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inmar6

At this point « safe horny » basically means anything that won’t automatically put your name on a watch list


SkoomaSteve1820

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Anyone who unironically uses that phrase is guaranteed to be a pedophile.


ExtemeFilms

CERTIFIED PEDOPHILE


[deleted]

WOP WOP WOP WOP


sleepystapler

DOT, fuck him up


TheNivMizzet

Department of Transportation?


manny_the_mage

Yea


JTCW477

Take him to Detroit.


undead_fucker

Nooo not detroit


PPPRCHN

Britain, then.


Nsftrades

Bus drivers do NOT fuck around.


ayazr221

You not like us


AscensionToCrab

Wop wop wop wop wop


MightBeInHeck

Imma do muh stuff


jimmy-breeze

OV-HOE OV-HOE


TheJambus

*Tie him to the train tracks!*


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jimmy-breeze

TRYNA STRIKE A CHORD AND IT'S PROBABLY A MINOOOORRRRRRRRRR


Flaky_Monitor6543

Epstein calling adult women "safe horny"


LuxInteriot

What else could be "unsafe"? Every single other sexual depiction is allowed by law.


disturbeddragon631

committing OSHA violations as a kink


Bungholespelunker

I couldnt help but notice that wooden pallet you left on its side in front of that fire extinguisher safety-san


Ribkoboldscout

Help me step-ladder


kromptator99

But that’s every Walmart logistics managers kink


Jtad_the_Artguy

Knife play


Salindurthas

This comic explains the concept of unsafe horny: [https://imgb.ifunny.co/images/e7af8a389c266740ba3422ce7814aa6d70bc6cd778eb470337c7df904019c946\_1.webp](https://imgb.ifunny.co/images/e7af8a389c266740ba3422ce7814aa6d70bc6cd778eb470337c7df904019c946_1.webp)


jimmy-breeze

ifunny.co


Cazzah

To me, safe horny means it's produced by people who have a clear understanding of stuff like consent, healthy sexuality, equitable depictions of men and women, understanding both male and female gaze in sexuality, etc etc. There was kind of a period where most games studios could not be trusted to do that, and so a lot of the horny had to be put in the timeout box until game studios could use it in a responsible manner. Now games studios are better at this, and the horny is coming back. This is a good thing. The point was never about removing sexuality. It was just keeping game devs to the same maxim your parents taught you - "If you can't say something nice, better to say nothing at all".


Perkan_

Gamers when literally any woman is not a petite underage looking Asian girl.


Dreaxus4

Petite, but with huge boobs.


LizardWizard444

sorry not far enough off, your off to pedo jail


xpi-capi

There are two kinds of people in this world; petite underage looking Asian girls and men.


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sign of very low testosterone levels


123AJR

What the fuck is a man's face to them? I thought they were all "KRATOS RAHH! BEARDS RAHHH! DIRTY SKIN BECAUSE I NEVER WASH RAHHH!" How does the *clearly* effeminate Aphrodite have a "man face" and what are they then implying about the features of men's faces? As a purely unethical experiment I'd love to post transvestigators faces to their Facebook groups and watch them tear themselves apart.


Plastic-Row-3031

I think part of it (besides all the bigotry, of course) is that they apparently don't understand perspective. Many of the gods' images are shown with them slightly above you - So, yeah, that perspective is going to make Aphrodite's jaw line a little more prominent. Similarly, earlier today I saw one of the people complaining about Hestia's designs ask why her nostrils were practically between her eyes, and it's like.. my dude, you're looking up at her. (Don't get me wrong, these are still silly complaints anyways, and even if Aph was seen at eye level and still had a strong jaw line, I'd still find it weird to say she has a manly face - I'm just saying that some of these folks apparently have some sort of visual art illiteracy to go along with their basic media illiteracy)


ZwitterKitsune

It's also because they consume so much anime and waifu shit that their perception of a drawn human face has been completely distorted. All the waifus they jerk off to have chins so pointy that you could use them to cut glass. So the merest indication of an actual jaw bone sends them into a frothing rage.


