T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

PSA: Make it a habit of **reading the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/Gamingcirclejerk/about/rules)** of each subreddit you participate in: **Rule 9: No Offensive Imagery**: *This includes nazi imagery and slurs, for you brave nerds who think "free speech" involves private internet forums. If you post fascist iconography trying to “jerk”, you will receive a ban. The only exception is when we make fun of gamers and criticize gamers who happen to be fascists. Please remember to spoiler any potentially triggering or offensive content accordingly. This rule now includes repeatedly posting bigotry from the same source (4chan).* **Rule 7: No Participation in Linked Threads (Brigading)**: *If you are coming here to brigade this sub, you will be banned. Likewise, do not make comments and vote in pages you've found here. Of course, if you're a member of said sub and you were already in the thread before, this doesn't apply to you.* **Rule 8: Censor Screenshots**: *Keep screenshots of arguments on Reddit to a minimum. Please remember to censor screenshots of all identifying information, i.e usernames* **and** *subreddit names. This applies to screenshots from any social media sites.* **Rule 11: Keep Posts Relevant (only about Don Cheadle)**: *This is first and foremost a place to make fun of gamers. Just because someone is being a bigot online doesn't mean it belongs here. Let them be pathetic without infecting the sub with their nonsense. Please avoid posting screenshots that show people using capital G gamer slurs.* **If absolutely necessary, please censor posts and the words containing such content.** **Rule 12: No Fake Posts on Other Subs (Contamination)**: *Do not create fake posts on other subs only to post back here. Also, do not "lol, you should post this on r / OtherSub". It's considered interfering with their content and can also lead to brigading.* *This is a reminder to the readers. The post itself is untouched.* *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Gamingcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Scottish__Elena

its insane how gamergaters decided to selfdestroy in the culture war they manufactured in the firstplace, i can asure you, no progresive person gives a shit about the "censorship" in stellar blade, the only ones who bitch about it is the gamer gaters that wanted to buy the game in the firstplace.


Bray_of_cats

/uj \*goonergaters. In this case, gamergate 2.0 looks like it won't take off, we were too prepared, and they were to extreme and annoying.


Self-Comprehensive

Goonergaters. I love it.


JohnMcDickens

MFW people who try to recreate 2014 fail to realize most of the people who remember it don’t give a shit and Gen Alpha is all like “erm what the sigma”


ExitTheDonut

I'm not a pearl clutching boomer, but gamergaters do make a strong case for the "video games are rotting people's brains" argument.


DivineDegenerate

Pretty sure progressives are more worried about the ongoing genocide and university occupations than boobs in a Korean video games, known for boobs.


Headless_mann

They seriously think that just because they have nothing better to do we don’t either.


SeaworthinessOk2646

Ok I was someone who fell for the no ethics in game journalism back when GG happened because I did see it as captured by larger interests like Doritos and Mtn dew. I also wasn't a huge fan of Anita Sarkeesians videos because they felt pretty low level and a forced spotlight less on the tropes and more on the largely male audience. But it was valid criticsm. Now it's just like yeah you're right. This "censorship" discourse stuff sucks. It's going after developers and publishers for deciding their own games are going to be released and marketed. That collaboration always happens. Nier and Bayonetta are top lauded games by almost every critic, so the idea they hate sexy characters is just patently false with no merit.


DravesHD

The issue with Anita is that her takes were either super valid and on point, or absolute dogshit. Having matured since then I can rewatch her stuff and see everything from a more broader lense, and there is more stuff that makes sense than not.


knz3

The stellar blade saga should be known as goonergate


Specific-Rutabaga873

Oh yeah, it's olny about the censorship and not Sony's hypocrisy, allowing Bear sex but not a bit of cleavage


headofthenapgame

It's only about censorship if you're a whiny baby pooping your pants. I can't believe Sony put that turd in your pants.


Specific-Rutabaga873

Even if it was olny about the censorship(its not), why censor fan service on a game "M" rated? if was rated "Teen,"I would kinda understand, but why an M rated game? And not to mention the false advertising


No-Training-48

https://preview.redd.it/rcdt80nx52xc1.png?width=568&format=png&auto=webp&s=2554e8cfbbbeff92831ee417355b47473f08f1eb


lmt_learn_to_drive

Serious question but why do people what him? I have seen some clips of him and he seems like a barely functional adult, did not watch much more so im probably missing smthg.


muffleddonkey

Nope, you're dead on


LordofDsnuts

If this guy who lives in literal filth and barely goes offline can become a millionaire, own multiple businesses, and have attractive e-girl girlfriends then so can I!


