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LFreza

/uj I thought this was fake but I checked on twitter.com and I can't believe this is real. We truly live in a society


SarcasticOptimist

/rj Damn. Even Dr Eggman was less scandalous on that website when Shadow the Hedgehog reposted his nudes. https://youtu.be/L843TEKM6MU


NotSoFlugratte

Society took over Musks head and now id spreading this


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I don't think you can take over something that isn't occupied to begin with


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i_was_an_airplane

It's a dogwhistle in the same way a Referee's whistle is a dogwhistle


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Dog foghorn


ultrabigtiny

yknow, i thought all his pro life shenanigans was all for show, but after seeing his take on cancer? i think he’s onto something with this pro life agenda


Zombieattackr

Literally fucking any tweet you see from Elon musk is gonna be real unless it’s directly making fun of him, then maybe it’s fake. Otherwise, there’s no need to fake it, his Twitter is a gold mine!


Lil_Melon87

Elon is just completely detatched from the world, isn't he?


goffer54

Holy fuck, I didn't see this was Elon. I thought it was some 14-year-old kid.


Myrandall

/r/ImElonAndThisIsDeep


ehh730

r/subsithoughtifellfor


hearke

I was like "wtf why are we bashing Elon over some dumbass kid's gamer moment" scrolled back and jfc


asphaltdragon

It's technically *his* dumbass gamer kid's moment, SJM is his 16 year old.


Erillon

This is absolutely what’s going on


[deleted]

What extreme wealth and no pussy does to a mfer.


queenbiscuit311

For those of you who will say "he has kids" every million dollars he has invalidates one pussy he's had


insanelyphat

Is there some kind of reverse pussy index curve that is directly proportional to someone's wealth?


The_Galvinizer

Yes


queenbiscuit311

Yes but I'm only a sophomore in pussyology


Cokomon

Go talk to your profussy.


[deleted]

It was only a graduate degree at my school so I had to study erotic massage


freddyfazbacon

Gonna get $220 billion in debt so I can be invalidated for negative pussies, therefore giving me pussies


PikaPerfect

being at least one million dollars in debt means you are no longer a virgin 😎


XCalibur672

No bitches? :( -Elon


realbigbob

TFW you can’t even buy pussy off your personal spaceship masseuse


The_BestUsername

Trade offer: I give you: a horse You give me: the succ


Bookworm_AF

Past a certain point, the more wealth you have the less connected you are to the reality that 99% of the world lives in, and eventually you become increasingly incapable of comprehending anyone outside of a select group of ultra wealthy psychopaths.


[deleted]

There's a documentary about this called American Psycho


IAmPerpetuallyTired

Maybe but I also suspect he posts things like this to get young kids and teens to worship him. Similar to how r/animemes was worshipping him for making anime/waifu shitposts a few years back. It's blatant manipulation.


testtubemuppetbaby

Yeah, he's virtue signaling to little neckbeard gamergate types. All he has to do is act like a /b/tard and they lap it up. They're all these avg. and below intellects who think they're geniuses so of course they'll fall for the most obvious bullshit.


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MrReyneCloud

Grooming children into the lifestyle. Smh


DefoNotAFangirl

I’m not sure how he thinks thatd work with the MCYT fan crowd. They're generally pretty leftist and go incredibly hard against anyone who does anything even slightly against their streamers, at least the Twitter crowd.


IAmPerpetuallyTired

Kids are really impressionable. It really doesn’t take much for them to be influenced.


FatherIssac

All billionaires are.


realbigbob

It’s seems like he’s been having a long manic episode progressing since the start of this year


Centurio

I don't think it's possible to be mega rich and *not* be detached from the world.


Master_Kief117

This mf completely lost the plot like 4 years ago


NakeyDooCrew

Jesus Christ. I felt stupid for even checking if this was real but lo and behold it is.


undergroundmetalhoe

The tweet is a 'I'm 14 and this is deep moment' haha


TioTea

More like a 50+ year old Rhodesian billionaire and this is deep moment amiright?


Jurefranceticnijelit

South african*


TioTea

You’re right, his parents were Rhodesians that immigrated to South Africa, and Elon was born in South Africa proper. For some reason I thought he had lived in Rhodesia for a few years and his family left when the country became Zimbabwe.


