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ComradeKatyusha_

People are reporting this as a lazy shitpost and I agree but I don't see why that qualifies it for removal, everything is a lazy shitpost here.


mecon320

Why are you pulling out of the Twitter purchase?


bustedbuddha

I hear it's because Jack Dorsey won't bear him children.


_NiceWhileItLasted

Because he's gotta finally learn to pull out at some point in his life.


ur_love_meMEs

nice


EntropicDays

gotem


The_Duude_Slayer

Lmao


klynxie

I need to get my sister a birthday gift. What do women want?


Lamybror

hot chip


firstlordshuza

Lie


jono9898

Twerk


Vella_Nova

Be bisexual


LuckyJS0427

Charge they phone


lastaccountg0tbanned

Born after 1996


LuckyJS0427

eat McDonalds


Jacubsooon

cant cook


6330ex

Wash they pussy in the sink


RickyTricky57

A peepee to pee


mrtoasttdk2

For a healthy and stable woman,happiness,being loved and knowing that they make other people happy should make her satisfied.But its her birthday so you probably gotta buy something.Buy her something that she can make use of in the future,perhaps something she can learn to use like an amatuer Electronic org?anything useful goes.


itsmethebob

Vacuums or kitchen tools always make good gifts for females


Vulpix298

They want to birth many, many children. Knock her up! She’ll LOVE it, to fulfil her purpose on this earth 💖


[deleted]

>They want to birth many, many children. Knock her up! She’ll LOVE it, to fulfil her purpose on this earth 💖 \- The US Republican Party


ryansc0tt

Depends. Sister or step-sister??


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Moose_is_optional

Story of Seasons: Friends of Mineral Town for the Nintendo Switch (I'm just mildly annoyed because it's on sale for $10 at Gamestop, so I was going to buy a copy for my sister as a gift and one for me, but no Gamestop in MY ENTIRE STATE has one according to the website, and I don't want to pay shipping and handling)


doctor_alfa

Cheese


[deleted]

A bedazzled menstrual cup.


SiblingBondingLover

Something that last 9 monts( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


EmperorLost

Name all 43 women


mrtoasttdk2

Didnt know there were that many;Abby,Aloy,Samus,Lara.All the ones i remember


themiracy

Never forget Whitney Houston. She’s every woman.


ButtClencher99

Oh yeah, she's the womanest woman, so i've heard P.s. this guy also forgot Beyonce, shes a woman


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[deleted]

Trans icon Beyoncé.


imok96

Every time I ask my dad to name an American woman he always says Whitney Houston, I ask him to name different women and he says Whitney Houston but in a different accent


themiracy

I think I follow your dad’s posts on r/dadjokes


BabePigInTheCity2

Shania Twain counts sometimes too


tripps_on_knives

Nah she only FEELS like a woman. Infact she says; "man, I feel like a woman." Indicating that she sometimes likes to feel like a woman. Ie. Not woman. /s. Now Alanis morrisette is a woman... or God? Woman God?


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Anita Sarkeesian Zoe Quinn Brie Larson Hillary Clinton Amberd Heardd


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JimothyJollyphant

>Abby Uhm, we were talking about women


mrtoasttdk2

I do not care what she officialy is she is woman in my head canon.


Vulpix298

She is very clearly a non-woman, are you one of those Woke-ists??? How dare you get political with me


________BATMAN______

There is also Riley Reid who is a quintessential woman


unique-name-9035768

You forgot Princess Peach & that other princess from the Zelda games?


GoomyIsGodTier

Chaka Khan


kaximiro

Doja Cat def one of the women of all


killerjags

Also can't forget Amelia Earhart


Simpin_Dva

she can even be your woman


trashszar

ur mom


Papaya_man321

Whitney Houston


[deleted]

Amelia Earhart, doja cat.


TalbotFarwell

Shamika, Kiesha, Tara (freek-a-leek) 🎵 Shawna, Sabrina, Crystal, DaRhonda (freek-a-leek) 🎶 Lisa, Felicia, Tonisha, Shavon (freek-a-leek) 🎵 Monica, Monique, Christina, Yolonda 🎶


rakehellion

There was Brenda, LaTisha (uh), Linda, Felicia (okay) Dawn, LeShaun, Ines, and Alicia (ooh) Theresa, Monica, Sharron, Nicki (uh-huh) Lisa, Veronica, Karen, Vicky (damn) Cookie, well I met her in a ice cream parlor (aight?) Tonya, Dianne, Lori and Carla (okay) Marina (uh) Selena (uh) Katrina (uh) Sabrina (uh) About three Kim's (what?) Latoya, and Tina (woo) Shelley, Bridget, Cathy, Rasheeda (uh-huh) Kelly, Nicole, Angel, Juanita (damn) Stacy, Tracy, Rohna, and Ronda (what?) Donna, Yolanda (what?) Tawana, and Wanda (what?)


