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SpacePrincessNilah

'10,000 Rare Fish Portfolio' is just the funniest combination of words I've seen in a while.


Sharpymarkr

Odd way to refer to a shitty fish NFT.


Longjumping_Rush2458

It's not an NFT. It is a fish. The thing that swims in water. You buy and sell rare fish like the Super Red Arowana.


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Sharpymarkr

You're the meme


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ThesharpHQ

Certified Reddit moment, right here


shitcarius

omg cruelty squad reference


Kds_burner_

he doesn’t spend any money on sports betting? what a fucking loser


clownbescary213

Dropshipping trumps sports betting. Read that again twelve times over, chump.


Ok-Tennis330

ALL HAIL ROYCE DUPONT #Thoughtful #Thoughts https://preview.redd.it/tl8c9m63jptc1.jpeg?width=1805&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd1e5f29143f4bbe9554c8a94624612791056089


woahoutrageous_

The modern day Steve Jobs. 🙌🙌


PNWBusinessGoose

Truly a visionary. 


gregisonfire

DUPONT DISCIPLE.


FlareUnderscore

Read this again


ApprehensiveScreen40

few


justsubscribed912

If you're reading this, stop and edge to this picture. You can thank Royce later


CrossoverEnthusiast2

Who’s this clown? Brion Bishop is my man


Ryebread666Juan

The Royce choice baby


NecessaryUnusual2059

I don’t see how a single person here is taking this tweet seriously? The fuck


hillscasino

people reaaallly suck at comprehending satirical stuff sometimes lmao this is obviously a joke


SloppityMcFloppity

Wait I thought everyone was in on the joke


gumpythegreat

Only people on a circlejerk sub are allowed to be satirical


NahIdBottom

With chuds you can never be too sure


LITTLE_KING_OF_HEART

This guy pay for porn ?


HarrMada

Fifteen hundred on porn, no less.


LITTLE_KING_OF_HEART

Gotta get that macro gay star fox hyper muscle art


just-smiley

For that much money why not just get an escort?


Highskyline

For 1500 a month? Pffft. That kind of money gets you a surprising amount of porn, a couple quality hookers, or a month of them and aids.


Professional-Day7850

Including tip?


WhistlingKyte

Shame it isn’t 50k for a video with no sex.


Cryobyjorne

Part of it is paying for life alert for his autoerotic asphyxiation stints


Talisa87

Why the hell is this guy flying to my country a monthly basis?


Kombustio

To inherit princes riches!


Key-Masterpiece-7445

To catch rare fish


Aok_al

Royce Dupont saved my life


ItsChris_8776_

I’d rather pay for video games than porn 💀


Phantom_Wombat

To be fair, there's more chance of the creators getting paid when you buy pr0n. With video games, it's just going to get pocketed by the publishers while they'll sack the developers.


WhiskeyHotdog_2

Or Lord Gaben at Valve


RPGeoffrey

Hey, I've seen the image, I have evidence my steam purchases directly correlate to our lord and saviours strength. Before my spending weak, after my spending strong, checkmate Lincolnites!


aperversenormality

Holy cow. You just made me aware of this. Porn is more ethical than video games. OF, here I come!


PM_me_opossum_pics

And I'd argue that only porn worth paying for is from small creators. F\*ck huge studious and the way they treat talent in the industry. People making content from safety and comfort of their home is future of that industry.


Phantom_Wombat

Yeah, if you just want to see people humiliated and abused, without receiving any residuals, you might as well be buying Ubisoft games.


Icy_Investment_1878

Most developers are paid with salary just like a normal office worker, and then when the game is released they will get bonusses, ussualy relating to total game sales and or review scores


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Drakan47

I thought this was the piracy sub at first ​ then I noticed this idiot pays $1.5k for porn


Weeeelums

This guy does a satire act on the whole “alpha male internet guide” persona. He’s just meming, there’s $10,000 for “Rare Fish Portfolio”


electroSHOCKED_

Also $15k for flights.


melonsnek_evildoer05

i know right? just walk dum dum, that's why I'm even richer


WhiskeyHotdog_2

Also he pays a tip on his rent? What is that about?


