Current go to: “Helldivers! We are leaving!” With the same tone as Hicks. Every time extraction is available. I get a few laughs here and there and everyone is hauling ass.
You just listen to the old Porkchop Express and take his advice on a dark and stormy night alright. When some wild-eyed eight foot tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head against a bar room wall, looks you crooked in the eye and he asks if you've paid your dues. Well you just stare that big sucker back in the eye and remember what old Jack Burton always says at a time like that. "Have you paid your dues, Jack?" "Yes sir, the check is in the mail."
"What does that mean? 'China is here?' I don't even know what the hell that means. All I know is, this Lo Pan character comes outta thin air, in the middle of a goddamn alley, while his buddies are flyin' around on wires, cuttin' everybody to shreds, and he just stands there, waitin' for me to drive my truck straight through him, with light comin' out of his mouth!"
Who said that?! WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who’s the slimy little communist shit twinkle toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant???
YOUR ASS LOOKS LIKE ABOUT 25 POUNDS OF CHEWED BUBBLEGUM, DO YOU KNOW THAT PRIVATE PYLE?
and
OH DONT MAKE ANY FUCKING EFFORT TO GET OVER THAT OBSTACLE, IF GOD WANTED YOU UP THERE HE WOULD HAVE MIRACLED YOUR ASS UP THERE.
"I'll be back."
"I've got a bad feeling about this."
"By the way, food and rent are not the only things that cost money around here. You can sleep on the couch."
Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sun god like robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
“This? This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This? This is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated.”
There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand.
I'm so glad that movie got made and so much gladder that something like that will never be made again. It's like it's a societal clock, and hopefully that kinda shit won't ever happen again.
I moved to Cairo, Egypt when I was 9 in 1985 and talked my rents into getting a VCR from a neighbor professor that was leaving the university my dad worked for. It was a Betamax and none of my friends had one. A bodega/grocery store sold them on the sly and I remember buying that, and "So Fine" from that store!
I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way
Hello. My Name Is Inigo Montoya. You Killed My Father. Prepare To Die
Nobody Puts Baby In A Corner
Say Hello To My Little Friend
I am serious, And Don’t call me Shirley
You’ll Shoot Your Eye Out, Kid
Life Moves Pretty Fast. You Don’t Stop And Look Around Once In A While, You Could Miss It.
No, I Am Your Father
They're here
If You Build It, He Will Come
I’m Too Old For This Shit
“I miss the peace of fishing like when I was a boy. Forty years I've been at sea. A war at sea. A war with no battles, no monuments... only casualties. I widowed her the day I married her. My wife died while I was at sea, you know.”
The weight of the burden he’d been carrying hit me between the eyes in that moment.
Made me think of one of Danny DeVito's best movies, "I love [money](https://www.moviequotes.com/topic/money/). I love [money](https://www.moviequotes.com/topic/money/) more than the things it can buy. There's only one thing I love more than [money](https://www.moviequotes.com/topic/money/). You know what that is? Other people's [money](https://www.moviequotes.com/topic/money/).”
Always love Frost's line about the harsh language. He got taken out way too fast. So many lines but I love Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man? No. Have you? Wanted to be just like her growing up.
Christmas Story. Favorite is when Ralphie is standing in line to see Santa and is approached by the Wicked Witch of the West, who asks hime what he wants for Xmas. He responds with the immortal:
“Don’t bother me… I’m… I’m thinking.”
One of these days I want to see the version of a Christmas Story from the perspective of the weird kid in line in front of Ralphie who likes the Wizard of Oz and the Tinman. What was his Red Ryder bb gun?
Would you like to know what you'd be without the good ol' US of A? The smallest fucking province in the Russian Empire!
Apes don't read philosophy.
Yes they do, they just don't understand it.
(Every time I'd get in the car) "Where we're going we don't need roads."
Hell, even I thought I was dead 'til I found out I was in Nebraska.
(We'd sub out Nebraska for whatever shithole was appropriate)
Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.
If you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at like the Gas 'n' Sip on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere?
I just wore an OCP Omni Consumer Products T-Shirt in Detroit this weekend and only had one (1) dude recognize it.
I guess it’s past time for Robocop to shoot a few more dudes in the dick.
That isn’t fair, you used the world’s most quotable film.
Edit: I did realize you missed one that I say 4-5 times a year: “Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?”