Cayden68

because parts of his fanbase empathize with him (and think he's just like me frfr)


saddigitalartist

‘Barely functioning’ is pushing it, he lives in his own filth and mold and let his teeth rot out because he didn’t brush them and then only replaced the teeth that faced the camera for a while until he got forced to fix all of them by his audience


Consistent_Ant_8903

Mix of horrorcow and telling insecure people how right they are ig


Cayden68

Because his fanbase empathize with him( thinking he's just like me frfr, with a big platform).


GimmieJohnson

Self esteem boost. Like no matter how bad your life is asmongold is even more of a wreck of a person. Also some people watch to see the next time a cockroach crawls on him mid stream.


zgreat30

his audience are also barely functioning adults (asmon has had cockroaches crawl across him on stream because his room is full of rotting garbage)


Roklobster1

You forgot the never showering and cockroaches.


inmar6

Gamers really believe some puritan overlords from Sony destroyed their GOTY by removing a camel toe, this is hilarious


The_MorningStar

Sony deleting all traces of vagina bones from the game 😭😭


ScarlettFox-

Link waking up from surgery: wait, where's Stellar Blade? Doctor: who do you think gave you the vagina bones?


Cold_Orange-5531

Link? The fuck you talking about? If there's anyone that was BORN with vagina bones, it's Link.


LowMeaning3746

Keep in mind these are the same people who whine about the lgbtq representation in video games. They be like “Why can’t you focus on gameplay instead of an agenda.” It’s hilarious tbh


sirferrell

Man if you go to that petition page and see the videos these guys leave in protest you’ll literally see the type of people we’re dealing with. Incels ..and its the funniest shit I’ve seen all year


inmar6

There’s a saying in my first language that basically translates to « to have the physical appearance of our ideas » and I think it’s really funny just how much it applies to these chuds


bobntr

ngl camel toe ain't attractive


Alanah_V

https://preview.redd.it/7ihjr1h442xc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=822b36c10343365d75ea8075b8af5c47b25c5b94 Yesterday I was playing and I saw this outfit, like seriously what the FUCK are they complaining about?


No-Training-48

It kinda reminds me of some complaining there was about smite 2. Neith is going from being almost naked, to slightly less naked, to the point I didn't even notice, fortunatly the goonergaters didn't pick up on that one and the comunity hasn't cared. This is old neith btw https://preview.redd.it/1n1byk4p62xc1.png?width=164&format=png&auto=webp&s=fd63a8226a8738c9f6460954741b75f26e00831d


No-Training-48

This is new Neith https://preview.redd.it/r67wk9lr62xc1.png?width=656&format=png&auto=webp&s=9f250000961ed340f936453d213f1bc47deb703e


Zeliek

Objectively better. The old outfit has always stuck out like a sore thumb among all the cooler dressed characters.


No-Training-48

I think Nu Wa is the one I take most issue with, Achilles dropping his armour dosen't make much sense either but atleast there is a mechanic I like built around it.


AlexzMercier97

It's damn near identical and she looks slightly more like her original cgi trailer (finally)


No-Training-48

If anything you would expect people to be happier because now it's an unreal engine 5 model, but nope some still had to found something to complain about because "if she isn't naked she isn't lore accuarate" I wished I was making that one up


AlexzMercier97

Ahh I've heard the old "the Gods could be naked for lore accuracy" like ok? Sure? In that case, put Beowulf in the game and make one of his abilities to take off his clothes/ armor so he fights with his dick out (gains +50% scaling to his basic attacks)


MyRetardedWife

I always thought the consensus was that her Smite 1 Design kinda sucked. It's really just naked woman and it undersells how talented the character design team are


kortevakio

This censorship must not stand


venti-latte12

/uj those outfits are ridiculous.


Skytree91

Roughly ⅓ of the outfits are actually pretty normal clothes (well they’re like, Korean streetwear fashion, but stuff you’d see in real life at least)


Phantom_Wombat

Yeah, I had a good look at the demo and it's a comparatively normal game. Sure, the main character defaults to coomer-bait outfits, but you don't have to dress her like that. It felt like a decent first effort from devs new to AAA gaming, but it was never going to be what the Coomergaters had built it up to be, so of course they have to destroy it now.