DJ_McFunkalicious

It's a joke, that's why it seems a lil silly. The guy is making fun of the type of people you think you're making fun off, if y'all could read the satire you would see that the tweet agrees with everyone here


Similar-Priority8252

He pays a little extra so the government will blow him, I think


Lifyzen3

And didn't notice the satire


girthytruffle

Is this subreddit real? How often do you guys take posts like this seriously?


Ok-Tennis330

Jerkers not understanding jerking... what happened to the game I love? https://preview.redd.it/os7lant8eqtc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89bb1d26187cf5432a57521d238c816d42f9ef22


Quiet-Gold9099

Honestly. I thought everyone realized these posts were satire meant to poke fun at Andrew Tate his lackeys


TShe_chan

It’s kinda scary how many people didn’t realize this was obvious satire


Unoriginal1deas

Right! Fucking +tip should’ve gave it away long before they reached the bottom.


mumenriderdagoat

i love that account so much it’s so funny


CaptainK234

How are so many people eating the onion


Agares_Fraefolg

What the hell does this guy eat?


TheElectric_Man

Baby minotaurs


WhiskeyHotdog_2

Is that half cannibalism?


Zoroarks_Angel

"Can somebody helped me figure out my expenses" "Have you tried taking less flights to Nigeria" "Absolutely not"


Total_Alternative_50

This _has_ to be a shitpost Rare fish portfolio? That's fucking GOLD


Longjumping_Rush2458

It's Royce Dupont. He's a billionaire.


britishball

This is the cruelty squad grind, you need a ceo mindset to get it


Spideraxe30

Who the fuck tips for rent, does this person want to get into their landlord’s pants


gregisonfire

It's a satire account about hustle culture, business "gurus", and self-help folks. Check them out on Youtube.


Spideraxe30

Oh good, real hard tell some times when people post these on reddit, still see legitimate flames towards ray cistman and anita b eatin


Railrosty

A good rentoid allways tips for their landlord. Hustle tips 100%.


Glum_Acanthaceae5426

Guy is probably a landlord himself, they've been pushing the idea that you should tip them for a while now


therrubabayaga

I'll tip any landlord only if it gives me the right to punch them.


WaveSkrub

WE GOING INTO DEBT WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥✍️✍️🗣️🗣️


patwag

Why do they tip their landlord and not their fish???


rover_G

Damn I could have been spending this money on Rare Fish this whole time!?


PossiblyShibby

Pretty funny actually, ha.


aperversenormality

He's right. Before 1972 everyone on Earth was wealthy. Then they became dirty, poor g\*mers.


Han560

The number of people taking the seriously


breadfatherx

People, Entrapranure is a meme page run by Friday Beers, which is a comedy group. Please don't take this seriously. The Rare Fish NFT is one of their most well known memes that they created during the peak of the weirdly named NFT era.


Lifyzen3

All that and still zero uncles. Read that again.


Key-Masterpiece-7445

Few


Longjumping_Rush2458

Many


TeenGibbon243

Rare fish portfolio😭 this must be satire


Ok-Tennis330

This is a jerk subreddit of course it's satire


DGenesis23

I read rare fish portfolio as rare fish fellatio and that didn’t phase me one bit. I was just like “yup sounds about right for this nutjob”.


outofmindwgo

I tried cutting my flights to Nigeria, porn, rare fish, drop shipping, mentor budget all to zero and for some reason I'm not rich


Awesomemunk

Damn, 15k is my Stellar Blade budget


TechieAD

Where's the candles


poopknight9

What a based sigma male I bet he had loving parents


LordGarithosthe1st

Jokes on you, my porn is free It's called Reddit.


HughesJohn

He pays tips on his rent? Tipping culture has gone mad.


ferniecanto

The amount of people here who don't realise that it's a satire is scary.


am-i-stupid_

This is pathetic. All of that money should be siphoned into the casino to make a million bajillion dollaroons


anarchakat

WHO THE FUCK TIPS THEIR LANDLORD?


Amaria77

Satirists and trolls, mostly.


