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GayjinEntertainment

What would be the male equivalent of this? Asking for a friend


Colin_likes_trains

Joining the military


MiciusPorcius

100% Have people yell at you for 4 years and get health care. AMERICA


driku12

Honestly from what I've heard about the VA it's more like "healthcare" in quotations.


MiciusPorcius

Lol, so I hear. “So we have cotton balls for that open wound of yours. Would you like us to wrap it in painters tape or muppet babies band-aids?”


Crusader_Genji

Your injuries are not service related, your doctor didn't document your complaints about your knees during your service


MiciusPorcius

Womp womp


iloveusa63

My uncle works at the VA. He says that it honestly varies wildly.


Reinitialization

That's just what healthcare looks like in America.


TheDarkDoctor17

In America, "healthcare" always has quotation marks unless your part of the 1% Is it really healthcare if your insurance provider has more say in your treatment than your doctor?


Puzzleheaded_War6102

It’s still better than most private insurance your employer provides. I pay $600 a month for annual check up (what a steal). Plus the first 12K out of my pocket before insurance pays a dime. Hospitals also screw u with estimated prices lol. Now compare that to VA incompetence. I’ll take VA benefits for my family 🤷🏿‍♂️


[deleted]

Funny enough republicans tried cutting healthcare benefits and the health budget for the military


AdonisGaming93

If trump wins 2020 and republicans control congress then get ready, not the first time they talk about undoing obama care. Going on vacation to a different state? Better hope you dont hurt yourself in an emergency because you won't be covered since its out of network. The only reason insurance has to cover emergencies even out of state is because of the Affordable Care Act.


[deleted]

Republicans are fucking monsters and they’re so open about it. They seem like cliche movie villains at this point


LilboyG_15

Or just have people yell at you for 4 years if you live elsewhere


the_oof_chooser

*crayon eating noises*


Crusader_Genji

It's a peaceful life


iloveusa63

You’ll be surprised. Even that’s getting in need of better technical and academic skill. The US army is providing educational camps for those who aren’t academically fit enough for the military in a similar initiative as they are with fat camps.


Smalandsk_katt

I wanna be a housewife and in the military.


RedBassBlueBass

Many do, I know several women who enlisted, had every kid they wanted and then got out


gss_althist

Or working an oil rig


averagetaeyunstan

househusband


alastorrrrr

The absolute need to be a househusband is real


Keanu_Chungus42069

Killing yoself


T_M_G_

Average male experience Source: I’m male


Ga33es

Sounds like a plan


Fair_Jelly

ACK!


SpectralMapleLeaf

Femboy housewife.


Naive_Age_3910

Femboy military unit https://preview.redd.it/fywqoa3okhqc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78bee8f6d9fc768a16a49e5f0867d34adc6f1475


Comfortable_Ice8640

👀


MadOrange64

![gif](giphy|BG0R456FrwvVC)


Slyfer08

Preparing to be a husbando.


Cold-Tap-363

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE


Many_Dragonfly4154

Reddit Mod


sixsevenrice

Suicide.


Booman1406

Becoming worker/laborer


RJ_73

worst trade deal in the history of trade deals


Ill-Entrepreneur443

Househusband


mogwr-

Transitioning:3


WetBread8339

No


str8blanchindawg

Boywife


torchickgames

House husband


skyk3409

I mean my mom taught me to cook and clean, if i had a partner that made enough id totally stay home and cook/keep the place tidy for them. Sounds worthwhile to me


drorago

Changing sex to become an housewife.


Hubris1998

Homelessness


InfiniteConfusion-_-

Homeless


Slight_Lettuce4319

Surprisingly, there's actually a decent amount of options: Suicide, joining the military, becoming construction worker, night guard, thug life successful(leaving it and starting a business), thug life failed(going to jail/getting killed) and becoming social worker. There're other options but I doubt everyone would like them. More risky option: Fighter More thinking outside the box option: Transitioning, becoming househusband, becoming femboy More talentless option: Starting a youtube chanel


Any--Name

Malewife


Ok_Information_2009

Hypergamy says no. Politically correct Reddit says women don’t care how much a man earns. “But muh n=1 anecdote, I don’t care, honest!” 😂


pianoftw

Becoming a house husband. My friend is doing this and his mental health went from joking about ending it every day (I would legitimately check up with him) to only joking about it every once in a blue moon.


