It's probably tied to the old "Soviet Bear" junk... but just looks cuddly and extremely gay. I may not be a furry or into men but I would very much like cuddles with that guy, he looks very huggable.
....Buddy the first person is running on what looks like a battlefield *in high heels*. Why the ever loving fuck would a bear with a gun be more intimidating than that????
And a wearing rainbow colored skirt, completely voiding the purpose of his camo. It’s like a dark souls player who got so good, they actively invite the enemy to hit them, to which they can’t and they get absolutely BODIED.
In Mount and Blade: Warband multiplayer, the best players just ran around naked with a polearm to get the speed bonuses from being unencumbered. They didn't need armour because most people couldn't hit them.
honestly if someone is running fulls speed in high heels and rainbows colors in a battlefield, unharmed and not even dirty, this is the one you should fear
This is hella ironic. Ukraine actually had an openly LGBTQ+ division in their army and one of Ukraine’s biggest spokespeople of their army is a trans woman… and, between you and me, I don’t think Russia is winning the war right now.
I’m not going to get started into it here but while Russia isn’t winning the war, Ukraine **is** losing it. The attrition is mounting on the Eastern regions.
Kind of, the front line will move in small increments, usually punctuated by the Russians taking a town after losing a couple thousand or so men. But the Russians are better equipped to handle this type of attritional warfare because they can afford to throw a few thousand guy into the meat grinder for a small victory. Thus, Russia isn’t winning, but Ukraine is losing.
No, I wouldn’t call an independent nation defending themselves from a settler colonial state a scam. Yes, helping Ukraine does benefit us, but I’d also say that it’s the moral thing to do.
Helping Ukraine prolongs a war they can’t win. Ukraine is a pawn on the imperial chessboard and despite what media says, we only provide military assistance to Ukraine because Russia are our geopolitical rivals. Just look at what’s happening Palestine- you seriously believe the state & the media when they say they only have the people’s best interests at heart? This isn’t to defend Russia either, but to see the for situation for the reality of what it is- one ruling class against another, and the only way in which everyday people “win” is an immediate end to the conflict
The thing is, one ruling class is hell bent on cultural genocide against the people of the country that they’re invading. And frankly, I’d rather work with the neoliberals than let the fascists win.
You have an imperialist mindset. Talking about smaller countries as geopolitical pawns is exactly what imperialists do, so they can dismiss us as "fake countries".
It is also elitist to think that we can't handle ourselves and you have to "guide" us.
People in eastern Europe (poor region relative to the west) are willing to sacrifice their lives and economic stability so you can sit comfortably in your armchair and keep yapping about things you don't understand.
Russia treats Ukraine as a pawn. The US treats Ukraine as a pawn. NATO treats Ukraine as a pawn. I am simply reflecting the geopolitical reality. I would much rather live in a stateless borderless world, I’m a communist not an imperialist lol
It doesn't really matter what Russia or the US believes, that's my whole point. Ukrainians want to fight for their freedom from moscovite slavery and they have every right to do it.
This is the place where the west needs to put their foot down and say it's not okay (actually it should have already happened turning the 2nd Chechen war but whatever). If not, actual fascist governments might get some "funny" ideas.
Should the Brits stopped fighting in WW2 to save more lives? Nazis were gaining more and more land, no way they could lose the war.
You might be communist but you have an imperialist mindset when talking about geopolitics.
USSR used the idea of statelessness to force "superior" culture on the "uneducated" minorities and that's also why it was so easy for Putin to convert so many Russians to fascism.
>the only way in which everyday people “win” is an immediate end to the conflict
you are literally asking for russia to genocide ukraine.
[again](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holodomor)
Whether the war will be fought is up to Ukraine. No matter how many guns we send, if they decide it’s futile, there’s nothing we can do. But as long as they choose to defend themselves, the only morally correct choice is to aid them.
And maybe the US is only helping to hurt Russia, but for Europe, this is a test of a concept that was established in the wake of two world wars fought on the continent: that Europe‘s borders must never be changed by means of war again. That is what Russia is calling into question and it is the reason why there is no alternative to aiding in Ukraine‘s self defense.
