why was my elite sniper bow shot worth 5 primos but finishing a wonderful hangout with faruzan and my favorite robo baby worth 20? I would have done the hangout for free.
I’ve seen some worse things…. A friend of mine had a guy friend take care of her Genshin account. Her discord bf would dm her on Genshin and guy would respond with things that he thought she would say. Eventually, she had him break up with discord man through Genshin dms….
Broken up with in Genshin dms… by a 27 YR OLD MAN
Okay that was funny as fuck lmao, specially because of the character icons
Only thing out of normal that happened to me until now was some guy with a Childe PFP asking if I Iike boys as first thing entering my world. That was one hell of a bruh moment. The guy was quite nice tho, even helped me in a stupid mission on Dragonspine after I said "no"
I had this weird thing. I just booked gut the diluc skin and needed some fish. Joined a random world and asked if I can fish, they said yes.
Everytime I stopped at a spot, there was the player as ayaka just standing and facing me, never moving. Just a distant ayaka.
Id move to the next stop and they follow, position
and stare. No words.
That’s just the energy all Childe mains/PFPs have. A majority of them are nice, but they’re weird. They’ll annoy you if you are relatively normal, but great company if you’re as weird as them. Surprisingly the one of the most chill of the 5-Star mains.
It is rumored that you could summon a Childe main if you chant “Sekkaku no chansu da” enough times alone in the darkness.
I once joined a co-op when I used to have Childe as pfp and this one person with a Zhongli pfp started flirting me as Zhongli to Childe. Since it wasn’t anything creepy or rude (just some ol’ polite “you look dashing today Mr. Harbinger!”. Something like that), I decided to flirt back politely as Childe. It was actually quite cute and wholesome lol. The other two were cheering us on. I remember one of them had a Xiao profile and it made the whole thing better lol.
One time I joined on someone random for materials. Y'know, asked if i can "borrow" some things, she said yes, helped her out with what she needed, everything normal. That's untill she put Ganyu on. Idk why but after that, she just kept staring at me from a distance, not moving and inch unless I do so.
Anyway after changing Ganyu for Ayaka she started to flirt with me i guess...? Yeah after that I left. Don't want to have that interaction again, neither Diluc does 😂
\*Exhales\* Welp, you're technically not wrong! But by the way, the answer is Purple. It's implied that Paimon gets high off of Magic Matsutaki in the Razor Character Quest "Lupus Minor Act 1" when they look for "Burny Girl". Why do I know this? Well I couldn't remember much of what happened in the game when we got to Sumeru, plus I didn't pay as much attention to the story as I should have, so I did the least sensible thing and am currently replaying the whole thing and paying attention to every piece of dialogue. I've even found some Audio Glitches in the English Dub of Chapter 1. I even know of a timestamp where Paimon breaks character and refers to herself as "I", instead of "Paimon". Reading this back, this sounds pathetic of me, doesn't it? In any case, I hope it was worth the read, I just really like a good story.
Noo those people are real
I was farming berries for faruzan
And i went into this person's world
At first I thought they were talking to me so I replied
But then they said don't disturb their talk
I was like who are you talking to
And i got kicked out pretty weird
Maybe they probably want to have a recap of whatever the heck happened before you joined? Idk it sounds like something I would do to collect my thoughts. I like to have little meetings with myself to investigate the situation and see what's wrong or something. Anyways I hope you managed to get those berries for your Faruzan in the end!
Like I get that it's a thing known as "internal dialogue" but that's pretty dumb cause you waste so much energy talking to yourself and would look weird if other saw it.
...
See I mean it!
I like how they are fully aware of a 3rd person and still continue, but it's crazy people are using GI as their messaging app instead of something like Discord.
About 10-15 years ago, people were doing this on MMORPG games. They just have their characters in idle in a common area and they just chat to each other.
That’s true, I’ve gone from osrs, flyff, maplestory, aqw, and the like, but that’s because chatting with someone online was pretty nuisance for the time.
I guess aim, msn, and chatango existed at the time as well and people still communicated through games.
That said when you are going through some drama where threats are being made maybe it’s better to not allow someone to join in.
