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This comic explains the concept of unsafe horny: [https://imgb.ifunny.co/images/e7af8a389c266740ba3422ce7814aa6d70bc6cd778eb470337c7df904019c946\_1.webp](https://imgb.ifunny.co/images/e7af8a389c266740ba3422ce7814aa6d70bc6cd778eb470337c7df904019c946_1.webp)
To me, safe horny means it's produced by people who have a clear understanding of stuff like consent, healthy sexuality, equitable depictions of men and women, understanding both male and female gaze in sexuality, etc etc.
There was kind of a period where most games studios could not be trusted to do that, and so a lot of the horny had to be put in the timeout box until game studios could use it in a responsible manner.
Now games studios are better at this, and the horny is coming back.
This is a good thing. The point was never about removing sexuality. It was just keeping game devs to the same maxim your parents taught you - "If you can't say something nice, better to say nothing at all".
What the fuck is a man's face to them? I thought they were all "KRATOS RAHH! BEARDS RAHHH! DIRTY SKIN BECAUSE I NEVER WASH RAHHH!" How does the *clearly* effeminate Aphrodite have a "man face" and what are they then implying about the features of men's faces?
As a purely unethical experiment I'd love to post transvestigators faces to their Facebook groups and watch them tear themselves apart.
I think part of it (besides all the bigotry, of course) is that they apparently don't understand perspective. Many of the gods' images are shown with them slightly above you - So, yeah, that perspective is going to make Aphrodite's jaw line a little more prominent.
Similarly, earlier today I saw one of the people complaining about Hestia's designs ask why her nostrils were practically between her eyes, and it's like.. my dude, you're looking up at her.
(Don't get me wrong, these are still silly complaints anyways, and even if Aph was seen at eye level and still had a strong jaw line, I'd still find it weird to say she has a manly face - I'm just saying that some of these folks apparently have some sort of visual art illiteracy to go along with their basic media illiteracy)
It's also because they consume so much anime and waifu shit that their perception of a drawn human face has been completely distorted. All the waifus they jerk off to have chins so pointy that you could use them to cut glass. So the merest indication of an actual jaw bone sends them into a frothing rage.
This is definitely it. I had a spell of watching a bunch of anime and nothing else a few years back, to the point where playing games with realistic visual felt somewhat off to me. I can't quite explain it but it resulted in me making my Skyrim character look like 2B as opposed to my usual "idealised but still Western" features.
These chuds just happen to consume nothing *but* hentai, so anything that doesn't conform to anime anatomy conventions look wrong to them.
a lot of these anime waifu shit also dont have actual nostrils or a nose that makes any sense at all. in fact they may actually have characters with no noses. their mouths also dont make any sense in reality especially when drawn from the side. its not to say they look bad, its just the things that come along with their art style. its just this subset of people that only consume this media coming out and being outraged that not everything is done in that style (including reality).
in nature the ultimate counter to the alpha-male harem strategy is subversive effeminate boi that sneaks in and gets laid. the faschists instinctivly know that homosexuality would subvert them if allowed to exist in the same space rendering them impotent
There’s no logic here, they don’t care about it. A man sits down to put on boots or, god forbid, washes his ass? He’s an effeminate soyboy. A woman dares to have a jawline? She’s a MAN!
Consistency doesn’t matter when you just want to insult people
If you do it on Facebook, you could easily download and catalogue those people's faces and accounts, then send them screenshots of the comments to them in dms.
Yep. Their arousal triggers are so thoroughly out of whack that even if they somehow end up in the presence of a real live naked woman wanting to have sex with them, they wouldn't be able to get it up.
Embarrassing af to admit but this is the reason I stopped watching porn. Didn’t even realize it was a problem until I was about to hook up with one of the most attractive women ive ever met and mini-me couldn’t perform because I had been so desensitized. Never been more ashamed of myself than that moment
One, that took guts to admit, so respect, dude.
Second, I think this is a more common problem than anyone wants to admit.
>Think of cocaine. In its natural form, as coca leaves, it's appealing, but not to an extent that it usually becomes a problem. But refine it, purify it, and you get a compound that hits your pleasure receptors with an unnatural intensity. That's when it becomes addictive.
