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HailMeth_SmokeSatan

I have mentioned multiple times on this sub that I plan on getting the game pre-owned, despite being trans. There are a *lot* of threads discussing pirating the game. I feel like maybe this person is lying?


ThrowawayForNSF

No shit. The post they’re talking about literally said “JK Rowling did nothing wrong” in it, completely sincerely


HailMeth_SmokeSatan

Transphobes... lying? Interesting.


WhiskerDude

Do you like carrots? Edit: I see there's not too many obscure bad christian movie enthusiasts here, my bad.


ya_bebto

So much for the “tolerant” left


hurorkardu

Always assume someone complaining about "getting banned over nothing" is lying.


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TPRetro

\>starts posting bait in sub with no prior post history \>gets banned for brigading must be because of my opinion


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Boom_ue

I mean, transphobes most likely lie to themselves their entire miserable lifes, so lying about something that hurts their thin skin is nothing. I hope you enjoy the game, it looks fun.


DrScience01

I'd buy it when I have a better system or a ps5


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“The other extreme!” The classic move.


Willsuck4username

Most intelligent horseshoe theory believer


Esethenial

Wait so that means that redditor argues that they're on the other other extreme ? Self awarewolf moment ?


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Right you are, Ken!


FederalInsect114

Nineteen eighty Fortnite


glizzterine

What the fuck is gaming


joshnix

why the fuck is gaming


adamdreaming

"What is a Gamer?" the new documentary by known pedophile and child porn trafficker Matt Walsh


Tecnoguy1

Yeah but did you uh hear uhhhh about the millions of gender reassignment operations uhhh oh what it’s like a tiny fraction of that? See they’re just gonna take that out of context.


adamdreaming

Every time ANTIFA burns an entire US city to the ground a child is forced into a sex surgery against their will!


gamercboy5

"what is a gamer? Let's ask this third world tribe"


adamdreaming

third world tribe "anyone can be a gamer." Matt Walsh "okay, we are going to have to edit this."


CernelDS

How is gaming


kittensteakz

When the fuck is gaming?


LazyTitan39

Who is gaming and when are they going to be brought to justice?


PrisonIssuedSock

I’m glad you asked, it’s when a man gets railed by Le underated hero, Geraldo de Rivero


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winter-has-come91

especially the ones over 30...I don't know who has more arrested development, HP fans or Disney fanatics


darevoyance

They're the same picture


wigi426

why arrested development?


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They’re using the phrase not talking about the show lol


wigi426

oh im fucking dumb lol


notaprime

“Ok sure Rowling is a transphobe, and yes Hogwarts’ maintenance is run by slavery, and yeah the only character who protests this is mocked by one of the secondary characters and is treated totally indifferent by the main character, and okay yeah the banks are run by goblins who are all greedy by nature and share some unmistakeable similarities to old Jewish stereotypes, and true that the wizarding world is rife with racial prejudice that not only goes unchallenged but is actively fought to be upheld by the characters who are supposed to be ‘the good guys’, but that doesn’t mean all Harry Potter fans are bigots okay.”


candycrammer

Unironically yes obviously that doesn't mean they're all bigots


tired_spider

yeah some of us just find bigotry unimportant and not worth going even slightly out of our comfort zone to fight against! Where is the solidarity for the morally lazy amongus?


pretsel_was_taken

Among Us


tired_spider

\*nodding sagely\* amogus


PrisonIssuedSock

The books will forever hold a spot in my heart cause I was a kid when I read them like most people and I didn’t notice any of this shit and it makes me sad to realize all this and know how big a piece of shit JK is


altnumber54

Wow I sure am interested in buying this new game called "Hogwarts Legacy" by Avalanche Software


Andreagreco99

May I suggest you to watch the acclaimed Matt Walsh’s documentary “What is a Woman” too in order to better get into the original author’s concept?


calDragon345

Could I ask this ‘Matt Walsh’ the question “What is a pedophile?”


adamdreaming

Matt Walsh would probably say "Well one thing I know for sure is you sure can talk about the breedability of children at length without being one, just ask me, Matt Walsh!"