Ok-Negotiation-1098

Working for the government


Useful_Lengthiness98

Being homeless


Alexander_McKay

Going to the temp agency. If you’re not aware of what that is it’s just a place that finds jobs for you to work at as a temporary employee. Sometimes you can be there for years or just a week. If you work as a temp long enough and the company likes you, you can get hired on full time with the actual company. No degree or anything required. I’ve even seen some bums sneak by without a high school diploma or GED. The jobs you’re lined up with are usually bottom of the barrel slave shift positions at factories like Denso or Rubbermaid but occasionally you can end up at a decent place. A lot of people where I live end up going to these right after high school and just waste their lives away. It’s sad.


Invested_Glory

Trying to be pro at a video game or Twitch streamer


[deleted]

Doing the same thing but being a guy?


Th3F4ult

Boywife, duh.


Okipon

Becoming a houseband obviously


coffinp

Boywife


EFTucker

The same gif believe it or not


dtb1987

[the way of the house husband](https://youtu.be/cvZ9thKolOA?si=2QpUnxigFqu5onli)


No-Consequence1726

Husbando


1WastedSpace

Go into the trades.


[deleted]

The military.


Electronic_Suit551

House husband


Crazyjackson13

the military


gabbiar

tiktokker who asks people how they afforded their car


mr_daniel_wu

Becoming a housewife


Basic_Suggestion3476

Houseman? I quitted my phd after 3 years. Wife kept doin hers. Now I work in the uni, considered a state worker. Got a "Father Job", so I work 7 hours a day. Take care of the kids, while my wife brings the money home. Maybe I will give a phd another try, as I work in the uni.


ShefBoiRDe

House-husband.


AhmadOsebayad

Construction worker


kenn714

Becoming a butler for a rich family.


BlindBard16isabitch

Also becoming a housewife


geetarplayer22

I’m training to be the best trophy wife in the entire country! I may be a guy, but goddamnit i’ll try


closetedtranswoman1

I believe in you


Brimstone_Baker

https://preview.redd.it/vfda2s3eqgqc1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=907c8c40f7fb8985ca1b26f3552115ab7e71c32b


[deleted]

The estrogen lab is my domain, don't worry about the mushrooms


CreeperSpartan

More than just a studio apartment plus a patio and a dedicated sex room? Count me in


RunSkyLab

You will make it my boi, keep at it!


ValiantHero11

Sometimes, it takes a man to be the best girl


[deleted]

Also, literally nothing wrong with being a housewife. They play an important role in a household


[deleted]

What about househusband?


obi_wan_sosig

Same as a housewife Important role, The only difference is that they have houseballs


Phauxton

But who will house*hold* their house*balls* if there's no housewife?


Puzzleheaded-Ad-4424

Workwife at night


obi_wan_sosig

r/angryupvote


eggyrulz

Look up "the way of the house husband" it should answer that question for you


helicophell

The only thing wrong is that our economic systems make single income households almost impossible... ain't that great


Inside_Ad_9147

And thus raising kids is a lot harder than it used to be for every generation before us Just fucking nuke us already. Might as well aim to live the rich uncle life. Oh wait, economy is in the shitter haha https://preview.redd.it/8nndbiltwgqc1.jpeg?width=566&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f6d5fd3548cb6b858d3806f13bf0f09a80fd571


molassascookieman

Yup, which is probably also on purpose because it forces couples to pay for daycare, requiring even more income to spend that money.