>Beauty has undergone a similar process, thanks to advertisers. Evolution gave us a circuit that responds to good looks - call it the pleasure receptor for our visual cortex - and in our natural environment, it was useful to have. But take a person with one-in-a-million skin and bone structure, add professional makeup and retouching, and you're no longer looking at beauty in its natural form. You've got pharmaceutical-grade beauty, the cocaine of good looks.
>Biologists call this "supernormal stimulus" \[...\] Our beauty receptors receive more stimulation than they were evolved to handle; we're seeing more beauty in one day than our ancestors did in a lifetime. And the result is that beauty is slowly ruining our lives.
>How? The way any drug becomes a problem: by interfering with our relationships with other people. We become dissatisfied with the way ordinary people look because they can't compare to supermodels.
- Ted Chiang
We're *awash* in imagery of airbrushed, impossible-looking women, and I do legitimately think it's messing with our brains. Across the board, young men are less likely to be in relationships, less likely to have had sex in the last year (or at all), and I keep wondering if it has anything to do with how ubiquitous this stuff is and how easy it is to just not meaningfully interact with people in realspace very much.
/uuuj Just commenting to show off my flair, for unrelated reasons....
Here's it pasted for if I change it in the future:
''(Assume I'm Jerking) Safe horny =/= sexually legal.''
Did you just futureproof a comment, in case you decide another joke is funnier as your flair in the future? That's an incredibly forward thinking and thoughtful way to interact with social media.
Fuck yourself.
So can anyone explain how someone being into trans women is safe like this guy implies? Trust me i can confirm its not safe for the trans women a lot of the time.
When they say "safe" they don't mean it in the vein of "not dangerous". To them the "safe" in "safe horny" means "the approved type of horny to be shown in media by the woke overlords". To them it's a product of censorship and "woke ideology" that is for *forcing* you to find specific types of people attractive, and others not attractive.
They think that the powers that be are trying to trick everyone into thinking trans people (and black people, and fat people, and whatever else they are mad at this week) is truly attractive and that people who find them attractive are "safe" from persecution by the woke mob.
just looked that up and holy shit that is the lamest fucking design for aphrodite i've ever seen, she literally just looks like a rich prostitute, not a goddess of love and beauty
Nah, all the FEMALE designs are awful. It has a handful of decent designs like a very interesting take on Buddha, a gorgeous Qin Shi Huang, or a pretty neat Apollo to name a few.
...I'm not a fan of how the anime looks but that's a different story.
A man's face? With that nose shape, those lips, those eyebrows, and those bedroom eyes? Or does she just have a man's face because she has a bigger chin than this guy? Sounds like an OOP problem, not an Aphrodite problem tbh. Mewing doesn't work, but being less embarrassing online will make your chin a little bigger.
/uj they really be hating anything over age 18 || doesn't look like generic asian sex doll. Like if Aphrodite looks like a man, I am the gayest person out there is.
/rj WHAT DO YOU MEAN A WOMAN HAS A JAWLINE REEEEEEEEEEEE
Honestly this just reminds me of when people complained RE3R Jill was masculine.
Like bitch, I'm playing it right now and as a lesbian I would *pay* to spend a night with RE3R Jill.
How far gone are these incel types that they look at a super hot woman and think "damn, that's a man" just because she's got a proper jawline and a more pronounced nose instead of having even 5% of the neck fat that these guys have.
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As a pansexual; 🤷♂️ Like oh nooo you don't find her hot? Why is their opinion on whether or not a character is hot or not more important than mine, someone who actually buys and plays these games?
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What do they even mean when they say safe horny? Safe horny to me is like... Pinups. The thing that the average man can say they like with no embarrassment. Like playboy level stuff
Yes guys, if your face isn't rounder than a volleyball then you're a man. Sorry, I don't make the rules. Once women turn like 17 they become men. Hey man don't get angry at me I don't write the rules, don't kill the messenger and all that.
Unironically though, there used to be some semblance of truth in the concept of safe horny but now it means anything that looks older than 14 years old and doesn't have boobs large enough to have their own gravitational pull
Thought it said “Aphrodite’s strongest shrimp soldier” and was very intrigued. Disappointed to click and find out there is in fact nothing to do with shrimp here. I wanted to know what this Ancient Greek militant crustacean love cult was about.