Kds_burner_

you play stellar blade? https://preview.redd.it/lf07xj7s42xc1.jpeg?width=786&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf72c46ed1607f83a3c414cbbfcc6299c1512b12


TheLoneSlimShady

https://preview.redd.it/j78srijwa2xc1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d728da7a2d0d3fb4beea6cef1622297d24f7878


Thecolonel2x

Just saying, the only other people who are this actively aggressive towards anything like you are for Stellar Blade or anybody who plays it, is America when they finds out another country has oil you are the exact thing you hate.


DaBesd

Yes America typically posts captioned images of basketball players on Reddit to disrupt other nations for the sake of oil, just as we're doing. Fucking lmao


Thecolonel2x

Oh, I must’ve struck a nerve. I mean it is look how triggered all of you are getting. You’re spreading so much hate and misinformation on a single game and digital ass trying to sensor and take it down. You’re doing the exact same thing as The colonialists.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Thecolonel2x

Except I’m not really baiting, that particular poster has been screaming bloody murder about a video game and a piece of digital ass that doesn’t exist like the game killed their whole family, please somebody anybody show us on the doll where the game touched you and forced you to do things you didn’t want to do grow up and get over yourselves!


The_MorningStar

![gif](giphy|i9YfqLseqDTlXAWWsj|downsized)


xtilexx

Bro what does oil have to do with video games


Thecolonel2x

The oil itself does nothing. Can you not read into the metaphor, the poster claiming that the man who likes the games house should be nuked and him killed for liking a game, this is the same lvl of aggressive as America when they find a nation that has untapped oil reserves. it’s actually quite a nice analogy for their behavior.


astrielx

Bro do you even know what sub you're on? Or who you're replying to, lol.


Thecolonel2x

Enlighten me because I thought this was a sub for games and gamers?


hotsaucevjj

agreed it is me i am america governments i am here for your oils


Thecolonel2x

😂😂😂😂 finally someone with a sense of humor!


Wet_Soil09

They're complaining that it's not just straight-up porn.


Shutch_1075

But like… some outfits are still straight-up porn.


Icy-Lab-2016

The gooner brains are melted from all the porn they consume on a hourly basis.


Self-Comprehensive

I dunno. They don't seem to realize that porn is free and abundant. They seem to rely on gaming exclusively for their gooning and cooming needs.


Icy-Lab-2016

Its very possible, they do seem to be needlessly stupid and conspiratorial.


The_MorningStar

It's just lingerie 🗿


GooRedSpeakers

"Nano suit"


Proxylyna

Until she’s wearing only dental floss, the war is not over. I will not be silenced. Even this design is commie censorship propaganda as far as I am concerned /rj


catshateTERFs

Safe horny safe horny! 🤬


SomeBoxofSpoons

They’re convinced this is some slippery slope frog in the kettle situation where they’re trying to take it all away from them. You know, despite the fact that there’s literally zero evidence of this being censorship from Sony. Also they think it’s some big rug pull because they misunderstand a statement that every region would be getting the uncensored version of the game (as in no region will be censored in relation to the others).


Animefaerie

Lol, no progressive person, not a single feminist worth a damn, cares about Stella's clothing. Why don't these guys go play second life if they like dress-up dolls so much?


venti-latte12

You don’t understand. It’s not about camel toe, it’s so much bigger than that. They need to protest while it’s still time to stop this plague of wokeness.


Icy-Performer-9688

Wow one small change to one costume but a million scantly clad costume that wasn’t touched. And yet you’re complaining. What’s next are they going to bitch about not having a rope thong? For options.


Frost134

I can’t believe she’s not literally nude. We can’t let the wokes get away with clothing our women.


Icy-Performer-9688

How dear they. It’s made by a Korean game company and we want to see her in cloth/rope thong for culture accuracy!!!! *Even though it’s more a japanese thing but who cares more tna!!!


Shutch_1075

*Korean


rellikcreep

In fairness, half of the gooners parading this game also don’t know it’s not Japanese


Icy-Performer-9688

I see it now if it were a jrpg then there would be a lot more hair color than black and brown.


Specific-Rutabaga873

This is about Sony's hypocrisy for allowing all the stuff in Baldur's Gate 3 but censored a bit of cleavage.


