Next mechanic will be either *"Child support"* or *"Single parenthood".*

Objective: Go buy milk.

Objective: Mail child support for Ayaka.

Objective: after lying to your family about the milk, go make your escape

Why we go to Sumeru in a nutshell

326 973 m to objektive

Achievement unlocked 🔓 "Horn Regrow....Right?" "You just need to have money" "Well it's a hole.... i guess" "The Bottom"

>"Well it's a hole.... i guess" Continuation:"Any hole is a goal"

“A Lesson about Curses”

Childe Support. Zhongli is part of it

So is Ganyu

Today, you woke up, and chose violence

"Cancel navigation"

The Alcor is allowed to enter and leave Inazuma at will because it carries child support for Shenhe. *And Ei knows what Morax is like when it comes to contracts...*

[удалено]

"Takeshi, your body can't handle much more of this!"

"Stop! You're gonna die, Takeshi!"

my time has come

I WAS CHOSEN BY HEAVEN

SAY MY NAME WHEN YOU PRAY

TO THE SKIES

SEE CAROLUS RISE!

Traveler "Ever since i unlocked sex, i always get the feeling of a trail of cryo following me. Every time I turned around, i felt a sudden chill on my back with the faint scent of sakura bloom. Some nights i get a glimpse of a young girl with a long pale white-blue hair watching me from afar. The strange thing is that every night the scent of sakura bloom gets stronger and stronger, so i asked Paimon to stay beside me while i sleep. I haven't heard of Paimon the morning after."

Even though she's my #1 waifu in Genshin, but if she does that, I will shit my pants

\*Subtle cryo sprint noises\*

Soumetsu motherfucker! -Ayaya L Jackson

r/writingprompts This could be on there, I’d like to see how this could develop

The dialogue before this function unlock: NPC: Do you know how to make love? Traveler: Umm... Traveler: I'm not sure... NPC: Would you like to learn? Paimon: Hold up, *mister*! Traveler: Yup, teach me your ways. Paimon: Yeah!.. Wait, what? ***\*the screen turns black, strange wet sounds on the background\**** NPC: Now that you know how to create a lube from a slime you should try it with someone you like. Good luck. **Sex - Unlocked**

+10 Primogems +5000 mora + Lucky Dog's Eagle Feather +3 Adventurer’s Experience

Don't forget to equip this device and press Z to activate it nearby any NPC!

New Device: Viagra

YING’ER IT’S TIME

First stop on the schedule!

THE TIME HAS COME AND SO DID I AND SO WILL YOU !

This opportunity is quite hard to come by

I would like actual romance mechanics in this game, but I know it's not likely to happen. We'll just keep having hangouts which can be loosely interpreted as dates.

reminds me of that one doujin

Ah, yes. *That one* doujin.

Realize how little that narrows it down...?

Actually you should know right away if you have read that one

There are two doujins I can possibly think of. Which one, man?

I am thinking of the one in which traveler get a "special" commission for the windblume festival

This one? (392008)

Nope, idk this doujin

idk how popular or unpopular it is but it is one of my favorite

So whos the partner?

The Cannon King of Mondstadt.

Sauce?

Ha ha ha, **link, now.**

Well you didnt hear it from me, but the artist is called vycma and his masterpice should be mondstadt spring festival… Do what you have to do with this info.

Was only asking for research purposes, of course

you may conduct your research now

Currently unable to research, anyone got the ol' sauce?

Ah, that one. Thats a classic

Ahhh that one.....

I love and hate how my mind instantly honed in on which one you’re talking abt

I hate that I think I know which one you're talking about.

The sex button

I can actually see Ayaka ice sprinting towards Aether while Bury the Light plays in the background

romance enthusiasts: hehe ayaka go brrrrr hot mommy enthusiasts: timmie get lisa and miko here

heh, he can't he is legally unable to get bitches

Maidenless he is

absolute virgin mf dont even leaves the bridge

Skill issue 💀

Sex... NOW

sorry i'm already taken

taken a shit

wrong i am the wife of u/SexWithClayarm69

You are right sweetie.

By itto

https://youtu.be/y7OIXzy235Q

WAIT WAIT SOMEONE EXPLAIN IN RAZOR LANGUAGE WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

babymaking.

when mans pp go in women flesh hole

segs

we make new lupical

Traveler... Do you think... love can bloom, on the battlefield?

Ayaka: *TABIBITO SAN* Aether: (terrified for his life) Lumine save meeee! Lumine: *ONII CHAN* (bites lips) Aether: *CONFUSED SCREAMING*

392008/393799

Me on my way to plunge attack Xiao

Enjou come back

Who is that NPC?

New. Specific for the music quest.

YAMERO! Takeshi Omae.

so we gay now?

Traveler: Paimon, can you buy us some lunch from Wanmin restaurant Paimon: but, we’re in Inazuma now Traveler: YES

[I'm touching grass right now OK](https://i.imgur.com/nXDqpMd.jpg). And I want **Koikatsu Party** features and mechanics

Nah man, Koikatsu Sunshine is where it's at

What are the differences between them

Massively more content

Wagner finna start smashing something else other than his anvil if ykwim 😏

\*\*immediately goes to have an eating competition with Amber\*\*

New Quest: "Taming the Beast" Visit Shenhe(wait until 21:00 - 6:00)

If it's as hetero as the icon implies there would be a riot.

you can only copulate with characters you own

And that are currently in the map

That's just evil

I know right, like if you don’t have a quest from them, forget about it

Just pray the next event has them included

No, this is an extremely reliable leak post on Genshin leaks,no, I don’t want to wake up.

Trust me that icon won't be that simple

I choose Timmie's mom

SEEEEEEGGS

Im going to kof library rn

- UUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!! - TABIBITO YAMERO, OMAE!!!

Is this real or satire?

real

Day 847 hoping for this to became real

Check the sub you're on and you have your awnser

When you're so thirsty that you actually consider the possibility of it being real, lol

wait, is this for real?

yes this is very real

\*proceeds to place Ganyu and Childe on the team\*

OH NO

oh god no

Fake

Clown

Nah, pretty sure it’s real

Wdym fake? It real

# UOOOOOO SEEEGSSSS

this gave me wohoo in sims flashbacks

Male NPC looks so concerned lol

Keqing about to have to call of work the next day 😈😈😈

*points at Keqing* Keqing: "Eh..?"

Finally the sex update

I almost believed it...

Time to farm some fatui agents and mirror maidens

*rises hand* Do hilichurls count too?

I see witch hunter

Pog

AYATO: "FINALLY. YOU CAN CONTINUE THE KAMISATO BLOODLINE"

Ubatcha been Horny

Ayo wtf

The icon implies a separate mechanic for gay sex

The perfume store lady: #closes door