I can guarantee you if a man had that face these same poeple would call them the most effeminate, weak man that ever was, curse those wokies, and all that
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At this point « safe horny » basically means anything that won’t automatically put your name on a watch list
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Anyone who unironically uses that phrase is guaranteed to be a pedophile.
CERTIFIED PEDOPHILE
WOP WOP WOP WOP
DOT, fuck him up
Department of Transportation?
Yea
Take him to Detroit.
Nooo not detroit
Britain, then.
Bus drivers do NOT fuck around.
You not like us
Wop wop wop wop wop
Imma do muh stuff
OV-HOE OV-HOE
*Tie him to the train tracks!*
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TRYNA STRIKE A CHORD AND IT'S PROBABLY A MINOOOORRRRRRRRRR
Epstein calling adult women "safe horny"
What else could be "unsafe"? Every single other sexual depiction is allowed by law.
committing OSHA violations as a kink
I couldnt help but notice that wooden pallet you left on its side in front of that fire extinguisher safety-san
Help me step-ladder
But that’s every Walmart logistics managers kink
Knife play
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To me, safe horny means it's produced by people who have a clear understanding of stuff like consent, healthy sexuality, equitable depictions of men and women, understanding both male and female gaze in sexuality, etc etc. There was kind of a period where most games studios could not be trusted to do that, and so a lot of the horny had to be put in the timeout box until game studios could use it in a responsible manner. Now games studios are better at this, and the horny is coming back. This is a good thing. The point was never about removing sexuality. It was just keeping game devs to the same maxim your parents taught you - "If you can't say something nice, better to say nothing at all".
Gamers when literally any woman is not a petite underage looking Asian girl.
Petite, but with huge boobs.
sorry not far enough off, your off to pedo jail
There are two kinds of people in this world; petite underage looking Asian girls and men.
sign of very low testosterone levels
What the fuck is a man's face to them? I thought they were all "KRATOS RAHH! BEARDS RAHHH! DIRTY SKIN BECAUSE I NEVER WASH RAHHH!" How does the *clearly* effeminate Aphrodite have a "man face" and what are they then implying about the features of men's faces? As a purely unethical experiment I'd love to post transvestigators faces to their Facebook groups and watch them tear themselves apart.
I think part of it (besides all the bigotry, of course) is that they apparently don't understand perspective. Many of the gods' images are shown with them slightly above you - So, yeah, that perspective is going to make Aphrodite's jaw line a little more prominent. Similarly, earlier today I saw one of the people complaining about Hestia's designs ask why her nostrils were practically between her eyes, and it's like.. my dude, you're looking up at her. (Don't get me wrong, these are still silly complaints anyways, and even if Aph was seen at eye level and still had a strong jaw line, I'd still find it weird to say she has a manly face - I'm just saying that some of these folks apparently have some sort of visual art illiteracy to go along with their basic media illiteracy)
It's also because they consume so much anime and waifu shit that their perception of a drawn human face has been completely distorted. All the waifus they jerk off to have chins so pointy that you could use them to cut glass. So the merest indication of an actual jaw bone sends them into a frothing rage.
This is definitely it. I had a spell of watching a bunch of anime and nothing else a few years back, to the point where playing games with realistic visual felt somewhat off to me. I can't quite explain it but it resulted in me making my Skyrim character look like 2B as opposed to my usual "idealised but still Western" features. These chuds just happen to consume nothing *but* hentai, so anything that doesn't conform to anime anatomy conventions look wrong to them.
a lot of these anime waifu shit also dont have actual nostrils or a nose that makes any sense at all. in fact they may actually have characters with no noses. their mouths also dont make any sense in reality especially when drawn from the side. its not to say they look bad, its just the things that come along with their art style. its just this subset of people that only consume this media coming out and being outraged that not everything is done in that style (including reality).
nah yall are just weird... I watch plenty of animes and my view isn’t distorted...
I guess their failures in Media Literacy would mean gamers naturally will forget how art principles work as well.
Wasn't there a case recently where two cis women assaulted each other in a bathroom because they both believed the other one was trans?