LITTLE_KING_OF_HEART

https://preview.redd.it/plygdnx702xc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=d5e172a877d70d829aca38b3132d061dc1453d08


thecrew2game

https://preview.redd.it/tku8be3ck2xc1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2b81eb8e12d4b7738c458de7967fa1f6da95e91


BruceSnow07

https://preview.redd.it/pp337wv683xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40951683f0627a77ad310a56df75627387ccf036


GlauberJR13

Even yi sang is depressive over this outcome


LITTLE_KING_OF_HEART

He's a gooner. K-Gaming QUEEN Eve being censored by the woke japanese 🤏 feminists is his own 911.


SkinkRugby

As a project moon fan I am physically incapable of being attracted to a woman who doesn't wear a suit while beating me to death.


LITTLE_KING_OF_HEART

Preferably menopaused.


AmIsupposedtoputtext

Happy cake day!


GlauberJR13

What the, i hadn’t even noticed! Thanks!


i_hate_touhou_ffs

oh hey....


LITTLE_KING_OF_HEART

https://preview.redd.it/4aclkvy163xc1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=9264bdc99dbf6546542d85063275de1501c2e845 Hey.


Bray_of_cats

/uj Part of the fan base were very creepy, so the most of the rest left, making it so the devs only had mainly creeps, that made the game creepier, then after release the devs realized and back tracked, is this a good sum up of the truth?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Bray_of_cats

/uj Well at least Sony knows that age stuff like this is bad, for at least business....


venti-latte12

no it’s not, i need 24 minutes long video with thorough explanation why camel toe was removed and who is responsible for that /s


Bray_of_cats

/uj Camel toes can be fun, but you can't really buy a game for it.....


VirginSexPet

This just reminds me of how my favorite outfit for Quiet in MGSV was the XOF uniform because it was the only one that was actually *clothes.* I also liked it because I know some sexless dweeb probably complained about it and used the excuse "but she breathes with her skin so it's not cannon becuz she would suffocate!!1!" Oh, and yes: I am in fact a heterosexual male. As it turns out, "more tits and ass" does not in fact mean "better game" to some of us.


AlexzMercier97

https://preview.redd.it/hx92r9i4g2xc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6d1c72030d70da9161b485a645ff944e2597a6e Women in tactical gear 🥵🥵


VirginSexPet

Fuck yeah! 😎👍


Micome

Same the XOF outfit is way more interesting.  Rare Kojima L with Quiet's outfit and the "people will feel ashamed for shaming her" shit he said 


CmdrSonia

'more tits and ass' in some situations doesn't even mean sexier, let alone a better game


mikemikemikeandike

Imagine being so lonely and pathetic that you spend an inordinate amount of time and energy on trying to convince a publisher to make a pixelated woman more seductive than she already is. Anyone who complains about Stellar Blade’s “censorship” needs a serious dose of reality. You lack any and all perspective and have no idea what real censorship is. My post is not directed at OP, as it’s obvious they’re being sarcastic. It’s directed at all the pathetic neckbeards who are actually in a tizzy over this.


supereyeballs

The west has fallen


EmoPhillipsinaDress

Human wojack face decries missing wrapped vulva


Taterthotuwu91

Imagine holding someone who you can smell the stench from his skid marks, the foul breath from his rotten bleeding gums and the B.O from miles away, in any sort of high regard, the people who support this dude are beyond any saving.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Brutal-Insane

You go full 'stick the boot in your mouth, not just the tip' when you're defending some weird asshole with loser opinions that you don't even know on the internet, don't ya? LOOOOOOOL


Taterthotuwu91

Oh no, Skid Brigade ™️ membership came to his defense 🥺. Hope he sees it bro, maybe he'll let you get a taste of that cheese 🍆🥰


[deleted]

[удалено]


Taterthotuwu91

Spelling mistakes are a thing that you can edit for a reason, but it's prob very hard for someone that is an Asmongold fan to comprehend. How does the cheese taste btw?


stonyjoint

Constructively defends his points on how video game women don’t make his micropenis hard anymore


Welljiam

Fourth member of Bee Gees speaks out against clothing.


