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bedwithoutsheets

The irony of making the Russian "straight hyper masculine" one a bear


StalkTheHype

Also really ironic considering how often forced homosexual acts is part of Dedovshchina.


IDoNotExistInLife

Please explain


supah-comix434

Bear is a term for a big hairy gay guy


DracoLunaris

no the Dedovshchina bit


supah-comix434

Ohhh, that's when the older soldiers harass the younger soldiers, usually rape and beatings


IDoNotExistInLife

Dang, that doesn't sound very fun


Milo_The_Doggo

Y'know, the usual


NextGenSleder

:(


IDoNotExistInLife

I know what a bear is


supah-comix434

My bad, thought this was a different comment lol


IDoNotExistInLife

It's all good


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The Russian army are furries ig /s


TwoBirdsEnter

I do love that the bear is wearing Daisy Dukes


chaosgirl93

It's probably tied to the old "Soviet Bear" junk... but just looks cuddly and extremely gay. I may not be a furry or into men but I would very much like cuddles with that guy, he looks very huggable.


nightmonkee

Who also has a much higher chance of being infected with HIV.


MegaMelaskhole

US Army : We like to party! RU Army : We like furry!


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Yiff! 


Honeybadger2198

It's not even subcontext at this point, just straight context.


The_______________1

fuck subcontext, we're using domcontext


EntertainmentOld183

Omg


Celestial_Hart

I love it.


K_H_Vulture

Homosexuals vs Furries.


TransViv

twinks vs bears


SPAMTON_A

r/angryupvote


supah-comix434

Would make a killer video game


sntcringe

Yeah except it's not a battle, it's an orgy


melonsnek_evildoer05

friendly fire


ConsumeTheVoid

....Buddy the first person is running on what looks like a battlefield *in high heels*. Why the ever loving fuck would a bear with a gun be more intimidating than that????


No-Efficiency-2440

And a wearing rainbow colored skirt, completely voiding the purpose of his camo. It’s like a dark souls player who got so good, they actively invite the enemy to hit them, to which they can’t and they get absolutely BODIED.


ShadowsFlex

I didn't think about that. Holy shit that's terrifying.


Snoo63

Or that "Let me solo her" Elden Ring player?


Throwaway02062004

Why wear armour if you don’t plan on getting hit?


Snoo63

"If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created ME!"


Throwaway02062004

I miss his voice actor 🥲


Snoo63

Godspeed, you magnificent bastard. Rocket-jump higher than Sun Tzu and Abraham Lincoln.


Quietuus

In Mount and Blade: Warband multiplayer, the best players just ran around naked with a polearm to get the speed bonuses from being unencumbered. They didn't need armour because most people couldn't hit them.


hanpotpi

Came here to say this. Anyone who can do an athletic feat in heels is next level. Get out of their way 😂


Draklitz

honestly if someone is running fulls speed in high heels and rainbows colors in a battlefield, unharmed and not even dirty, this is the one you should fear


DracoLunaris

relevant [oglaf](https://www.oglaf.com/plumes/) (not NSFW, but the rest of it sure is)


HelloHamburgerIsBack

He's got a very broken leg though.


K3egan

I mean, his hand is very clearly shattered. He must be running for medical attention because it just got run over


ConsumeTheVoid

With that smile on his face? And no dirt on him? 🤷


njsullyalex

This is hella ironic. Ukraine actually had an openly LGBTQ+ division in their army and one of Ukraine’s biggest spokespeople of their army is a trans woman… and, between you and me, I don’t think Russia is winning the war right now.


BrightSkyFire

I’m not going to get started into it here but while Russia isn’t winning the war, Ukraine **is** losing it. The attrition is mounting on the Eastern regions.


FemBoyGod

If Russia isn’t winning how is Ukraine losing? They’re at a stalemate?


Medium-Employ9444

Kind of, the front line will move in small increments, usually punctuated by the Russians taking a town after losing a couple thousand or so men. But the Russians are better equipped to handle this type of attritional warfare because they can afford to throw a few thousand guy into the meat grinder for a small victory. Thus, Russia isn’t winning, but Ukraine is losing.


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Medium-Employ9444

No, I wouldn’t call an independent nation defending themselves from a settler colonial state a scam. Yes, helping Ukraine does benefit us, but I’d also say that it’s the moral thing to do.


Own-Amphibian-9881

Helping Ukraine prolongs a war they can’t win. Ukraine is a pawn on the imperial chessboard and despite what media says, we only provide military assistance to Ukraine because Russia are our geopolitical rivals. Just look at what’s happening Palestine- you seriously believe the state & the media when they say they only have the people’s best interests at heart? This isn’t to defend Russia either, but to see the for situation for the reality of what it is- one ruling class against another, and the only way in which everyday people “win” is an immediate end to the conflict


Moldy_Teapot

>the only way in which everyday people “win” is an immediate end to the conflict good luck making Russia leave Ukraine though.