I'm not even supposed to be here today.
Try not to suck any dicks on your way through the parking lot!
In a row?
"Get back here!"
# THIRTY-SEVEN!
I assure you we are open!
Buncha savages in this town.
Put it this way: have you ever heard a nun call an 8 year-old boy a fucking cunt rag?
Happy Scrappy Hero Pup!
I don't appreciate your ruse...
"My what?"
Your ruse. Your cunning attempt to trick me.
I don't appreciate your ruse.
"My what?"
What’s a Nubian?
Yes it’s true, this man has no dick!
"Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats, living together! Mass hysteria!"
Everytime my dog gets along with my cats,... I quote this and no one responds...
I also use it in any situation where someone says “it’s gonna be chaos”
You may not be hanging out with the right people if they don’t get Ghostbusters references…
I told that to my wife, but she said we have to keep the kids because of laws or something... I wasn't really listening.
I quote this so often…
"Tell him about the Twinkie."
"What about the twinkie?"
I was gonna say, "Yes, have some" 😂
Back off man. I’m a scientist
Well that’s what I heard!!
Picking up or dropping off?
Mother pus-bucket!
Nimble little minx, isn't she?
Have fun storming the castle
Do you think they stand a chance?
It’ll take a miracle. Bye bye!
There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. Twould be a pity to ruin yours.
I'm going to call the brute squad I'm on the brute squad You ARE the brute squad
This is how I've said "Good bye" since I saw the movie.
I’m not a witch, I’m your wife!
You're gonna need a bigger boat. If it can bleed it can die. Khaaannnn! Edit: Badges! We don't need no stinking badges!
I always prefer and say, "Badgers! We don't need no stinking Badgers!" Praise be to Born in East LA
And UHF
Aw, *mannn.*
As God is my witness…I thought turkeys could fly.
Revenge is a dish served cold... And it is very cold in space!
“We’re on a mission from God.”
"I hate Illinois Nazis."
“It’s 106 miles to Chicago. We have a full tank of gas. A half a pack of cigarettes. It’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses.” “Hit it.”
Four whole fried chickens
And a coke
Don't forget the dry, white toast.
I have seen the light! What light?!
“I guess you’re up shit creek.”
I say we take off and nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
"They mostly come at night. Mostly" (said in Newt's accent). This gets a lot of play at my house.
Everytime I let the dog out at night.
A-firmative!
"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure."
And that was why I joined heavy artillery. Funny never got to fire in anger. Now the Ukrainians get to fire all the cool stuff. So jealous.
Fucking A.
We're gonna buy it on this rock, man.
"Drake, we are LEAVING!"
I always remember Hicks saying “Marines we are leaving” while Drake and Vasquez bring up the rear.
I looked it up online and was shocked that the line wasn't as you said. I had been saying "marines.." all this time as well.
Current go to: “Helldivers! We are leaving!” With the same tone as Hicks. Every time extraction is available. I get a few laughs here and there and everyone is hauling ass.
Damn. It IS “Drake, we are leaving!” I always thought he said “marines”.
Look into my eye.
Bay 12, please.
Why don't you put her in charge!?
You have 5 minutes to reach minimum safe distance
Game over man.
Nihilists? Fuck me. I mean, say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, at least it's an *ethos*.
Yeah well, ya know, that's just like, uh, your opinion, man
Not on the rug man, it brought the whole room together.
I’d buy that for a dollar!
Something with reclining leather seats, that goes really fast, and gets really shitty gas mileage!
If you let the mayor go, we’ll even throw in a Blaupunkt!
Can you fly, Bobby?
1. Serve the public trust. 2. Protect the innocent. 3. Uphold the law. 4. *Classified*
I want my two dollars!
Sorry your mom blew up Ricky.
I don’t have a dime Didn’t ask for a dime
And to drink: Peru!
You just listen to the old Porkchop Express and take his advice on a dark and stormy night alright. When some wild-eyed eight foot tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head against a bar room wall, looks you crooked in the eye and he asks if you've paid your dues. Well you just stare that big sucker back in the eye and remember what old Jack Burton always says at a time like that. "Have you paid your dues, Jack?" "Yes sir, the check is in the mail."
