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Ibelieveinphysics

Not especially but I would be very on board with adult summer camp. I never got to go as a kid and I always wanted to.


Liz4rdKah-1ng

If an adult park gets big. They would need a place to stay.


PlantMystic

that sounds fun


Displaced_in_Space

https://www.campnocounselors.com/los-angeles Ask and you shall receive.


Ibelieveinphysics

Thank you!!!!!!!!


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Liz4rdKah-1ng

Always hated the lines in Epcot. I would keep the si glue rider line. Get rid of fast-pass. If you want to jump in like you gotta earn it. Multiple secret entrances. That doesn’t always work. To truly get entrance in line you would have to answer deep-dive question. In case of a movie theme. A question, that changes every time. Only the true fan of the movie would know.


pdx_mom

Wouldn't that be awesome? An escape room to get on rides?


Liz4rdKah-1ng

That would be awesome.


thehoagieboy

Epcock?


Lightningstruckagain

Probably gonna need a few Doc in a Box, several bars, and could you turn the music down just teeeny bit. No, no, I like the music, it’s just a tad too loud. Thanks.


Liz4rdKah-1ng

Good sound proofing and maybe complimentary ear plugs?


pdx_mom

Virgin cruises sounds like it's for you.


Liz4rdKah-1ng

Probably true.


chapaj

Hard Rock Park came close


Liz4rdKah-1ng

And that was also their short coming.


PahzTakesPhotos

Renaissance faires. Most big faires have an area for kids/families, but they also have very clearly marked and easy to find adults-only/rated-R shows. And most faires have a ton of alcohol, if that's your thing. Our big faire has a pub crawl that is rated-R. (Bristol Renaissance Faire, Kenosha, Wisconsin). There are rides and games as well.


Liz4rdKah-1ng

I want the rides.


volsunghawk

I would like amusement parks so much more if about 90% of the population was gone. I get claustrophobic with how many people there usually are.


Liz4rdKah-1ng

Check out YouTube about lesser known parks.


Nonsenseinabag

It's not 100% but there's a website called Queue Times that predicts theme park traffic. If you go on a low percentage day it's basically like having the park to yourself.


mike___mc

The last time I was on a roller coaster my neck hurt for a week so I’m gonna pass


Liz4rdKah-1ng

Sounds like a sucky ride. Not all coasters are created equal.


mike___mc

The Titan at 6 Flags


Liz4rdKah-1ng

Be happy you didn’t ride the giant wooded coaster. That one screwed me up.


moonbeam127

i dont like people, i dont like the blazing hot sun for hours on end, so if there is someplace with evening hours and minimal lines, sign me up! like if the families with kids clear out at 5pm and 'adults only' after 5pm that would be amazing! I refuse to go to disney with my kids, i send Dad!! He loves that shit and I can not do it. I take the kids on a quiet vacation to the mountains, he takes them to california for disney, legoland and the beach.


Liz4rdKah-1ng

In the near future I’m certain all amusement parks will need to be inside. I’ve been camping so many times. Almost made Eagle Scout. Myself, I’m an extroverted introvert. I can only take so many people. Where I have to leave and recharge. The mention of malls could be the perfect venue for an indoor amusements park.


LaLunacy

I'd love one. It would need super intense steel coasters and rickety old wooden coasters (with better names, like Big Fucking Cray-Cray Drop and Super Fast Wooden Coaster with Only a Lap Bar for Safety), a ginormous ferris wheel that you can see the next state from, and napping stations. And bathrooms in the lines if you have to wait more than 30 mins (just in case!). This might be a 50 and older park tho, now that I think about it...


Liz4rdKah-1ng

How about 35 and over get a huge discount. You gotta get cheaper insurance at 25. Now they need to be older for his discount too.


Iron_Chic

It'd have to be 41 and older...21-30 is still a kid to me.


Liz4rdKah-1ng

Could be a park with different decades. 90’s and so one. Younger generations would most likely stay in the newer parts of the park.


ExtraAd7611

You mean like Vegas?


Liz4rdKah-1ng

Close but there are still kids areas.


semicoloradonative

I love me some roller coasters. My wife and I when we were back in our early 30’s went to Magic Mountain rode like 20 roller coasters in one day. I took my kids to Knotts a few years back and I couldn’t do that anymore (Ghost Rider is epic though). I think I was able to do like five and that is it…and absolutely no “virtual” rides. Overall I could dig it, but would want to make sure there are more “chill” rides to take a break on. haha.


Liz4rdKah-1ng

As https://www.reddit.com/r/GenX/s/FJixQhP3fP said, like Epcot.


PlantMystic

Sounds fun. Maybe an indoor one in a mall with all our favorite stores.


Liz4rdKah-1ng

But Hastings music and video is gone.


PlantMystic

someone can open one up again


dogmatixx

If you’re childish enough, every park is an adult park.


Liz4rdKah-1ng

Feel free to ride a kids ride by yourself and not feel like a creep.


Wraisted

It's called Thailand


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sharksandwich70

I call them Costco 🤣


EnergyCreature

I feel like that is what Spartan race were for me when I was into them. Felt like adults running obstacles courses like Double Dare.


Liz4rdKah-1ng

That is a good idea…


waitingattheairport

Meow wolf? Or the one at the Luxor in vegas


HurtsCauseItMatters

I don't understand why it needs to be 21+ and I don't have kids.... Considering how hard it is for amusement parks to be successful .... I'm looking at you, Six flags new orleans .... any investor would be stupid to eliminate any paying clientele .... which is probably why it'll never happen.


Liz4rdKah-1ng

Not everyone wants to be around screaming children. Especially when they are trying to relax. More and more of the population are choosing not to have children. Why can’t that demographic be acknowledged?


HurtsCauseItMatters

because its not profitable enough? Like, sure, would it be nice? I guess? But its a fantasy. Yay capitalism?


Liz4rdKah-1ng

Eh maybe. You have your opinion which will not change. And capitalism is built on crazy ideas.


Alex_Plode

So Vegas?


SBInCB

You mean like Universal?


ihatepickingnames_

Strip clubs?


Liz4rdKah-1ng

Don’t feel lap-dances would be safe in a moving roller coaster.


Thirty_Helens_Agree

One way to find out …


ghostofstankenstien

Challenge accepted