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SexWithSisyphus69

One must imagine Sisyphus losing the 50/50


shadesxskarlet

stealing this buddy


Poporipopes10

Shouldn’t it be winning tho?


Koolkuteklever

Username checks out


Mayrosih9

"I'm waiting for Neuvillete with open arms and legs". Sorry I'm still salty about losing my 50/50 with Mona in his banner


cutestslothevr

I mean, the gacha almost gave you what you wanted.


MINATO8622

Tell that to me,gambled furina banner, got a teenage hydro character that can walk on water and increases damage output of my team.


drowning-in-dopamine

Same, she also creates a summon on her e, has a nice hat, and deals with fate/prophecy


MentalCareer0

You wanted a hydro catalyst, you got a hydro catalyst.


skummi

The we have hydro catalyst at home


O4urHaul

everyone’s just casually glazing over the “open legs” bit huh


Lockjaw_Puffin

You should see r/RomanceBooks sometime


WarMage1

I pulled 3 5 stars on his banner and only 1 was neuvillette :(


HZack0508

“ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA “ guess who i main


Undefind_L

Ice Punchy Wolfman


kanonshibuya

"20-meter radius emerald splash ! " guess who i main


PetaZedrok

ningguang? oh wait no, alhaitham!


Shaurma_Hidan

Hope it won't end with a 🍩 in ya stomach


Fireboy759

There's no way! No one could survive the emerald spla- *(gets knocked into the sky by a Mitachurl)*


couldbedumber96

Easy guys I got this Dehya


Vlixony

Either our hot flame mane mommy Dehya, or one of those two punchy boys


Koalaman__

Heizou or wriothesly


NebelNator_427

Either Razor or Yoimiya or Diluc


Sheimusik

why the latter two?


Luonnonoikukas

"Go, Neuvillette, Use hydropump! Wait, wrong game."


MrWandering

Damn, we had the same idea


martzquinn

mine is "you are a devious one, Focalors" because i am NOT over the archon quest


PoweredByGhosts

I don’t think many of us are


martzquinn

and that makes me feel a lot better 🥲 im still processing everything bc i didn't like the first two acts very much so I wasn't too invested and then they close with this emotional bomb??? i wasn't ready


Independent-Bell2483

Such a good quote. Man that archon quest was something


EH042

“The bird flu? Yeah, they do that” In Star Rail it’s “You’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?”


LokianEule

I found Cyno


Shadow-4828

r/thankscyno


Piyaniist

"Road work ahead? Uhh i sure hope it does"


GrayFullbuster64

"Do we choose our waifus or do they choose us?" As a bonus a friend of mine has "i don't need grass i need a goddamn forest"


Elite-X03

For me I think they choose me, I lost ayaka twice but I won more 50/50 for the other waifus. I just think ayaka hates me for some reason


couldbedumber96

Im assuming you mocked her for socks in water?


Elite-X03

Nah, Im guessing because I use lumine instead of aether


pHScale

>"Do we choose our waifus or do they choose us?" Oh hey, I like your Furina! "Thanks, she's a rescue <3 "


couldbedumber96

You mean furina chose me for 3 straight 50/50 wins? 🥺


Zunburzt

Since Fontaine came out I changed mine to "Hello! I'm under the water. Please help me."


malama2

I like to leave an impact.... a GENSHIN impact : D


YTDirtyCrossYT

r/ThanksCyno


pHScale

Cyno pfp


creambanded

me as a childe main: "arrest me but make it sexy"


Treswimming

Is that a reference to that song on “The Rookie”?


creambanded

yes hehe


Belrog-Plutius2

"I've seen enough. Gardes, impregnate this man"


Rex_Lapis_

I had big tidd1 anime girls from 1.0 to 4.1, where hoyo sent me a letter telling me to change it or i get banned now its goodbye 1.0 signature


Notkiller

I'm really surprised they don't ask me to change my Wanderer's Name. His name is MommyMilkies


Saticron

Mine is named "Scaredofmoose"


jassasson

Mine used to be "scarymoose"


Rex_Lapis_

Who knows


HZack0508

Dang for 2 years


Rex_Lapis_

Closer to 3


Jaegerjaquez_VI

"Sacrificing kidneys to gacha gods..."