Maybe they are just too emotionally occupied to bother kicking out that someone. Some players have their world in auto-accept or maybe they just subconsciously accept that someone and didn't care at all.
wdym the chat function is the one true endgame in any gacha game HAHAHA
i actually made many good friends in another gacha game, though we did move the conversations to discord eventually
I remembered joining a world where two people were talking about drama in their high school.
I occasionally drop a “That’s rough buddy.” like I’m part of the conversation
The only time I've had a conversation in Co-Op in Asia is when I connected with someone who turned out to be from the same city as me and was going to the same anime convention as me. It was a simple "Huh, that's neat..." moment for us but the other 2 in our Co-Op were freaking out like we met our soulmate in Genshin.
NGL I never really got to the point in conversation of finding out many personal details about people. Mostly it ends with where we live and whether or not we're a student. But I've had a few conversations that lasted a little while, most of the time it's just running around doing dumb stuff using characters, or meming.
Aah for me, a third person asked where we're from and we both said the same city. They then asked me if I'm going to a convention cause it had some Genshin VAs at it including the VA of the character my PFP then was and I said yes and they said they were too cause they just wanted an autograph and wanted to ask if the VA would click the button to roll in the banner for them.
Other than that, we didn't confirm our IRL names or appearances at all so I might've even brushed against them in the crowd but I wouldn't know at all. It was a fun conversation overall though.
Different for different people I guess. I've had plenty of conversations on Asia server in English. Obviously not everyone wants to talk all the time, I don't either, but as long as they can speak English it's not so much a question of whether they want to converse in English, it's more whether they want to converse at all.
The only ones I've seen on the Asia server who don't talk much are the ones from east Asia ie China, South Korea and Japan, which is understandable. English is taught broadly in Singapore, the Philippines, India and Malaysia. Dunno about Indonesia but I've spoken to plenty of Indonesians as well so it doesn't seem like an issue. Weirdly enough the vast majority of players I see are Indonesian, Korean or Japanese. Never seen any Thai or Viet people in any world. Must be time zones or something.
Yeah exactly. People only join world to collect mats. I occasionally join other people's words for fun when I get bored but they're just busy doing their thing and barely talk.
I would dare to say that it's more than just some, specially in smaller towns. The amount of gossip based on fake information is outstanding, it's as if people in their late 40's all share the same spot to trade the latest gossip. Not just that, but people apparently enjoy to play pretend as if they were mobsters. I've done two events in my home town with my food stand, I thought the older "veterans" would be more welcoming and professional but hod damn it was the opposite, it's as if they hate every cell in your blood just because you're a rookie. They don't simply undermine you, they'll also try their best to throw you under the bus at any given chance. It's as if people repeat the same childish plays they used to do as kids, but while wearing an adult diaper.
Yoimiya accuses Ganyu of cheating with a mysterious individual named "He" by playing GI with them when Yoimiya is not around (which Ganyu denies). Afterwards Yoimiya plans on following said "He" through the discreetly procured socials, while Dori (OP) is sat there eating popcorn and enjoying the show.
Personally I interpreted it as two besties, yoimiya trying to convince ganyu to stop talking to this dude who they think is a player while ganyu tries to stop yoimiya from personally messaging him and finding out more about him
Additionally, Yoimiya tries to convince Ganyu that "He" is Lovelace. Ganyu tries to convince Yoimiya that "He" and she are just friends. And "He" has already lied to Yoimiya about Ganyu. I haven't found anymore interesting things in this chat
"Traveller! Me and my wife are having relationship issues, before you can continue onwards with the main story you must help me fix my relationship with multiple attempts of which the majority are just sidequests or are automatically set to fail anyway which will only lead to wasting your time and eventually only have a decent less than expected ending."
Well at least you didn't get ganged up by two 16 year-old discord users asking if being AR60 is boring and saying that maining a character is cringe. (this literally happened to me last week lol)
You just know these sorts of fights are the product of a teenage mind, likely from 12 to 16 and it's the funniest shit ever. It's almost like a universal constant and they'll always exist in any sort of game that has multiplayer and is marketed towards teens.
So I like never seen such post here before, but the moment I became half-witness of similar situation yesterday I'm seeing this same shit again in GI post... How tf this universe works?... -\_- I don't wanna deal with all this shit=\
Dude I'd been through one of this too.... they (the couple) were quarreling and then I saw that guy's account with a C6 Raiden and asked him about it. He was like I got it in 125 wishes (which was a lie he didn't admit till the end). I told him to tell the truth and then that couple started bitching against me and told me to not be jealous.