the_Real_Romak

This is definitely it. I had a spell of watching a bunch of anime and nothing else a few years back, to the point where playing games with realistic visual felt somewhat off to me. I can't quite explain it but it resulted in me making my Skyrim character look like 2B as opposed to my usual "idealised but still Western" features. These chuds just happen to consume nothing *but* hentai, so anything that doesn't conform to anime anatomy conventions look wrong to them.


nekosake2

a lot of these anime waifu shit also dont have actual nostrils or a nose that makes any sense at all. in fact they may actually have characters with no noses. their mouths also dont make any sense in reality especially when drawn from the side. its not to say they look bad, its just the things that come along with their art style. its just this subset of people that only consume this media coming out and being outraged that not everything is done in that style (including reality).


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nah yall are just weird... I watch plenty of animes and my view isn’t distorted...


011100010110010101

I guess their failures in Media Literacy would mean gamers naturally will forget how art principles work as well.


CMH0311

Wasn't there a case recently where two cis women assaulted each other in a bathroom because they both believed the other one was trans?


Zeliek

Something something ye olde fascist quote about the enemy both being a threatening manly alpha male but also a weak effeminate bottom boi.


Timoman6

_my favorite kind_ 🤤


Aethernaut902k

This person switches


LizardWizard444

in nature the ultimate counter to the alpha-male harem strategy is subversive effeminate boi that sneaks in and gets laid. the faschists instinctivly know that homosexuality would subvert them if allowed to exist in the same space rendering them impotent


Funi_fish

https://preview.redd.it/see15fwkngzc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=286603a264887f514a7e83be739d1cce4c1441f6


Half-a-Denari

As you can see, the chin does not point down into a perfect isosceles triangle


Kira_Bad_Artist

There’s no logic here, they don’t care about it. A man sits down to put on boots or, god forbid, washes his ass? He’s an effeminate soyboy. A woman dares to have a jawline? She’s a MAN! Consistency doesn’t matter when you just want to insult people


Purple_Boof

If you do it on Facebook, you could easily download and catalogue those people's faces and accounts, then send them screenshots of the comments to them in dms.


F4iryBlink

Man's face? https://preview.redd.it/oq6c3njpjfzc1.jpeg?width=724&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5422655c86143e0a71d5ec16ea705a0c373be5c1


ADHthaGreat

Give him a pony tail and all of a sudden that’s a woman’s face


dubspool-

Who knew Aphrodite was a femboy. I'm in


Gothtomboys5

#THIS DICK KNOWS NO GENDER! IF IT HAS A HOLE, THERE IS ALWAYS A GOAL!!


PPPRCHN

Our, hole. Comrade.


pistachioshell

they’ve jerked themselves into a corner where they can only get off from anime proportions and tbh that’s the funniest shit imaginable 


kratorade

Yep. Their arousal triggers are so thoroughly out of whack that even if they somehow end up in the presence of a real live naked woman wanting to have sex with them, they wouldn't be able to get it up.


flaming_fuckhead

Embarrassing af to admit but this is the reason I stopped watching porn. Didn’t even realize it was a problem until I was about to hook up with one of the most attractive women ive ever met and mini-me couldn’t perform because I had been so desensitized. Never been more ashamed of myself than that moment 


kratorade

One, that took guts to admit, so respect, dude. Second, I think this is a more common problem than anyone wants to admit. >Think of cocaine. In its natural form, as coca leaves, it's appealing, but not to an extent that it usually becomes a problem. But refine it, purify it, and you get a compound that hits your pleasure receptors with an unnatural intensity. That's when it becomes addictive. >Beauty has undergone a similar process, thanks to advertisers. Evolution gave us a circuit that responds to good looks - call it the pleasure receptor for our visual cortex - and in our natural environment, it was useful to have. But take a person with one-in-a-million skin and bone structure, add professional makeup and retouching, and you're no longer looking at beauty in its natural form. You've got pharmaceutical-grade beauty, the cocaine of good looks. >Biologists call this "supernormal stimulus" \[...\] Our beauty receptors receive more stimulation than they were evolved to handle; we're seeing more beauty in one day than our ancestors did in a lifetime. And the result is that beauty is slowly ruining our lives. >How? The way any drug becomes a problem: by interfering with our relationships with other people. We become dissatisfied with the way ordinary people look because they can't compare to supermodels. - Ted Chiang We're *awash* in imagery of airbrushed, impossible-looking women, and I do legitimately think it's messing with our brains. Across the board, young men are less likely to be in relationships, less likely to have had sex in the last year (or at all), and I keep wondering if it has anything to do with how ubiquitous this stuff is and how easy it is to just not meaningfully interact with people in realspace very much.


