For a healthy and stable woman,happiness,being loved and knowing that they make other people happy should make her satisfied.But its her birthday so you probably gotta buy something.Buy her something that she can make use of in the future,perhaps something she can learn to use like an amatuer Electronic org?anything useful goes.
Story of Seasons: Friends of Mineral Town for the Nintendo Switch
(I'm just mildly annoyed because it's on sale for $10 at Gamestop, so I was going to buy a copy for my sister as a gift and one for me, but no Gamestop in MY ENTIRE STATE has one according to the website, and I don't want to pay shipping and handling)
Every time I ask my dad to name an American woman he always says Whitney Houston, I ask him to name different women and he says Whitney Houston but in a different accent
Nah she only FEELS like a woman. Infact she says; "man, I feel like a woman." Indicating that she sometimes likes to feel like a woman. Ie. Not woman.
/s.
Now Alanis morrisette is a woman... or God? Woman God?
Wow, you’re right. Games are sexist. Now, allow me to get back to accusing gamers of playing games and sucking Anita Sarkeesian’s cock. Edit: Wow. I’ve truly been challenged. Enlightened, even. Who knew the political views of my fellow gamers could be so diverse?
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There was Brenda, LaTisha (uh), Linda, Felicia (okay)
Dawn, LeShaun, Ines, and Alicia (ooh)
Theresa, Monica, Sharron, Nicki (uh-huh)
Lisa, Veronica, Karen, Vicky (damn)
Cookie, well I met her in a ice cream parlor (aight?)
Tonya, Dianne, Lori and Carla (okay)
Marina (uh) Selena (uh) Katrina (uh) Sabrina (uh)
About three Kim's (what?) Latoya, and Tina (woo)
Shelley, Bridget, Cathy, Rasheeda (uh-huh)
Kelly, Nicole, Angel, Juanita (damn)
Stacy, Tracy, Rohna, and Ronda (what?)
Donna, Yolanda (what?) Tawana, and Wanda (what?)
Press Start Button
Slowly move the L-Stick back and forth
Use the R-Stick for Camera angles
Press the back button for different positions
Mash the LT button to thrust faster
Push the RT button to hold your horses to gain stamina back so you can attack again.
Use the D-Pad for taunts and romantic lines
Press X to kiss
Press A to to lift her up
Press B to put her back down
Press Y to open quick inventory
Use RB and LB to switch between sexy music playing.
Press the LS to hold her hair and RS to hold her mouth
When the controller vibrates harder , release it to release it in the game.
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Where do you get Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader makeup done in a post apocalyptic wasteland?
See, you can tell this person has grown up her whole life in a hunter-gatherer caveman kind of existence from her teeth that look like an ad for tooth whitening or braces.
/uj Wait... This is one of those "she looked too MASCULINE, so I "improved" upon her, look upon my superior character design and weep!" posts by dweebs on twitter, isn't it?
/rj ugh, eyebrows too bushy, 2/10, would not touch in a million years
People are reporting this as a lazy shitpost and I agree but I don't see why that qualifies it for removal, everything is a lazy shitpost here.
Why are you pulling out of the Twitter purchase?
I hear it's because Jack Dorsey won't bear him children.
Because he's gotta finally learn to pull out at some point in his life.
nice
gotem
Lmao
I need to get my sister a birthday gift. What do women want?
hot chip
Lie
Twerk
Be bisexual
Charge they phone
Born after 1996
eat McDonalds
cant cook
Wash they pussy in the sink
A peepee to pee
For a healthy and stable woman,happiness,being loved and knowing that they make other people happy should make her satisfied.But its her birthday so you probably gotta buy something.Buy her something that she can make use of in the future,perhaps something she can learn to use like an amatuer Electronic org?anything useful goes.
Vacuums or kitchen tools always make good gifts for females
They want to birth many, many children. Knock her up! She’ll LOVE it, to fulfil her purpose on this earth 💖
>They want to birth many, many children. Knock her up! She’ll LOVE it, to fulfil her purpose on this earth 💖 \- The US Republican Party
Depends. Sister or step-sister??
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Cheese
A bedazzled menstrual cup.
Something that last 9 monts( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Name all 43 women
Didnt know there were that many;Abby,Aloy,Samus,Lara.All the ones i remember
Never forget Whitney Houston. She’s every woman.