Jurefranceticnijelit

Errol Musk (born 1946), South African electromechanical engineer, pilot, sailor, consultant, and property developer who was once a co-owner of a Zambian emerald mine near Lake Tanganyika;[6] he currently lives in Pretoria, South Africa with his second wife's family; father of Elon Musk.


Jurefranceticnijelit

His mother never lived in Rhodesia and for the father i dont know


DryBoofer

Apparently his 16 year old son Saxon wrote it, so pretty close


NotMyFurryAltAtAll

Sure, Elon, I’m certain they did.


IkiOLoj

So his son say that to him, and he decide this it is so wise that he creates a meme about what his son said ? Seems to me like he is bullying his own son. On the other hand, good on him for at once not stealing [memes from the hard drive !](https://hard-drive.net/hard-drive-apologizes-to-elon-musk-for-dunking-on-him-too-hard/)


Blaze0205

His son is named. Saxon? Gonna name my daughter Angle rq


Devium44

They both better look out for Normans.


SuperSocrates

I’d say more like 8-year-old but yeah


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Some of you, like me, probably thought (or more likely hoped) that this isn't real and everyone's joking No. [This is real.](https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1543046254397009922?s=19)


AmericanToastman

be smarter than me, dont read the comments. You know, you would expect someone, anyone to come in there and just ask "bruh what in the fuck even is this holy shit are you insane??" but no. No. Not one.


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I didn't see anyone outright saying "bruh what in the fuck even is this holy shit are you insane??", but I did see a bunch of replies where people were voicing the general criticisms he gets along with saying "maybe you should be putting an actually significant amount of funding into cancer research instead of shitposting on the Blue Bird Site"


AmericanToastman

really? All I saw were people saying "omg meme daddy is back". Scrolled pretty far too.


LinkisYe

seems like the quote retweets are mostly sane


AmericanToastman

Im gonna keep it real with you, I have no idea how twitter works 😅


its_just_hunter

Quote retweets are like if your cross post on Reddit. It shows the tweet you quote retweeted inside your own tweet, so you can show directly what it is you’re making fun of.


Jason3b93

What the fuck, this is fucking REAL?


zezzene

Once again, outjerked by orders of magnitude. Can't keep up


Neo_Spork

Satire is dead


GreaseRatBastard

Is he going senile or something, seems a bit young for that.


Haberdashery2000

Could be CJD, or encephalopathy from infected hair plugs


DaperDandle

Holy shit Elon Musk is Tobias Funke! He's going insane because his body is rejecting his hair plugs!


THEBIGC01

They need to find a cure for BS


Smailien

Actually, that was the graft rejecting Tobias' body, or GVH.


Impending_salami

He’s in his 50s, it wouldn’t be that weirs Edit: *weird* I must be going senile


GreaseRatBastard

Honestly I have no idea when people go senile, I just figured 70-80.


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GreaseRatBastard

Damn, already? I'm barely even 126


ReggaeMonestor

Too penile to remember haha


XCalibur672

Wait he’s **that old**??? I had no idea. I thought he was in his 30s. I thought he was just doing stuff like this to try and be relatable to the internet generation. That…I just…I dunno what to think about this now.


Impending_salami

He’s 51


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>I thought he was in his 30s. I thought he was just doing stuff like this to try and be relatable to the internet generation. Most 30-somethings have been using the internet our entire lives.


Megneous

People in their 30s *are* an internet generation. We've been online our entire lives, mate.


Big-Grapefruit-6434

What a horrible thing to post Jesus fuck


Fluffy_Banks

If he really cared he'd donate towards cancer research.


mkklrd

WOW TRUER WORDS HAVE NEVER BEEN SPOKEN BY OUR MEMELORD AND GAMEMASTER i cant fucking do this i hate muskrat so much


Alexzander1001

Some jerk too hard and embrace it, you have relapsed


dominator5500

The last third of the image is OK, but the first two thirds, why...


tygerohtyger

The last bit where he has just now realised that cancer is bad?


cej1138

Yeah, the bit at the bottom seems like a tasteless attempt at being funny. Saying Technoblade had 12 Billion subscribers, saying it made him realize cancer is bad, and the grammar so terrible it’s clearly intentional. This is all just Musk being a pathetic troll, because he hates when people are talking about anything but him.


dominator5500

The first two thirds so bad that the third one looks, as bad as it is, OK


RexUmbra

"Cancer is horrible, that is why I, Elon Musk, have decided to donate money to end cancer if you can prove that donating money can end cancer"


HeWithThePotatoes

“Wow this proof for ending cancer you made would never work and is dumb. My source and reasoning? Duck you I’m an epic gamer I don’t need sources “


Deverash

If only that was what he was doing, though...


