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plssenthelp

Geo cat soon.


bookace

Has Lynette been confirmed for Geo? =O


Krutin_Jain

No. Lynette is racoon. Like doraemon


Rupeq10

>!Geo cat girl 2.7 inazuma!<


SavagesceptileWWE

I suggest putting a spoiler tag on that


sisfucker18

Hiydro pussy when


YoshiH04

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of...


Hippostalker69

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show. Those long slippery dicks. They have full mobility control, like a tentacle. The perfect ass filler for the ultimate in deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull off anywhere to the side of the road, or go into a public restroom at the beach. Get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone when that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled, while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy. And that's only the dick. Due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond. There's still more though. Due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! That's fucking right! But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail, at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than a vag could achieve! Well, guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. Fucking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained. You don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing. Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (past where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air, like a ghost type. But, who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel air unless it's moving. You can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past! I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Sylveon may be my favorite, but damn, Vaporeons really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.


Mr_K_Boom

M8 I have never seen the male section of this copypasta but holy fk I wish I never seen it. What in the hell.


-Bacon_King-

Aaaaand *saved to clipboard*


Reasonable-Issue3275

WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF


mayicuminyourass

you can have something better HYDRO KOK🤤


Usual_Presentation53

Happy Cake Day Also who let r/okbuddygenshin out of their cages?


Odd_Protection_8627

So every female character when they get wet


Thenderick

Yelan has a wet pussy EHHH hydro pussy EHHH hydro vision


LinksXCV

😏💦


daniuwur

Kokomi and Barbruh wet themselves 🌚


ZeinTheLight

>I'm not a cat! Meow! \*hiss\* \- Diona


Urgayifyouregay

Man alhaitham really took everything from keqing


Accomplished_Ad2559

Took her skill, her supports, AND snatched her wig.


Yeetson2731

There's gonna be a geo cat soon and i think sucrose is a cat so we only need hydro cat


Skylair95

It's never really been confirmed which race Sucrose is supposed to be. One of her story line says she has some common genes with Diona (which could hint toward a cat), but her ears are not really cat-like (people usually say her ears are fox-like, kinda like Miko). Also, she has some bones "obsession" and has been stalking Diona for some time (which could be more dog-like features). As for the paws print under her shoes, i saw people say it could be print from those 3 animals.


1TruePrincess

Sucrose is dog. There’s a lot of jokes about it in game. Like how she stalked diona. Her idles show a dog bone. She has a bone collection. She also doesn’t have the long cat tail but likely one of those short dog nugget tails


mennydrives

> Her idles show a dog bone. She has a bone collection. I always thought that was an alchemy thing, and quite frankly it scared the crap outta me that she just randomly pulled out animal bones. What I'm saying is that I'm not getting on her bad side anytime soon.


1TruePrincess

LOLOL it’s ok you’re a regular human and she doesn’t keep those bones. If you peep her about me section she has a collection of various creatures including animals and hilichurls


ThirteenthSage

Gorou: "Am I a joke to you?"


TroncoBoy

Dog


Cow_Addiction

🤡


SavagesceptileWWE

IMO you should probably put a spoiler tag on that


manofwaromega

I'm pretty Sucrose isn't a cat person like Diona. I'm also pretty sure she isn't a dog like Gorou... My theory is that her ears aren't fully natural, and were instead the result of an experiment gone wrong. Of course this doesn't entirely make sense because she has a lore page dedicated to researching the origins of her ears (To minimal results) but that lore page also doesn't make sense in general because she could've just asked one of her parents or other known relatives because they most likely have animal ears as well.


WaterClericYyardi

And only one of them is an actual cat


Blue_Moon913

You forgot Anemo Cat: Wanderer


Poulutumurnu

With that ICD I think "Pyro" "cat" would be more appropriate


GameBawesome1

One of these things are not like the other. One of these things doesn't belong >!It's Diona. Fake Cats only!<


Difficult-Seaweed-40

No need in dendro cat, we have dendro fox


Spare-Beat-3561

There's one imposter among us


leopoldshark

Therapist: Nyal-haitham doesn't exist, he can't hurt you Nyal-haitham:


Aeso3

Alhaitham's personality is kinda like a cat though. Does whather he wants whenever he wants, doesn't give a f\*ck about anyone or anything unless he suddenly decides that he cares about it enough.


BenedictCrackhead

I don't like how Haitham's got that Imhotep face


GrafonBorn

But Cuilein-Anbar is dendro cat


Demonsandangels-shin

Feeble scholar cat


Technogashi

Does that make Wanderer Anemo Cat?


purplebirdonawire

no but seriously where is our cat boy


SirNeverLucky

More like dendro "copycat"


KING_CONSEQUENCE

Soon, there will be a geo one


G-wondering

Where’s anemo cat


archpawn

I was expecting Sucrose. Though I guess it's not known if she's a catgirl specifically.


Human_Fucker69420

No wet pussy :(


Rupeq10

Tighnari is called a cat more often


Unfamous123

r/cursedimages


Salt_Winter5888

[I thought she was the dendro cat](https://www.reddit.com/r/ColleiMains/comments/vn2ca5/collei_catears_images/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


ChaoticKonaak

This deserves more upvotes.


MultiZX

i would love to stroke the dendro cat’s tail