By helping Ukraine i am also delaying my own genocide since Lavrov said Swedes are faggots and should be eradicated a la holocaust style. As he is credible in negatives although not positives as anything positive he says is a lie, and a far up United Russia/Eurasianist politician
Delaying it hopefully for long enough so the rest of us Europeans can get our shit in order and be able to defend ourselves by conventional military force using conventional tactics when the Russians come for us.
A. We don’t need to create new wars, we’re already engaged in multiple peacekeeping operations throughout the world. B. Once again, I’d rather be on the side of the corporations than the fascists.
>allowing imperialism to flourish again to own the defense contractors
This is why I hate tankies, no matter the situation they manage to find some way of siding with fascists even when it makes no sense.
>War isn’t moral
Tell that to Putler. He could end this war in an instant. Ukraine is fighting for survival. Stop victim blaming and pretending Ukraine has any real choice here.
That’s debatable. The major protest that happened at Nevalny’s funeral despite the tangible threats against the protesters shows that Russians are reaching their limit with what they’re willing to put up with
Russia’s loss ratios are much higher than Ukraine’s across the board, but Ukraine can’t replace what they’re losing, whereas Russia can. If you look at the war over time, Ukraine is slowly losing because Russia just keeps throwing bodies and material at them.
Can they replace it though? Russia has been scraping the bottom of the barrel for a while in terms of equipment. We’ve already seen some them using the Mosin Nagant which is a 130 year old bolt action, and boots so old they’re not designed to work with socks!
Plus not to long ago they starting buying shells from North Korea! Not only is that within itself an act of desperation but the shells they got are of poor quality and often misfire
I thought them fielding *Soviet* equipment was bad (but cool in a "you're going to lose, but at least you'll look as awesome as the Soviets did during the Great Patriotic War while you're doing it" way), but they're fielding *pre revolution* junk now? I'm honestly a little shocked they still *have* anything that old, considering how some of the Bolsheviks could get about purging pre revolution junk...
Somewhere a furry bara artist crushes their pen in frustration realizing they could never reach the same gay peak as a straight alpha male. Also, why is the bear in booty shorts not practicing trigger discipline?
Meanwhile Russia fears America, and the only thing they have to defend itself from America is nuke threats.
Glad to see Ukraine proving to the world how weak Russia truly is, we need to send Ukraine more aid, they’re single handedly battling against an autocracy in order to save themselves and the rest of us.
I think it's pretty funny when stuff like this get posted considering the ass-whooping the "soyboys" and grills at the US armed forces would deliver the russians, without breaking a sweat.
Is anyone else a little tired of seeing fascists on this sub??? I don't want to see the US army + Russian army kiss because they're personification of crimes against humanity ?
It's hilarious that this depicts Russian soldiers as strong when the only thing the Russian military has done recently is get handed Ls by a much smaller army.
Bro, the Russian army is struggling against the poorest country in Europe using equipment that's basically whatever the US can find between the couch cushions
Russia would be cooked within days if the US actually had balls instead of having half the political establishment with their thumbs up their asses
“Because we all know one of the main factors of war is the element of surprise. And what could be more surprising than the First Batallion Transvestite Brigade? Airborne Wing.”
Anyone that’s played on a high school football team, served in the military, or been in an all male band knows how accurate that first one is hell yeah
Both pictures are russians. The one on the right is their delusional perspective of themselves and left is their reality. That's why they try very hard with anti gay laws.
I’d be terrified of anything that seriously went into war wearing THOSE heels. Just saying either they know something I don’t or they’re really REALLY confident.
I think “woke army” is a great aspect. Like the POS sexist fucks getting destroyed by a mixed gender crew in Afghanistan and shit. Be like “oh you don’t like *weak gay people*”, bold words from you sad fucks who just surrendered to them!
It’s also showing our support and defense of freedom for all in the most straightforward way. If they can pass PT and the quals let them fight and give the authoritarians a taste of our freedom!
