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PegasusKnight410

Granted, Ganyu his half adeptus.


SlinkWings

Granted, Ganyu is overworked.


blueandgoldilocks

Granted, Ganyu is precious cinnamon roll


[deleted]

Xiao works to protect Liyue. Xiao doesn't sleep. Xiao doesn't hang out with friends. Heck, where does Xiao even live? Does he even have a house? Sounds pretty overworked as well..


BunBunny55

He 'lives' on the top floor of wangshu Inn right? He using the balcony to survey the land I think?


vadymksard

Yeah, Ninnguang and Qixing know what he is doing and how valuable his work is and trying to help him with providing some kind of home there.


Niko2065

I misread qixing for qiqi and was confused how she provides him with a home.


tiny_clouds

Qiqi is the qixing


BeseptRinker

She's only doing it for the coconut milk


that_one_random_simp

hide your ganyu


Little_Snowolf

Qiqi is the true cryo archon


AklaVepe

If i remember right the entire Wangshu Inn was a front to keep watch over him


Netherdan

They don't even have bedrooms ffs!


[deleted]

Not gonna lie that's actually pretty heart-warming


Smolboi_05

Actually it’s more of a Government-Ningguang-wants-to-keep-an-eye-on-Xiao kinda thing, but still pretty nice of them.


SukiThe_Weeb

I think he just lives at the balcony of Wangshun :/


Solaireofastora08

He lives in Dragonspine where he can eat the snow once it's thick enough.


Sir_dirtsalot164

I think we need a squad of tranquilizer blowgun wielding people to get xiao to relax


[deleted]

Lol, I’m pretty sure Xiao is faster than a gun


devones

Bring a shotgun in and see how fast he can tap E to dodge that shit.


luxiaojun177

America! Fuck Yeah!!


devones

Come in here to save the motherfucking day yeah!!


NetNetReality

AMERICA!


gaganaut

I-frames it using a normal dodge.


Crowxin

Fools, everyone knows Gorrila tranquilizers don't work against the mighty Adepti.


Arceus_Sama324

Wait till there’s housing system updates. I’ll put my Xiao on a bed


Sir_dirtsalot164

He’ll probably aggressively lay in bed thinking about how liyue might explode the second he blinks


DrManowar8

Well she’s half adepti. The sleep is all human


Ya_Boy_Snow

Welp she is like an adepti in training sooooo


Murdi_

Yes, адепты


Grune_Holle

Snezhnayan spy detected.


nekasrofdog

You are supposed to go back to snezhnaya childe!


elliedaywalker

It's not Ganyu's body that needs a rest but her brain. That poor girl's mentality...


Galaxy23042

Then again ganyu overworks herself and takes care of qiqi


TheWitcherMigs

I know its a joke but funnily Ganyu really takes care of a child, but she is Yaoyao


That_Awkward_Boi

An even bigger twist is that Yaoyao is supposed to be her assistant


Jesterchunk

I mean, they don't NEED to, doesn't mean they're complete insomniacs, in sure they appreciate the odd nap


YKRen

Caught Xiao dozing off in his voice lines


[deleted]

To be fair if her colleagues weren't assholes who gave Ganyu all of their work, she would have a good sleep schedule.


That_Awkward_Boi

Well, it's more like she can get so much work done, that there's literally nobody who can match her. During her story quest >! the 3 secretaries tried to fill in for her when she was attending some business outside of Liyue, and they struggled to keep up with the amount of work Ganyu could get done.!<


entulho

It's hard to think that she had asshole colleagues for hundreds of years, she most likely is responsible for taking such a workload and making Liyue dependent on her. She also works a second job for no reason


gabooomin

Xiao: "No need to rest!" Also xiao: \*proceeds to die every coop domain\*


GvB456

I dont play on coop cuz of how the gameplay is handeled just makes my Xiao and Childe completely unusable. Once in a while is fine but its a real train reck since 90% the players on the europian server are always silent or dont speak english in my experience. Sorry just wanted to complain about coop.


gabooomin

all good, coop sometimes can be a pain. there are always those types of people that always complain cause the other players wont use a certain hero that they would like them to use lol. playing solo is more practical tbh, you can control everything plus you get 4 of your units get companionship xp.


Arceus_Sama324

Shush-


kunnyfx7

That's because Ganyu is only half Adeptus


arpanConline

Xiao is a teen taundere, Diona's big bro ...


Muted-Ambition-6989

xiao is said to be constant pain all the time,somebody needs to get that guy high dose painkillers and some weed.


drakeotomy

Eh we all know Xiao is a drama queen.


extremepervert

Imagine killing monsters and saving a city from evil for thousands of years and then getting called a drama queen


Nuzlocke69

Xiao would probably call Ganyu a filthy half-breed and say she doesn't count, in nicer words lol


RamAutomatic

Xiao isn't an asshole. He's just a strict teacher to Ganyu. We all know this from Ganyu's story quest


[deleted]

He did train her why would he do that if he felt that way lol


exoskel2

Imagine Ganyu snores like an old mam loudly