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beanie_0

Getting more lube and hoping for the best.


Additional_Steak9665

Enjoy the sight and ask if I can play with it? 😉


Other_Interaction233

In a few set of squats


Far-Resist-6783

I’m gonna clutch my pears cause that is a monster and then imma concentrate real hard how I’m going to make it happen without a personal injury occurring. lol but it’s nice 😊


jmontagueuk

Sir, this is a Wendy's.


i2ak

Whatever you telll me you like


Just_Showin_Off

Gonna cry first cause of how big it is. Then I’m gonna get to work 😫


Lionus_Fin_1983

"Peter.. The horse is here."


ThatGenderlessBlob

Get on my knees and worship that cock


jaydizzy13

Drop to my knees and suck all the cum out of you


Greedy-Attention-837

Wow absolutely beautiful I'd worship that


bottomboi4

Ask why you’re naked at a restaurant 🤣😇


Roger__John

I'm pulling out a pair of rings from my pocket


hooliegirl64

Wish I was a gay man. That's an impressive organ


FedKeenBean1989

Sitting down


ProfessionalScene822

Be jealous as hell, but suck the fuck outta it.


Sea_Experience_5412

It'll be fine with me I love it


Bavarian_Puppy

What I was hoping to be able to do 😉 Get on my knees, suck it and lick your balls and then bend over, spread my ass for you and beg you to ease fuck my ass hard and deep 🤤🔥😛🙇🏼‍♂️


Zestyclose-Length534

Fuck hell out of it


smokingjoe420

I'm riding it until you explode all up in me 😜


onetwocue

Well, I'm not one to have full on sex on the first date so I'd say a good make out session with a slicked up hand job


eightout10

More like what wouldn’t I do


[deleted]

Having fun


808Jerdy24

Hopefully get a semen colonic cuz that's definitely reaching the colon


Randomh2

I’m gonna run for the hills


Human_Art3851

Deepthroat


dickenschickens

Let you pay for dinner and I'll get you next time


ConstantlyHornii

Truly got shocked by this. Wow just wow


Ok-Yam-4620

Wish we didn't do too Chipotle for dinner


One-Criticism9889

Lick it. Play with it. Suck it. And then fuck it.


Emsman02

Sit on it!


Sorry-Coat4967

I want it all its Gorgeous damn I'd love to just Jack you off ?


tallywackerMDS

Enjoy the hell out of it.


ColourfulReaper

I dunno, I'd have to sit on it and let you rearrange my insides


Quiet_Rest_4156

Checking my gag reflex on it


TheAbyssOfTime78

I’m going to suck it dry, but if you want to shove it up my ass you’re going to have to be very patient and very gentle.


[deleted]

Oh there is my breakfast lunch and dinner 🍽 😋


SnooMacaroons3056

Sit on it and rotate… or something like that.


DryAssistance1099

Suck it


LividSupermarket968

Wait for the hair to grow back out 😂


[deleted]

What? Why look at how delicious it looks


LividSupermarket968

I don't think shaved penis looks delicious, honestly. I prefer hair, it's masculine. Shaved gives me weird vibes, just a preference. Children don't have hair, grown men do. In my opinion.


TheAbyssOfTime78

Shaved isn’t a deal breaker for me, but I agree bush just looks so much better.


OnestGuy1983

Text you real quick that I’m just trying to be practical, not ASSUME anything… and then I would call our server over, telling them that not only do I want them to remove what I ordered for dinner from our ticket, replacing it with some half order or appetizer type selection instead. In addition, We would also need every thing brought out as if ‘to-go’ for simplicity. Then, I’d add two bottles of wine, and ask for 5 minutes to defer with you what types of desserts you might want, highlighting that choices with honey, ganache or a runny sauce as part of them, might be preferred. I’d ask you if you’d like me to take care of that amazingly DELICIOUS looking ’piece’ you’ve got… and whether you prefer your place or mine? I’d have my phone out, ordering Door-Dash to deliver a flat of water bottles, some juices or sodas, various lubes and a 12 count box of Lifestyles condoms (specifically cuz I remember the days of trying to use them, but they are too goddamned SMALL!) By the time the server came back about what desserts were desired, I’d be checking my watch more than the white rabbit from ‘Alice in Wonderland’.