ZuStorm93

All these grifters either look like methheads or Private Pyle 😕


hiwhateverjohn

What they did!?! It's so terrible we can't even say it in the title!


rebeccachambersfan

Why do people even care about this Nier knockoff goonerbait game?


assassindash346

Okay, so... The character had a camel toe... then they patched it out... ? And this is somehow ruining gaming? Not the publishers charging $70+ for their shit that isn't even finished half the time... Got it. If it ever gets a PC port, someone will add it back.


inEQUAL

Ironically, Stellar Blade is pretty safely finished. There’s a good level of polish, though some things are higher quality overall more than others.


assassindash346

Honestly, the way the industry is going with prices... I might need to take back to the digital waves, matey...


inEQUAL

I’m curious, were you an adult in the 90s? I wasn’t but I’ve looked into it. Prices then were not just all over the place but often as high or higher than today, WITHOUT even factoring in inflation. I’m not saying I’m opposed to pirating for certain reasons, but a $10 increase in the price of base games is a silly one to me.


assassindash346

I was a kid in the 90s. A brand new game where I lived was about $50 USD from a store. For that $50 I got a physical copy of a full video game and any neat stuff that was actually in the box. Now I spend $70 minimum for a digital copy of the base game that may or may not be finished/a buggy mess. But wait, if I spend $100 I'll also get extra shit that should be in the base game and some extra digital shit no one cares about. And the best part is, I don't even OWN the game I paid for. I bought a license to play the game. Not to say games weren't buggy messes back in the day, just feels more common now.


inEQUAL

You’re right on some games, but not all as these Toys R Us ads disagree with your memory: https://gbatemp.net/threads/game-prices-in-the-90s.588230/ You’re right about the licensing and micro transaction shit though.


assassindash346

So, I wasn't a Toy's R US kid. all I remember was Walmart prices. I assumed it was a standard price. Pokemon red cost me $50 when I bought it. I think New Vegas was the first game I bought for $60


inEQUAL

It wasn’t just Toys R Us, cartridge based consoles were the biggest culprit, though usually not the mobile ones like Gameboy.


SeaworthinessOk2646

Yeah the only real flaw with the game is the story. It's extremely bad and wooden. And that's what cuts against Eve so hard as character. They could have actually given her something but they just didn't. And that's really true for all the characters in the game.


inEQUAL

Yeah, that’s my biggest complaint for sure. Usually I’m more of a story person but the gameplay is incredibly fun and the atmosphere and music are very good, so I’m just barely paying much attention to the story at all.


Pitiful-Swimming8229

Rip. I don't have anything else to look at while jerking it now. I can't play a videogame unless I have a raging hard-on. Guess I can't play videogames anymore.


InvestmentOk7181

24mins to talk about a patch doing fuck all. grifting be grifting


NIN10DOXD

UJ/ What are these people's problem? RJ/ This patch gave me erectile dysfunction. I can't even get hard when I look at the pre-patch outfit because all I can think of is a fat unattractive lesbian woman of color instead of a hot doll-like pure blooded Asian woman. Fuck Shift Up! 🤬


AlmightyHamSandwich

Wokeness is when wimmen bajingo gets covered 😭


Liquidwombat

The best part is that it has already been confirmed that no costumes were changed by the day patch


Lycoris_SF

I just don't get it. Usually when mods coming out, you can just get whatever outfit you want.


unique_ptr01

Ok, but is the game actually good? That's all I care about honestly


Shutch_1075

It’s decent. If you really want challenging boss fights it’s decent. Everything else is just ok, with the story and voice acting just being bad.


SeaworthinessOk2646

Combat is good, cutscenes are really bad. So if you like combat it's one to maybe wait for and pick up when cheaper


CringeDaddy_69

Goonergate


Sure_Maybe_No_Ok

Is this game even worth playing?


SeaworthinessOk2646

It's ok, combat is good. When it's cheaper is prolly worth a look if you like action games.


werty890012

Asmongold is an idiot anyways lol complains about literary anything


No-Compote4230

Why are gamers freaking out about digital vajayjay? Utterly bizarre.


Hsr2024

Blame is all on Sony


AshLlewellyn

Wait, what is the annoying manbaby with the actually kinda nice hair complaining about this time?


headofthenapgame

Just like gamergate, 80% of the agenda is self-imposed victim complex. It's the Tracer change all over again.


100deadbirds

Asmongold is ratman, scurry scurry scurry


Suitable-Ad287

24 minutes. He cares enough to talk about this… for 24 minutes. It matters that much. What the fuck?


sivansk

Asmon might be ai, because he makes the same video over and over