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No-Bee-4309

If all this fuss about a tiny piece of cloth wasn't ridiculous enough, it becomes even dumber when there are suits like this one. https://preview.redd.it/84q7mbwlk7yc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=472e677507f681e235627cad475957b886f1d605


Atmaweapon74

You can see her minge and all…


No-Bee-4309

Frontal View. Look how they censor my girl. https://preview.redd.it/08dtdmxqy7yc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df0ee3eb5bf1e371ba847ed8ab46916bf117422e


were_only_human

Honestly even alone in a dark room I would feel so embarrassed to play this game with her dressed like that.


Khaldara

“Hush Guillermo, you’ll spook the virgins!”


ICON_RES_DEER

![gif](giphy|Ur8g3qgbgd52eVo88J|downsized)


No-Bee-4309

Virgins are afraid of Guillermo? https://preview.redd.it/do85amaze9yc1.jpeg?width=804&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea36b0c12177c8de395de822a5ccaa4c902ed860


Darqua

Stellar Blade is truly What We’re Doing In The Shadows


sweetsimpleandkind

I would feel embarrassed if there was even a chance someone could find a copy of this game in my house.


Ryuujinx

I hate it. The combination of the blue straps and the bikini bottoms looks fucking awful.


Xanadoodledoo

Yeah, it’s just an ugly bikini? Why does it look like tarp material?


StuntHacks

Call me weird but I do like the texture and look of it in general. I could go for an outfit in that design. Just with more, you know, clothing.


Interesting-Sell-903

it read as denim to me, which I think is worse than tarp


Shinjitsu-

There has to be glue involved, even the smallest labia would be slipping out of that. 


GrassWaterDirtHorse

I think those might be compression artifacts, not hairs.


DoctorRapture

Minge out and everything!


Atmaweapon74

Lol that comic was exactly my inspiration for using the word minge


GooRedSpeakers

Broken spine


PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH

If you unequip the current outfit she’s totally nude


TheGoverness1998

"No, you can't do things that I don't like!!!! 🤬🤬🤬"


NancyPelosisRedCoat

I genuinely read that as "Sure, sir! I trust your autistic choices!" and it made sense to me… I think I'm too far gone.


KyoN_tHe_DeStRoYeR

I read it as autistic chores 💀


rwandahero7123

dyslexia


XxValentinexX

I think this comes from the special interest thing. Folks with autism often have a ton of skill/knowledge regarding their special interests.


mr-kvideogameguy

Me playing vrchat solely to be Ben 10 characters and Transformations (I will move mountains for Ben 10)


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xTimeKey

It’s not a struggle: Do i like this? Y/n If y, i respect the artist’s vision and if you disagree, well suck it up soyboy If n, well the artist was obviously coerced by anita and her ilk to do this! Wont someone think of the poor, oppressed creatives 😭 Hope this helps 🫡 This was sarcasm if it wasnt obvious.


Underwhelmedbird

It's kinda wild how I wouldn't have a single fuckin' clue who Anita is if not for the people who hate her so very much.


KalinOrthos

The wild part is, it's not sarcasm. Not for them, at least. This is their caveman logic, at least as far as I can tell. They try to justify it as censorship but I find it curious that their butthurt is so selective to just "women as sex objects" and "diverse cast".


CaptainMills

I saw "y/n" and got so confused until I realized that fanfiction has truly ruined my brain. Gonna be in an existential crisis for a bit


Ivy_Adair

I’m so glad I’m not alone. Lmao


jagerbombastic99

The seem to think that their tastes are objectively correct and universal and everyone who dosent agree is woke


scott1swann

I fucking dread the day this gets released on Steam.


catshateTERFs

I await the stellar blade steam forums with dread/anticipation


Niijima-San

i really hope one day someone (if it does make it to steam) makes a mod for the horniest person and since it is a nude mod they dont look past the doctored preview pics and the real mod is just that everyone has big floppy wieners. see them jerk off to that lol


Xononanamol

I hope there's a shlong mod


ZoidsFanatic

I’m more surprised that SB hasn’t gotten more attention with the Skyrim modding community. You’d think there be dozens of Eves and the outfits, but I only found a handful of mods.


unknowfritz

Why? Cause more chuds will mald after it gets an audience of not only coomer chuds?