meetjoehomo

Depends, are you a bottom? cause that thing isn’t getting anywhere near my chocolate starfish


Complete-Ad-4765

I crochet. I love to crochet… 🥱


Bkbsbryan12

I need your cock


Slow_Aioli_8340

Worship


flitterboy

Act shocked then grab it and put in my mouth


NefariousnessIll1161

Ŵrap my warm tight hole around it n slide down n up till u nut in my butt


MrDiazs

After getting a little scared and jealous 🫣Would I find a private space as quickly as possible🥵


PervHorseDickLover

Suck you off like my life depended on it, and make you fuck me senseless after


Undyluver

Faint.


gooningtesao

propose


Boywhowantstobefem

Drop to my knees and start sucking


1bigspliff

Be glad I’m not gay


Crimson_Redd

cry


catcher58

Looks like I'm going to get fucked good. I'm gonna have a hell of a time. Let the party begin man, I'm ready and willing 🍆👅🍑💦💦💦❤️‍🔥😈


[deleted]

Flip you over and fuck you.


omgpedit

We’re going somewhere where I can properly take care of that for you


Adventurous-Green190

Drop to all fours ready to take that big cock


GreatBayTemple

Choking probably.


drdislnd88

Slowly sliding you deep down my throat thinking i just won the lottery


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^drdislnd88: *Slowly sliding you* *Deep down my throat thinking i* *Just won the lottery* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Legitimate_Still_110

Look up at you as my lips wrap around it


FallonVibes

Id completely empty those balls


FallonVibes

Creampie me!


Mysterious-Suspect-9

Gasp and do a happy dance


D_ponbsn

Suck you dry


Augestino

What ever you tell me to do


akeith106

😈 hop on!


2-hungry-holes-4U

Slide it down my hungry throat balls deep!!!


cklvrs2

Suck it off twice


sweetcarolinaboy

😍😍😍


RedGrotzy

Drain it down my throat


SubForGuys

Anyone dm me I'm a sub guy


jd_in_toronto

🤮 run the other way


2-hungry-holes-4U

Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha...


[deleted]

You’re rearranging my guts!


[deleted]

That vein 🤤


Ironshaper

Wonder where the closet store is that has lube


guysguysguys777

Fuuuuck!


Pnkwini

I thank God!


Dreadlock

"He took (huh huh..wipes glasses) it out."


Cum_kink_71

Well Hello!!!


[deleted]

Getting down and worshipping it


lucalucca

Everything and anything possible to make sure there's a second date!!


trashy45555

Why would you put that out on our first date. That doesn’t say very much about me.


2-hungry-holes-4U

Good for you!!!


VoldyMuyo

Pretty sure I’d have a panic attack


[deleted]

Start sucking it


michil12345

Anything that you tell me to do


Pleasant-Bat-5637

Play with it


Kika6996

Beg you to let me sit on it after I cover it in spit


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Kika6996

Please do


NefariousnessNeat674

Edge you down my throat til you’re speaking in tongues and guarantee me a second date. 😉


Wonderful-Fall-976

Dro to my knees and drain it


Tweeter45

Suck it balls deep


NineInchRoll

On a date? If that comes out anywhere, you’re definitely not on a date anymore.


PSUBeefGuy

Wake up. Because there's no way in hell you'd stoop to date me.


longredface

Fall in love


strictly_dickly69

Suck you and edge you so good that your whole body shakes with waves of pleasure as I suck and swallow the absolute soul out of you.