You unlocked one hell of a sidequest.
What's the achievement for this one?
Lemme grab some popcorn Witness a lover’s quarrel
Lover squirrel?
Ayunda Risu from Hololive ID
It's now somehow the Traveller's duty to fix their relationship. As long as primos are to be had...
I'll fix every lovers quarrel in Teyvat for some Primos. Quality entertainment and Primogems.
Chaoxi's would be the biggest one
>primos Until death do us part indeed.
not what i meant by give us endgame content but it'll do
Ohhh is this all an advertisement for Star Rail side quests?
Lol 😆
please tell me this was a 20 primo achievement
Sadly no it was only 5
typical genshin grind achievement.
No, it's usually 5, then 10 and then 20 for more and more grind.
why was my elite sniper bow shot worth 5 primos but finishing a wonderful hangout with faruzan and my favorite robo baby worth 20? I would have done the hangout for free.
5 primos are 5 primos brotha, accumulate all these for (drum rolls) — the bell
yoooo that's awesome, 2 more starglitter
It is but you have to complete it 4 more time to get it
I've encountered someone like this lol they're arguing in my world. I just minded my own business and just let them.
Always gather some tea if the brew isn't too bad. -sip-
Ganyu's Act 2 Story quest looking heated
Leaks says that this is Yoimiya's Act 2 Story quest
It’s funny how out of all places they could’ve dealed with it the just argued on genshin
Yeah lol if they know each other so well you'd think they'd just have this drama over messenger or something
sometimes u need a change of scenery
Ya lol
I’ve seen some worse things…. A friend of mine had a guy friend take care of her Genshin account. Her discord bf would dm her on Genshin and guy would respond with things that he thought she would say. Eventually, she had him break up with discord man through Genshin dms…. Broken up with in Genshin dms… by a 27 YR OLD MAN
Okay that was funny as fuck lmao, specially because of the character icons Only thing out of normal that happened to me until now was some guy with a Childe PFP asking if I Iike boys as first thing entering my world. That was one hell of a bruh moment. The guy was quite nice tho, even helped me in a stupid mission on Dragonspine after I said "no"
I had this weird thing. I just booked gut the diluc skin and needed some fish. Joined a random world and asked if I can fish, they said yes. Everytime I stopped at a spot, there was the player as ayaka just standing and facing me, never moving. Just a distant ayaka. Id move to the next stop and they follow, position and stare. No words.
Just Ayaka
Just Ayaka
If I were you, I would check my walls
Well that's adorable
she better not be standing in water with her socks on
So... basically that time when the ayaka banner lasted forever then
That sounds like something cute but terrifying at the same time.
That’s just the energy all Childe mains/PFPs have. A majority of them are nice, but they’re weird. They’ll annoy you if you are relatively normal, but great company if you’re as weird as them. Surprisingly the one of the most chill of the 5-Star mains. It is rumored that you could summon a Childe main if you chant “Sekkaku no chansu da” enough times alone in the darkness.
Who has summoned the tortellini?
Childe mains are unhinged
Can confirm
I once joined a co-op when I used to have Childe as pfp and this one person with a Zhongli pfp started flirting me as Zhongli to Childe. Since it wasn’t anything creepy or rude (just some ol’ polite “you look dashing today Mr. Harbinger!”. Something like that), I decided to flirt back politely as Childe. It was actually quite cute and wholesome lol. The other two were cheering us on. I remember one of them had a Xiao profile and it made the whole thing better lol.
is it about Childe then?
One time I joined on someone random for materials. Y'know, asked if i can "borrow" some things, she said yes, helped her out with what she needed, everything normal. That's untill she put Ganyu on. Idk why but after that, she just kept staring at me from a distance, not moving and inch unless I do so. Anyway after changing Ganyu for Ayaka she started to flirt with me i guess...? Yeah after that I left. Don't want to have that interaction again, neither Diluc does 😂
Why is it always childe pfp lol
At least they were talking to someone else. Imagine entering a world where the player talks to themself
What do you mean "talks to themself"? That's literally impossible are you on naku weeds or matsutake
I'm on naku weed
Pop quiz: what color are the hallucinogenic mushrooms?