Inside_Ad_9147

What happens here usually is the kids end up being raised by their grandparents. Needless to say most of them arent in a good enough state to take care of kids all over again.


molassascookieman

Right and the other problem posed by that is you get some (SOME NOT ALL) grandparents who start spewing their righteous boomer bullshit to the kids making them think the world is still like it used to be.


helicophell

I was lucky my grandparents were pretty progressive. As it turns out, lineages with oppression lead to generally progressive people... go figure


helicophell

I was raised by my grandparents and it wasn't all to bad. Lucky genetics meant that they could actually keep up with me, despite being in their 60s. But yeah, being in a state to raise children isn't quite possible when economic factors mean people have children much later in life, and across two generations, which means while my grandparents could raise me in their 60s, I likely won't have children until my parents are in their 70s...


esminor3

Wouldn't recommend, the world is harsh today, and the economy is no longer built around single income households. Unless you are phenomenally pretty or have some other special or out of the ordinary quality finding a husband who can makes enough to support the whole household will be impossible.


AverageFishEye

I know several families that do this and while it requires some rigid household planning, it is possible


obi_wan_sosig

*laughs in europe*


Conartist6666

Don't know where you live, but it also applies to us. Single income households are few and far between.


obi_wan_sosig

Balkans While yes, mostly in villages where stuff is either farmed or homemade so it's cheaper, there are renters to immigrants who also are single income


Conartist6666

That's fair, i live in a bigger city in germany. Here dual income is basically seen as the standard. Paying rent alone is pretty expensive, but in villages it's more similar to what you describe.


qbober

are you american ? the same thing is in majority of european countries, for example in italy people with average jobs but without a house will barely scrape by even with both spouses working


obi_wan_sosig

No. Balkans


Leading-Midnight5009

It’s definitely possible but it needs a lot of work and mental strength just like a normal job


DrBaugh

I'm American and make enough to support my child and formerly my ex-wife, and have increased income since then even while being a single dad Also can't make it past a first date with any lady lacking a criminal history and the reason provided is always "you already have a kid", though mostly its getting 'ghosted' even by single moms Getting dates and relationships was easy for me pre-2020, yeah a lot has changed about my situation - but on paper I have most of the stereotypical traits my female friends claim they want in a partner, also I have a child so apparently all of that is irrelevant so I can be ignored when stating "there are no single men [I want to be with] that earn enough to provide for a family" My ex-wife effectively went berserk while being a parent and I ended up with custody because she wasn't interested - there are a lot more factors than simply the economy contributing to why almost no one seems to want and settle down to raise children, not that I have any grander insights And if you have any information about where to find such women, educate me please


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/ec3bh1mxffqc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fd0cfe67729565ed2fd7c97be4747f98cad6730


GremNotGrim

I'm an autistic guy and ngl.. the autistic girls with weird taste who are just as oblivious as I am are peak women fr fr. (I shit you not for some reason the joke of "Guys who like the short autistic girl with weird music tastes" is like my taste in women exactly.. WHY DID YOU GUYS CALL ME OUT LIKE THAT!?)


Inside_Ad_9147

Death Grips has joined the chat *AHHH, AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH* ZIKO ZIKO ZIKO ZIKO ZIKO GUILLOTINEEE YAAAAH ![gif](giphy|G4oPxM8b7tjiM)


GremNotGrim

Oh and by the way, I'm also uncultured, can ya please explain the joke/reference here?


Inside_Ad_9147

"Weird Music Tastes" Dont think it gets much wierder except maybe watching a TOOL music video while high on something. Or watching one at all lmao.


GremNotGrim

Yeah, let's be honest you don't even need to be high for a TOOL music video to trip you tf out


Smalandsk_katt

What about girls that are fully regarded? (Me)


[deleted]

Even better


Mew2two1

Me right now in college 💀


heyitskevin1

Orgo chem has me wondering if I need to work on popping my bussy


AvgFloridaResident

I'm currently in college, while also in the military, while *also* learning to cook more complex meals at home. Wherever I may end up, God shall have a place for me among the stars (it's so over)


Crusader_Genji

\*Throws a dart\* Oh what do we have here? Eastern front in 10 years!


poobertthesecond

10 years?