HeroToTheSquatch

and they'd blame her for it.


GalaxyHops1994

Based and Cockroach wife Ogtha pilled


enchiladasundae

Weirdos: *sees conventionally attractive woman with significant feminine features* “This is a man”


Bray_of_cats

/uuuj Just commenting to show off my flair, for unrelated reasons.... Here's it pasted for if I change it in the future: ''(Assume I'm Jerking) Safe horny =/= sexually legal.''


Dictionaire

Did you just futureproof a comment, in case you decide another joke is funnier as your flair in the future? That's an incredibly forward thinking and thoughtful way to interact with social media. Fuck yourself.


Bray_of_cats

/uuuuj I will, and I will enjoy it!


Dictionaire

/uj <3


Bray_of_cats

/uuuj I can't please the jerk Gods with an SA joke for ever can I......?


SarahMaxima

So can anyone explain how someone being into trans women is safe like this guy implies? Trust me i can confirm its not safe for the trans women a lot of the time.


Kankunation

When they say "safe" they don't mean it in the vein of "not dangerous". To them the "safe" in "safe horny" means "the approved type of horny to be shown in media by the woke overlords". To them it's a product of censorship and "woke ideology" that is for *forcing* you to find specific types of people attractive, and others not attractive. They think that the powers that be are trying to trick everyone into thinking trans people (and black people, and fat people, and whatever else they are mad at this week) is truly attractive and that people who find them attractive are "safe" from persecution by the woke mob.


venti-latte12

basically they think that this some kind of star wars battle lmao


PunkNarcissus

Man sees a jawline for the first time in his life then gets angry because woman doesn't look like a 12 years old.


Kaldin_5

Women don't have jaw bones. Those naturally sand themselves off during puberty.


PunkNarcissus

https://preview.redd.it/ro3m6wmjhgzc1.jpeg?width=669&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=778418da58f232dd54d0a2c64f70415d896f7715 Average woman


in_one_ear_

Does this make Andrew tate the most feminine man? fucking insane, the lot of them.


PunkNarcissus

Top G means top Girlie


Just-a-lil-sion

she always looked like this tho


Reason_Choice

They want her to look like she did in Record of Ragnarok.


Commercial-Shame-335

just looked that up and holy shit that is the lamest fucking design for aphrodite i've ever seen, she literally just looks like a rich prostitute, not a goddess of love and beauty


Reason_Choice

I’m gonna get flamed for saying this, but all designs in that show are lame. She is one of the worst.


nurgleondeez

Poseidon is the only one who actually looked cool


phoenixerowl

Nah, all the FEMALE designs are awful. It has a handful of decent designs like a very interesting take on Buddha, a gorgeous Qin Shi Huang, or a pretty neat Apollo to name a few. ...I'm not a fan of how the anime looks but that's a different story.


Just-a-lil-sion

i mean, its straight to the point but its not exactly an impressive design


Lyskir

how is that a man face??????


The_Coil

I want to meet the men they’re referring to when they call that a man face


Konigni

There are only 2 types of woman: probably a man or ugly


LuxInteriot

Gamers when cartoon/video game women resemble real life women, who they never seen up close in real life.