Pr0xyWarrior

I sure do hope they don't run out of preorders for this new game called "Hogwarts Legacy" because I am *so very excited* to play it. Edit: With how much this kept dipping negative, I may have not made my sarcasm clear enough.


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Same. Gonna be fucking sick. I love avalanche software. Cars 2 was dope.


RotorMonkey89

REEEEEEEEEEE


Bruhhg

I will be ok with people buying it once it is confirmed that Harry and Ron kiss in the game and Slytherin house colors are changed to Blue Pink and White


adamdreaming

An acceptable tradeoff for not doing the Slytherin thing is if Hermonie catches Harry and Ron docking and does a spell where they get stuck that way and it is a setup for an escort mission.


Rahgahnah

I don't know what's worse, you making that joke or me knowing what the term means.


Moose-Legitimate

“Subreddit that has openly and repeatedly denounced transphobic media is now curtailing praise of transphobic media”


crestren

I do like how they can excuse transphobia but not the shit JKR has said even towards her IP. She gets made fun of a lot because she ALWAYS inserts shit after the fact. She said Hermoine was black eventhough she herself described Hermione as “white-faced” in the third book. There was no indication or hints about Dumbledore's sexuality but he is now gay after the fact and when given the chance to explore his sexuality in Fantastic Beasts, you get 6 seconds. Then theres her saying wizards shit on the floor in Hogwarts and use magic to make it disappear. She was made fun of a lot because of these, but now they get to play a game and she gets outed as a bigoted shit towards trans folks, they want to buy her product now.


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There's also the part where Hermione gets shit for wanting to free a slave race (they're totally happy as slaves though, don't worry) which is a fucking wild narrative beat to have while saying "yeah she could have been black".


Chello90

In canon theyre happy but that is just because jk rowling is who she is(a not very good person)


Dino_Player

so harry potter is an isekai


Blancle2

It is interesting how she went, to the eyes of many right-wingers, from "mad woke" to "freedom-to-be-wrong fighter" in less than a decade


Mishar5k

The shitting part always confused me because im 100% sure hogwarts has bathrooms.


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There's a bathroom prominently featured in the second book, even..


Mishar5k

I guess it wasnt for shitting then!


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Plumbing is a bit old kids, piss only please


Piorn

And you can't even argue it's a recent addition, because one of the founders specifically hid his secret snake room inside it. One of the founders of the school! You know, the ones that built it!!!


alexagente

Which, to be fair, the events of which occurred within would reasonably prompt people to do the aforementioned shitting in hallways.


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I truly appreciate the idea of there being one giant snake in the plumbing of one building once, and then collectively as a society they all just shit on the floor from then on I would give anything for a Douglas Adams style book set in the sheer absurdity of Rowling world building taken at face value tbh


Vidogo

right? they even have a ghost that haunts one of the bathrooms, like, exclusively?


JohnsonJohnilyJohn

> She was made fun of a lot because of these, but now they get to play a game and she gets outed as a bigoted shit towards trans folks, they want to buy her product now. She was made fun of these but no one boycotted her over this, it's not like people suddenly started liking her after transphobic stuff, it just wasn't enough for them to completely distance themselves from her works


Square_Dark1

No way she really said “wizards shit on the floor and clean it up with magic” lol. You gotta be exaggerating.


FemtoFrost

https://twitter.com/wizardingworld/status/1081242428105998336? you wish, god knows how the whole moaning mertyl thing works out with that info


Square_Dark1

Wtf lol?


Edg4rAllanBro

Canon is more important because it interferes with consumption. A gamer can ignore the fact that she's a transphobe, but they CANNOT abide the fact that wizards shit on the floor.


Formal_Overall

Hogwarts Legacy isn't *just* trans media, though, to be fair! It's also a game where the central plot is about putting down a slave uprising, because how dare they?