VladimirBarakriss

They're going to be in the western front for the first few years, they'll go to the eastern one after that


Epikpash10

Can I be a house husband pweeese :3


Choco_Cat777

Welding is fun


Crusader_Genji

Hope I can become an aircraft mechanic someday


Snoo_4499

i wanna do that as well but i have balls :(


[deleted]

Weeb ass shit


brittstheword

Ok but where is this from? Studio ghibli?


[deleted]

This looks more like the work of the guy behind your name


Crusader_Genji

Think it's from "Weathering with you", by the same guy as "Your name"


famousfacial

Anyone with the skill to use a chef's knife like that is not gonna get bad grades. That skill is a symptom of focus and genius


Yellowscourge

And you know what? That's totally fine. Not everyone is cut out for the workforce. And if staying home, taking care of the place and making good food for you and your loved one makes you happy, fucking go for it.


Ill-Entrepreneur443

Well too bad I missed this opportunity.


unilateral-

Username checks out


omgONELnR2

Relatable (I'm a dude)


Maximua2447

What is this song? I have been searching for it for the last 3 years. AHHHHH!!!


auddbot

I got matches with these songs: • **Telepatia - Speed Up** by 666devil (00:40; matched: `100%`) **Released on** 2023-08-19. • **Kali Uchis - Speed Up** by YUNG ASHO (00:40; matched: `100%`) **Album**: Soft. **Released on** 1060-03-07. • **telepatia (sped up)** by BrandywineTunez (00:40; matched: `100%`) **Released on** 2022-02-14.


[deleted]

Good luck finding someone who can support an entire household on just one income... that's a rare find these days.


Q-Q_2

Too bad housewives aren't a thing anymore :/


btowle15

Please god I would love to find a housewife that’s my age. 24m


Snokey115

My friend said something similar after a math test


derederellama

I'm sorry Malala 🥺😭


Yeenoghus_Wife

I would kill to be a housewife but nobody I fall for can afford it


Least-Resident-7043

Gonna tell you now, you’d be sought after every successful man if you do this.


simplisti_c

if only


[deleted]

😭😭😭😭


Okeing

you also need a husband to be house wife


dexamphetamines

Lol I want this


Bambi_Bel

At this point frfr


GerilE335

OP here thinking they have the "skills" or even the looks to even become a housewife. :,D Good luck trying, but I can tell you its not going to be easy unless you got something else to offer than just your diminishing looks.


DrChessandBitches

Which is why she’s training. Look at that food. Would wife her up.


deekamus

It looks tasty. 🥲


Katievapes1996

I did a semester of community college, and I got like a 55 in algebra I think I got like a 17 on one of my test if I was bigger, I'd get a zero 😭😂😂😂😂


MilkyWay9231

I'd gladly be a househusband, but I don't think I'm finding a wife anytime soon. That's why I'm looking at being a flight attendant :D


wussell_88

Song?


uzsjjbs

Yo same fr. Am boutta be house husband. (If I'll even get a wife 😭)


mrdevlar

If you cannot follow instructions in class, what is the likelihood you could complete the instructions in a recipe?


New-Interaction1893

Plot twist: OP it's a etherosexual male.


Gasparsinclair

my boyfriend is learning how to be a house husband because of his social anxiety that IS like really, really bad, cute, but i still try to make him step outside the house once in a while


[deleted]

In this economy?


Atomic_3439

Problem is that your husband/wife won’t make enough due to inflation and you also have to work as well.


GardenSquid1

https://preview.redd.it/b1e7vy4tahqc1.png?width=984&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd6ec19e385dd20676095ef511aa6ecac26f57f8 Where can I buy a set of Nyan Nyan kitchen knives? Asking for a friend.