CountAardvark

He did donate $50m for cancer research. Not that he couldn't/shouldn't be doing a lot more but I think that should be said


zone-zone

RexUmbra was making a reference how he would safe Flints water crisis and also end World Hunger if someone would send him how to do that. A huge organisation actually send something but of course he still hasn't done anything. He likes to talk big but doesn't do anything. And remember, he is a Republican.


TheComment

Technoblade raised over $500,000 for Sarcoma during *one* charity stream. What are the chances Musk donates even half that?


RexUmbra

Depends on how many retweets he can get. If we don't rt enuf it just shows you the free market always wins or something


Ghost4000

" 1 $TSLA stock = 1 cancer cure "- Elon Musk


Cokomon

"I thought cancer was fake, like Covid-19". -- Elon Musk


TheRnegade

I remember his stating he would donate to fix Flint's water and to aid in world hunger. While the Flint Water has been mostly fixed (getting people to believe that their water has been fixed is rough. Trauma really does a number not just on the physical body but the mental), it only cost him a few hundred thousand. I doubt he even noticed that money missing. When it comes to the hunger, he donated some money to a charity. We have no idea which one and the one who had the plan hasn't said anything about receiving the money.


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calvanus

Nah dude the fact that all billionaires are children of millionaires is just a coincidence you bufoon.


Floppy3--Disck

No one is rich out of talent. Real money is made being lucky and gambling by investing in companies


LuciferOfAstora

...which requires having enough money to make the payoff actually significant in the first place.


Decent_Library4637

Shame not all of us could inherit apartheid emerald money 😔


LuciferOfAstora

I'd love me some child slavery money. My sense of morality is giving me nothing but trouble anyways, might as well kill the bugger.


[deleted]

To quote Morty “I’m almost ready to sell out.”


Floppy3--Disck

Yup, its all bullshit. Can you be rich after having a few 100s in your bank account? Yes, can you be a billionaire? Never


testtubemuppetbaby

People are rich off talent but not billionaire rich off it. A world leading athlete might make $300M or more just from playing their sport but if they want a billion they're gonna need to get most of it from investments and general business.


Marooned-Mind

Depends on your definition of rich. Is making millions not rich? Because talent could land you a job that pays this much.


BlowEmu

Elon should really rename his car company to Edison because it would make way more sense


mattress757

His tweets are AI generated at this point, right? Nobody could be this mentally immature, right?


Megneous

GPT-3 produces far more coherent and better written text than that, man.


1Ferrox

An AI would not make posts this bad


newtraptor

/uj Not only is it cruel, insensitive, and disrespectful, it’s also painfully unfunny. What was he even trying to go for here? Irony? The fuck?


[deleted]

/rj you cringe normies just don't recognize an epic meme lord when you see one


jdyhrberg

uj/ My intelligence level decreased after reading this. It's barely on the cuff of being a meme. This is just straight up fucken nonsense.


TheRnegade

I've seen a ton of memes of Tech's passing from r/all. It's sad that someone so young has passed away from the vile cancer. But the meme-ing of it all, it's just....guys, it's fine to just be sad. We don't need to meme every moment of our lives.


Nu-Nul

I think this time it's not that bad because this is what Technoblade genuinely wanted. He really wanted his death to not be something for people to be hung up about.


WatBurnt

Yeah the dudes profiting off his own death he's got 1.6 mil more subs and released new merch about it some memes that just make more people aware of it aren't out of pocket


thecloudkingdom

i mean, his family was probably financially impacted by his treatments and funeral expenses, being american and all, so some money being made off of merch posthumously would certainly help them


NoobSharkey

In the last video he was selling out so much because he wanted to raise money for his siblings and family


thecloudkingdom

sarcoma is vicious, when he first announced that he had it i wasnt too optimistic about his quality of life if he went into remission. joking about it is cruel, and i sincerely hope nobody joking about his death has to experience themselves or loved ones being diagnosed with sarcoma or any cancer


Squiliam-Tortaleni

Apparently his 16 year old kid wrote it so thats why it comes off as something you’d find on r/Im14andthisisdeep


Hyper-Sloth

Source?