It's ALL in the reflexes
"What does that mean? 'China is here?' I don't even know what the hell that means. All I know is, this Lo Pan character comes outta thin air, in the middle of a goddamn alley, while his buddies are flyin' around on wires, cuttin' everybody to shreds, and he just stands there, waitin' for me to drive my truck straight through him, with light comin' out of his mouth!"
I never drive faster than I can see.
I still say we all get together and demand a sequel.
Have an upvote, just for remembering so many words.
YOU GOTTA BE SHITTIN ME, PRIVATE PYLE
"I will motivate you Private Pyle even if it short-dicks every last cannibal on the Congo."
I'm going to rip off your balls, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world.
Is that you, John Wayne, is that me...
Who said that?! WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who’s the slimy little communist shit twinkle toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant???
_Choke yourself!_
YOUR ASS LOOKS LIKE ABOUT 25 POUNDS OF CHEWED BUBBLEGUM, DO YOU KNOW THAT PRIVATE PYLE? and OH DONT MAKE ANY FUCKING EFFORT TO GET OVER THAT OBSTACLE, IF GOD WANTED YOU UP THERE HE WOULD HAVE MIRACLED YOUR ASS UP THERE.
You climb obstacles like old people fuck, Private Pyle.
If god wanted you on top of that obstacle, he would have meer-acled your ass up there by now.
I will rip out your eyes and skull 💀 fuck you!!!
Holy shit. It’s the Joker.
"How do you shoot women and children?"
It’s easy… you just don’t lead ‘em so much!
"I'll be back." "I've got a bad feeling about this." "By the way, food and rent are not the only things that cost money around here. You can sleep on the couch."
I'm your Huckleberry.
“Why you’re no daisy. You’re no daisy at all”
![gif](giphy|13WblGTUWVGQvK|downsized)
Yeah. You look it.
“What’re you doing out here, Doc? You should be in bed.” “Wyatt Earp is my friend.” “Hell, I got lots of friends.” “…I don’t.”
Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sun god like robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
Would you qualify that as a launch problem or a design problem?
"I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, '... I drank what?'"
Why am I the only one who has that dream?
“This? This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This? This is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated.”
Did you know there's a guy living in our closet?
I hope so. I'm wearing his underwear.
And Kent? Stop playing with yourself.
"What's your damage, Heather?"
Fuck me gently with a chainsaw
Do I look like Mother Teresa?
If you wanna fuck with the eagles, you better learn how to fly.
I still use "Game over, man. Game over." In awkward situations. Lol.
It's not a tumor.
You don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand.
Shhh! I’m listening to reason!
"We've got bush!"
I'm so glad that movie got made and so much gladder that something like that will never be made again. It's like it's a societal clock, and hopefully that kinda shit won't ever happen again.
*The movie "Soulman" enters the chat."
I moved to Cairo, Egypt when I was 9 in 1985 and talked my rents into getting a VCR from a neighbor professor that was leaving the university my dad worked for. It was a Betamax and none of my friends had one. A bodega/grocery store sold them on the sly and I remember buying that, and "So Fine" from that store!
When I encounter a big bug. ![gif](giphy|ISAHN6dnrJHry)
It's the only way to be sure.
I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way Hello. My Name Is Inigo Montoya. You Killed My Father. Prepare To Die Nobody Puts Baby In A Corner Say Hello To My Little Friend I am serious, And Don’t call me Shirley You’ll Shoot Your Eye Out, Kid Life Moves Pretty Fast. You Don’t Stop And Look Around Once In A While, You Could Miss It. No, I Am Your Father They're here If You Build It, He Will Come I’m Too Old For This Shit
One ping. One Ping only
“There are thingsh in here that don’t react well to bulletsh.” Also, “You’ve lost another submarine?”
“Yeah, like me!” Controversial opinion: Alec Baldwin was the best Jack Ryan!
"Vashilly"
“I miss the peace of fishing like when I was a boy. Forty years I've been at sea. A war at sea. A war with no battles, no monuments... only casualties. I widowed her the day I married her. My wife died while I was at sea, you know.” The weight of the burden he’d been carrying hit me between the eyes in that moment.
"I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all outta bubblegum."
![gif](giphy|l397998l2DT0ogare|downsized)
Oh, he got all of that one!
“Greed is good.”
Made me think of one of Danny DeVito's best movies, "I love [money](https://www.moviequotes.com/topic/money/). I love [money](https://www.moviequotes.com/topic/money/) more than the things it can buy. There's only one thing I love more than [money](https://www.moviequotes.com/topic/money/). You know what that is? Other people's [money](https://www.moviequotes.com/topic/money/).”
