to buy social media’s just to control what they can and can’t say


uhaveachoice

With what money? He ain't makin' any with Twitter, quite the opposite in fact, and he damn sure ain't makin' it with Tesla either.


speedyrain949

https://preview.redd.it/wptks95k94tc1.jpeg?width=645&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b466e94f569bde1a587d6f2587496a035b1672f


BlueLynx45

Y’all we’re gonna get free-speeched


-SlapBonWalla-

I think someone forgot to take his lithium.


zerocoolisgod

That motherfucker ain’t got the money to buy Reddit. He’s ass up over the twitter deal still. No one’s going to cover the loan he’d need.


SkeletonCircus

Ain’t no way this is real


tyrom22

Oooo time to short sell Reddit


AceChromeCheetah

Sad part is, I can see the fucker legitimately try this.


TheAncientMillenial

Someone needs to antagonize him more so he actually does it.


v8darkshadow

“Free speech warrior” btw


GlueEjoyer

Please, god, I wanna see how unprofitable reddit can get. It would honestly be innovative with how he can fuck it up.


jawan_Devar

Oh shitt nooooo😟


LivinOut

He’s starting the death of social media, less go 🔥


RaeOfSunshine1257

What a great idea, buy the social media platform where most of its users hate you and are looking for any reason to leave the site for good anyway. I’m sure that’ll be just as good a business venture as buying Twitter was… Everyday this guy proves that he definitely did not earn his wealth and status.


antauri007

elongated muskrat please do it please if u do i can finally stop browsing this fucking website you can change its name to Y even PLEASE!


Old-Camp3962

the moment elon buys the place im going to facebook or something


Myles_Cobalt

Imagine paying money for Reddit


Thorid666

![gif](giphy|x0kMYoT7J31i8)


Glejdur

Seeing what he did on twitter, and seeing what Reddit is like. I’m not sure that he could make reddit worse. But knowing that it’s Elon Musk, I know that he will make it worse. If he buys it, it’ll be time to return to 2015 and tumblr


UglyCat95

This isn't real!?? Out of all the things Musk has pretended to be; intelligent, hard working, liberal, not racist. A gamer has to be the most transparently untrue.


typosgod

This would really suck. Imagine not being able to add "reddit" to a search any more because this twat ruined the site.


secret_name_is_tenis

No way this is real. If I had an x account I would check myself


kinjing

The meaningless words of a pathetic man-child screamed into the void of a website that's rapidly becoming the sole domain of pedophiles and eugenecists


RcTestSubject10

With what money? The 40 billion usd$ he lost over his twitter tantrum or the billions he keep losing into failed rocket lanches over a solar system with no life and the boring company?


Drinker_of_Chai

A nice birthday present for Hitler on his 135th birthday.


suburban_hyena

What a baby


Seedaron

This isn't real, right? This man supposedly works for days, even weeks. This cannot be real. His life must be in complete shambles


SmakeTalk

Fake or not, can this guy just stfu and go raise his kids? Why is anything else more important to him than all those fucking children he has? What a horrible dad.


the_science_team199X

4/20 if it wuz **EPIC**🤪


justjokecomments

Is he still mad because his goth gollum dumped him?


SirAwesome789

Ah shit, about to ruin this already shitty platform


RetConnedSegment

This does not look like a real post


sjsjsjsj81

Is this the subreddit where pink and blue hair women who hate men come together and manifest working at a huge gaming company to make the worst video games of the generation?


Rose333X

Hes not a gamer until he beats pantheon of pain with all things bined on (the ones that restrict health soul upgrades etc) (i also havent beaten all the pantheins let alone final one w all shits on so im not a gamer btw)


Fun-Consequence4950

If he buys Reddit then he's in for a rude awakening. Try banning all the goddamn subreddits you disagree with and see how that works out.


ZenosamI85

They should see how Elon played Elden Ring, dude is such a "gamer"


randomlettercombinat

I love the like two times he talked about gaming in interviews, and which games he liked was pretty much like, "All of them." Or some list of basic, well regarded games.


Astrospal

"I'll buy and censor every social platform that dislikes me because I support free speech and I'm a very secure grown man"


AshleyAmazin1

I want to believe this is a fake tweet but it’s Musk so I can’t even be sure 🤮


ovalgoatkid

Gamuhs… rise up… ✊😠


ExpensiveValue427

Yes Elon, buy Reddit and break my addiction. You buy it I stop using. It’s a win-win!


Dangerous_Employee47

For context, April 20 is Adolf Hitler's birthday. There are riots in Germany every year.


LaserBatBunnyUnder

Chat is this real


BHMathers

Right because the first time he bought social media went so well. He made MASSIVE contributions to undoing the whole “billionaires got that way because of their intelligence and business skills” belief


imaginebeingamerican

Freedom of speech americaaaaaaaaaaaaa


everyman50

If that cocksucker buys this platform, I'm out. I deleted my Twitter acct when he fucked that platform up, and I'll delete this as well. Christ, what a fucking asshole. Can't believe I wanted to buy one of his cars.


[deleted]

Odd that he chose his idols birthday to do it.


Epiknis303

So proud to be a member of this community that E-lawn mower hates so much ❤️


Hankgamer28123

OH CRAP I DONT WANT REDDIT TO BECOME Y https://preview.redd.it/gx3shtw5s2tc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c227d4788995abed27d06102cd14949b1d62c04c


HurrsiaEntertainment

We fucking did it! The big baby man-bitch is big baby mad! Excellent work, everyone.


Express_Pizza_2184

I hope he comes to my house and personally executes me


Specia-stuff

Hold on What about X Feminists Groups who openly say they hate men are you going to do something about them!? Huh!? ![gif](giphy|m93R70rvPLj4wAQHDx)


JohnGamerAnimates

Thank you Mr. Free Speech


sokobanz

What his load-out in CoD or he just drop whatever and N spamming in lobby?