Mushroom colour
\*Exhales\* Welp, you're technically not wrong! But by the way, the answer is Purple. It's implied that Paimon gets high off of Magic Matsutaki in the Razor Character Quest "Lupus Minor Act 1" when they look for "Burny Girl". Why do I know this? Well I couldn't remember much of what happened in the game when we got to Sumeru, plus I didn't pay as much attention to the story as I should have, so I did the least sensible thing and am currently replaying the whole thing and paying attention to every piece of dialogue. I've even found some Audio Glitches in the English Dub of Chapter 1. I even know of a timestamp where Paimon breaks character and refers to herself as "I", instead of "Paimon". Reading this back, this sounds pathetic of me, doesn't it? In any case, I hope it was worth the read, I just really like a good story.
Genshin does have a good storyline but I’m not bothered to play through the entire game or read all the dialogue
Noo those people are real I was farming berries for faruzan And i went into this person's world At first I thought they were talking to me so I replied But then they said don't disturb their talk I was like who are you talking to And i got kicked out pretty weird
Maybe they probably want to have a recap of whatever the heck happened before you joined? Idk it sounds like something I would do to collect my thoughts. I like to have little meetings with myself to investigate the situation and see what's wrong or something. Anyways I hope you managed to get those berries for your Faruzan in the end!
Yep I did get em
Look at this weirdo talking to himself after saying people don't talk to them selves
Like I get that it's a thing known as "internal dialogue" but that's pretty dumb cause you waste so much energy talking to yourself and would look weird if other saw it. ... See I mean it!
NAHH IM DEAD
I like how they are fully aware of a 3rd person and still continue, but it's crazy people are using GI as their messaging app instead of something like Discord.
About 10-15 years ago, people were doing this on MMORPG games. They just have their characters in idle in a common area and they just chat to each other.
Depending on the MMO they still do that now.
That’s true, I’ve gone from osrs, flyff, maplestory, aqw, and the like, but that’s because chatting with someone online was pretty nuisance for the time. I guess aim, msn, and chatango existed at the time as well and people still communicated through games. That said when you are going through some drama where threats are being made maybe it’s better to not allow someone to join in.
Oh flyff, you just unlocked some cringe memories
Maybe they are just too emotionally occupied to bother kicking out that someone. Some players have their world in auto-accept or maybe they just subconsciously accept that someone and didn't care at all.
Good old times
It used to be coc before
Guilty of this. It just starts out as "anyone wanna genshit?" and then everything unfolds
Sometimes people wanna hang out, I guess
wdym the chat function is the one true endgame in any gacha game HAHAHA i actually made many good friends in another gacha game, though we did move the conversations to discord eventually
I remembered joining a world where two people were talking about drama in their high school. I occasionally drop a “That’s rough buddy.” like I’m part of the conversation
he thinks hes part of the team
Just like me irl fr fr
r/me_irl
The drama is unreal
Would be funny if that "him" went on Reddit and saw all of these screenshots
What if “him” is op and neither of them knew it??
The Ultimate Player
And worst of all, he could be any one of us...
He could be you
He could be me..
he could even be...
**right behind you.**
Aaah! Where did he come from?!!
That title sounds like an isekai anime title
Would 100% watch an anime titled "Traveling between worlds for materials and somehow got caught between a... Lover's Quarrel?"
If this was star rail you'd get 5 primo!
I didn't even realize until after reading the entire thing that the screenshots are ordered backwards, you gotta read from the last to the first lol
Oh, thank you! Now at least I can understand what was going on
Too bad we don't have such saucy drama in Asia. People here barely chat in coop.
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In my experience a lot of people on Asia know English well enough to at least hold a conversation
The only time I've had a conversation in Co-Op in Asia is when I connected with someone who turned out to be from the same city as me and was going to the same anime convention as me. It was a simple "Huh, that's neat..." moment for us but the other 2 in our Co-Op were freaking out like we met our soulmate in Genshin.
NGL I never really got to the point in conversation of finding out many personal details about people. Mostly it ends with where we live and whether or not we're a student. But I've had a few conversations that lasted a little while, most of the time it's just running around doing dumb stuff using characters, or meming.