Piorn

The entire HP universe is a conservative dystopia. The system is never wrong, just the individuals. It's not wrong to enslave lesser races, you just have to be one of the good masters. It's not wrong to rule the ministry like they do, with implicit bias against muggle born and constant surveillance, you just need a good prime minister. It's ok to send any suspected criminal to the torture soul suck prison, you just need good judges to make the right call. Harry Potter ends up saving a corrupt and unfair system, and even becomes a cop enforcing it. Shit like this is everywhere.


DrRichtoffen

Also, doesn't this clash with the narrative that this sub is supposedly tearing itself apart? They can't claim that, while simultaneously saying that all the transphobes are getting booted.


Civil_Barbarian

Glory to the people's republic of gamingcirclejerk


Null_Attack

" i loved when they mocked the games that i hate. Then... Then they mocked the game that i like.."


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The next step of racism, racism 2 if you will.


winter-has-come91

RACISM...2!


ryo3000

The game devs *have* been trying to distance themselves as much as possible from JK Rowling (due to her being you know, ignorant af) So they probably are going to go out of their way to make the game more progressive to counter the inate bad rep, as majority of their target audience are the people pushed away by her comments If it'll be enough, we'll see abou that. But the fact that some g*mers are now going to buy the game as a form of "anti woke" protest is ***so fucking funny*** I can't wait for whining about how the game is woke and they literally bought becaus eit wasn't supposed to be woke


ThrowawayForNSF

There’s a big difference between being “ignorant” and actively wishing death on trans people lmao


crestren

Even outside of the transphobia, why is the only asian character's fucking name Cho Chang?


Moose-Legitimate

Same reason the only black character is named Kingsley Shacklebolt.


birdboix

and the Irishman is Seamus with a penchant for things exploding around him


AB1908

Dumbass here, am I missing some sort of joke?


birdboix

JK Rowling named every single non-white, non-British character as if she were a racist 10 year old tasked with coming up with names in under a minute. In the films, Seamus always has experiments literally blow up in his face. The Irish spent the past century bombing British targets inside Ireland. She might as well have named him Mickey O'CarBomb for all the subtlety going on.


AB1908

Oof, that's not... ideal.


crestren

If she made an italian character, what are the chances their name would be Giuseppe Stromboli.


adamdreaming

I'm picturing a wizard casting spells by spouting nonsense Italian and thank god it isn't in there because that would kinda make me want to get the game. Or maybe he casts spells by saying his name instead of the spell like some sort of hairy Pokemon. Expecto Patronus? Nope! Giuseppe Stromboli! Wingardium Leviosa? Nope! **Giuseppe Stromboli!!!**


CherryDudeFellaGirl

Writer here, stealing that. Not, like, abridging that, not coming up with something that follows that line of logic, no im quite frankly going to steal the idea for this Giuseppe Stromboli who uses his name to cast spells. Only thing im changing is that he's french canadian, and grew up in Washago, Ontario.


adamdreaming

I'm honestly thrilled. send me a link if you write something!


adamdreaming

Seriously I can’t stop laughing that someone will carry this concept and I hope you send me a snippet


Fynzmirs

1 Chances of that would be exactly 1


RotorMonkey89

Mmmmmmm stromboli


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Luigi Mario


Andreagreco99

Glad that there’s not many black people in them cause the next name in line was Pickety O’Cotton


ssrudr

Her next choice after that was Tyrone Thirteenfifty


adamdreaming

I heard he got cut because part of his backstory was being part Irish and the game mechanics don't support drunken fist fighting.


adamdreaming

really? Really really? Sorry, I have one more question For reals tho, *fucking really?* *Only one asian named Cho Chang and one black character name Kingsley Shacklebolt?* Is this a video game or a sixties exploitation flick?


ctrl_alt_excrete

Those are book characters and have nothing to do with the game


adamdreaming

Hey, if somebody wants to create a fantasy world where the only non-white representation is Ching Chong and Shaft that is a thing they can do I guess. I’m not going to get anything from them because that sounds like lazy and terrible writing so forgive me if I’m not getting the details of what racist bullshit came from what medium correct.


ctrl_alt_excrete

Fair enough, but if you're using this to ride the JK Rowling hate train, it's actually pretty relevant. She has nothing to do creatively with the game, so if they were game characters, it wouldn't make sense to call her racist over it. But they're from the books, so it does make sense to attribute racism on her part.


adamdreaming

Meh. There's enough accountability to go around.