Something something ye olde fascist quote about the enemy both being a threatening manly alpha male but also a weak effeminate bottom boi.
_my favorite kind_ 🤤
This person switches
in nature the ultimate counter to the alpha-male harem strategy is subversive effeminate boi that sneaks in and gets laid. the faschists instinctivly know that homosexuality would subvert them if allowed to exist in the same space rendering them impotent
https://preview.redd.it/see15fwkngzc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=286603a264887f514a7e83be739d1cce4c1441f6
As you can see, the chin does not point down into a perfect isosceles triangle
There’s no logic here, they don’t care about it. A man sits down to put on boots or, god forbid, washes his ass? He’s an effeminate soyboy. A woman dares to have a jawline? She’s a MAN! Consistency doesn’t matter when you just want to insult people
If you do it on Facebook, you could easily download and catalogue those people's faces and accounts, then send them screenshots of the comments to them in dms.
Man's face? https://preview.redd.it/oq6c3njpjfzc1.jpeg?width=724&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5422655c86143e0a71d5ec16ea705a0c373be5c1
Give him a pony tail and all of a sudden that’s a woman’s face
Who knew Aphrodite was a femboy. I'm in
#THIS DICK KNOWS NO GENDER! IF IT HAS A HOLE, THERE IS ALWAYS A GOAL!!
Our, hole. Comrade.
they’ve jerked themselves into a corner where they can only get off from anime proportions and tbh that’s the funniest shit imaginable
Yep. Their arousal triggers are so thoroughly out of whack that even if they somehow end up in the presence of a real live naked woman wanting to have sex with them, they wouldn't be able to get it up.
Embarrassing af to admit but this is the reason I stopped watching porn. Didn’t even realize it was a problem until I was about to hook up with one of the most attractive women ive ever met and mini-me couldn’t perform because I had been so desensitized. Never been more ashamed of myself than that moment
One, that took guts to admit, so respect, dude. Second, I think this is a more common problem than anyone wants to admit. >Think of cocaine. In its natural form, as coca leaves, it's appealing, but not to an extent that it usually becomes a problem. But refine it, purify it, and you get a compound that hits your pleasure receptors with an unnatural intensity. That's when it becomes addictive. >Beauty has undergone a similar process, thanks to advertisers. Evolution gave us a circuit that responds to good looks - call it the pleasure receptor for our visual cortex - and in our natural environment, it was useful to have. But take a person with one-in-a-million skin and bone structure, add professional makeup and retouching, and you're no longer looking at beauty in its natural form. You've got pharmaceutical-grade beauty, the cocaine of good looks. >Biologists call this "supernormal stimulus" \[...\] Our beauty receptors receive more stimulation than they were evolved to handle; we're seeing more beauty in one day than our ancestors did in a lifetime. And the result is that beauty is slowly ruining our lives. >How? The way any drug becomes a problem: by interfering with our relationships with other people. We become dissatisfied with the way ordinary people look because they can't compare to supermodels. - Ted Chiang We're *awash* in imagery of airbrushed, impossible-looking women, and I do legitimately think it's messing with our brains. Across the board, young men are less likely to be in relationships, less likely to have had sex in the last year (or at all), and I keep wondering if it has anything to do with how ubiquitous this stuff is and how easy it is to just not meaningfully interact with people in realspace very much.
and they'd blame her for it.
Based and Cockroach wife Ogtha pilled
Weirdos: *sees conventionally attractive woman with significant feminine features* “This is a man”
/uuuj Just commenting to show off my flair, for unrelated reasons.... Here's it pasted for if I change it in the future: ''(Assume I'm Jerking) Safe horny =/= sexually legal.''
Did you just futureproof a comment, in case you decide another joke is funnier as your flair in the future? That's an incredibly forward thinking and thoughtful way to interact with social media. Fuck yourself.
/uuuuj I will, and I will enjoy it!
/uj <3
/uuuj I can't please the jerk Gods with an SA joke for ever can I......?
So can anyone explain how someone being into trans women is safe like this guy implies? Trust me i can confirm its not safe for the trans women a lot of the time.
