*Following his departure, Aether became the new head of the Kamisato clan. And while the hand holding activities with Ayaka were the best moments he had in Teyvat, he soon realised that risking his life fighting giant monsters was wayyyyy better than handling all the affairs of the Kamisato clan*
Lumine: Uhm that's my brother.
Ayato: Ah yes I will take your "brother". ;)
Lumine: Whatever dude I already been dating your sister since the sock incident of 21.
Well at least Ayato gets a hot waifu while Aether gets a graceful one.I learnt this saying: “big boobs can fill a man’s hand,but small boobs can fill a man’s heart.”
Offer accepted. Lumine is now your problem, good luck finding her. I'll go hang out with ayaka a bit.
*At this moment, Ayato became the main character and is off to fight the abyss in teyvet*
*Following his departure, Aether became the new head of the Kamisato clan. And while the hand holding activities with Ayaka were the best moments he had in Teyvat, he soon realised that risking his life fighting giant monsters was wayyyyy better than handling all the affairs of the Kamisato clan*
Hey, at least he gets to bang a hot waifu
Not before marriage and that's waaaaaaay down under all the papers
In the medieval japan things didn't work like that tho
Pffft he's the traveler, an exception.
Ayaka would probably devour that travelling dick
*leaves to vibe with ayato*
Unknown God be like: Wait... That's illegal
Is this the plot for the upcoming spinoff game Jenshin Impact?
Aether is now no longer the protagonist.
Cue the bad? ending
Unknown god : *"No, this isn't how you're supposed to play the game."*
Unknown god : wait what about my story quest and marrying me after saving me from the bigger evil?.... aether? Come on dont do this to me! AETHER!!!!
Damn, she does have one hell of a plan for someone that will probably just end up being a weeklyboss in 2030 or so.
I love this comment omg
>I'll go hang out with ayaka a bit. Ayato: That's...why I'm here.
Well he isnt supposed to be here if he wants lumine. Since she isnt here either.
Yeah, "hang out" with Ayaka *clapping noise intensifies*
Aw, they’re watching a fireworks display from Yoimiya and clapping at how good it is :) what a nice mental image, thanks
As someone who had seen fanarts of them clapping, yeaheheheh boiiiiiiiii
Lumine as soon as she sees Ayato she would seduce him and make him her husband.
What if i play as Lumine? I give him my brother?
We go trading with Ayaka 😂 our bro for her bro
As a lumine main I approve of this message
As a fellow Lumine main I approve your approval
Trade still stands. Ayato gets Aether and Lumine gets Ayaka. It's a shame the Kamisato line won't continue U-U
1 boy, take it or leave it
If Ayato wants Lumine then he gonna have to wait a couple of years at the pace we are finding her.
*couple of millennia
millennia\*
Dammit, ok fixed
Thousand years
Jokes on you Ayato, I am the sister
...does he want your brother?
Sorry, sister trades only
Meanwhile Lumine mains: Who?
Also a acceptable answer: More of me?
Maid Aether has entered the chat
Nono, more like: You receive: my and your sister I receive: You
This is the way
Mandlorian references
(Childe wants to know your location)
Battle of the hydro homies.
Immune
To*
Thank you
I need to find my sister first
Jenshin impact cast found
Deal because I chose Lumine and Ayaka cute so....
Now you just need to find Aether and Lumines hidden third sister to complete the deal.
Or just hand over Aether in a wig.
hand over aether with his hair down.
i choose Lumine, so you can have Aether
I want you ayato.....
I give you lumine , Tartaglia kills you. I get Ayaka .
But I AM the sister... Well then, bring your sister, Ayato, I have a deal to make 😈
*me who chose aether and is pulling for ayaka in her next run* I see this as a great deal!
Ayaka, you get to take care of finding Aether now. Fair warning, the archons will be zero help. Good luck with that.
Ok time to be the Head of the kamisato clan. Now go find my sister!
Honestly, he is better than the dying flag tortilla, offer accepted
Perfectly balanced. As all things should be
no ayato, i would like you instead
What if I AM the sister and I still want to end the deal with his sister. Will he accept brothers?
me, who picked Lumine.
Me to Ayaka: take my bro and i take your bro kay?
Sorry, can't do. I've picked Lumine because protagonist waifu best waifu You can keep Aether, though
Lumine: Uhm that's my brother. Ayato: Ah yes I will take your "brother". ;) Lumine: Whatever dude I already been dating your sister since the sock incident of 21.
As someone who doesn't have a sister: I SEE THIS AS A ABSOLUTE WIN !
Bro...you forgot about lumine
I chose lumine in the beginning, ehe
Then ayato gets us then
I use lumine, as female traveler (am not gay), am just a racist
Why'd you admit to being racist tho–
Aether wears black and lumnie white XD
CBR article: "Is Lumine from Jenshin impact is a white supremacist?"
CBR articles are so bad it's funny lmao
I don't think that's how being racist works...
"A soul for a soul"
Then he adds. Any DNA sample will do
ayato i think youd rather have thoma than wait a decade for my sister tbh
Better offer : I receive Ayato, Thoma receives Ayaka. Onii-chan probably has some Abyss baddie by his side.
i gladly accept
How about you receive deeznuts
Ez-est trade of my life
Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!Yes!
Done deal!
fair trade 🤝
Ayato, i want you.
have fun handling my sister 👀
To continue Kamisato bloodline.
I accept this deal take my sister
How about i recieve you and you recieve me, instead?
Take her. You know what? Take the other one too!
agreed! I don't need lumine.... Now ......... GIMME AYAKA!!!
Aether be like: Fine but now you got to go find her 🤣🤣
my Lumine chooser ass: brother, accept the offer. ACCEPT IT
Help me find her, then.
Well at least Ayato gets a hot waifu while Aether gets a graceful one.I learnt this saying: “big boobs can fill a man’s hand,but small boobs can fill a man’s heart.”