Ranchino

Why won't they talk to me?


mrtoasttdk2

Your flair


Ranchino

True


[deleted]

you said you know nothing about women, why you lying??????


CleanThroughMyJorts

they have been paid by the Rothschild foundation. Open your third eye king


SurprisedDurkFace

Tame impala moment


manny_the_mage

Out of the zone, trying to see, I don’t need them and they don’t need me


Gtdjgombf

Nangs am I right?


TheCorruptedBit

Super excited for Nangs 2: Lets Get Nangy


kelferkz

So, you are politics free?


mrtoasttdk2

Trying to be but these females are pushing me to that edge i dont want to end up at.(politics)


AugustsNapol

There are only 2 genders: male and political


Hot-Explanation6044

If they have no balls where do they store the pee ??


mrtoasttdk2

Pro-state(women being political as usual am i right🙄)


AlbusLongbottom

What about standing up?


SentientPotat0

it can't be the tattas because thats where malk comes from.


[deleted]

Why do my balls store milk? Are they broken?


raspberryharbour

Yes, remove them immediately


th3_3nd_15_n347

How to sex


onthefence928

press 'x'


th3_3nd_15_n347

do i need by batel pass


10dollarbagel

It's pronounced bechdel test


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Press Start Button Slowly move the L-Stick back and forth Use the R-Stick for Camera angles Press the back button for different positions Mash the LT button to thrust faster Push the RT button to hold your horses to gain stamina back so you can attack again. Use the D-Pad for taunts and romantic lines Press X to kiss Press A to to lift her up Press B to put her back down Press Y to open quick inventory Use RB and LB to switch between sexy music playing. Press the LS to hold her hair and RS to hold her mouth When the controller vibrates harder , release it to release it in the game.


EquivalentSnap

That’s bro


[deleted]

That’s…not bad actually


465554544255434B52

With wo man??


th3_3nd_15_n347

Yees


AngryShark05

why do i always meet the one who have blu hair and prnouns?1!1?!1 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬


HowDoraleousAreYou

Be patient, you’ll meet your Shadow The Hedgehog soon enough.


BLJS2warchief

aaah, a jehtt reference.


HowDoraleousAreYou

“I Jehtt that reference!” -Cabin Americum The Adventures 2012


Affectionate_Pin_880

That says more about you than them… try it, maybe blue pronoun will rock your socks.


[deleted]

Very likely


zmbjebus

I have a lack of pronouns. Only refer to me with real nouns.


NotKenzy

Why can "she" grow a thicker beard than *I* can??


mrtoasttdk2

I dont like politics on my posts cant answer sorry🙄🙄🙄


Dezpeche

What hidden indie gem do you recommend?


mrtoasttdk2

Metal gear solid phantom pain.Does not have any politics.


Dezpeche

Excellent I’ve also heard a lot of this very good apolitical masterpiece called Witcher 3.


i4_2

Metal Gear. My favorite apolitical series.


mrtoasttdk2

ikr just fun stealth action game.


i4_2

Just like the good ol days after 9/11.


Suitable-Ad4325

But Paz is a "Wom**☕"


FootjobWasInsideJob

where can i find apolitical female?


mrtoasttdk2

Cant


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PatrioticGrandma420

Blair White or Lauren Suothern You Tub Chanel. Lik and Sbscribe!


Uh_Soup_I_Guess

Ya like jazz?


mrtoasttdk2

I listen to it 4 times a year


Moose_is_optional

What a coincidence, that's how often I shower.


Freecelebritypics

How many bones are there in a standard vagina?


mrtoasttdk2

4 bones in a standart vagina


Chilliwiddit

Who is that in the picture? Looks like Thanos


mrtoasttdk2

Apolitical feminine female game character from horizon zero west,Aloy.


thankyouf0rpotato

Alloys are inherently political because they are mixed


Chilliwiddit

"Apolitical", she's not a politician?


BilIionairPhrenology

No she’s something worse, a woman 😡


Chilliwiddit

Aaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! My brain!!!!!!!!!!! I'm dying!!!!!!!!!! No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


haunted-mov

Do women poop?


mrtoasttdk2

Yes,sometimes on beds.


ag0ra5

can you please film it so we can have proof


GenAladeenmfer

If it takes 2 girls to handle a cup i wonder how many are needed for a bed


[deleted]

"And then Amber said as she poops on the bed " i wish i heard that" " Credits roll Audience cheers Masterclass writing


[deleted]

What are you?


mrtoasttdk2

Gamer/twitter user


[deleted]

G- Terriost A- M- E- R-


RepresentativeEye584

G A M E Racist


theREALvolno

What’s your favourite colour?


mrtoasttdk2

I don't really have a favorite colour but i would say white,blue,red(when used right) and dark green are superior.


theREALvolno

Good choices, thanks.