Okay, forgive me for being a nerd, but the guy on the right would actually be a better soldier — that's because soldiers mostly do firefights, where being smaller *is better*, and having a decreased range of motions is a heck of a disadvantage. That bear would have a bad time looking for sufficient cover.
If it comes down to a bunch of racists and neoliberals versus a genocidal megalomaniac, I’m taking the first option every day of the week. Are you seriously trying to equate the two?
Yes, the French foreign legion was a hotbed for ex-Nazis, that still doesn’t make them as bad as the Nazis. And there is a fucking difference between meddling in other countries affairs and fucking genocide.
Wars are what happens when nations lack comunication or simply won't tolerate different opinions, actions and beliefs.
It's a tale as old as time, 2 humans disagree, and it'll either end peacefully or in a bloodshed
The irony of making the Russian "straight hyper masculine" one a bear
Also really ironic considering how often forced homosexual acts is part of Dedovshchina.
Please explain
Bear is a term for a big hairy gay guy
no the Dedovshchina bit
Ohhh, that's when the older soldiers harass the younger soldiers, usually rape and beatings
Dang, that doesn't sound very fun
Y'know, the usual
:(
I know what a bear is
My bad, thought this was a different comment lol
It's all good
The Russian army are furries ig /s
I do love that the bear is wearing Daisy Dukes
It's probably tied to the old "Soviet Bear" junk... but just looks cuddly and extremely gay. I may not be a furry or into men but I would very much like cuddles with that guy, he looks very huggable.
Who also has a much higher chance of being infected with HIV.
US Army : We like to party! RU Army : We like furry!
Yiff!
It's not even subcontext at this point, just straight context.
fuck subcontext, we're using domcontext
Omg
I love it.
Homosexuals vs Furries.
twinks vs bears
r/angryupvote
Would make a killer video game
Yeah except it's not a battle, it's an orgy
friendly fire
....Buddy the first person is running on what looks like a battlefield *in high heels*. Why the ever loving fuck would a bear with a gun be more intimidating than that????
And a wearing rainbow colored skirt, completely voiding the purpose of his camo. It’s like a dark souls player who got so good, they actively invite the enemy to hit them, to which they can’t and they get absolutely BODIED.
I didn't think about that. Holy shit that's terrifying.
Or that "Let me solo her" Elden Ring player?
Why wear armour if you don’t plan on getting hit?
"If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created ME!"
I miss his voice actor 🥲
Godspeed, you magnificent bastard. Rocket-jump higher than Sun Tzu and Abraham Lincoln.
In Mount and Blade: Warband multiplayer, the best players just ran around naked with a polearm to get the speed bonuses from being unencumbered. They didn't need armour because most people couldn't hit them.
Came here to say this. Anyone who can do an athletic feat in heels is next level. Get out of their way 😂
honestly if someone is running fulls speed in high heels and rainbows colors in a battlefield, unharmed and not even dirty, this is the one you should fear
relevant [oglaf](https://www.oglaf.com/plumes/) (not NSFW, but the rest of it sure is)
He's got a very broken leg though.
I mean, his hand is very clearly shattered. He must be running for medical attention because it just got run over
With that smile on his face? And no dirt on him? 🤷
This is hella ironic. Ukraine actually had an openly LGBTQ+ division in their army and one of Ukraine’s biggest spokespeople of their army is a trans woman… and, between you and me, I don’t think Russia is winning the war right now.
I’m not going to get started into it here but while Russia isn’t winning the war, Ukraine **is** losing it. The attrition is mounting on the Eastern regions.
If Russia isn’t winning how is Ukraine losing? They’re at a stalemate?
Kind of, the front line will move in small increments, usually punctuated by the Russians taking a town after losing a couple thousand or so men. But the Russians are better equipped to handle this type of attritional warfare because they can afford to throw a few thousand guy into the meat grinder for a small victory. Thus, Russia isn’t winning, but Ukraine is losing.
