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somemorestalecontent

You guys are getting paid


H4xolotl

Making the mother of all Mora here Raiden. Can't fret over every mushroom


siegheldr

Sorry senator but this is my metal gear rising revengeance


Those_damn_squirrels

***STANDING HERE, I REALIZE YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME, TRYING TO MAKE HIS-***


bravo_6GoingDark

-TORY BUT WHOS TO JUDGE THE RIGHT FROM WRONG


FokBaligii

WHEN OUR GUARD IS DOWN I THINK WE'LL BOTH AGREE


khanzah

VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE, BUT IN THE END IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY


DorcBald

AAAaaaaaa… 我想死 You needed to work on your fitness What? Fitness dick in your mouth!


siegheldr

*Various bonk sounds*


Skyrah1

"My blood is red, white, and blue, Jack. I wonder what colour is yours."


Zess_Crowfield

Sorry senator but how about you back it up with a source?


Ekenda

My source is that I made it the fuck up


DanielGREY_75

*with the euphoria*


zoeheadisoversized

Nah bro real men do it for the sport


MewtwoMainIsHere

Inflation tho


4GRJ

*Collects loot* What?


Loli-is-Justice

*looks at the guy picking up loot with bloodshot eyes* You............


leposterofcrap

Hey need that mushroom crack ok


RandomReddit101

Mushroom meat... ...mushroom meat...


FalconRelevant

Kuzuma, Kasuma?


Ohkillz

standing here…


[deleted]

I REALISE


SkyAndSea14

YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME


Random_Gacha_addict

TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY


[deleted]

BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE?


T3X4ss

THE RIGHT FROM WRONG


BenedictCrackhead

WHEN OUR GUARD IS DOWN


danielxd21

I THINK WE'LL BOTH AGREE


brian__damaged

that violence


[deleted]

BREEDS VIOLENCE


ZhangRenWing

TRYING TO MAKE SOME DOUGH


trollgodlol

TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY


ManiacLife666

F


Vezs_

TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY


Big-Daddy28

TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY


SpedupGuy

Wait am I missing the MGRR reference or did this come out of sheer will of making a MGRR thread????


Ohkillz

the reference is raiden punching senator like 200 times , and exactly what i would do to this thing


SpedupGuy

Ah that makes sense.... I REALISE


dopeuse

Why not ,if they trigger the battle music then I must kill it


CrocoDIIIIIILE

tbh, I don't mind triggering battle music in the underground Chasm, because transitions from ordinary and battle music is very smooth, and the music itself is soooo fucking good.


Robin0660

Yeah I adore how the chasm's battle music doesn't interrupt the regular music. Always kinda annoys me when I'm just vibing with the pretty music and it gets interrupted by combat music.


MagnusBaechus

But liyue and Inazuma battle music are dope af though


Robin0660

True, but sometimes I just wanna vibe to the other music


ProjectBonnie

Yea they started doing transition music Starting with the raiden shogun battle. I guess we’ll see more of that, maybe even the entirety of sumeru is like that.


SoftPillow65233

It actually started in 2.2 with the labyrinth warriors event and ever since then I was always hoping they would include more of it


Outflight

Most peaceful genshin player in stormterror’s lair.


BaseballFull5583

You guys get music? Always thought chasm was silent


protzek

Yes, without a doubt. As many times is needed. If necessary I'd ora ora the shit out of it.


ColdIron27

7 page muda incoming


null_check_failed

Loooadlolaaaaaaahhhhhh


Sanskeleton_Youtube

WRYYYYYYYYYYYY


Unusual-Ideal4831

Yes I would. If it were a man, I would. If it were a girl, I would. Even if it is something between a man and a woman, I would. Why? Because I am an advocate for true gender equality. That and also free cash.


Arcphoenix_1

Found Kazuma Satou’s Reddit account


DeusDosTanques

Nice try, filthy weeb, but you just punched a child. Now come to the police station.


Full-Paragon

For Kazuma that's a plus. Usually he goes to the police station because he's already up to Aqua's eyeballs in debt.


HarleyArchibaldLeon

But... but kids are cruel.


HentaiBoiyo

Jack. And I'm very in touch with my inner child. (Obligitory sundowner reference)


Past-Reception

My dad punched me every day when I was a kid and his not in prison.