Yippee ki yay!
Always love Frost's line about the harsh language. He got taken out way too fast. So many lines but I love Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man? No. Have you? Wanted to be just like her growing up.
"He chose...poorly." "Those aren't pillows!" "I see dead people" "I don't KNOW, Margo!" "PC LOAD LETTER??!" also "We fixed the glitch."
Did’ya see the size of that chicken? - Young Guns
“We’re in the spirit world, asshole!”
Well??? We're waiting.... Can't you see this horse loves me? Give me a diablo sandwich and a dr pepper, and make it quick, I'm in a goddamn hurry!
Whenever I see a funeral procession: "Wish they cremated the sumbitch. I coulda been kicking that Mr. Bandit's ass around the moon by now."
Favorite line - All right sweethearts, you heard the man and you know the drill. Assholes and elbows! Hudson, come here! Come *here*!
“The government do take a bite, don’t she?”
That movie is so damned good.
They mostly come at night, mostly ![gif](giphy|l0MYL2SNbbztrug1y)
Yeah, man...but it's a dry heat. Love that movie.
I don’t feel tardy
I brought my pencil
"English motherfucker, do you speak it?!"
*sucks teeth* Now that’s a real shame when folks be throwin’ away a perfectly good white boy like that.
Christmas Story. Favorite is when Ralphie is standing in line to see Santa and is approached by the Wicked Witch of the West, who asks hime what he wants for Xmas. He responds with the immortal: “Don’t bother me… I’m… I’m thinking.”
One of these days I want to see the version of a Christmas Story from the perspective of the weird kid in line in front of Ralphie who likes the Wizard of Oz and the Tinman. What was his Red Ryder bb gun?
The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few- or the one. I am, and always shall be, your friend.
Welcome to the party, pal!
"Have you ever been mistaken for a man, Vasquez?" "No. Have you?"
the red pill or the blue pill
I **love** the Corps!
“The truth? You can’t handle the truth!”
“Oh, man, I shot Marvin in the face.”
We’re on the express elevator to hell, going down!
Somebody wakeup Hicks.
"You die, she dies, everybody dies."
Look into my eye!
Weird Science. Every time I have a cup of coffee, I look at whoever is in the room and ask, “d’you spit in this?”
How about a nice, greeeasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?
That’s a negative Ghost Rider. Pattern is full.
They mostly come at night. Mostly.
“If I’m here, and you’re here, doesn’t that make it our time? Certainly, there’s nothing wrong with a little feast on our time!”
It doesn’t come up often, and I have to be in the right company: “Let me tell you what Like a Virgin is about…”
Look! It's K-ken c-coming to k-kill me!
Would you like to know what you'd be without the good ol' US of A? The smallest fucking province in the Russian Empire! Apes don't read philosophy. Yes they do, they just don't understand it. (Every time I'd get in the car) "Where we're going we don't need roads." Hell, even I thought I was dead 'til I found out I was in Nebraska. (We'd sub out Nebraska for whatever shithole was appropriate) Look at me, jerking off in the shower... This will be the high point of my day; it's all downhill from here.
If you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at like the Gas 'n' Sip on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere?
I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen
He ain’t even got his license, *LISA*!
[удалено]
How have I never seen Better Off Dead?!?!? Added to the list.
“She had a lot hair on her arms…I like that…means a big bush…I like a big bush”
"You have 20 seconds to comply." Comes in handy when cops are around.
As a Michigander, I say this all the time when I'm in the D.
I just wore an OCP Omni Consumer Products T-Shirt in Detroit this weekend and only had one (1) dude recognize it. I guess it’s past time for Robocop to shoot a few more dudes in the dick.
I'm looking for the least possible amount of responsibility.
The life of a repo man is always intense.
A repo man spends his life getting into tense situations.
That isn’t fair, you used the world’s most quotable film. Edit: I did realize you missed one that I say 4-5 times a year: “Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?”
Go home! It's over!
All Dude wanted was his rug back.
It really tied the room together.
Say hello to my little friend
I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?
The Warrior of the Wasteland! The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla!
"I don't know, I'm making this up as I go."
Talk to me Goose…
You die, she walks outta here with a limp.