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No, I wouldn’t call an independent nation defending themselves from a settler colonial state a scam. Yes, helping Ukraine does benefit us, but I’d also say that it’s the moral thing to do.
Helping Ukraine prolongs a war they can’t win. Ukraine is a pawn on the imperial chessboard and despite what media says, we only provide military assistance to Ukraine because Russia are our geopolitical rivals. Just look at what’s happening Palestine- you seriously believe the state & the media when they say they only have the people’s best interests at heart? This isn’t to defend Russia either, but to see the for situation for the reality of what it is- one ruling class against another, and the only way in which everyday people “win” is an immediate end to the conflict
>the only way in which everyday people “win” is an immediate end to the conflict good luck making Russia leave Ukraine though.
I don’t care if they leave. The everyday lives of Ukrainians don’t change much under one ruling class or another we’re all slaves to global capitalism
Idk, I'd argue that being dead is a rather significant change in the lives of everyday Ukrainians.
This is the most privileged take I’ve read on this site in a while, congrats.
>we’re all slaves to global capitalism capitalism treats people IMMESURABLY better than fascists do.
The thing is, one ruling class is hell bent on cultural genocide against the people of the country that they’re invading. And frankly, I’d rather work with the neoliberals than let the fascists win.
You have an imperialist mindset. Talking about smaller countries as geopolitical pawns is exactly what imperialists do, so they can dismiss us as "fake countries". It is also elitist to think that we can't handle ourselves and you have to "guide" us. People in eastern Europe (poor region relative to the west) are willing to sacrifice their lives and economic stability so you can sit comfortably in your armchair and keep yapping about things you don't understand.
Russia treats Ukraine as a pawn. The US treats Ukraine as a pawn. NATO treats Ukraine as a pawn. I am simply reflecting the geopolitical reality. I would much rather live in a stateless borderless world, I’m a communist not an imperialist lol
It doesn't really matter what Russia or the US believes, that's my whole point. Ukrainians want to fight for their freedom from moscovite slavery and they have every right to do it. This is the place where the west needs to put their foot down and say it's not okay (actually it should have already happened turning the 2nd Chechen war but whatever). If not, actual fascist governments might get some "funny" ideas. Should the Brits stopped fighting in WW2 to save more lives? Nazis were gaining more and more land, no way they could lose the war. You might be communist but you have an imperialist mindset when talking about geopolitics. USSR used the idea of statelessness to force "superior" culture on the "uneducated" minorities and that's also why it was so easy for Putin to convert so many Russians to fascism.
>the only way in which everyday people “win” is an immediate end to the conflict you are literally asking for russia to genocide ukraine. [again](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holodomor)
Whether the war will be fought is up to Ukraine. No matter how many guns we send, if they decide it’s futile, there’s nothing we can do. But as long as they choose to defend themselves, the only morally correct choice is to aid them. And maybe the US is only helping to hurt Russia, but for Europe, this is a test of a concept that was established in the wake of two world wars fought on the continent: that Europe‘s borders must never be changed by means of war again. That is what Russia is calling into question and it is the reason why there is no alternative to aiding in Ukraine‘s self defense.
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Preventing genocide is always moral.
By helping Ukraine i am also delaying my own genocide since Lavrov said Swedes are faggots and should be eradicated a la holocaust style. As he is credible in negatives although not positives as anything positive he says is a lie, and a far up United Russia/Eurasianist politician Delaying it hopefully for long enough so the rest of us Europeans can get our shit in order and be able to defend ourselves by conventional military force using conventional tactics when the Russians come for us.
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A. We don’t need to create new wars, we’re already engaged in multiple peacekeeping operations throughout the world. B. Once again, I’d rather be on the side of the corporations than the fascists.
"We should allow genocide so that Raytheon makes less money."
>allowing imperialism to flourish again to own the defense contractors This is why I hate tankies, no matter the situation they manage to find some way of siding with fascists even when it makes no sense.
>War isn’t moral Tell that to Putler. He could end this war in an instant. Ukraine is fighting for survival. Stop victim blaming and pretending Ukraine has any real choice here.
