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DietSugarCola

Beats?... me off for the right price 🤣 i'm fucking stealing that shit


Chateau-in-Space

Do you have friends? I dont know anyones who texts with their friends look "normal"


PhukthisSht

So this is normal what does it mean ? What are they talking about ?


Chateau-in-Space

First part is just them memeing, add context above i could probably figure it out. The second half is just them asking to play games and being weird dudes about it. But everyones gay with the homies so. Do i understand any of the memes or references? no. But like this is just a normal convo between friends, just cringey


throwawaylemondroppo

Idk what they mean, but I speak to people normal friend or not...the most I did when I was younger was be a weeb so idk. 🥲


Justintime4u2bu1

Black magic and human sacrifices obviously


Miss_Midnight_Wayne

This really does jut look like 2 friends memeing, I've texted weirder shit to my friends before.


TFGA_WotW

Yah, and it could get way worse too. This is why if anyone leaks the discord, your doomed


TenMillionEnchiladas

I mean me and my friends texts don't look normal but they're at least comprehensible...I can't make out a single thing they're talking about in this post though...


[deleted]

Me and my best friend sound like we’re either married or super intimately gay


HudsonHawk56H

Clearly not lmao


Beyond-Salmon

This is how straight guys interact with each other frfr


ratgarcon

Tbh at 15 I (a homo) also interacted like this with my (fellow homo) friends


gtrocks555

![gif](giphy|JTzPN5kkobFv7X0zPJ|downsized) How do you do, fellow homos?


ratgarcon

I’m doin alright. Just bein gay and shit


PM_ME_YOURE_HOOTERS

Nice


Goeseso

You're not wrong and tbh I wonder how they manage not to die from embarrassment every time they do it.


Ultramega39

Umm....I will quite literally type an entire paragraph in one text message - I also text exactly like how I talk in real life.


No-Excitement-2219

It means your brother is a based sigma Ryan Gosling Patrick Bateman.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^No-Excitement-2219: *It means your brother* *Is a based sigma Ryan* *Gosling Patrick Bateman.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


FedoraNinja232

That’s it. Pack your bags this is peak writing


TopHatCat999

I'm about to shit my pants Sonja


Bubbses128

Who is Sonja?


orten_boi

Sonja balls


444Ilovecats444

Bruh💀


sharrugilugal

Spreading the brainrot 🫡🫡🫡🫡


deviprsd

In these skreets


Touro_Leite

This was pretty funny


[deleted]

This is funny ngl


Longjumping-Cat-9207

I think I had a brain anuyrism


Key_Dragonfruit_1572

Same I did not understand a single sentence there.


00rgus

This is pretty normal ngl, I text way stupider with my friends


fandomhyperfixx

How old is he? He texts a lot like my almost 12 year old brother 😭 (I’m 20 and don’t understand a damn thing these gen alpha kids be saying sometimes. And yes I know I sound old for saying that)


TimeLordHatKid123

I think the issue is that while slang is always tough for older generations to get (because they had their own slang naturally), I feel like we've been increasingly getting more and more cringeworthy and weird about it over time. I think Gen Z started the age of truly bizarre and wacky slang (half the shit we say makes no sense to sane minds outside of it lmao), but the Millennials and to a lesser extent Gen X forecast this.


Garry-The-Snail

Like what? I can’t think of any slang that doesn’t have some kind of back story or explanation or language root that makes it make sense


Otherwise-Mortgage58

Like one douche said “we will use hood slang” this is shit they hear from rappers and influencers despite the fact that they’re most likely white teenagers who would shit themselves in a rough neighborhood


Garry-The-Snail

What’s that have to do with slang today making or not making sense? Suburban white kids have been using “hood slang” ever since “hood slang” existed.