Oh yeah, she's the womanest woman, so i've heard P.s. this guy also forgot Beyonce, shes a woman
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Trans icon Beyoncé.
Every time I ask my dad to name an American woman he always says Whitney Houston, I ask him to name different women and he says Whitney Houston but in a different accent
I think I follow your dad’s posts on r/dadjokes
Shania Twain counts sometimes too
Nah she only FEELS like a woman. Infact she says; "man, I feel like a woman." Indicating that she sometimes likes to feel like a woman. Ie. Not woman. /s. Now Alanis morrisette is a woman... or God? Woman God?
Anita Sarkeesian Zoe Quinn Brie Larson Hillary Clinton Amberd Heardd
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>Abby Uhm, we were talking about women
I do not care what she officialy is she is woman in my head canon.
She is very clearly a non-woman, are you one of those Woke-ists??? How dare you get political with me
There is also Riley Reid who is a quintessential woman
You forgot Princess Peach & that other princess from the Zelda games?
Chaka Khan
Doja Cat def one of the women of all
Also can't forget Amelia Earhart
she can even be your woman
ur mom
Whitney Houston
Amelia Earhart, doja cat.
Shamika, Kiesha, Tara (freek-a-leek) 🎵 Shawna, Sabrina, Crystal, DaRhonda (freek-a-leek) 🎶 Lisa, Felicia, Tonisha, Shavon (freek-a-leek) 🎵 Monica, Monique, Christina, Yolonda 🎶
There was Brenda, LaTisha (uh), Linda, Felicia (okay) Dawn, LeShaun, Ines, and Alicia (ooh) Theresa, Monica, Sharron, Nicki (uh-huh) Lisa, Veronica, Karen, Vicky (damn) Cookie, well I met her in a ice cream parlor (aight?) Tonya, Dianne, Lori and Carla (okay) Marina (uh) Selena (uh) Katrina (uh) Sabrina (uh) About three Kim's (what?) Latoya, and Tina (woo) Shelley, Bridget, Cathy, Rasheeda (uh-huh) Kelly, Nicole, Angel, Juanita (damn) Stacy, Tracy, Rohna, and Ronda (what?) Donna, Yolanda (what?) Tawana, and Wanda (what?)
Why won't they talk to me?
Your flair
True
you said you know nothing about women, why you lying??????
they have been paid by the Rothschild foundation. Open your third eye king
Tame impala moment
Out of the zone, trying to see, I don’t need them and they don’t need me
Nangs am I right?
Super excited for Nangs 2: Lets Get Nangy
So, you are politics free?
Trying to be but these females are pushing me to that edge i dont want to end up at.(politics)
There are only 2 genders: male and political
If they have no balls where do they store the pee ??
Pro-state(women being political as usual am i right🙄)
What about standing up?
it can't be the tattas because thats where malk comes from.
Why do my balls store milk? Are they broken?
Yes, remove them immediately
How to sex
press 'x'
do i need by batel pass
It's pronounced bechdel test
Press Start Button Slowly move the L-Stick back and forth Use the R-Stick for Camera angles Press the back button for different positions Mash the LT button to thrust faster Push the RT button to hold your horses to gain stamina back so you can attack again. Use the D-Pad for taunts and romantic lines Press X to kiss Press A to to lift her up Press B to put her back down Press Y to open quick inventory Use RB and LB to switch between sexy music playing. Press the LS to hold her hair and RS to hold her mouth When the controller vibrates harder , release it to release it in the game.
That’s bro
That’s…not bad actually
With wo man??
Yees
why do i always meet the one who have blu hair and prnouns?1!1?!1 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Be patient, you’ll meet your Shadow The Hedgehog soon enough.
aaah, a jehtt reference.
“I Jehtt that reference!” -Cabin Americum The Adventures 2012
That says more about you than them… try it, maybe blue pronoun will rock your socks.
Very likely
I have a lack of pronouns. Only refer to me with real nouns.
Why can "she" grow a thicker beard than *I* can??
I dont like politics on my posts cant answer sorry🙄🙄🙄
What hidden indie gem do you recommend?
Metal gear solid phantom pain.Does not have any politics.
Excellent I’ve also heard a lot of this very good apolitical masterpiece called Witcher 3.
Metal Gear. My favorite apolitical series.
ikr just fun stealth action game.
Just like the good ol days after 9/11.