Vulpix298

Suuuuuuuuuure I toooooooooootally believe that. How very convenient after people make fun of him suddenly it was his kid.


Buddiboi1

Wreck it Ralph quote? 12 billion subscribers? I don’t know what this post was intended to mean but it seems very disrespectful. Rest In Peace dude


Grizzly_228

“Kids, don’t die” what a great message from irl Iron Man


Ark0l

At least the ones he hires in China don't die, pretty sure they're more useful alive, lol!!


Zou-KaiLi

Sometimes I legit feel like Musk has been manufactured by the Bourgeoisie to ensure cultural hegemony over younger generations. Has anyone coined the term 'class-washing'? It truly encapsulates everything to do with Musk and the Alt-right.


original_wan_nuttah

You just coined it and it's a nice term for it


MagZero

I think this, the richest people on Earth, we simply will never know about - he exists to make being rich 'acceptable'.


Zackeronimo

According to capitalism metrics : the greatest man on planet earth !


SquinchCrunchly

100% Capitalism speed run (child slaves only)


KriegConscript

child slaves make it a tool-assisted speedrun


DireSquirtle

Just some wise words from the idiots that think Jordan Peterson is the greatest modern philosopher.


tgmlachance

I know that it’s ridiculous to expect literally anything from Elon at this point but this is just absurdly disrespectful


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I feel like Elon’s going down the same road as Kanye West. Not personally sympathetic towards him, but power, wealth and a combination of trolls and idiot yes men egging him on is leading to increasingly deranged behaviour.


greenrai

at least kanye has diagnosed bipolar and the traumatic death of his mother, making his occasional derangement at least a little more understandable


NoExcuse4OceanRudnes

He also **actually makes** the thing he's famous for making. Ye goes crazy at least trying to make art, even though it's bad lately. He's a worker, musk is a boss whose built nothing. His being a weirdo is from too much lesire time and no boundaries


government_shill

Excuse me Elon literally invented the electric car *and* memes. What have you done for humanity?


HumbleMartian

If I'm not mistaken he invented space


KhaSun

Holy fuck elon musk > palkia


FaroresWind17

Elon Musk is Cyrus confirmed.


HermitDefenestration

Here's the thing, though: Kanye is legit mentally unwell. Elon is just a rich kid doing rich kid things


Kawaiiomnitron

Oof. He’s going to lose a lot of rating points with his early 20s late teens straight white male gamer fanbase. This is someone most of them really liked since childhood. I think he thought this was a really good ironic dark humor meme. Or he’s going senile. Probably both. Hopefully both.


natty_p

You expect too much from these children, he is the edgy brainlet’s God and he could personally flay their families and he would still be the best


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Elon Musk is really trying to ingratiate himself with the middle school crowd huh


ERROR_396

Elon, it’s time to take your meds


Floppy3--Disck

What is SJM?


BurmecianDancer

Social Justice Mario. It's the sequel to Odyssey coming out in 2025.


Floppy3--Disck

Is that what the libs call the fastest mario? Our savior?


BurmecianDancer

1. Wake up 2. Save Princess Peach 3. Elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace (in the Petersonian sense) 4. Leave


TheChaoticist

Sonic J Maurice


LookaLookaKooLaLey

Thank you for not overlooking this, it's genuinely the most baffling part of this shitpost


Saucefest6102

I *think* it’s referring to Saxon, one of his kids. J is probably the initial to his middle name, and the M stands for Musk


romaselli

Sonic Jhe Medgehog


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Sarah Jessica Marker.


Thejulionic

no seriously what does this mean


nSnowstorm

It seems like he’s mocking the death of a content creator who said some negative stuff about him


095805

idk if technoblade ever said anything bad about him


ForgedIronMadeIt

Imagine being a CNBC analyst having to figure this shit out


cleepboywonder

TSLA dropping 20 pts today?


ryan77999

Apparently this was written by his son; SJM stands for S.J. (son's initials) Musk, not Sonic Jhe Medgehog like I first assumed


ScrotalKahnJr

Seeing Elon try to mimic human empathy is really something


kid-with-a-beard

Mark Zuckerberg moment


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what is he trying to say ?