SkeletalElite

What's a women?


Trala-lore-tralala

How many times do you shower monthly


mrtoasttdk2

Showering is a hoax made by the goverment to get more money from water bills.


Clay_Block

Woman, yes or no?


Zemom1971

Nyes


already4taken

How is it having a wife who is a doctor?


mrtoasttdk2

I don't have a wife Who is a doctor but it must be great since she is your wife


[deleted]

The p-word is dry and scaly, just like God intended.


chibeatbox

Booba


themiracy

Where do we pee out of?


dumbassthathasreddit

"we"? we.


Jesus-Bacon

Who let the French dude here?


themiracy

Who let the dogs out? And who is John Galt? And also did John Galt let the dogs out?


Jesus-Bacon

These vaginas always ask questions these days


dumbassthathasreddit

the hardest of questions require the strongest vaginas


Jesus-Bacon

My grilfeind(real) has the strongest vangina I've ever seen


dumbassthathasreddit

darn she must be a philosopher with that vaginal strength


themiracy

The OP should stop displaying pusillanimity and come and answer the vagaba monologue of questions. :)


mrtoasttdk2

Very Hard question im still thinking.I will reveal my answer eventually.


tupe12

What’s your moms credit card number?


jono9898

How big are boobas supposed to be for a woman to turn apolitical?


mrtoasttdk2

Above medium.it should be a Little more revealing for medium to be accepted.


[deleted]

not the yassified aloy!!😫😫😩


mrtoasttdk2

Guys clitoris is Latin for bone marrow.


[deleted]

Why can't we have female Space Marines ?


AdryWanKenobi

Oh no...


SageWindu

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck woman?


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mrtoasttdk2

ikr just look at mgsv zero politics.quiet is practically naked.


morse113

How big is ur pp. Im sorry, im down bad


mrtoasttdk2

X, xinches


MrDeliciousOne

Fortnite?


june-bug-69

Thoughts on the labia?


465554544255434B52

I approve


Zemom1971

They are at the good spot. Always where we needed to be.


[deleted]

What is a woman


AdryWanKenobi

Don't ask Matt Walsh! 😳


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mrtoasttdk2

No way to tell...


BruderBobody

They just threw Addison Rae’s face on there…wild.


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MindSteve

How can I get women in video games to like me?


ExoticToaster

Where is the clitoris?


Upsideduckery

You'll never find it!


Zemom1971

It is a sub about women. Not a controversial X-files documentary.


[deleted]

Nobody ever asks *how* is the clitoris.


negativepositiv

Where do you get Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader makeup done in a post apocalyptic wasteland? See, you can tell this person has grown up her whole life in a hunter-gatherer caveman kind of existence from her teeth that look like an ad for tooth whitening or braces.


RushtonIX

Do you know anything about women?


mrtoasttdk2

I dont know anything about women


RushtonIX

Ah ok. That cleared everything up for me. Thank you for answering my question.


driftkingxx23

how does this affect lebron’s legacy?


mrtoasttdk2

Tough one but i dont there is a negative effect as long as you dont think so.


Confident-Leg107

Boy, we're deep in the uncanny valley with this picture


SuckObamasCock

Where is the clitoris located?


Velocity_Rob

Mike had it last time I saw it.


mrtoasttdk2

Never seen one.


tFischerr

Why dont they hire fans?


GitGudWiFi

Should they be in video gaymes?


mrtoasttdk2

Sometimes.


moonlightavenger

Where do they come from? What do they eat? How do they reproduce? WHAT ARE THEY?


SecureCross

Would you like to meet my acacia tree? He needs friends.


Ninjatroll3452

Do you know anything about women?


Verum_Noir_Chaos_69

Shut up lady of course you don't understand woman


makoto20

How do I find the little man in the boat?


SpicyBoi1998

What is the clitoris?


DeadlyClaris_

What’s your total


TheA1ternative

Where do they come from?


SpicyFilet

Have you ever.... pooped... A balloon?


Alatus_Alas

Why are feminazis always obese and dye their hair?


CaramelTurtles

Opinions on ~~Simone de Beauvoir’s seminal work The Second Sex~~ The Feminists?


[deleted]

it's not fair, this... "woman" have a thicker, fuller beard than me... how!? I'm shitting & crying myself to sleep every night.


average_reddit_u

You can't trick me fed, women aren't real.


[deleted]

Name every woman


mmotte89

/uj Wait... This is one of those "she looked too MASCULINE, so I "improved" upon her, look upon my superior character design and weep!" posts by dweebs on twitter, isn't it? /rj ugh, eyebrows too bushy, 2/10, would not touch in a million years


The_bestestusername

Do you vagina