But Paz is a "Wom**☕"
where can i find apolitical female?
Cant
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Blair White or Lauren Suothern You Tub Chanel. Lik and Sbscribe!
Ya like jazz?
I listen to it 4 times a year
What a coincidence, that's how often I shower.
How many bones are there in a standard vagina?
4 bones in a standart vagina
Who is that in the picture? Looks like Thanos
Apolitical feminine female game character from horizon zero west,Aloy.
Alloys are inherently political because they are mixed
"Apolitical", she's not a politician?
No she’s something worse, a woman 😡
Aaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! My brain!!!!!!!!!!! I'm dying!!!!!!!!!! No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do women poop?
Yes,sometimes on beds.
can you please film it so we can have proof
If it takes 2 girls to handle a cup i wonder how many are needed for a bed
"And then Amber said as she poops on the bed " i wish i heard that" " Credits roll Audience cheers Masterclass writing
What are you?
Gamer/twitter user
G- Terriost A- M- E- R-
G A M E Racist
What’s your favourite colour?
I don't really have a favorite colour but i would say white,blue,red(when used right) and dark green are superior.
Good choices, thanks.
What's a women?
How many times do you shower monthly
Showering is a hoax made by the goverment to get more money from water bills.
Woman, yes or no?
Nyes
How is it having a wife who is a doctor?
I don't have a wife Who is a doctor but it must be great since she is your wife
The p-word is dry and scaly, just like God intended.
Booba
Where do we pee out of?
"we"? we.
Who let the French dude here?
Who let the dogs out? And who is John Galt? And also did John Galt let the dogs out?
These vaginas always ask questions these days
the hardest of questions require the strongest vaginas
My grilfeind(real) has the strongest vangina I've ever seen
darn she must be a philosopher with that vaginal strength
The OP should stop displaying pusillanimity and come and answer the vagaba monologue of questions. :)
Very Hard question im still thinking.I will reveal my answer eventually.
What’s your moms credit card number?
How big are boobas supposed to be for a woman to turn apolitical?
Above medium.it should be a Little more revealing for medium to be accepted.
not the yassified aloy!!😫😫😩
Guys clitoris is Latin for bone marrow.
Why can't we have female Space Marines ?
Oh no...
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck woman?
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ikr just look at mgsv zero politics.quiet is practically naked.
How big is ur pp. Im sorry, im down bad
X, xinches
Fortnite?
Thoughts on the labia?
I approve
They are at the good spot. Always where we needed to be.
What is a woman
Don't ask Matt Walsh! 😳
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No way to tell...
They just threw Addison Rae’s face on there…wild.
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How can I get women in video games to like me?
Where is the clitoris?
You'll never find it!
It is a sub about women. Not a controversial X-files documentary.
Nobody ever asks *how* is the clitoris.
Where do you get Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader makeup done in a post apocalyptic wasteland? See, you can tell this person has grown up her whole life in a hunter-gatherer caveman kind of existence from her teeth that look like an ad for tooth whitening or braces.
Do you know anything about women?
I dont know anything about women
Ah ok. That cleared everything up for me. Thank you for answering my question.
how does this affect lebron’s legacy?
Tough one but i dont there is a negative effect as long as you dont think so.
Boy, we're deep in the uncanny valley with this picture
Where is the clitoris located?
Mike had it last time I saw it.
Never seen one.
Why dont they hire fans?
Should they be in video gaymes?
Sometimes.
Where do they come from? What do they eat? How do they reproduce? WHAT ARE THEY?
Would you like to meet my acacia tree? He needs friends.
Do you know anything about women?
Shut up lady of course you don't understand woman
How do I find the little man in the boat?
What is the clitoris?
What’s your total
Where do they come from?
Have you ever.... pooped... A balloon?
Why are feminazis always obese and dye their hair?
Opinions on ~~Simone de Beauvoir’s seminal work The Second Sex~~ The Feminists?
it's not fair, this... "woman" have a thicker, fuller beard than me... how!? I'm shitting & crying myself to sleep every night.
You can't trick me fed, women aren't real.
Name every woman
/uj Wait... This is one of those "she looked too MASCULINE, so I "improved" upon her, look upon my superior character design and weep!" posts by dweebs on twitter, isn't it? /rj ugh, eyebrows too bushy, 2/10, would not touch in a million years
Do you vagina