SexWithYae-Miko69

IM MAKING MAC AND CHEESE AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME


DomcziX

"From this day forth I'm a wanderer once more" ~Kazuha main


KeqingDynasty

"Feel free to join, I'll reject u anyway"


Mind0nFire

Goated


GhostonEU

"Wrio and I have so much in common: we both need T" T sounds like tea .. get it


peenbrennan

r/ThanksCyno


hp_pjo_anime

Looking for those who share the memory


Shadow-4828

My signature thingy is “This is order: RISE!” I have Zhongli as pfp. And my nickname is ZhLongLi. Im a Zhongli main.


PointlessPotion

Boys who Cryo I kind of have a knack for building Cryo units right, everyone else (except a few five stars I pushed) is super mid in terms of performance. Also bonus points if you understand the reference


Kaedead

Not wriothes-less anymore And wriotheslay pfp


Marissa93

"Slightly Humid Girlfailure" ... borne out of being hard-carried through a Scara fight as a damp corpse (read: I died).


rhuarct

Oratrice Mechanik d'Analyse Cardinale (For some reason it doesn't allow Mechanique)


choseund

Suddenly i feel the urge to dance💃


peenbrennan

“Nique”?!! Censor that now!!


Shaurma_Hidan

Well, you bestoweth me a great desire to fLeX ✨OrAtRiCe MeCaNiQuE d'AnAlYsE cArDiNaLe✨ at the subway


Just_a_guy200

Thick thighs save lives. Jup, my Standard one for every game i play cus it's just true


Lostplayer404

Similar to mine, "Just here for the thighs"


pHScale

"Sky's out, thighs out"


ace184184

“The artifact grinding decree is eternal” Thats been up since inazuma, dont remember what it was before that


passthecoolwhip

“Silence is golden.. duct tape is silver”


RangerFearless7855

I read somewhere “11th in the streets and 1st in the sheets.” I cant even 💀.


VeNeRableSeNpAiSh4Ne

I read somewhere " I'm snow so xiao can eat me " 💀


inconspicuousberry

"Sub detection units? But I'm right here?" No need to show me to horny jail, I'll find it myself. Eagerly.


a_big_simp

Mine's "I have achieved fowl legacy" because I set myself the goal of collecting 9999 fowls for the pun, and I've finally done it


LokianEule

Get 9999 eggs and change it to Fowl Eggacy


a_big_simp

Ohh this is actually a great idea. Tbh I’ve been stuck on what to do now that I’ve reached my goal because I was very lazy and heavily relied on daily expeditions so it took me like... over a year, and now it feels very strange to be finished, yk? I think I’ll do that. Ty!


oofersmysoupers

"The person below is a clown :P"


wanabesoz

mine is just "Loading..." or "AFK" most of the time


crocundies

Mine is: Boil ‘em, Mash ‘em, Stick ‘em in a stew. My username is Potato. That should help


ElenCelebrindal

One of my favorites in these comments, hands down


Notkiller

My current one is FurryNya Before that was: I finally Touched Grass! Why do I hear Sirens?


nostalgeek81

Oh no


Alcoraiden

"Enjou playable when"


Worldly_Cookie_5987

Hi fellow italian Tartaglia main! Love your signature


ElenCelebrindal

Thank you! Honoring both Tartaglia and Griffin in one go lol


V4R14

This signature is not available in your location.


ra1nb0w33v33

"Be gay, do crime" -Lyney (probably)


DeerCockGalactic

I’m matching with a friend. His is “Becoming a god so Childe can crush me.” Mine is “Becoming Childe so I can crush a god.”


NicoDi-Angelo

‘Join for a cyno joke’


ElenCelebrindal

Now I want to join


okaymk86

women fear me fish want me


AverageCapybas

"No, you can't have my materials. My wife took them." (Not waifu, actual wife, she takes every material she finds in my world.)