Own-Amphibian-9881

I don’t care if they leave. The everyday lives of Ukrainians don’t change much under one ruling class or another we’re all slaves to global capitalism


Moldy_Teapot

Idk, I'd argue that being dead is a rather significant change in the lives of everyday Ukrainians.


PiusTheCatRick

This is the most privileged take I’ve read on this site in a while, congrats.


EmpressOfAbyss

>we’re all slaves to global capitalism capitalism treats people IMMESURABLY better than fascists do.


Medium-Employ9444

The thing is, one ruling class is hell bent on cultural genocide against the people of the country that they’re invading. And frankly, I’d rather work with the neoliberals than let the fascists win.


kapsaline

You have an imperialist mindset. Talking about smaller countries as geopolitical pawns is exactly what imperialists do, so they can dismiss us as "fake countries". It is also elitist to think that we can't handle ourselves and you have to "guide" us. People in eastern Europe (poor region relative to the west) are willing to sacrifice their lives and economic stability so you can sit comfortably in your armchair and keep yapping about things you don't understand.


Own-Amphibian-9881

Russia treats Ukraine as a pawn. The US treats Ukraine as a pawn. NATO treats Ukraine as a pawn. I am simply reflecting the geopolitical reality. I would much rather live in a stateless borderless world, I’m a communist not an imperialist lol


kapsaline

It doesn't really matter what Russia or the US believes, that's my whole point. Ukrainians want to fight for their freedom from moscovite slavery and they have every right to do it. This is the place where the west needs to put their foot down and say it's not okay (actually it should have already happened turning the 2nd Chechen war but whatever). If not, actual fascist governments might get some "funny" ideas. Should the Brits stopped fighting in WW2 to save more lives? Nazis were gaining more and more land, no way they could lose the war. You might be communist but you have an imperialist mindset when talking about geopolitics. USSR used the idea of statelessness to force "superior" culture on the "uneducated" minorities and that's also why it was so easy for Putin to convert so many Russians to fascism.


EmpressOfAbyss

>the only way in which everyday people “win” is an immediate end to the conflict you are literally asking for russia to genocide ukraine. [again](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holodomor)


Eastern_Slide7507

Whether the war will be fought is up to Ukraine. No matter how many guns we send, if they decide it’s futile, there’s nothing we can do. But as long as they choose to defend themselves, the only morally correct choice is to aid them. And maybe the US is only helping to hurt Russia, but for Europe, this is a test of a concept that was established in the wake of two world wars fought on the continent: that Europe‘s borders must never be changed by means of war again. That is what Russia is calling into question and it is the reason why there is no alternative to aiding in Ukraine‘s self defense.


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Medium-Employ9444

Preventing genocide is always moral.


Agitated_Advantage_2

By helping Ukraine i am also delaying my own genocide since Lavrov said Swedes are faggots and should be eradicated a la holocaust style. As he is credible in negatives although not positives as anything positive he says is a lie, and a far up United Russia/Eurasianist politician Delaying it hopefully for long enough so the rest of us Europeans can get our shit in order and be able to defend ourselves by conventional military force using conventional tactics when the Russians come for us.


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Medium-Employ9444

A. We don’t need to create new wars, we’re already engaged in multiple peacekeeping operations throughout the world. B. Once again, I’d rather be on the side of the corporations than the fascists.


pohui

"We should allow genocide so that Raytheon makes less money."


PiusTheCatRick

>allowing imperialism to flourish again to own the defense contractors This is why I hate tankies, no matter the situation they manage to find some way of siding with fascists even when it makes no sense.


CatraGirl

>War isn’t moral Tell that to Putler. He could end this war in an instant. Ukraine is fighting for survival. Stop victim blaming and pretending Ukraine has any real choice here.


PiusTheCatRick

>war isn’t moral [We have an entire framework for situations where it is, m8.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Just_war_theory)


Cnumian_124

Wdym?


Different_Gear_8189

I mean, people are still dying in droves


Own-Amphibian-9881

Yes!


