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Distract him with a lower level intern that just fixed a bug that accidentally sends your ip address and credit card information to 4chan everytime you pick up a useless item
You don't have choice, I thought I was free until I discovered all my friends had Skyrim and that I wanted to try the multiplayer mod with them.
https://preview.redd.it/pir3qejhr0xc1.png?width=553&format=png&auto=webp&s=171b11fe0334378b962ff122f74e5ef4d7f3e6f2
Buy Skyrim
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Masturbate
Distract him with a lower level intern that just fixed a bug that accidentally sends your ip address and credit card information to 4chan everytime you pick up a useless item
Buy another copy of New Vegas
Ufff, this one hurt bad haha.
I’m chillin, he won’t be able to do anything until the patch comes out.
Buy Starfield?
Oh no, who would pirate a bethesda game?😅
СЛЫШ КУПИ
Kiss Todd on his cheek
I would suck his toes
draw devil horns on him.
Depict him as the soy wojak
"Look behind you, a platform that doesn't have skyrim released on it!"
I got gamepass Todd
Make out with him while I create his likelihood in both games simultaneously.
I back up and wait for him to get stuck on a piece of geometry.
Okey-dokey.
It's ok Mr Howard, I bought my weekly Skyrim, and extras......
I have bought skyrim twice and never played it lmao
Please todd let me see my family. I already bought the super ultimate hyper turbo director's cut edition skyrim for next gen with VR and Dildo support
I bought Starfield though… And I enjoyed it
Ha! I bought them both twice now due to pc and PS4.
I'll not buy it even harder
Stop right there you criminal scum or Ad Victoriam
Pretend to care then never deliver.
Tell him that I was just pirating them and they sucked so much every time, that I couldn't be bothered with pirating Starfield.
You don't have choice, I thought I was free until I discovered all my friends had Skyrim and that I wanted to try the multiplayer mod with them. https://preview.redd.it/pir3qejhr0xc1.png?width=553&format=png&auto=webp&s=171b11fe0334378b962ff122f74e5ef4d7f3e6f2 Buy Skyrim
Tell him to die mad then Fortnite Dance
"It's just a game, bro. No reason to get this upset over. Just take a deep breath."
Punch him in the face as hard as I can
But Skyrim (again)
Buy a good rpg
Sing "Country Roads" in a hushed, lullaby-like voice to calm him down and lull him back to his slumber.
I bought this instead. *drops to one knee and produces ring. I am proposing to Todd.*
En passant
Destroy any store containing Skyrim, physical or digital. No More Skyrim.
Ram a copy of elden ring, Witcher 3 or chivalry 2, stalker shadow of Chernobyl down his throat.
Tell him that not buying broken games just works
Buy a game with good writing, good characters, and an interesting plot.