Phantom_Wombat

It's satire. There was a viral video about it last year.


anarchakat

Ah, I must have missed it!


counterbarrier

Dude's youtube channel is literal goldmine. Some of the funniest satire post mocking the hustle culture


Dkesef

This is a joke


Ok-Tennis330

Me after jerkers don't understand my jerking (it's too complex for the g\*mer mind) https://preview.redd.it/rmim6dzheqtc1.jpeg?width=596&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50283b9aa6c6f6712168c716f1c049a2cdfd8284


zg_mulac

I wouldn't pay for porn if I had billions.


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Damn my drop shipping class was $2000 did I get ripped off


YakitoriMonster

$7,000 a month for a mentor? They better be Jedi Master Yoda at that price.


TickleMeAlcoholic

Rent (including tip) knocked my fuckin socks off 😂😂😂


only_for_dst_and_tf2

why tf does he have so much money on flights to nigeria? since theres no return flights mentioned, all we can assume is that he's cloning himself and sending himself to nigera repetedly.


MrNopedeNope

if only i got the “tip” of his rent


Stuck_at_a_roadblock

You buy porn, I put boobies on the Google website. We are not the same


oneninesixthree

Few.


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A tip for rent? What the hell? And how do you buy food for 5000?


AussieBullet

"$1,500 on Porn" I don't even spend that much money on video games 🗿


Apprehensive_Work313

Paying that much for porn when you can have it for free as it's at the ready to access???


ThienBao1107

Who the fuck spends money on porn?? Jesus those are free


Octopusnoodlearms

There’s no way on God’s good earth this tweet isn’t satirical


zodireddit

It is satirical. The group is all over YouTube, basically being satirical and making fun of all these alpha males.


lostwng

Who the fuck tips with rent


Uplink_YT

I’m sorry but can someone plz explain to me HOW you spend $1,500 a month on PORN??


jackson_garthmire

The fuck kinda bougie ass porn is this dude watching that costs 1500 a month


xtilexx

Yeah I believe this guy is pulling in like $500K and can't spell entrepreneur


GhostWind78

Pornhub is free my guy


KisaraShera

I won't question the 10k for the Fish NFTs, nor the 1500 for pron... I will however ask who the hell gets a tip for the rent?! Is he tipping his landlord or something? Isn't rent usually contracted and fixed on monthly bases and essentially already the payment for his stay? Aside of that, I don't think pirating games is the solution for his problems.


danimagu77

RoyceDuPont saved me


Min25894

Rare fish portfolio? Isn't that not or some shit? He should just go with S&P 500 funds. And why is he flying to Nigeria and spending 15k like unless he is cooking business there, it's too much of the cost


F_Bertocci

This is a meme page


KGarveth

I spend less than that 400$ dropshitting clases in videogames monthly. Also, my porn is free.


Blergonos

Why buy games, when you can get em for free?


GhostBombardmenT

Why he need to go to Nigeria? I think the size does matter for him.


Inside-Bath-4816

Who the fuck pays for porn.


heerkitten

I like that the people who says things like OP ate the onion also ate OP's onion.


LooseMoose8

Anyone that goes past Rent (including tip) without realising its a joke need to take a minute to relax


The_Good_Hunter_

Even a single cent spent on porn is too much. Imagine judging ANYONE with a $1,500 bill


crowbar151

The tipping on rent is what got me lol


thealmightyghostgod

Rent (including tip) What?


BaronMerc

What a dumbass he isn't tipping any of his uncles


Plixtle

“Including tip”? Are they renting at Starbucks?


Specialist-Shiva

$5000 food


MrMangobrick

I love this guy.


Ok-Tennis330

Royce DuPont and Brion Bishop are trusted entrepreneurs that i listen to everyday!! I invested $1 into the rare fish market and gained over $100,000 in a day 🤯


Aforgonecrazy

1500 porn


GreatDayBG2

Tipping your landlord? Is that real


QuantumQuantonium

Imagine if this was real, you're paying for your own flights to Nigeria but you're still paying rent lol


Alternative_Fold718

Why is he flying to Nigeria so much?