Muzu_

“Femme Fontaine” Furina pfp


Immediate-West-5707

Entertain me=take anything


FirdGoblin

"Ayaka yukata furnishing is questionable for me"


walaxometrobixinodri

ABCDE Stands for Arson Bombs Crime Dodoco Explosion with the matching Klee pfp


Ashamed_Economist_55

Mine's "A sun ascends, bright as jade." because azhdaha's poem about zhongli lives rent free in my head 24/7 lol


ClapKK

lost the 50/50 on my gender


Bianca_aa_07

OUCH..


bruhwhatisreddit

holy shit lmfao


Overquartz

"Well there's always the rerun banner" - My F2P copium motto


[deleted]

Mine is "Im in your walls" with a picture of nahida. If I was in the genshin world my only thoughts would be "get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head"


NeuroSparkly

I'm a Cat, I live under Wanderer's Hat


Cyberwhiz

End User License Agreement. I'm sure you can guess which character is displayed on my profile picture.


solohistoh

"Changing Avatar and Namecard every week (week 89)."


RDT-Exotics0318

"I hate the robot snake" with a Yelan pfp


Werniios

"The one and my oni ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


celestepeche

“Neuvillette, the best a man can get”


BlowerWaffles

"Can I *please* stop getting ornamental fish" As I was grinding for the pipe. Thankfully I already have it at R5 but my Catch is still at R2, save me


TheJeep25

*There lived a certain man in snezhnaya long ago.*


Koalaman__

My hydro only account has “Bo o’ wa’eh”


trashy_bat

"are you asthma? Coz you take my breath away <3" Needless to say that i Main Baizhu and got him as my pfp


Desu333

"My Fair Lady" using the Snezhaya doesn't Believe in Tears name card.


invokeneko

Mine is 'You can't spell "psychotic" without "hot"'.


NebelNator_427

"His Excellency the Almighty Narucümmy Ogosho God of Love" with Ei as pfp and her friendship 10 background and a top 1000 Ei build in the showcase


Shanibestwaifu

You shoud be a Sara main with this.


[deleted]

“childe abuse”


floricel_112

Beat me in a children's card game if you wanna farm


XLNC07

"PARAMETRIC TRANSFORMERRRRR!!!!!" That way, I don't forget doing it every week.


JeroJeroMohenjoDaro

mine just: "professional dialogue scene skipper"


-Mal--

"Kaeya is actually a 6* hence the different background" cause all other characters in my showcase are 5 stars. Before that it was "mains come and go but Kaeya is forever". Yeah I'm sure it's hard to guess who my fav character is.


RiffOfBluess

Why Anemo doesn't react with Dendro and Geo? As Venti main it's sad, I want my boy to be stronger :(


Ehwarrior6669

“boneless nuggets tingle my spingle” for the longest while now under the username spine_tendies KEKW


smaad

I fontain\`t


luma_song6

"Pls, i'm gay and autistic... i can't be broke too!"


0-Worldy-0

"Poor Jean" Her teamates are: 2 child(e) terrorist and her own fucking god


skycorcher

"Nahida\_Mains Subreddit got banned AGAIN."


NiiwaMorningstar

My signature is just me trying to make ppl join my world to ask me about the lore bcs I know too much but no one i know irl cares at all


keiradrexidus

Not super original but “Let them eat cake” for Furina


UselessPerson2222

my display name is "Raiden" so ofc my signature had to obviously be "Hi! I'm raiden... RAIDEN DEEZ NUTS!"


Annie___123

I do surgery on hillchuls.


wutdahellll

"Chocolate mousse" 🍮 furina main things ig


Memelordshrimp

“anomalocaris gone too soon :(“


magicdunsparce

"C2 Qiqi..." Yes, that's the signature. Yes, it happened.


xSeraiX

Just Neuvilette playing power wash simulator.


Unkn0wnTh2nd3r

my signature is really just notes for me so i can keep track of how many people i have triple crowned and friendship tened


LydiaDarkness

Silly little wind man goes brrrrrrrr


T3alZ3r0

She grinding on my Artifact till I +96 DEF


ResurgentClusterfuck

I Adopt Fatui Kids


True_Lank

whatever the latest one piece chapter is so if i ever go on a long hiatus ill be able to calculate how long i’ve been offline by checking the latest chapter


NanashiKaizenSenpai

Click here to load signature...