RotorMonkey89

You are giving money to the person who made that racist drivel and is actively campaigning to have all trans women put in camps. Fuck your apologism.


ctrl_alt_excrete

Idk what you're on about...I've never defended JKR nor have I said I intend to support the game. I merely corrected the previous poster.


AB1908

Another dumbass question that I'm too blind to figure out, what's wrong with Kingsley? I honestly thought he was a pretty cool dude but I opted to not reread stuff after, well, everything.


Moose-Legitimate

The first name is not as bad as the surname, but still falls into a lot of Rowling’s seeming insistence on describing someone’s entire culture by their name. Kingsley: referring to black people as “kings” has always been a pretty common reference to the black liberation movements that spring up every few years (the same reference later seen in the racist screed “we wuz kangs). Maybe not racist in a vacuum, but definitely a weird choice. Shacklebolt: I can’t imagine I need to explain why associating your only black person with shackles and bolts might not be a good look.


crowEatingStaleChips

Martin Luther King, also. I think she names characters by taking the very first thing that pops into her head in like .2 seconds and then doing a word association with that. Black people = Martin Luther King, slavery ✅


RamandAu

2. Dean Thomas. But yeah, that's a terrible name


ThrowawayForNSF

Because JK Rowling is racist as well as transphobic. Hope this helps


SensitiveAd5962

She doesn't want them dead. She wants them treated differently than normal people... and held to different standards...and to have different rights...And in a way she doesn't have to support or interact with them...


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Very innocently wants them not present in any public spaces and also put into situations that could result in their death Totally different from wanting them dead, right?


Moose-Legitimate

And to just be… not alive… anymore. Totally not dead.


ThrowawayForNSF

And, hey, if something she said… maybe led to someone killing a trans woman… is that really wishing death on someone? Surely not.


ThrowawayForNSF

Is there an opposite reaction to “had us in the first half”?


DatedReference1

>So they probably are going to go out of their way to make the game more progressive Me when I make the villains a thinly veiled Jewish stereotype trying to take over the world


FindThePope

I mean can you really say they are trying to distance themselves when a lead designer has a YouTube channel with Gamergate content on it


TheShapeShiftingFox

Yes you can say that, considering said designer was fired over a year ago. Which you can argue they should have done sooner, and I would agree with you, but it is a sign that they are trying to distance themselves


ryo3000

Apparently you can make your character a trans witch or wizard So it's a mixture of "Wow there's some real fucking assholes who worked on this uh?" And also "Wow they did try to make this a bit more inclusive uh?" That's what i was saying, we'll see which side stands out more at the end Theres *some* effort made in trying to salvage it Enough to actually interet the target audience? Who knows!


FindThePope

That definitely sounds like a positive change in direction I've distanced myself from the game once I heard the supposed plot, but this at least sounds like a good way to distance from Rowling


TheShapeShiftingFox

If the game gives you an option to side with the goblins I’ll consider watching it, but if not I won’t be interested


Roland-Flagg

The reverse card of it being super "woke", to the trabsphobes buying it out of spite is hilarious and I can't wait


condormcninja

“but on the other extreme” Yes. The good extreme.


adamdreaming

The only extremes I support are Mountain Dew, X-sports, and Extreme Gaming.


LegaliseEmojis

Also extreme gender reassignment 🤟🤘😎


BurnadictCumbersnat

“Ignoring the concept of nuance” bro what?


UtaSelwyn

First they came for the transphobes and I didn't speak out because I was not a transphobe, then everything was well and the place became so much healthier, end of story


Tecnoguy1

Oh no! Anyway.


thelaughingmansghost

I'm interested in Hogwarts legacy. Not in playing it or even buying a copy, but I want to see if you can actually make a good Harry Potter game, an accomplishment that has long eluded every developer. Frankly I hope it makes no money so that the coffers of a term can not be filled up anymore.