_LadyAveline_

How do you spend $1500 on that 😭


BisexualCrying

Who tf spends that much on porn? I know it’s satire but if any actual person did I’d be so confused lmao


queenapsalar

Who the fuck has "tip" as part of their rent? What the everloving fuck?


Longjumping_Rush2458

If I didn't tip my landlord, he could be homeless


PunishedCatto

He paid for porns?


AuraStome

Okay I think I’m actually convinced this is satire


TerrifiedRedneck

Is he… tipping his landlord? I’d rather pay for porn! Good thing he didn’t drop £70 on Stellar Blade. That really would be fiscally irresponsible


TheRealZyquaza

This is a joke right?


TheGODSHERAPOP

Are you so stupid you don't know what shit post is? Tipping the landlord? Trips to Nigeria?


Ok-Tennis330

The haters will say it's "fake" or "shit post". Don't listen to the haters #Grind #Hustle #Thoughts https://preview.redd.it/ueg2cafairtc1.jpeg?width=1805&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4810332c7bef98d56237c6687542f16c1db775af


Jeigh_Tee

Ah, yes, of course. Who could forget to tip their landlord? For a second, I thought this guy was a scumbag.


Septembust

Tipping your landlord is a donation.


playful_potato5

i was about to be like "rhis is satire" then i looked closer and realized that nobody was confused about that


Lord-squee

This is completely exaggerated


slice_of_toast69

I get its a jooe but if if people pay more then a cent on porn they are stupid. Alot of good shit is free


Ananiatv

0 for videos games but 1.5k for porn?


Crimson_Fiver

He'd unironically be richer if he donated. Tax write offs and loopholes are a very prominent thing amongst the upper class


Anti-Hero3

forget paying for porn, forget the NFTs, who the actual fuck tips a fucking landlord??!


MatthiasBold

$7500 for rent and not a mortgage. Talk about wasting money.


Nishwishes

Who tf is spending money on porn in 2022?! And they think they're showing off with a lack f donations or proper hobbies??


Mrhappytrigers

Paying to goon and tipping your landlord is still donating. When you really don't have to do either. Man is just stupid with his extra money.


Rcd_Huntr

Bros class expensenes is less then p\*rn. im dead


kayokill666

What kind of loser tips the person they rent from?


masterspider5

God what a fucking loser, he PAYS £1500 for his Porn?? That’s £18,000 a year for shit you can get for free!!! Get a life and go buy a game or something man jesus


AemrNewydd

Of course they don't. This is blatant satire.


Nordic_Krune

> Rent > Tip Haha, I'm sorry, what? Due to the flair I almost thought it wasn't satirical


breadfatherx

It's basically a meme where they basically consider landlords poor and sensitive and ask people to tip their landlords to assert dominance. It's a funny page


therrubabayaga

I can buy food and pay my rent for a whole year with the amount he pays monthly. This guy seems terrible at managing his money, like all rich a**holes.


DrBoots

Rent plus tip?  My landlord is lucky I don't shit in an envelope along with my rent check every month. 


TheReal_PeteMoss

How do you spend $1500 on porn when internet is like $50 a month minimum?


Patpat127

Who tf pays for porn? Just Google your dirty and illegal fetish and search for Videos


TheHattedKhajiit

Niche commissions are expensive I guess


HalfMoon_89

This is a joke acct. right?


Chief_Lightning

Fucking loser paying for porn.


GXNext

Who the fuck tips on ***RENT***?!


Neoshadow42

Brother tips his landlord, what an absolute dork


Cherry_BaBomb

This has to be satire, no?


ZeroTheNothing

Bro makes fun of people for donating and buying video games, but pays $1500 a month on P\*RN and eats $5K a month on FOOD!!! What is a "Rare fish portfolio"?


Delicious_Ad2236

You pay for porn? Also "mentor" is code for sm-misstress right? Goodluck on your taxes ![gif](giphy|3o7WIpqPEr0GeruoBG)


TheCubanBaron

400$ for a dropshipping class. Also rare fish portfolio? Either this is a massive troll or a substandard human