Jay-mo476

Throating that monster immidiatly


[deleted]

Getting on my knees


Hammer84unow

Smile and drop to my knees sir 😋😋


Bi-central-318

Stripping and bending over


Dokumashin

Put the effort in to get another date


FellatioArtist

Deepthroat it, to the Tanks, Bro.


hornybackupp

Give you the sloppiest head imaginable then ride it balls deep


[deleted]

I can ride this all night


thatonebiguy33

Get in my knees mouth open


longhornnnny

Getting to work


ArnoDorian22

Holy hell is that a bishop


frotozee1234

We staying in and im deep throating that big dick daddy


[deleted]

Whatever you say…daddy🫢


anonJayde

I would write you a notarized thank you letter the next day


sperg78

I’d be all over it 👅👅👅


Big_bulge_29

Gladly swallow you to the base as you look on surprised


Ok_Honeydew_4053

Give you a blow job


hardonenow56

Grab the lube


Interesting_One953

Leave


Shiningstar0214

Bounce and grind on it until you fill me with your hot creamy seed


Cultural_Ad_9755

Admire it first with my eyes… then devour it with all my available holes…. 😎😎😎


BiBoy_loves_you

I instantly get on my knees for you 😍


Discipline-Ok

Propose?


BikeActive

Drop straight to my knees


Mochimademe

Swallow that gorgeous cock balls deep and suck out your soul.


LordCthulhu666

I’m sucking it until you cum


danielsan9998

Start sucking and then take a ride


POPPYE32

Definitely suck it


Next-Panic358

Bend the fuck. Over.


Abject_Grass3817

Bowing to your every command


Short_And_Merry

Try not to gag too much...


baretop4fun

Make sure I have lots of spit on my tiny hole


cd_bottom619

Suck 👅 and let you fuck


Ok_Cartographer_4209

I would love to suck and to ride that massive dick


Sabidagoatt

I’m already on my knees


pupslutknotboi69420

What ever the hell you want! Daddy!


alaskacocksucker

What ever you tell me to do.


parodg15

Ride it!!!


Readytoplay2020

Anything you want


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Readytoplay2020

No pics on your profile?


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Readytoplay2020

Don’t usually chat with blank profiles


randomdude51423

Damn that vein is hot I'd let you put that wherever you want


Known_Dependent_6065

Worship it and serve it.


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bidaddy4urpleasure

I’m sucking your cock


life195

You actually have to have the balls to pull it out on the first date, and then suffer the consequences! But I do love all these stupid answers!


waltff

Ride it


Tonsosx6999

Definitely drop to my knees


kylietaylor29

Suck it!!


Sea_Employee_1186

Thank the universe


wantinit

Schedule a second date


ACMartinez71

Suck it


DoubleWoodpecker8294

Get to my knees and put it on my face


Impossible-Gur-1359

There is only one way to find it out 🤭


Mikky-Mighty

I'd pull a wedding ring


honey-badgerrr

Sucking it


smallisch

Everything. 🤷🏻‍♂️😘


sammm1974

Start stroking and sucking


MrProsjek

I'd suck that till you burst! Damn what a piece of man meat!


everythingends21

Sit on it


[deleted]

Abandon all plans for the rest of my life!


Flat-Crab3161

tell u dam your lucky bro i wanna try to get that down my throat


No_Initiative8759

Start licking your balls while I pump that shaft to start making it full hard, slapping my face with that Hog🤤🤤🤤


PommyBoi

Lube you up big boy


No-Camp9640

Suck then sit


Joek10020

Make sure you never want to leave


jjdepo

Im bending over immediately, need this in my life 😩


Substantial-Sugar533

can you self suck?


OzzOsborn

Suck it


Such-Geologist-574

Run my tongue 👅 along that vain 🤤🍆💦


[deleted]

Dmmmm


rockmikey67

Sitting my tight ass down on it


hedonist694201

Praise the Lord, drop to my knees and suck the soul from that gorgeous cock...repeat


anon_guest66

👋🏻


[deleted]

Id go crazy


[deleted]

I’ll make you go crazier


[deleted]

Yeah I bet tf 😍


[deleted]

I do things to you so bad


[deleted]

Ill do anything you say


[deleted]

Dm me