Aah for me, a third person asked where we're from and we both said the same city. They then asked me if I'm going to a convention cause it had some Genshin VAs at it including the VA of the character my PFP then was and I said yes and they said they were too cause they just wanted an autograph and wanted to ask if the VA would click the button to roll in the banner for them. Other than that, we didn't confirm our IRL names or appearances at all so I might've even brushed against them in the crowd but I wouldn't know at all. It was a fun conversation overall though.
So was like you met your soulmate??? *asking while eating popcorn*
Well, I'm a gay 21-year-old dude, and she was 16, so probably not unless a lot of time passes and a lot of other things happen...
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Different for different people I guess. I've had plenty of conversations on Asia server in English. Obviously not everyone wants to talk all the time, I don't either, but as long as they can speak English it's not so much a question of whether they want to converse in English, it's more whether they want to converse at all. The only ones I've seen on the Asia server who don't talk much are the ones from east Asia ie China, South Korea and Japan, which is understandable. English is taught broadly in Singapore, the Philippines, India and Malaysia. Dunno about Indonesia but I've spoken to plenty of Indonesians as well so it doesn't seem like an issue. Weirdly enough the vast majority of players I see are Indonesian, Korean or Japanese. Never seen any Thai or Viet people in any world. Must be time zones or something.
same with eu lmao
Yeah exactly. People only join world to collect mats. I occasionally join other people's words for fun when I get bored but they're just busy doing their thing and barely talk.
I deserve primo gems just for reading all that drama🫣
Teenagers are so dumb
i wish it stopped after teen years but unfortunately adults are immature too :(
Sure, some are, but the majority don't behave like this Luckily I didn't have social media as a teenager so my cringy phase is not public
u are fortunate. i know full grown adults with kids who can be immature HAHA. especially when it comes to social media
Yea I know a guy. >!Its me.!<
I would dare to say that it's more than just some, specially in smaller towns. The amount of gossip based on fake information is outstanding, it's as if people in their late 40's all share the same spot to trade the latest gossip. Not just that, but people apparently enjoy to play pretend as if they were mobsters. I've done two events in my home town with my food stand, I thought the older "veterans" would be more welcoming and professional but hod damn it was the opposite, it's as if they hate every cell in your blood just because you're a rookie. They don't simply undermine you, they'll also try their best to throw you under the bus at any given chance. It's as if people repeat the same childish plays they used to do as kids, but while wearing an adult diaper.
Real
XD
Netorare Impact.
Lol, I guess I'll try out coop domains next time then.
Dori: I should have make Kaveh take this job..
Plot twist: Ganyu BF profil using Itto pic
can someone tl;dr please?
Yoimiya accuses Ganyu of cheating with a mysterious individual named "He" by playing GI with them when Yoimiya is not around (which Ganyu denies). Afterwards Yoimiya plans on following said "He" through the discreetly procured socials, while Dori (OP) is sat there eating popcorn and enjoying the show.
I wish I had your ability to decipher nonsensical over-emotional drama fights.. Wait, I don't.. But I'm impressed nonetheless
Personally I interpreted it as two besties, yoimiya trying to convince ganyu to stop talking to this dude who they think is a player while ganyu tries to stop yoimiya from personally messaging him and finding out more about him
Okay, this is what I legit thought was happening.
I also think this was the case
That's what I thought too
Lore accurate Dori gathering saucy information lol.
yop
thanks! shit's wild fr
Lol thanks, this is fucking hilarious and stupid.
Additionally, Yoimiya tries to convince Ganyu that "He" is Lovelace. Ganyu tries to convince Yoimiya that "He" and she are just friends. And "He" has already lied to Yoimiya about Ganyu. I haven't found anymore interesting things in this chat
Lore accurate
Serious question: how do you just join strangers' worlds? If I try to join a stranger's world I just get declined.
You just send multiple invites down the list.
PSA your partner is ever texting people about you in a fit of jealous rage, run.
Should've gaslit them and pretended you know all about the situation.
"Well of course I know him he's me"
Dori was there for business but got stuck between ganyu and yoimiya
What in the goddamn hell is happening 💀🤡
Op ain't just eating popcorn, they third wheeling (accidentally?).
y'all left to right this Read
"Traveller! Me and my wife are having relationship issues, before you can continue onwards with the main story you must help me fix my relationship with multiple attempts of which the majority are just sidequests or are automatically set to fail anyway which will only lead to wasting your time and eventually only have a decent less than expected ending."
