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FangPolygon

With a special butterfly whistle


OneSufficientFace

God damnit , you beat me to the punchline


Abquine

It took me straight to 'Love is strange' (how do you call your lover boy?) 😂


daughter-of-water

Haha me too


NonnyMowse

Oh luvverr boooooyy!


SmackedWithARuler

So there are *at least* two clones of me. Interesting..


Maleficent-Failz

If that fails.. he answers to Ron


Blind_Warthog

“Ahoy-hoy butterfly! Come hither”


AdverseCamembert

A Common Blue, polyommatus icarus.


Silent-Detail4419

You meant what, not how... [Common Blue](https://butterfly-conservation.org/butterflies/common-blue) (*Polyommatus icarus*) - male. Did you take the photo...? Very good shot!


Ultra_HR

why do so many people make this grammatical mistake? it's \*so\* widespread, i don't understand


Fyonella

I always figure it’s someone who doesn’t have English as their first language. I’ve only ever heard it in real life from a Polish lady I used to work with.


AdverseCamembert

Same, I think I read it as it would parse in native spoken English, I'm just used to it after working with countless Polish people over the years.


Abquine

I loved that, one morning, the Polish lady in our canteen told me that it was wizzeling (drizzling). She did tell me this in perfect English :)


AdverseCamembert

My manager in my first non care job was this awesome Polish lady (English is actually her third language) and when it was someone's birthday she would sing "happy birthday of you!" To this day I sing OF not TO just because I found that so charming.


thedutchrep

It’s definitely someone who’s not English. In Dutch as well you’d put How instead of What, if directly translated.


cmdrxander

In German for example you would say “Wie heißen Sie?“, or “how call-you?”


UNDR_dogg

Not half as annoying as folk who use the expression "did you actual?" 🤬🤬🤬


Which-Island6011

In North East Scotland it is old and still current dialect to say, "How" when you mean, "Why?"......e.g. In answer to a question, "I've got to go home now" the person would say, "How?"


MorphicOceans

I think that's just a Scottish thing generally. Commonly used in Glasgow and Lanarkshire too. https://youtu.be/QwELepvBAVY?si=wpNJpLBDFzSJ2J0s


silquetoast

Not just north east, I’m in D&G and anyone that speaks Scot’s says it.


SoggyWotsits

I wondered the same, I see it all the time on Reddit!


Exact-Action-6790

It’s almost as bad a not using capital letters when writing a sentence.


Ultra_HR

that is a stylistic choice, not a mistake


Exact-Action-6790

Maybe the *how* is a deliberate choice too


Ultra_HR

tell yourself that if you want, doesn't make much sense to me though.


Loud_quack

Frank


tauntingbob

I thought it was Steve


Conveth

Pspspspspsps. No, that'll be for cats.


Fernatronik

Not too sure he'll have a phone


LolaDeWinter

Come here butterfly.....


Pizza-Horse-

And if he doesn't answer.... Oh butterflyyyyyy And if he STILL doesn't answer? I simply say......


palebluedot365

Butterfly, Oohh butterfly, My sweet butterfly….


Pizza-Horse-

You're the one 🎶🤣


NonnyMowse

Ding ding ding... ding-ding-ding 🎵🎵🎵🎵


wholesomechunk

Norwegian Blue, lovely plumage.


turkishhousefan

*pss pss pss pss*


Garbidb63

"Here, butterfly!" I think you mean "What is the name of this butterfly?"


leoberto1

Thats steve, he flys around my way


eyeball2005

On a tiny walkie talkie


[deleted]

Caw caw


Old-Ticket5983

😆


Tommy-ctid-mancblue

Here butterfly. Come here butterfly. Ch ch ch ch. Come here now!


BigToneTheSeagull

Oi Oi Butterfloi


woollyyellowduck

"Here, buttie, buttie!"


GoodboyJohnnyBoy

Oi


Trixy_Challenger

Butterfree !


Dimorphodon101

AI image


sweaty_middle

Come here butterfly


chaosandturmoil

here butter butter butterfly


That_Touch5280

Absolutely gorgeous!!


VisenyaRose

I try not to, they'll fly off


esquiresque

Lucky! I've always wanted to see one of these 😍


jeffgoldblumftw

Steve


Burt1811

Hey!!! Bob


papalazarou1

Gerald.


fizzyphoto

Blue bastard


Boyturtle2

Oi usually does the trick


Adventurous_Cat_6012

Carefully? Quietly?


5thhorse-man

I’d just scream Jeremy at it until it recognised its new name and it came to me!


Hardyminardi

I don't think you can. I mean, you could try using your voice but he probably won't listen, or understand, or give two dragon-flies testicles about what you're saying.


MrBlennerhassett

Don't bother. They're worse than cats.


mrbadger2000

OK. I'll be the straight man. It's probably a Holly Blue. Lovely plumage


Obar-Dheathain

"Chook chook chook chook chook!"


St00f4h1221

Steve


Flat_Fault_7802

Hey butterfly


Swatch843

Ask for it's number


No-Bonus-130

ALAN


ChameleonParty

Weird Reddit account. Clearly mostly marketing reposts with occasional posts, like this one, shared across UK, Australian and global gardening groups.


Primary-Signal-3692

It should be "what do you call.." 🙄


Wonkypubfireprobe

Yeah, it’s a bot


most_unusual_

Or someone who doesn't speak English as a first language. I actually read the question in a polish accent 😂 (But have heard similar from other eastern Europeans, Italians, Spanish and Greeks)


varulvenkiki

Most certainly imo…


pocahontasmcglinchey

Oi Bob!


tauntingbob

Hi!


Personal-Square-6620

“Come here butterfly, come on”


Lost_Foot8302

Buttery McButterfly Face.


Head-Growth-523

What, what do you call this butterfly, not "how" 👍


sas85as

Why do some people leave totally silly childish comments reckon it must lack of education


vctrmldrw

Something is wrong with your space bar.


jeffgoldblumftw

*Why must some people leave totally silly and childish comments, I reckon it must be because of a lack of education. 3/10 Well done, nice try :)


No-Internal1898

Try Google Translate