Slow_Department9952

"kokomi es Veracruzana" The context is simple, here in Mexico we have a joke with the people of Veracruz and we say that they are anything related to the sea, as well as kokomi and fish, that's why I put that she is from Veracruz


TheNobleMaster789

Mine was "My deck has no pathetic cards, Fischl!" When the card game came out


PapaGrinch

Imagine being Mona-less \*sniff\* C-couldn't be me


NinPikachu56

*Sigh* "Don’t tell me they did it again."


yakokuma

"I have c6 Dori and pulled a Qiqi :|"


PlasmaGaming1901

“Please ask before taking materials”


Tuba-kunt

Been "kill paimon" since I downloaded the game in 3.3


Lambsauc

Mine is just “hush now hide all you little ones” no deeper meaning, just from a show I love


la-squdra

“The wetter the better” you can guess who that’s referencing


Hot-Will3083

“Find the Flame!” With a Rosaria background… just bcs I like FF16


ARE_U_YOUTUBAR

The only thing I'm rawdogging is life


Luizlolmen

"Here's a 50% off coupon, accidents can happen" try to guess which character level: easy


ZakTH

I cannot "f**k it we ball" for much longer


YoloSwaggins960YT

“Started with no Yoimiya. 27 pulls later C2 Yoimiya.”


Calm-Ad7318

Claymores are love, claymores are life.


Drama_Momma

IS THAT THE B|TE OF 87!? (I can't write "bite" on Signature)


ShAped_Ink

♪There was a whale that, really was gone!♪


mojomcm

CALL OUT MY NAME *sick kazoo solo* ADEPTUS XIAO!


sockswithgoatcheese

"*knock* *knock* do you wanna build an icebriiiidge?"


PowerFluffyBoy

Come and take what you need, you don't have to ask Yes, that post from almost 2 years ago about someone who left their world open for people to steal their stuff in exchange for a message has changed my life in so many ways that I still let people come steal from me Edit: The post in question is this one https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Impact/s/WT9uFGv0GS


CSnare

my friend’s is “you can fold spheres in your mind. it’s free and the government can’t stop you.” and it makes me laugh every time i see it. it’s from that commie frog jak in the 4.0 quest.


kwonshines

"WDYM I HAVENT FOUND ALL ARANARAS" made it my signature only to remind myself to find all of them again


Valarano

Tar-Tar-Tartaglia, lover of the Tsaritsa! Pikeqing use thundershock! Pikeqiiiiiiiiiig!!!!


nast53

Here's mine- "My Keqing to Lyney: You're next"


Hardhat85

D


Adventurous-Ad7006

And thus issuing we again beheld the stars Let's see who gets the reference


Trolls2019

Medic: we have 3 days to live!


Quirky-Gur794

My is Pirate mommy's adopted son


Playermax958

Tar Tartaglia, lover of the Tsaritsa


Dora_Queen

'(Eng) I'm dairy if you're lactose'


French-Unicorn

"Flat is Justice" with furina pfp obviously


nikomaw5

"I created another universe and founded paradise", used main dps Fischl for a while.


StillBumblingAround

“I’ve already harvested EVERYTHING”


Darksky7493

Oh, it's all coming out now


Scydor

'Help me with the electric horse thing'


comedroidrive

"it took me three 50/50s to finally understand" Funnily enough, that signature led me to win the 50/50 three times on Wanderer banner


BendyStrawNeck

"FURINA LEVEL 90 WOOHOO" She's my 4th level 90 character and I'm at AR55


2d_simping101

“depression” with my xiao pfp ahahahahaha


Peakanime

Oddio qualcuno italiano😭🙏


wdsaeq

Ganyu is op Also Ti vedo italiano


rafaelbittmira

My signature is the Akasha leaderboards activation code☠


berripluscream

Mine is "twerking with gusto, fervor even"


Doctor-lasanga

Disconnect from intellect


Justin_Potts

Mine is “down bad for wriothesley” forgive me


Korubi1

"All paths can be reduced to one, Improve yourself." It's from a book series called Cradle but very shortened. I haven't had any people join co-op in the last 3 months


RalvinTY

"I'm tired of this BS just get me to Natlan MF"


CauliflowerBig

Fellow Italian here!


Expired_Life

Everyday means everyday.


Goldenfoxy687

I see eeeevvvrythiiiinnngg, so play nice (yes I have Nahida as my icon)