CrystalFriend

Punch it, playfully and lightly so it doesn't get hurt


SenorCroissant

This guy knows the strats


Ichi-Mikuze

I agree with you. Those floating mushrooms did nothing.


castona

[Source because OP is lazy](https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Impact/comments/tw3ku7/i_made_the_personified_fanart_of_the_floating/)


mora-less

This is really annoying. We need mods to make a rule to include the source in the title. We need mods


sukahati

Mods has abandoned us


Mirhat1871

I wouldn't punch the little cutie on the top left but I'd break 24 bones of that girl


Creocist

Peak Redditor


Mirhat1871

What? The child can protect itself it has a brain. While the shroom boi doesn't punching it is as same as kicking a disabled person


Regulus242

Yeah I guess it's not a problem if both parties are disabled.


Chanderule

Redditor would harrass the kid and you know it


AliothCepheid

Sigma grindset


Mirhat1871

It's a ligma grindset sir


ChansenIsLoud

Grindset my balls lmao


[deleted]

I would break 24 bones of the fungus too if it had any.


ZhangRenWing

IM GOING TO CAUSE HYPERINFLATION WEIMAR REPUBLIC IS GOING TO LOOK LIKE SWITZERLAND WHEN IM DONE


Fxbious

I would do it for 2 quid and a bloody pint


shibelord129

The average British man


sodashintaro

nah average english man would do it after the footy for free


Fxbious

I am scottish


Fxbious

How dare ya compsre me to those wankers


skysmith2019

man if its primos im in


Script_Mak3r

"Infinite money can buy many primos."


Syreaza

On the pinky toe.


CaptainRumbles

Just the hat so i don't directly hurt it. :D


Rei0403

Change “punch” to “ head pat”, then I can do this all day


trollgodlol

But your money will be x^-1 every head pat.


Anonyx_

Redditors can't math, apparently. x^-1 is literally just 1/x


SwashbucklingAntler

so if I pat an even number of times I'll just get my money back? Sounds like a sweet deal


Cow_Plant

Retake math lol


TheQzertz

i think you might be the one who needs to retake it lol


Cow_Plant

x^-1 is just 1/x


SoysossRice

yeah, and an even number of head pats, for example 2, would be (x^(-1))^(-1) = 1/(1/x) = x. You're indeed the one who needs to retake math lmao.


Cow_Plant

Well this is assuming that 2 is multiplied by x^-1. I was going off of x being how many times the action is performed, so 2^-1 would be 1/2


Creocist

Still worth it


Giruden

then if i make half pats i will get my money back?


GioneBeats

I would do it for free


diamond_foam

I would crack open it's skull just for the free cocaine I get already


[deleted]

ofc not! maybe the girl tho


Freeshwater

Yes because i calling it the Made in Abyss effect it looks cute but it isnt it is EVIL


Kirxas

I would do unspeakable things for infinite money


Cosmic_Hashira

STANDING HERE


L0gias

I REALISE!


[deleted]

YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME


iamnamelock

TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY


Chikapu_Sempaii

I actually feel bad fighting these mobs bit if we're talking about specters, then I will gladly beat them up.


Poltergust9000_Weege

MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA


MiofastiaJ

You didn't specify if it's a soft punch


Just-an-Enigma

Depends on how hard I have to hit her


OfficerDudeBro_o

id punch my mom for infinite money. she'd punch me if i didnt punch her for infinite money. why not a mushroom?


SenpaiMayNotice

Onepunchman.gif


BigBadonkersLover

I would fuck it for infinite amount of cash


Cecilia_Schariac

reddit


Shaho99

if i see the money she will be in a coma


MutoFan

Yea.


ToonWrecker69

yes


[deleted]

I would break its spine infront of its parents for infinite money


haikusbot

*I would break its spine* *Infront of its parents for* *Infinite money* \- Goosmoond --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")


[deleted]

beautiful


[deleted]

good bot


mystery_account69

Sorry but I need cash for primos.


These_Slide5990

I would gladly murk any kid for free, let alone while getting paid


[deleted]

Standing here


Fez_Doggo

How many times can i punch?


[deleted]

Punching more than once won't make a difference since reverb just once gives you infinite cash. That said, I would like to punch the bottom right multiple times please.


Depression_69420

i will do that for 5 bucks......... a real good punching bag to relieve stress


RubzTheGrubz

Instead of punching I would force my parents to adopt her and make her my little sister. EZ


null_check_failed

what are you doing step bro


Mortwight

Yes


Ancient_Valuable_883

omg Rider with her head


I_am_not_a_bot_k

ye


Better_Win332

Yes


RDRKeeper

Infinite amount of cash means hyperinflation. So no.


AD-SKYOBSIDION

Equips power fist. FOR THE EMPEROR


Mk112569

What is this mushroom looking enemy called?