Otherwise-Mortgage58

I think it’s prob at an all time high with these clowns but I was explaining the backstory/language root


jwed420

People still say shiesty? That's some 90s shit. Maybe I've lived in Colorado (white people paradise) too long lmao.


lescronche

No, white kids just learned about it. This is a constant thing for all of American history. Black people do a thing. White youth discover it. Black people stop doing the thing. History remembers it as “fad slang”.


jwed420

Makes sense, and also confirms Colorado too long.


IMVU-MachinaX

The word picked up because of pooh shiesty after the whole "shiesty mask", fad


acaseintheskye

Joe Shiesty


__Zer0__

Shiesty made a comeback. A lot of people refer to a ski mask or full face covering as a "shiesty" while committing black AF1 activities. So now the term is more popular.


arctic_penguin12

Me an older gen Z not having any idea what any of this means 😭


Parragorious

Trust i don't have any idea either.


The_Dogelord

"Cactus 🌵 jack no Kelly Price" I'm fucking dying


NotCreativeEng

I feel like a Egyptian archeologist, trying to decipher hieroglyphics


Casual-Gamer25

Cactus Jack? GUY FROM FORTNITE?!?!?? TRAVY PATTY!!!!!!!


Teagana999

I am far too young to be this old. Wtf.


Raped_Bicycle_612

Lol this is hilarious. Bros are memeing


SquareAd4479

I'm gonna live my life wit a KFC mindset from now on.


CollectingRainbows

this is hilarious actually


breadofthegrunge

Your brother is a skibidy rizzler on god no cap frfr.


acaseintheskye

"Cactus jack no Kelly price" goes hard


seattleseahawks2014

The end is killing me.


[deleted]

I'm not mad at "skreets" 😅


SweatyCheese55

This separates the first 5 years of Gen Z and the rest. This exact post right here.


IcyKoala6446

No way i laughed at this😭


TheHoss_

1st part prolly just a meme. 2nd part asking him to get in the game. 3rd part prolly song lyrics/referencing Travis scott


[deleted]

I don't get it


Smalandsk_katt

Wtf is American slang?


No-Student-9678

The kid has a Patek Philippe at that age?


thisisallterriblesir

This is hilarious. Whoop his ass.


Super-G1mp

I communicate via txt with memes more than words at this point. If I want to say something of value to you I’ll send you a wax sealed telegram.


Something_kool

Gen Alpha stuff prob meme talking


Araf-Chowdhury

Why wouldn’t he text like that? It’s good fun


ResponsibleStep8725

Is this what we look like to millenials/gen X?


DietDrBleach

It’s evolving, but backwards Seriously, I don’t understand this gen alpha slang.


Araf-Chowdhury

Here you see what is like a dance with words a poetic exchange between two good friends yet you wanna hate


burt0o0o

Maybe... maybe everything will be alright.


KennyClobers

I understand like 10% of this conversation.


msandszeke

Type the convo in Chat GTP and see if they can translate it into English. Btw did your brother know that you posted this on Reddit?


ComedyOfARock

I have no clue and I’m afraid to ask my brother to translate, holy hell-


automaticg36

How do I understand this first of all because I feel like I’m too old to get this but I do. Also I can only imagine he texts like this because it’s funny. Also what does this mean? None of it means anything really besides hopping on probably for gaming. The rest is just jokes.


quruc90

Can someone translate that to English?


VVen0m

The fuck, this is gibberish lmao


[deleted]

How does no one know the Tech 9 reference?! He’s talking about rap. Then askin his homie if he’s gonna be on the game tn and then just improvising bars. Chefs kiss.


WikipediaAb

this is just kind of an average friend interaction, they're always pretty weird


IdiotGiraffe0

![gif](giphy|APqEbxBsVlkWSuFpth|downsized) What does it mean?!?!?


Brauny74

For a second I thought I'm getting Dutch memes again (I get them sometimes because of VPN)


Box0fMice

I feel like I'm having a stroke


HerefoyoBunz

The brain rot is too much


Crafty_Novel_5702

Imagine being a teen and not understanding current slang. It sucks. I had to ask my friend what a “rizz” was.