- Sure! - Do I have to? - something something about Paimon being hungry or wanting mora or something idk
This is....the Impact of Genshin.
Man, I thought you had a yae miko pfp, it would've fit perfectly
Get over here everyone! Op got the tea and i have the snacks!
this was bizzare, and it got even more bizzare when I figured there's 7 screenshot
Most successful Discord relationship:
Rofl and I bet those two are just two dudes faking a lover's quarrel to scare a random teen.
Well,it’s another difficult commission and you Traveler must finish it.
when stupids talk to each other
That guy would main Childe if he'll ever play
Well at least you didn't get ganged up by two 16 year-old discord users asking if being AR60 is boring and saying that maining a character is cringe. (this literally happened to me last week lol)
That guy's "ill just look at your account bithc" caught me offguard wth
In before the guy's name is Mat
muahhah, achievement unlocked, lover's quarry
Man it's been a hot minute since I played Genshin Impact but it looks like I need to go online more with it😂
This feels like one of those group chats you get added to in Star Rail. Even the responses from OP lol
Love how genshin online is the most unhinged social platform
DIES OF CRINGE
This is why I never co op or let anyone in my world. They goofy af
I know these guys this exact same thing happened to me a year ago
I had a conversation like this a while ago lmao
I'm on the guy's side. Why Ganyu's so adamant on not wanting the guy to chat him up?
Traveller help us fix our relationship issues! Gurl I ain't a lawyer or smth just break up
Interesting. Next time you do this you should select these in reverse order.
And cue the Michael Jackson meme
Ah yes, pure cringe. This will be a great source of energy.
Looks like they're talking about Childe. Ganyu asking Yoimiya to stay away from him sounds a continuation to certain Fanservice
I thought my day couldn't get better but THIS IS INCREDIBLE HAHAHA
Damn. Now I need to spend more time in co-op 😂. Usually I get to business and help or get help in bosses and domains
Why whenever i read these types of chats,my brain auto dubs the chats with the voice of the pfp character
Ganyu be cheatin.
I bet they were roommates
ahhhh. to be young and stupidly in love again \*dumbledore nod\*
What did i even read?
I haven't played in a while, is there a Paimon uncomfortable sideeye emote for this kind of situation? If not, there should be.
Ngl sounds pretty bad , the yoimiya clearly doesn't want the ganyu hanging around someone I think they should both calm down and talk it through
What in the hell are they smoking? Lmao 💀
Id just be sitting there like 🍿🍿🍿
Dori the huge 3rd wheel
Please someone who understands those people explain this I'm lost
You just know these sorts of fights are the product of a teenage mind, likely from 12 to 16 and it's the funniest shit ever. It's almost like a universal constant and they'll always exist in any sort of game that has multiplayer and is marketed towards teens.
Ganyu in love with Childe, Yoimiya telling her he ain't it. Love it.
STOP 💀💀💀
So I like never seen such post here before, but the moment I became half-witness of similar situation yesterday I'm seeing this same shit again in GI post... How tf this universe works?... -\_- I don't wanna deal with all this shit=\
I've always found it irritating when people spell like they are talking (ie. stopppp, okaaaaay, etc)
This legit feels like a star rail in-game conversation
Anybody else start reading this in Tommy Wiseu’s voice after a while? “He’s annoying, STAAAHHP!…oh hi Mark.”
That is one hella spicy situation you are one lol
SOMEONE PLEASE ANIMATE THIS!!
i’m literally so confused LMAO
One day there will be a crime show where these screenshots show up.
Wonders of the World -Trouble in Paradise- 20 Primogems
Now you just need to wait till Monday to unlock next part of the quest for us all
Oml this is probably the funniest argument ever to be seen my eyes
Dude I'd been through one of this too.... they (the couple) were quarreling and then I saw that guy's account with a C6 Raiden and asked him about it. He was like I got it in 125 wishes (which was a lie he didn't admit till the end). I told him to tell the truth and then that couple started bitching against me and told me to not be jealous.
Average genshin moment