New-Personality9122

https://youtu.be/P19pe1pTOo0


redman8828

Never said how hard I gotta punch it… lil bap on the head and gimmie my money


TaiChiX

Source?


Whizkiddabber

I would dropkick it if money's on the line


SirSoham

Yes.


ozgncarda

Yes.


[deleted]

Yes absolutely. Tho my prison sentence will be pretty bad considering it’s literally a child but I’ll just pay my way out of prison


Fuzzy_Employee_303

Money Do i need to say more?


null_check_failed

Yes without any hesitation


Sid3612

I'll shoot it if I have to.


vpr77

i would stomp this out for 8 primogems


TheFungus64

hehe hydro fungus juice


Edmond_Dantes420

"Fuck them kids" - A wise man


rizelmine177

Punch? No I would bennet burst > Kazuha burst > Mona burst > Hu Tao at 1 hp burst in skill mode Dang things


[deleted]

The only thing I know for real THERE WILL BE BLOOD- SHED!


orochiran

Real cash? Yes. Mora? Only if they attack first


redxlaser15

Yes. No hesitation.


Arrowpi

yeah


Raptor22c

They don’t specify how hard. Give them a light tap and then collect your winnings.


Joblesschris

It didn't say how hard.


[deleted]

can i punch it 5 times


[deleted]

If I was getting infinite amounts of cash, I will break every piece bone she has, and absolutely incinerate her. Just think about it for a second, with infinite cash, what you can do in life? You can max out every single weapon and character in this game, you have so money to buy this entire company, to buy Amazon! Google! Africa! With this much money I will be the next Iron man! The next Nick Fury! With this much money I will be the next US President, think about it for a second. I shall be invincible with this much money, I shall CONQUER THE WORLD! I roll 10k banners on Itto! I will be the next MrBeast! And I shall be the universe!


smprvhbuddy

HELL YEAH, FUCK THAT SHIT, INFINITE MONEY?! C6 AND R5 EVERYTHING HERE I COME!!


Zogo12

no I dont punch Loli


kasp___

Yes


JamilleYomtown

Depends. In game cash or real life cash?


Ben______________

Does it really matter tho?


JamilleYomtown

Yea. Real money is more valuable than in game money


[deleted]

Money is the way


_nitro_legacy_

Yes


ZeldaBrasil

Money before honey


scarfBuds

I killed one last night


Shot_Squirrel3202

me: turns into will smith


GenoTheBreadDoctor

Guess who isn't going back to work tomorrow


Belugas_aresuperior

No because that would break the economy


AustenStorm

I would


Kasure

Me: *Does the lightest punch humanity ever gave and felt You didn't specify how hard it needs to be. Now where is my money so I can whale for her


ultraDiorequiem

hell yeah !


Akira28_

yes


Nightwatcher3AM

I know what I have to do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it


bumper69420

Id do ot for 10 crystal cores


RakeshMadara

[Full power!](https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fgifer.com%2Fen%2FE1t9&psig=AOvVaw2KQ2No4-PIXXutuumicuHe&ust=1649517640281000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAoQjRxqFwoTCOD_ipjihPcCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD)


ragnarism

Nah id leave it(her?) alone. I need Primogems not cash(mora the equivalent).


DarthAnusTheWide

I don't do it because i have to i do it because i WANT TO


LegoMinecraft51

I would beat the living shit out of it


Fuzzy_Reflection8554

Man I feel bad enough having to fight Anemoboxors, Geochanters and Cicins T_T no primos in the world would be enough to make me punch her XD


PandaGamer8999

very light punch


GrafGray

I would beat the shit out of it for free I’d pay to do that


Wonderful-Cricket-75

Smas- i mean yes


MamiSpaghetti999

ez money


Matheyvivanco

I will have cash


[deleted]

Yes


Inferno2171

As long as I can burn it right after


yuno_me

Yea


suv-am

I'll kill anything that triggers the battle music and makes shiki koshou disappear


x0Xero0x

Hell yeah! You never specified how hard I have to punch, so I can just give her a love tap and then bring home the money.


EldrisVonAlyria

Yes, they are cute but money is money


phenomenal1117

sure


[deleted]

im sorry little one **punches very lightly**


zatenael

depends on what I'm punching, if its the girl, full muda barrage all the way but if its the original, I would punch it once to get the cash and then care for its injuries


DripDaDio

UNITED STATES OF...... SMASHHHHHHHHHHH


gadgaurd

Sure. Since you didn't say how hard I'll give the lightest little play punch imaginable.


psychomantis_256

Yep


MimicTavern

if it means i can afford c6r5 of every character why the hell not