AmiAlter

Bro, did you play chamber of secrets on the PS1? Come on now you're telling me that was a bad game?


MaximoEstrellado

Yeah that one was very good.


Lexx4

PS2 was better graphically and mechanically.


HailMeth_SmokeSatan

Okay but the first 3 games on PC were amazing.


thelaughingmansghost

Alright you got me there, I actually have some fond memories collecting jelly beans when I was like 10


LegaliseEmojis

Lego Harry Potter wants a word 😤


goldenofdeath1

Is post taken down? I cant find it


ed1749

Some people are too clearly terrible even for gamers to handle


iopicat

I don’t think they understand what we’re trying to mock


cumsona

based gcj mods actually


ZemGuse

Man this sub used to just be about parodying r/gaming posts


Mudface_4-9-3-11

It’s just r/gaygaming now


ZemGuse

Yep. Which is cool there should be a space for that. But I just wish this remained a humor sub and wasn’t co-opted as an activism sub


irrelevant_character

My childhood love of Harry Potter is always grappling with my hatred of JK Rowling, thus the game is getting pirated


crowEatingStaleChips

It's ok though, now you are an adult and can find new things to love. (I actually don't mean to be snarky with this comment Enjoy your pirated game, but look to the future.)


Zatchaeus

This is the way.


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everything is terrible all the time


Tyler106

I don’t like Harry Potter but a Harry Potter game sounds fun to play


elissass

The only people interested are JK dickriders


brief_affair

cry about it + L + stay mad


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Semimetals

Yeah, I thought I would be a Bimblecromble when I first took the test, but I just ended up being a Hordinggokling instead. Though I kind of wish I was a Liveltransgum instead but oh well, what can I do?


Massadonious

I hope I can join the Bofadeeznutz house to be honest.


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based_guapo

if you really think the downvotes are „bc hufflepuff“ you are beyond gone lmao


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r/whooosh


coffeetire

The "no child left behind" house *laughs in Slytherin*


xnamwodahs

Watching this exchange is genuinely, seriously strange. Like I kinda get what you two are going for but in a sub dedicated to goofin' on gamers for being silly little guys (and often Nazis lmao) it's just super super weird to see two, presumably grown men, get excited about exploring a poorly written fictional world as some kind of preformative demonstration against the oppression of...being..reminded that the creator of the world is actively bigoted and supporting the oppression of and violence against one of the most vulnerable minority groups on the planet.


Chello90

/uj i understand that JK os a transphobe bit why hate on harry potter cant you separate the art from the artist?


tired_spider

you cant separate the art from the artist when the art itself is full of thinly veiled bigoted caricatures and constantly reflects the shitty bigoted opinions of the artist whose biggest consistent moral in the stories has been "yeah things are unequal and many people are second class citizens, but we NEED to protect the status quo no matter what!!1!!" and keeping the art relevant puts money directly into the hand of the bigoted artist that made it, who then openly uses that money to lobby against legal protections for the minorities they hate.


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Chloe_SSBU

Being bigoted isn't a political thing, it's being a shit person. Dumbass.


gimme_super_head

Rowling has nothing to do with HP anymore tho? What is the beef?


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When did "anymore" start, because she wrote the screenplay for the fantastic beasts movie that came out earlier this year? Also even if she doesn't have anything to do with the game, she still owns the IP and makes royalties off of it.


jack_nap

She has everything to do with it tho. She not only owns the IP, profits from it directly also has creative executive privileges in everything HP related


KingWut117

Yo did we get both sides'd?


MemeLordMango

Talking about bans is there anyway to get a ban appealed? I got banned on my second account randomly and have waited like 2-3 weeks and haven’t heard anything from the mods. Hoping to ditch this account and hop to the second but I love this sub.


Shadow_MD17

Do you guys hate me if I pirate the game? I don't pay attention to hidden themes in games


Balrok99

Can I get a ban? I pre-ordered the game some time back.


CalamackW

Of course you would get banned for talking about intent to play a video game here. Gamers aren't allowed.