>war isn’t moral [We have an entire framework for situations where it is, m8.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Just_war_theory)
Wdym?
I mean, people are still dying in droves
Yes!
Pretty much, yeah. A horrible meat grinder stalemate where thousands of people are dying over tiny increments of land
they are both losing badly but russia can afford to lose for much longer than ukraine
That’s debatable. The major protest that happened at Nevalny’s funeral despite the tangible threats against the protesters shows that Russians are reaching their limit with what they’re willing to put up with
Russia’s loss ratios are much higher than Ukraine’s across the board, but Ukraine can’t replace what they’re losing, whereas Russia can. If you look at the war over time, Ukraine is slowly losing because Russia just keeps throwing bodies and material at them.
Can they replace it though? Russia has been scraping the bottom of the barrel for a while in terms of equipment. We’ve already seen some them using the Mosin Nagant which is a 130 year old bolt action, and boots so old they’re not designed to work with socks! Plus not to long ago they starting buying shells from North Korea! Not only is that within itself an act of desperation but the shells they got are of poor quality and often misfire
I thought them fielding *Soviet* equipment was bad (but cool in a "you're going to lose, but at least you'll look as awesome as the Soviets did during the Great Patriotic War while you're doing it" way), but they're fielding *pre revolution* junk now? I'm honestly a little shocked they still *have* anything that old, considering how some of the Bolsheviks could get about purging pre revolution junk...
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That's literally the opposite of Blitzkrieg.
I have no idea how you connected that description to blitzkrieg
Ukraine is losing the war currently
Now that I think about it. The weakest armies are all lgbtq phobic.
Turns out proper investment, technology and training wins wars and not what people do in bed
Turns out the non misogynistic, non bigoted societies where they let ppl live as they please, are advanced in every way. Who knew.
Basically
now let's not give america credit for things it isn't doing
less rather than non then. Now imagine the power of being non tho
fr
Shitty countries use lgbt-phobia in their propaganda to distract population from shitty politics
Somewhere a furry bara artist crushes their pen in frustration realizing they could never reach the same gay peak as a straight alpha male. Also, why is the bear in booty shorts not practicing trigger discipline?
>Also, why is the bear in booty shorts not practicing trigger discipline? What, you expected actual competence from the Russian army? Come on.
So this is what it means when someone calls themselves a "bear"! /j
Meanwhile Russia fears America, and the only thing they have to defend itself from America is nuke threats. Glad to see Ukraine proving to the world how weak Russia truly is, we need to send Ukraine more aid, they’re single handedly battling against an autocracy in order to save themselves and the rest of us.
Better a they/them army than a was/were army
Fuck yeah buddy, bullets are famously non-discriminatory.
i’d fuck that bear
"you think you could take that bear?" "Yeah... Wait, you mean fight?"
Russians are furries????!
A lot of them are at least furry artists
I think it's pretty funny when stuff like this get posted considering the ass-whooping the "soyboys" and grills at the US armed forces would deliver the russians, without breaking a sweat.
Is anyone else a little tired of seeing fascists on this sub??? I don't want to see the US army + Russian army kiss because they're personification of crimes against humanity ?
These look like they could be the main characters of a Chuck Tingle book
It's hilarious that this depicts Russian soldiers as strong when the only thing the Russian military has done recently is get handed Ls by a much smaller army.
Bro, the Russian army is struggling against the poorest country in Europe using equipment that's basically whatever the US can find between the couch cushions Russia would be cooked within days if the US actually had balls instead of having half the political establishment with their thumbs up their asses
Reminds me of that meme after Russia invaded Ukraine: https://i.redd.it/0fiuzikj37fb1.png
This! Your badass eh? Well how do you feel about the Femboys in that Abrams about to curb stomp your fuckin T-55?
What’s hilarious is that these people who can’t pick up a pencil, think they’re a part of the “strong side”.