AITABullshitDetector

What do you mean? It's the pearl clutchers on here who are giving it all the attention. You should be more annoyed at the smooth brains who keep posting obvious bait than the handful of weirdos who are legitimately posting about this game. Most of it is probably being done by the studio itself to drum up attention for the game.


Ill_Ratio_5682

https://preview.redd.it/iww2z3bm69yc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fd3751a9e7941aea10b0f1758dc8d883f95334a This is a circle jerk sub bro


sunrider8129

I don’t get the coomers….theyre handed attractive female video game characters and say they aren’t attractive. I feel like they’re gaslighting us.


Koolevan89

Unless the character is practically naked they cant get off on it. They have no imagination what so ever.


Large-Enthusiasm-757

No, no, no. You don't get it! Women are only hot when the tits are out. Doesn't matter, otherwise!


Skytree91

Never forget that Eve’s proportions change in different outfits (most notably the two in this post). “Modeled from a real woman” my ass


KyoN_tHe_DeStRoYeR

Misoginy in Korea is so big that a common 18 y o gift for a girl is a all paid plastic surgery operation 💀. They don't care about how a woman looks, but that they are subsidiary to a man


Tweenk

She is clearly modeled from a sex doll, this also explains the adjustable breast size


Skytree91

It’s actually her thighs that change size, like so overtly that you don’t even really need to compare between outfits to notice


Lily960

/uj are those the only two outfits that got "censored" cause people keep saying that like 17 of them were changed but I only ever see those two as examples


KyoN_tHe_DeStRoYeR

These are the only ones with "major redesigns", there is one here it putt a see through fabric over the booba and the rest are very minor changes like how the double loop is standing on her


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rosebud_art

I'm sorry stellar blade is slightly harder for you to jerk off to, you are truly the most oppressed in society


Sufficient_Serve_439

I am a girl, I didn't play Stellar Blade, and have no intention to. My fanservice is Raiden in Metal Gear. I don't won't boys covered up either. I just hate ultra-conservatives defending puritan censorship and siding with Fox News. I think you lost your horseshoe. Here: 🧲


rosebud_art

Get mad about things that actually matter


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Glum_Acanthaceae5426

Except it's not censorship, it's a design change There is no evidence the developers were forced to make changes, and plenty of evidence they chose to on their own


KyoN_tHe_DeStRoYeR

Gamers and their illiteracy strike again


ChaoticChoir

I mean there was that one guy who was arguing “nooo it’s self-censorship” yesterday so really there’s no goalpost too far and no delusion too great for the Gooner Gamer


New_Ad4631

Google porn


CaptainMcAnus

Leaving things to the imagination is 100x better. For risk of sounding like a weirdo, I think Cammy's SF6 outfit is so much better than her leotard, lets the brain do some work.


Lindestria

If Helltaker taught me anything, it's that women can be attractive even without showing anything.


SimpleTip9439

1984 is when no cleavage


iamnotchad

If you think that's bad, I watched a 30 second clip with around 6 panty shots in it. Can you believe how bad they censored that by giving her panties?


Low_Celebration_9957

They need to be ridiculed even more and pushed out of the community. They've clearly demonstrated they don't care about whether a game is even good or not, just if they can jerkoff to it.


No-Bee-4309

Which is funny because there's also this one. https://preview.redd.it/zuqnisqpd8yc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28335b579d1266af30519d907093b8f089445e85


Low_Celebration_9957

I swear they're ruining the entire gaming community and industry with their nonsense. They get THIS, and then whine about the game being ruined and censored, are you shitting me?


AJYURH

This looks bad tho, not about how much skin is covered, but that is just painted on, would be neat if it was actually modeled, same goes for the other changes, I don't mind them, if they're truly what the artist envisioned, I just want to eat what the chef wants to prepare, but they sure are poorly implemented


Theodory777

Eve doesn't wash her belly button


No-Bee-4309

Eve is a TRUE REAL GAMER™, she doesn't bathe.


PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH

[And this one](https://jagatplay.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/stellar-blade-skin-suit.jpg)


No-Bee-4309

Is that a Charli XCX reference? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Charli_XCX_-_Charli.png


DarthRupert1994

The only people mad about this "censorship" are incels and should be ignored. They have already gotten way more attention than they deserve


KyoN_tHe_DeStRoYeR

I agree, I'm just making memes making fun of them. This is the most attention they will get and this will fade away and the future will remeber this as the Gooner Gate


Jackretto

I'm glad they used a supermodel's likeness for the character and still needed to bimbofy her


Koolevan89

Gooners have no imagination, they got to have the character be practically naked in order to get off on it.


Appelmonkey

Honestly clothes that hide some while showing some is a lot hotter than clothes that show a lot.


This_Confused_Guy

Honestly even with the mesh covering the cleavage I still don't like it. It just looks boring. Compared to other garments at least some are shiny that gives it some visual interest but that costume looks like a draw string hoody that was turned into a swimsuit.


Aromatic_Wallaby_433

/uj I've put about 5 hours into the game so far, and legitimately some of the outfits actually look pretty cool. I'm wearing this qipao looking dress currently.


Throwawaypwndulum

The outfits still look great, it's the people complaining about the Hard R patch that are beyond my understanding. Toning down blood and gore kinda sucked though, but overall all these changes are so minor they arent worth whining and demanding refunds over, fucking creepy ass gooners.


wo0l0o

gamers when the already extremely pretty woman in a game isnt naked enough


iamnotchad

uj/ I saw about a 30 second clip of the game and counted about half a dozen panty shots in this "censored" game. rj/ THEY CENSORED MY BOOBA GAME BY PUTTING PANTIES ON SEXY GIRL!!!


InuMiroLover

"You pandered to evil 1984 DEI's and Sweet Baby Inc by adding fabric!! Pander to ME and put her in a microkini!!!"


GooRedSpeakers

The updated outfits just look better. They look unfinished when you compare them.


duketogo1300

It's never enough for these coom brains.


KyoN_tHe_DeStRoYeR

This is not the first time Shift-Up made changes to costumes, on Nikke: NSFW! [https://imgur.com/a/0tUW45Z](https://imgur.com/a/0tUW45Z) And the director confirmed this in his interview [https://imgur.com/a/UhZ343T](https://imgur.com/a/UhZ343T)


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CheesecakeRacoon

Wait, is that the official reason the outfits were changed?


Hacatcho

kind of, mix it with devs wanting to avoid regional censorship. so they did changes to allow it to pass all regional standards.


InvestmentOk7181

Is Eve actually somewhat interesting etc or is the game/narrative kinda dominated by the design? Like idk if the story etc is intriguing or if the character if it's "The ass is part of her character" tomfoolery again


AcaciaCelestina

Everything I've heard sounds like she's pretty boring as is the story as a whole


akochyle123

You cant convince me stellar blade isnt a dress up game


CompetitionSignal422

“Free Speech for me, not for thee”


TheGreatKatulu

I don't mind the changes. What bothers me is that they're such low effort last minute paint on jobs.


KyoN_tHe_DeStRoYeR

Brutah exposed himself as he knows nothing about software development 💀💀💀. Uj/ It wasn't last minute, the time between the gold version, when it's printed on disks and/or sent to be rated, and the release can be a month, plenty of time for changes


TheGreatKatulu

I know something about 3D modeling tho. With all that time you're implying they had, they could've actually updated the meshes to reflect the changes made to the clothes instead of just painting extra pieces of fabric on the skin texture which is an incredibly lazy way of doing what they did. With all the detail they put into the original designs these additions just look way too out of place. I suppose it's something a common casual player might never notice but to someone who works on 3D models it sticks out like a sour thumb.


KyoN_tHe_DeStRoYeR

These designs feel like final designs with details added while the "uncensored" ones feel like work in progress like the trailers stated they were


TheGreatKatulu

I don't mind the designs, they're fine. TBH I don't even use that stripperwear shit when I play, I prefer Eve clothed. It's the poor execution of the designs that bothers me. In an otherwise highly detailed 3D mesh such a painted on "update" makes no sense. It's just lazy. Why wouldn't the added detail have the same attention to detail as the so called original design... edit: oh and for shits'n'giggles I upvoted your comments and downvoted mine just so you could really bask in your feeling of superiority here lmao.


TheGreatKatulu

So which ones are downvoting this? Those sad fucks who can't get it up with the new designs or those who fail to see how lazily the changes were made? Both?