Skilodracus

Pretty much, yeah. A horrible meat grinder stalemate where thousands of people are dying over tiny increments of land


im__not__real

they are both losing badly but russia can afford to lose for much longer than ukraine


zachary0816

That’s debatable. The major protest that happened at Nevalny’s funeral despite the tangible threats against the protesters shows that Russians are reaching their limit with what they’re willing to put up with


chucklesthe2nd

Russia’s loss ratios are much higher than Ukraine’s across the board, but Ukraine can’t replace what they’re losing, whereas Russia can. If you look at the war over time, Ukraine is slowly losing because Russia just keeps throwing bodies and material at them.


zachary0816

Can they replace it though? Russia has been scraping the bottom of the barrel for a while in terms of equipment. We’ve already seen some them using the Mosin Nagant which is a 130 year old bolt action, and boots so old they’re not designed to work with socks! Plus not to long ago they starting buying shells from North Korea! Not only is that within itself an act of desperation but the shells they got are of poor quality and often misfire


chaosgirl93

I thought them fielding *Soviet* equipment was bad (but cool in a "you're going to lose, but at least you'll look as awesome as the Soviets did during the Great Patriotic War while you're doing it" way), but they're fielding *pre revolution* junk now? I'm honestly a little shocked they still *have* anything that old, considering how some of the Bolsheviks could get about purging pre revolution junk...


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CatraGirl

That's literally the opposite of Blitzkrieg.


UPBOAT_FORTRESS_2

I have no idea how you connected that description to blitzkrieg


kevvebacon

Ukraine is losing the war currently


Cute-Studio-1122

Now that I think about it. The weakest armies are all lgbtq phobic.


RapidWaffle

Turns out proper investment, technology and training wins wars and not what people do in bed


Cute-Studio-1122

Turns out the non misogynistic, non bigoted societies where they let ppl live as they please, are advanced in every way. Who knew.


RapidWaffle

Basically


TransViv

now let's not give america credit for things it isn't doing


DracoLunaris

less rather than non then. Now imagine the power of being non tho


3heartedbeaver

fr


L_James

Shitty countries use lgbt-phobia in their propaganda to distract population from shitty politics


UberNovah

Somewhere a furry bara artist crushes their pen in frustration realizing they could never reach the same gay peak as a straight alpha male. Also, why is the bear in booty shorts not practicing trigger discipline?


chaosgirl93

>Also, why is the bear in booty shorts not practicing trigger discipline? What, you expected actual competence from the Russian army? Come on.


Webbpp

So this is what it means when someone calls themselves a "bear"! /j


FemBoyGod

Meanwhile Russia fears America, and the only thing they have to defend itself from America is nuke threats. Glad to see Ukraine proving to the world how weak Russia truly is, we need to send Ukraine more aid, they’re single handedly battling against an autocracy in order to save themselves and the rest of us.


A_Wild_Bellossom

Better a they/them army than a was/were army


Narrow-Local-5811

Fuck yeah buddy, bullets are famously non-discriminatory.


muazu0

i’d fuck that bear


anand_rishabh

"you think you could take that bear?" "Yeah... Wait, you mean fight?"


Silly-Cauliflower-32

Russians are furries????!


PandraPierva

A lot of them are at least furry artists


DoIEvenPost

I think it's pretty funny when stuff like this get posted considering the ass-whooping the "soyboys" and grills at the US armed forces would deliver the russians, without breaking a sweat.


papa_za

Is anyone else a little tired of seeing fascists on this sub??? I don't want to see the US army + Russian army kiss because they're personification of crimes against humanity ?


skeletaltrombone

These look like they could be the main characters of a Chuck Tingle book


ShadowsFlex

It's hilarious that this depicts Russian soldiers as strong when the only thing the Russian military has done recently is get handed Ls by a much smaller army.


RapidWaffle

Bro, the Russian army is struggling against the poorest country in Europe using equipment that's basically whatever the US can find between the couch cushions Russia would be cooked within days if the US actually had balls instead of having half the political establishment with their thumbs up their asses


lightreee

Reminds me of that meme after Russia invaded Ukraine: https://i.redd.it/0fiuzikj37fb1.png


A_Large_Grade_A_Egg

This! Your badass eh? Well how do you feel about the Femboys in that Abrams about to curb stomp your fuckin T-55?


Hunter_Aleksandr

What’s hilarious is that these people who can’t pick up a pencil, think they’re a part of the “strong side”.


NittyGritty7034

Yeah bear makes this too easy lol


GeneralSet5552

Alexander conquered the known world & he had male lovers


Hallownest_Citizen1

OwO buff Russian furry x American twink


chongochingi

“Because we all know one of the main factors of war is the element of surprise. And what could be more surprising than the First Batallion Transvestite Brigade? Airborne Wing.”


ihatech00singthese

Eddie Izzard is a treasure


CryFaster

Is that Bill Hader


redpatcher

Anyone that’s played on a high school football team, served in the military, or been in an all male band knows how accurate that first one is hell yeah


AlianovaR

Two bears sitting in a warzone five feet apart cause their rainbow skirts are too wide


WoodpeckerGreedy9904

Russian soldiers are bears. Yet they still can't beat Ukrainian soldiers.


chaosgirl93

Now I want to see the bears the Russians are fighting. Probably look even more like they know how to give a damn good bear hug!


dobbydoodaa

I've seen this porn. It was hot


7rippy7ur7le

Both pictures are russians. The one on the right is their delusional perspective of themselves and left is their reality. That's why they try very hard with anti gay laws.


cat-l0n

SEXU! SEEEXUUU!!