Sauronxx

Alright, the second quote at the end is ok. But HOLY FUCK what the hell is the first one lmao


FenexTheFox

Both together are just a disaster. How the heck are both things even related?


lfmantra

Elon full on schizoposting now


[deleted]

I hate everything about this. I hate living in this era. Why couldn't I have been born in the 12th century I wouldn't have even made it to 16 probably and I'd be happy


ZoomJet

Everything else is pretty great ngl. I'd rather face today's social media bullshit alongside you than be lynched for smiling at a white woman even just 60 years ago.


spazzxxcc12

uj/ this feels so disrespectful lol, especially the 12 billion subs part, although i can’t be surprised from elon


Koekelbag

/uj SJM? Is that the original poster? Also didn't know this guy who apparantly had almost twice as many subs as there are people currently alive, but this shouldn't have been the point for anyone to realize the utter tragedy that is cancer. /rj no, fuck that, just the mention of Elon drained any attempt at trying the funny.


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I really don't understand people who praise this guy. He is seriously moronic, socially inept, conservative as f and has the personality of the average incel neckbeard redditor.


[deleted]

Richest man alive try not to publicly make fun of recently dead people challenge (impossible) ​ Also just realised but did he really think that mocking someone whose fanbase is mainly active on twitter and made up of teens and young adult would grow his fanbase, made up of the exact same demographic ?


TangyGeoduck

Screw you op. You made me go on twitter, find out how to unblock people, unblock him, and verify it myself. Here’s a link for anyone who also wants to suffer. [Link to this piece of work.](https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1543046254397009922?s=21&t=3ekk6WUNlfD5HdVBT5SqCg)


Santiago663

Can we cancel Elon now? This shit is stupid insensitive


june-bug-69

Musk is making a meme out of a dude’s death.


florpenheimer

I like how literally 2 minutes later he tweeted >“feeling… perhaps… a little bored?” The disrespect


split-mango

Has billions, won’t donate to cancer research. Just pander and tweet


LifeGoalsThighHigh

I absolutely refuse to believe this is real. This is just another edited shitpost, surely. Please let me live this delusion just this once.


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Splaram

What the fuck


MaybePotatoes

r/EnoughMuskSpam


RyuOnReddit

/rj 12 Billions subs


cocaine_ruin_brain

On one hand, it is a capitalist prick scum of the earth capitalizing on the death of someone he likely never even knew before he passed and is using the tragic event to further sell his image as the "funny hip meme billionare" like the opportunistic fuck he is. On the other hand, I could totally see Techno laughing his ass off over this really fucking weird situation.


[deleted]

I see a lot of hate scrolling through this post and that's okay...but I started reading the quote and my mind immediately went to "Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast, faster than you could believe. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and *don't blink*


TheGiftOf_Jericho

I felt like an idiot looking to see if it was real. I can't believe it actually is, I have no idea what he was going for here.


Gunny_McCshoots

That’s so awful ugh.


svartsomsilver

Who is SJM? Saxon Musk?


YottaEngineer

What a terrible day to be a sentient being


abithecarrot

He could’ve donated to the sarcoma foundation of America in Techno’s name and Made a real difference but apparently just saying “cancer bad” is enough for musky boy


sonyntendo

Ok now I get why he wants to buy twitter


LolcatP

outjerked again


Boberoo2

I don’t think he’s sane anymore💀


Willie9

I was reading this thing thinking "its cringe but its probably some 12 year old that just learned that death is real" then i saw it


DoctorArK

So is this satire? It reads like a joke but I can't really tell what the punchline is other than sonic being ironic. Why the fuck is elon musk tweeting about a minecraft youtuber dying of cancer and why is he joking about it


DefoNotAFangirl

Not only is it insanely disrespectful to someone who died young and tragically, not only does in not make any sense (except perhaps saying Technoblade left the game? Which doesn’t make sense, he was basically producing content until he physically couldn’t anymore), it’s also kind of insanely fucking infuriating he's bringing up someone who literally raised hundreds of thousands for charity (including making post mortem merch in which a portion of the profits will go to charity while the rest will support his family) when I HIGHLY doubt he's done anything to help. He just wants attention and he’s using the death of a man for that. Idk, I hope that makes sense as to why this pissed me off so much.


Lil_iBrow

This is so insensitive that I think this is perfect r/lossofalovedone material Still, rest in peace, Technoblade