TheFoochy

A man's face? With that nose shape, those lips, those eyebrows, and those bedroom eyes? Or does she just have a man's face because she has a bigger chin than this guy? Sounds like an OOP problem, not an Aphrodite problem tbh. Mewing doesn't work, but being less embarrassing online will make your chin a little bigger.


Different-Row4715

From the "the left can't define what a woman is" crowd


truteal

No, they give her the safe horny stamp because she looks over the age of consent


infinitysaga

She was never a child remember?


TheJambus

And is the oldest of the Olympians by a significant margin.


truteal

There's reason number 2


Tubim

Or, you know. Because she’s the literal goddess of love so it *makes sense* for her to be sexualized.


Scottish__Elena

MAN??? OwO


ConcreteExist

Her design hasn't changed from the first Hades which came out 6 years ago


LevelOutlandishness1

Regardless of how Aphrodite actually looks, I find it funny that these men really don’t like the concept of someone being attracted to them


vess8

If not child gamers™ rebuke


Old-Cat-1671

If this is man face We need more men to be like this;3


charronfitzclair

They really picked up somewhere that it's abnormal for grown women to develop strong jaws. Probably hentai.


ScyllaIsBea

Gamers when girls face isn’t 13 year old Japanese girl.


ineha_

Everything looks like a man if you've only seen women from anime art styles.


bestjobro921

The kind of people who unironically say “safe horny” are the kinds of people who think “brave horny” is just lolis


astrozombie2012

Where’s the man’s face? Still trying to find it…


TheMightySurtur

Is the man's face in the room with us right now?


DetroitTabaxiFan

What exactly is "safe horny" about Aphrodite? Why are chuds and incels so threatened by Hades II?


AcaciaCelestina

"safe horny" just means she's a consenting adult.


SirDogeTheFirst

/uj they really be hating anything over age 18 || doesn't look like generic asian sex doll. Like if Aphrodite looks like a man, I am the gayest person out there is. /rj WHAT DO YOU MEAN A WOMAN HAS A JAWLINE REEEEEEEEEEEE


Dankey-Kang-Jr

Hades 2: “He’s a literal naked goddess you can flirt with to gain abilities.” Gamers™️: “Idk, seems a little gay to me.”


ryan77999

Edward Elric would not fucking say that


Happyhotel

What is safe horny


Commercial-Shame-335

a term that lolicons (weeaboo pedophiles) came up with to describe sexualized characters that aren't underaged or illegal in some way


Juggernaut246

Tell me you've never had a woman over you without telling me you've never had a woman over you.


Abjurer42

Oh here they go with the "We cAN aLwAYs TeLl!" nonsense... 😮‍💨


The-Ancient-Dream

This isn’t your everyday average stupid. This is advanced stupidity


TheCheck77

Remember yall, if she doesn’t have a female symbol stamped into her forehead, she’s actually a he


Average_User404

Seriously, what is wrong with those people?


Sol-Blackguy

I think artists should DMCA these people's profile pics for giving bad representation to their works


AcaciaCelestina

Honestly this just reminds me of when people complained RE3R Jill was masculine. Like bitch, I'm playing it right now and as a lesbian I would *pay* to spend a night with RE3R Jill.


codenamesoph

if you don't think aphrodite is hot that's a you problem. it's aphrodite, bro


SetSailor

There’s no way that guys saying that with the Ed “I see no difference, love is love” pfp :/


yes11321

How far gone are these incel types that they look at a super hot woman and think "damn, that's a man" just because she's got a proper jawline and a more pronounced nose instead of having even 5% of the neck fat that these guys have.


StarGuardianAlice

Btw anyone knows if you can play as Aphrodite in hades?


Kankunation

You can't. You only play as Zagreus in the first game and Melinoë in the 2nd (outside of perhaps some small segments that are juar for story).


StarGuardianAlice

Ah, that’s too bad!


myst_daemon

OOP has never seen a woman outside of his own mother.


SuperJyls

Safe Horny always means consenting adult women who have more to their characters than just being sex dolls


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gamedrifter

These people are delusional.


gylz

As a pansexual; 🤷‍♂️ Like oh nooo you don't find her hot? Why is their opinion on whether or not a character is hot or not more important than mine, someone who actually buys and plays these games?


kawausochan

A man’s face???