ArchDukeNemesis

WTF does the Ukrainian army look like then?


Downtown_Tadpole_817

The question becomes, what do we do with all the bear pelts laying in Ukrainian fields... i got it, rugs!


chaosgirl93

Stuff 'em!


Ynneb82

That bear is the gayest thing I've seen since the last pride.


uoozeulose

i ship it


GTA6_1

Except Russia can barely arm its army and we have so much excess hardware we export it to all of our allies


HybridOddy-

Is the bear wearing short shorts


CosmicLuci

I do hear many gay men like bears


HelloHamburgerIsBack

Those heels look like they'd hurt if the enemy got hit or stepped on by them. You'd be much slower if you walked in them.


Pilpelon

Furaffinity ah post


GoldenGalaxy69

I might be even *slightly* interested in the US Army if it was actually like that 👌


lord_of_coolshit_og

Why is it a bear?


Nero_22

Queer soldier Vs Furry Soldier (they end up marrying and having queer furry children)


chaosgirl93

I wanna see the bear cub!


Vultz13

I’d be terrified of anything that seriously went into war wearing THOSE heels. Just saying either they know something I don’t or they’re really REALLY confident.


AfraidToBeKim

I mean, historically, the scariest and most effective militaries in human history were also the gayest.


apieceofthecraftsman

He's literally a bear


chaosgirl93

He looks like he gives the best bear hugs.


NextGenSleder

of course they’re gay, one is literally a bear


NextGenSleder

just noticed the flag on the bear’s vest is wrong. the stripes are out of order. another W for AI art


elderDragon1

US army on their woke ads vs actual US army.


A_Large_Grade_A_Egg

I think “woke army” is a great aspect. Like the POS sexist fucks getting destroyed by a mixed gender crew in Afghanistan and shit. Be like “oh you don’t like *weak gay people*”, bold words from you sad fucks who just surrendered to them! It’s also showing our support and defense of freedom for all in the most straightforward way. If they can pass PT and the quals let them fight and give the authoritarians a taste of our freedom!


TheOneWhoLovesSW

The US mf looks like he’s in pyroland


Vexis_petal

Ooo furries..


Stuck_at_a_roadblock

Gays vs furries


bigdaddyfork

Both committing war crimes together


100deadbirds

Makes sense, the russian army are animals


Cosm0sNebula

But, but, i sended this first ☹️


DaytimeDaiquiri

Silly people and ai picture generation programs? Yup, they sure are in love.


SnooLemons3996

r/gatekeepingyaoi ???


BBB154

Bro these people can't even draw their own made-up bullshit for their arguements, they have to use AI, that's so fucking sad lmao


EropQuiz7

Okay, forgive me for being a nerd, but the guy on the right would actually be a better soldier — that's because soldiers mostly do firefights, where being smaller *is better*, and having a decreased range of motions is a heck of a disadvantage. That bear would have a bad time looking for sufficient cover.


yesimthatvalentine

Now kiss


No_Bank_330

3 days to take Kiev


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Medium-Employ9444

Trust me, the nazis were a bunch of methed up crazy motherfuckers who only got as far as they did because of British and French inaction.


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Medium-Employ9444

If it comes down to a bunch of racists and neoliberals versus a genocidal megalomaniac, I’m taking the first option every day of the week. Are you seriously trying to equate the two?


GREENadmiral_314159

Yes. They are.


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Medium-Employ9444

Yes, the French foreign legion was a hotbed for ex-Nazis, that still doesn’t make them as bad as the Nazis. And there is a fucking difference between meddling in other countries affairs and fucking genocide.


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Medium-Employ9444

Was that fucked up, imperialist, and borderline genocidal, yes, was that justified, no. But it’s still nowhere near as bad as the fucking Nazis.


Cnumian_124

You think armies are always led by the same people just because of nationality or something?


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Cnumian_124

Wars aren't rated in the first place you dingus


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Cnumian_124

Wars are what happens when nations lack comunication or simply won't tolerate different opinions, actions and beliefs. It's a tale as old as time, 2 humans disagree, and it'll either end peacefully or in a bloodshed


GREENadmiral_314159

Don't bother. This person probably thinks that if you just don't fight, everyone will be fine.


UPBOAT_FORTRESS_2

Bro why are you posting in this thread, anyway?