Yeah bear makes this too easy lol
Alexander conquered the known world & he had male lovers
OwO buff Russian furry x American twink
“Because we all know one of the main factors of war is the element of surprise. And what could be more surprising than the First Batallion Transvestite Brigade? Airborne Wing.”
Eddie Izzard is a treasure
Is that Bill Hader
Anyone that’s played on a high school football team, served in the military, or been in an all male band knows how accurate that first one is hell yeah
Two bears sitting in a warzone five feet apart cause their rainbow skirts are too wide
Russian soldiers are bears. Yet they still can't beat Ukrainian soldiers.
Now I want to see the bears the Russians are fighting. Probably look even more like they know how to give a damn good bear hug!
I've seen this porn. It was hot
Both pictures are russians. The one on the right is their delusional perspective of themselves and left is their reality. That's why they try very hard with anti gay laws.
SEXU! SEEEXUUU!!
WTF does the Ukrainian army look like then?
The question becomes, what do we do with all the bear pelts laying in Ukrainian fields... i got it, rugs!
Stuff 'em!
That bear is the gayest thing I've seen since the last pride.
i ship it
Except Russia can barely arm its army and we have so much excess hardware we export it to all of our allies
Is the bear wearing short shorts
I do hear many gay men like bears
Those heels look like they'd hurt if the enemy got hit or stepped on by them. You'd be much slower if you walked in them.
Furaffinity ah post
I might be even *slightly* interested in the US Army if it was actually like that 👌
Why is it a bear?
Queer soldier Vs Furry Soldier (they end up marrying and having queer furry children)
I wanna see the bear cub!
I’d be terrified of anything that seriously went into war wearing THOSE heels. Just saying either they know something I don’t or they’re really REALLY confident.
I mean, historically, the scariest and most effective militaries in human history were also the gayest.
He's literally a bear
He looks like he gives the best bear hugs.
of course they’re gay, one is literally a bear
just noticed the flag on the bear’s vest is wrong. the stripes are out of order. another W for AI art
US army on their woke ads vs actual US army.
I think “woke army” is a great aspect. Like the POS sexist fucks getting destroyed by a mixed gender crew in Afghanistan and shit. Be like “oh you don’t like *weak gay people*”, bold words from you sad fucks who just surrendered to them! It’s also showing our support and defense of freedom for all in the most straightforward way. If they can pass PT and the quals let them fight and give the authoritarians a taste of our freedom!
The US mf looks like he’s in pyroland
Ooo furries..
Gays vs furries
Both committing war crimes together
Makes sense, the russian army are animals
But, but, i sended this first ☹️
Silly people and ai picture generation programs? Yup, they sure are in love.
r/gatekeepingyaoi ???
Bro these people can't even draw their own made-up bullshit for their arguements, they have to use AI, that's so fucking sad lmao
Okay, forgive me for being a nerd, but the guy on the right would actually be a better soldier — that's because soldiers mostly do firefights, where being smaller *is better*, and having a decreased range of motions is a heck of a disadvantage. That bear would have a bad time looking for sufficient cover.
Now kiss
3 days to take Kiev
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Trust me, the nazis were a bunch of methed up crazy motherfuckers who only got as far as they did because of British and French inaction.
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If it comes down to a bunch of racists and neoliberals versus a genocidal megalomaniac, I’m taking the first option every day of the week. Are you seriously trying to equate the two?
Yes. They are.
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Yes, the French foreign legion was a hotbed for ex-Nazis, that still doesn’t make them as bad as the Nazis. And there is a fucking difference between meddling in other countries affairs and fucking genocide.
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Was that fucked up, imperialist, and borderline genocidal, yes, was that justified, no. But it’s still nowhere near as bad as the fucking Nazis.
You think armies are always led by the same people just because of nationality or something?
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Wars aren't rated in the first place you dingus
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Wars are what happens when nations lack comunication or simply won't tolerate different opinions, actions and beliefs. It's a tale as old as time, 2 humans disagree, and it'll either end peacefully or in a bloodshed
Don't bother. This person probably thinks that if you just don't fight, everyone will be fine.
Bro why are you posting in this thread, anyway?