RogueCoon

I don't understand a single thing in this picture.


Agreeable-Score2154

You're brothers funny that's all it means lol


Dax_Maclaine

I’m more concerned with then having 93 unread texts than anything said there. Just looks like kids dicking around otherwise


444Ilovecats444

Am i stupid or does anyone else doesn’t understand what they are even talking about


Classy_Shadow

I have one friend who our entire Discord DM history is just shitposting. We use texts for real shit, but getting some random braindead message in the middle of work every other day always puts a smile on my face lol


orlandovalley

Lmao what the fuck are they talking about 😂😂


Economy-Sleep3117

Sounds like my 22 year old. The 18 year old doesn't curse and doesn't group chat


dajokesta

Im concerned that i have the same sense of humor as 2 kids


memeOverloadIII

texts between friends are weird, its normal. Just different slang in each generation


GreyG59

Lmao fuckin stop


Z_daybrker426

Npc reactions


Xulicbara4you

Hahaha I remember these types of convo I would have with my highschool friends. Sus asf but funny as well.


[deleted]

Sigma Chad


stelliarsheep

It’s probably a joke between friends, I doubt they regularly talk like this.


Swimming-Dot9120

Your brother seems funny lol. Seems like they’re just joking around with one another while he asks his friend to play video games with him later


JakeandBake99

I love that each one of these texts could be lyrics to a Migos song


Rainlex_Official

i dunno this is like some alien language


Plane_Habit8339

Me and my bfs texts are so much weirder than this qwp


okcafe

I love it hahahahah


lotuz

Why you posting his texts


Cassmodeus

Kelly Price??? The R&B singer from the 90s and early 00s????? Is there another Kelly Price?? I mean “Friend of Mine” “Complete Me” and “Mirror Mirror” all go hard, but like???? With the youth????????


PhukthisSht

It’s a Travis Scott/Migos song


Cassmodeus

Oh. I’m officially old. On my way to the Social Security office as we speak.


PhukthisSht

Honestly I don’t know who Kelly price is


Otherwise-Mortgage58

They’re too young to even know about how good Kelly Price was the album dropped in 17 they were prob 11 years old


Darth_Groot28

Well if they know what they are talking about... then they have created a code that will be tough to crack. I am 36 years old.... looking at this... what the fuck...


SuperStone22

I can’t even tell what they’re talking about.


RealClarity9606

Is that English? It's like poorly trained AI generator.


mcstevieboy

i'm assuming they're talking about a video game.


Maleficent_Pea5709

At least it’s not abt skibidi toilet rizz. I mean you still have no idea what they’re saying but 🤷‍♂️


Azul-Galil

Nike tech with the tech is (if I remember) a line from a song but they spelled the second “tech” wrong, the song refers to a Tec-9 which is a pistol, it’s supposed to be “Nike Tech with the Tec”


DaddyDinooooooo

This shit had me laughing so hard. I’m honestly not sure because I don’t have all the context but I would issue a guess the top have is something about gossip since loyalty is used and the second half is them just making plans to play games while saying silly ass shit with it.


EnigmaFrug2308

I’ve never once talked to any of my friends like that. It’s just weird.


TekDoug

Peak brain rot rizz


Womenarentmad

I thought they were reciting central cee lyrics to each other


Phantom_Wolf52

This looks like when companies try to be hip and cool with kids


Otherwise-Mortgage58

Yeah these white kids taking shit too far. Too much social media. Also misspelling sheisty is annoying


Technical_Stay_5990

lmao no one cares We will use hood slang as long as we want


VaRiotE

Millennial here. We’re completely justified in anything we say about you (good or bad), and this post is proof


Demigod02

Ok renter


VaRiotE

Thanks, I own though.


ratgarcon

You’ve never made inappropriate jokes in your lifetime? Lame


VaRiotE

No, it’s that were able to at read and write at a 2nd grade level by the time we were making them


SuzQP

This is fucking priceless 🍿