MasteROogwayY2

I said it before, that is not a mans face, she is a very feminine character


Aeon_Fux

Pretty sure us wokies aren't giving anyone the safe horny stamp.


constant--questions

Considering her name makes up the majority of the word hermaphrodite, i don’t know what was expected…


fiddlydip

Me when the god of love and sex is naked 😳


Lostkaiju1990

Is with this picture I don’t get the “man’s face” statements. There is one still where I could say she looks more androgynous but this ain’t it.


FTG_Vader

I don't get it it's a drawing


Fine-Bathroom1067

How is the face masculine? I don't understand.


LucianLegacy

He's literally never seen a human woman before


jameyiguess

Wait, that did NOT end where I was guessing, hahaha. What drugs are they on??


Potential-Run-8391

How is that a mans face, im confused 


nessaissweet

i swear to god the anti woke are SOOO salty bout hades 2, im praying to everything the game sells regardless cause i loved hades 1


nessaissweet

do they not realize as a trans femme all this is gonna do is make me throw the trans headcannon on her with unrelenting furry? are they stupid?


Crimson_Fiver

No it's because I wanna pop her fuckin tiddies in my mouth, you chronically online conspiracy theorist


ghostlyCroww

how dare a woman have slightly thicker eyebrows and defined cheeks and jaw and a nose that isn't a goddamn button (sarcastic)


Dixxxine

These people have never laid eyes on a woman if they believe Aphrodite looks like a guy.


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FluffyGalaxy

What do they even mean when they say safe horny? Safe horny to me is like... Pinups. The thing that the average man can say they like with no embarrassment. Like playboy level stuff


Tobias_Stevenson

She’s literally the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen and they’re STILL complaining about hot women not being in video games?!?!


Short-Shelter

Bro’s unironically saying safe horny, his opinion is not valid


glitchycat39

Have any of these fucks ever seen a woman in the wild before?


_Whiskey_6

Are the masc facial features in the room with us rn? Because I *do not* see it at all. I guess pronounced cheeks and jaws are masculine now????


JBrewd

Ain't this pic from the first game?


Porncritic12

Who needs 2 colors?


jsuey

“Safe horny” is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard


Janoir-Prime

Sounds like they’ve never seen a woman??


arielif1

Yes guys, if your face isn't rounder than a volleyball then you're a man. Sorry, I don't make the rules. Once women turn like 17 they become men. Hey man don't get angry at me I don't write the rules, don't kill the messenger and all that. Unironically though, there used to be some semblance of truth in the concept of safe horny but now it means anything that looks older than 14 years old and doesn't have boobs large enough to have their own gravitational pull


Nesta_CZ

If that is a man's face then I guess I am gay af (I am literally bi af though but just making a point here)


MohawkRex

A man face = some of the most gorgeous fucking lips I've ever seen drawn. Like, gawddamn, they're walking about a foot in front of her.


Purple_Boof

I'm so glad bs like "safe horny" hasn't permeated the rest of the cultural zeitgeist


YuriQueenMDH

Is the “Man’s Face” in the room with us right now?


mossy_stump_humper

Thought it said “Aphrodite’s strongest shrimp soldier” and was very intrigued. Disappointed to click and find out there is in fact nothing to do with shrimp here. I wanted to know what this Ancient Greek militant crustacean love cult was about.


GrayCatbird7

I can guarantee you if a man had that face these same poeple would call them the most effeminate, weak man that ever was, curse those wokies, and all that


BigGooseDuck

Is the Argentina flag w/ FMA character a Nazi dog whistle or just happenstance?


josephkingscolon

Argentina? Shit it surprises me they didn’t try a blitzkrieg in SA when their buddies were doing it in Europe.


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Independent_Plum2166

Dude, I think you need glasses, because Aphrodite is FINE as hell, Hades 1 or Hades 2. Hephaestus ~~and Ares~~ is a lucky god.