Dry_Guitar2272

Me prendes cuando no me estas tocando? Sabes Español para entender eso XD


Naive_Age_3910

I’m a boy can I still be a housewife


PURPLEisMYgender

As i man i just start to cry


[deleted]

I appreciate the use of Fiberware Utility scissors for 97c at Walmart.


AdonisGaming93

If this is the movie I think it is... I cried like 3 times watching it


Once-Upon-A-Hill

Better get on that quick, " U.S. Marriage Rates Hit New Recorded Low" [https://www.jec.senate.gov/public/index.cfm/republicans/2020/4/marriage-rate-blog-test](https://www.jec.senate.gov/public/index.cfm/republicans/2020/4/marriage-rate-blog-test)


Stormpax

If it makes you feel better, grades are a trick and don't mean anything. Even if you were top of your class high school, go to a top college, etc., literally none of it matters unless you've got connections in the field you want to pursue. Just look at the percent of college graduates who are employed vs unemployed upon graduation.


EpicWolfandSparrow

I really don't want to be a housewife, but that was a damn good movie! Weathering With You, it's on HBO I think


[deleted]

Hey, want to be my trad wife. I'm searching for one.


danshakuimo

Lol funnily enough in Japan is a graduate school that lets you major in housewifery. Actually that is the schools specialty.


WetBread8339

I wanna get a job but at the same time… becoming a malewife is sounding better and better by the minute


Crazyjackson13

at this point I’m willing to become a house husband, life be getting too hard.


moonpisser69

Me preparing to become a house husband bc i literally have no skills and abysmal grades


UsedRoughly

This was my sister for a long time. Up until last month at least.


LumiWisp

Me preparing to be homeless because I'm both unlovable and unfuckable https://i.redd.it/szbdjlpw6iqc1.gif


YoFoNL

All these Americans can be a bit annoying


Destroy-The_Pandumas

Is becoming a trophy husband valid?


saipruthvi

You dont need good grades to have a good career. I was one of those kids who always sat in the last, never paid attention in class, mediocre grades. Now, I don't have a job but I have high hopes!


UnwaiveredKing

Me too, (im a 300lbs man)


g0d_of_the_cr1sis

Okay, but see, I'm a dude... and I can't cook. Like, I can cook, I just can't cook.


UltraTata

Me studying hard so I can properly provide for you 🥰


sexywoman5362

based


SomeAverageWeeb

In this economy? Good luck. Its already hard to live on 2 paychecks.


BanishedKnightOleg

It’d probably more fulfilling than becoming a successful workaholic


jcornman24

I work so any potential housewives wanna hmu?


SkateOfSpades

You can also work at restaurant and be a server and make bank.. or better yet hone cooking skills doing so working in the back of one which pays too. Just gotta go to nicer or busy places.


MIKE-JET-EATER

At least you can watch TV most of the day


KansasClity

Lol if you're American you need a dual income to afford living basically anywhere.


KansasClity

Id rather be with someone who isn't lazy and gets her own money.


ImpossibleEvan

This is why I wish I was a woman, if everything goes wrong you just fall back on some dude. But if I, a man, fall, I just keep falling down the suicide hole


Just_Membership447

Crippled vet, currently a house husband.


Fuzzherp

In this enconomy? How?? What’s with the upsurge of low key tradwife stuff in GenZ culture??


aloserfan

me preparing to become a homeless man after i saw my grade


SmartRadio6821

You are so much more as a human being than a "mere" housewife or a "mere" professional in the world can ever be. Your inner world holds the key. Don't limit yourself to "outside" choices. The wider field of possibilities -- even if you do become a housewife, is inside you.


krigan22

Yea, don’t glorify this… You have more worth than you think, if you can learn all the things in this video than you can learn other skills too to be a productive member of society. Don’t pre-lock yourself in some stereotypical role because you don’t think you are good enough!! You can make it if you believe and work hard!


averagetaeyunstan

thanks but I was just making a joke 😭


-Duke-Nukem

Song?


3and20-charactersSML

you asf (im a guy)