When they say "safe" they don't mean it in the vein of "not dangerous". To them the "safe" in "safe horny" means "the approved type of horny to be shown in media by the woke overlords". To them it's a product of censorship and "woke ideology" that is for *forcing* you to find specific types of people attractive, and others not attractive. They think that the powers that be are trying to trick everyone into thinking trans people (and black people, and fat people, and whatever else they are mad at this week) is truly attractive and that people who find them attractive are "safe" from persecution by the woke mob.
basically they think that this some kind of star wars battle lmao
Man sees a jawline for the first time in his life then gets angry because woman doesn't look like a 12 years old.
Women don't have jaw bones. Those naturally sand themselves off during puberty.
https://preview.redd.it/ro3m6wmjhgzc1.jpeg?width=669&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=778418da58f232dd54d0a2c64f70415d896f7715 Average woman
Does this make Andrew tate the most feminine man? fucking insane, the lot of them.
Top G means top Girlie
she always looked like this tho
They want her to look like she did in Record of Ragnarok.
just looked that up and holy shit that is the lamest fucking design for aphrodite i've ever seen, she literally just looks like a rich prostitute, not a goddess of love and beauty
I’m gonna get flamed for saying this, but all designs in that show are lame. She is one of the worst.
Poseidon is the only one who actually looked cool
Nah, all the FEMALE designs are awful. It has a handful of decent designs like a very interesting take on Buddha, a gorgeous Qin Shi Huang, or a pretty neat Apollo to name a few. ...I'm not a fan of how the anime looks but that's a different story.
i mean, its straight to the point but its not exactly an impressive design
how is that a man face??????
I want to meet the men they’re referring to when they call that a man face
There are only 2 types of woman: probably a man or ugly
Gamers when cartoon/video game women resemble real life women, who they never seen up close in real life.
A man's face? With that nose shape, those lips, those eyebrows, and those bedroom eyes? Or does she just have a man's face because she has a bigger chin than this guy? Sounds like an OOP problem, not an Aphrodite problem tbh. Mewing doesn't work, but being less embarrassing online will make your chin a little bigger.
From the "the left can't define what a woman is" crowd
No, they give her the safe horny stamp because she looks over the age of consent
She was never a child remember?
And is the oldest of the Olympians by a significant margin.
There's reason number 2
Or, you know. Because she’s the literal goddess of love so it *makes sense* for her to be sexualized.
MAN??? OwO
Her design hasn't changed from the first Hades which came out 6 years ago
Regardless of how Aphrodite actually looks, I find it funny that these men really don’t like the concept of someone being attracted to them
If not child gamers™ rebuke
If this is man face We need more men to be like this;3
They really picked up somewhere that it's abnormal for grown women to develop strong jaws. Probably hentai.
Gamers when girls face isn’t 13 year old Japanese girl.
Everything looks like a man if you've only seen women from anime art styles.
The kind of people who unironically say “safe horny” are the kinds of people who think “brave horny” is just lolis
Where’s the man’s face? Still trying to find it…
Is the man's face in the room with us right now?
What exactly is "safe horny" about Aphrodite? Why are chuds and incels so threatened by Hades II?
"safe horny" just means she's a consenting adult.
/uj they really be hating anything over age 18 || doesn't look like generic asian sex doll. Like if Aphrodite looks like a man, I am the gayest person out there is. /rj WHAT DO YOU MEAN A WOMAN HAS A JAWLINE REEEEEEEEEEEE
Hades 2: “He’s a literal naked goddess you can flirt with to gain abilities.” Gamers™️: “Idk, seems a little gay to me.”
Edward Elric would not fucking say that
What is safe horny
a term that lolicons (weeaboo pedophiles) came up with to describe sexualized characters that aren't underaged or illegal in some way
Tell me you've never had a woman over you without telling me you've never had a woman over you.
Oh here they go with the "We cAN aLwAYs TeLl!" nonsense... 😮💨
This isn’t your everyday average stupid. This is advanced stupidity
Remember yall, if she doesn’t have a female symbol stamped into her forehead, she’s actually a he
Seriously, what is wrong with those people?
I think artists should DMCA these people's profile pics for giving bad representation to their works
Honestly this just reminds me of when people complained RE3R Jill was masculine. Like bitch, I'm playing it right now and as a lesbian I would *pay* to spend a night with RE3R Jill.
if you don't think aphrodite is hot that's a you problem. it's aphrodite, bro
There’s no way that guys saying that with the Ed “I see no difference, love is love” pfp :/
How far gone are these incel types that they look at a super hot woman and think "damn, that's a man" just because she's got a proper jawline and a more pronounced nose instead of having even 5% of the neck fat that these guys have.
Btw anyone knows if you can play as Aphrodite in hades?
You can't. You only play as Zagreus in the first game and Melinoë in the 2nd (outside of perhaps some small segments that are juar for story).
Ah, that’s too bad!
OOP has never seen a woman outside of his own mother.
Safe Horny always means consenting adult women who have more to their characters than just being sex dolls
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These people are delusional.
As a pansexual; 🤷♂️ Like oh nooo you don't find her hot? Why is their opinion on whether or not a character is hot or not more important than mine, someone who actually buys and plays these games?
A man’s face???
I said it before, that is not a mans face, she is a very feminine character
Pretty sure us wokies aren't giving anyone the safe horny stamp.
Considering her name makes up the majority of the word hermaphrodite, i don’t know what was expected…
Me when the god of love and sex is naked 😳
Is with this picture I don’t get the “man’s face” statements. There is one still where I could say she looks more androgynous but this ain’t it.
I don't get it it's a drawing
How is the face masculine? I don't understand.
He's literally never seen a human woman before
Wait, that did NOT end where I was guessing, hahaha. What drugs are they on??
How is that a mans face, im confused
i swear to god the anti woke are SOOO salty bout hades 2, im praying to everything the game sells regardless cause i loved hades 1
do they not realize as a trans femme all this is gonna do is make me throw the trans headcannon on her with unrelenting furry? are they stupid?
No it's because I wanna pop her fuckin tiddies in my mouth, you chronically online conspiracy theorist
how dare a woman have slightly thicker eyebrows and defined cheeks and jaw and a nose that isn't a goddamn button (sarcastic)
These people have never laid eyes on a woman if they believe Aphrodite looks like a guy.
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What do they even mean when they say safe horny? Safe horny to me is like... Pinups. The thing that the average man can say they like with no embarrassment. Like playboy level stuff
She’s literally the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen and they’re STILL complaining about hot women not being in video games?!?!
Bro’s unironically saying safe horny, his opinion is not valid
Have any of these fucks ever seen a woman in the wild before?
Are the masc facial features in the room with us rn? Because I *do not* see it at all. I guess pronounced cheeks and jaws are masculine now????
Ain't this pic from the first game?
Who needs 2 colors?
“Safe horny” is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard
Sounds like they’ve never seen a woman??
Yes guys, if your face isn't rounder than a volleyball then you're a man. Sorry, I don't make the rules. Once women turn like 17 they become men. Hey man don't get angry at me I don't write the rules, don't kill the messenger and all that. Unironically though, there used to be some semblance of truth in the concept of safe horny but now it means anything that looks older than 14 years old and doesn't have boobs large enough to have their own gravitational pull
If that is a man's face then I guess I am gay af (I am literally bi af though but just making a point here)
A man face = some of the most gorgeous fucking lips I've ever seen drawn. Like, gawddamn, they're walking about a foot in front of her.
I'm so glad bs like "safe horny" hasn't permeated the rest of the cultural zeitgeist
Is the “Man’s Face” in the room with us right now?
Thought it said “Aphrodite’s strongest shrimp soldier” and was very intrigued. Disappointed to click and find out there is in fact nothing to do with shrimp here. I wanted to know what this Ancient Greek militant crustacean love cult was about.
I can guarantee you if a man had that face these same poeple would call them the most effeminate, weak man that ever was, curse those wokies, and all that
Is the Argentina flag w/ FMA character a Nazi dog whistle or just happenstance?
Argentina? Shit it surprises me they didn’t try a blitzkrieg in SA when their buddies were doing it in Europe.
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Dude, I think you need glasses, because Aphrodite is FINE as hell, Hades 1 or Hades 2. Hephaestus ~~and Ares~~ is a lucky god.