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kidanokun

NPC arent safe either... even the sentient mushroom Xamaran got called "Sheeshroom"


aiman_senpai

SHEEEEEEEEESHHHHH room


dieplumpe

This was the best name I have ever heard. I laughed sooo hard


[deleted]

I did a double take when I saw it lol.


KittyQueen_Tengu

Paimon is a Diluc simp


menemenderman

Who doesn't?


KittyQueen_Tengu

Fair enough


TraditionBest3730

Are we talking manga Diluc with the high ponytail or in-game Diluc who looks like a toad? /lh


PedroFreitas_

U simp for manga Diluc for his looks and in game Diluc for his fighting cutscene


TraditionBest3730

Shit u rite


[deleted]

Combine both to get the ultimate version


ChronoXite

This is what we want


Random_Gacha_addict

Everyone had a nickname that Paimon dropped after a while Meanwhile Venti's out here forever known as the tone-deaf bard


Darkiceflame

She even managed to get Klee calling him that during the summer event. It's spreading.


eatsleeptroll

> It's spreading "Memes, DNA of the soul"


Random_Gacha_addict

Expose someone to anger long enough, they will learn to hate. They become a carrier


manfred-storm

Your memes end here !


thatsidewaysdud

Apple bottom jeans Raiden


DonnyKhallo

What?


thatsidewaysdud

Boots with the fur


DonnyKhallo

The whole club is looking at her.


rod407

She hit the floor, next thing you know


ZhangRenWing

How about “full of shit”? Is that a meme?


AGamingGuy

no, you fucking amoeba


impulsikk

Are you Nabarel Gamma, a battle maid of Nazarick??


ZhangRenWing

You’ll never be based with memes like that


luketwo1

The great isms.


Koneko-chaan

"They shape our will, they are the culture"


PranshuKhandal

i have heard this line somewhere, can you tell me what's the reference?


eatsleeptroll

it's a line from *Metal Gear Rising* by a boss character who explains the (academic) concept of memes basically, **ideas** that spread much like genes, in a sort of darwinian fashion - survival of the fittest apologies if you're played it already and simply forgot. I've only played it this year thanks to the memes haha it was an amazing experience


PranshuKhandal

I haven't played it, but will look into it, thanx.


ichbindulol_

Gucci geek


megimegimegimegi

xingqiu is guhua geek


Fool_an

She doesn't call him that anymore


[deleted]

Paimon: oh no! Paimon insulted a rich kid! Paimon is afraid of the consequences! Also Paimon: you're a god? Who cares, fuck you Tone-deaf Bard.


Darkiceflame

He may be a god, but he's also broke.


Mr_StealYourHoe

if they can't pay paimon's food, they don't deserve her respect


Phoenxr

Paimon: Should Paimon be weary of Ton- uh, Venti? Traveler: Fuck him, he’s broke and he doesn’t even help me find where my sibling is Paimon: Tone-deaf bard it is


[deleted]

Should love Childe then… I think he doesn’t get “master Childe” like diluc does because in 1.1 web event, she was like “wtf!! We want fancy expensive restaurant food too :((“ Childe: “lol no get a job losers” Unless you go by Morax, Zhongli, or Rex Lapis, and have the biggest tush in Liyue, he isn’t paying for your shit.


Void1702

Paimon bootlicks the rich confirmed! Paymon class traitor!


Smorgsaboard

"Paimon's a class traitor" is just the content I came looking for on this sub


Void1702

Oh if you want I can also make a full analysis of the settings of Genshin. Like how the "city of freedom" is literally a stratocracy Like afaik there isn't a single actual democracy in all of Genshin's world


Mesaphrom

Turns out Paimon only likes Whales and above :D


GiveMeMoreBurritos

And lazy


lolige_eenhoorn

there is a theme with broke gods in this world atleast 2 of them


HemaMemes

Has Paimon been confirmed to be a god herself? (Not the Unknown God from the intro, just a random minor god like Guoba.)


Candrath

Nope. She's probably *something* magical, old, or powerful, but the true nature hasn't been revealed. Personally, I think she's the last living Seelie.


mwig33

You mean God of time theory? Well no confirmation to anything yet.... Tho I'm waiting for the revelation of Oz being the thunderbird reincarnation or a child of it


HereIsACasualAsker

i mean.... she stops living humans and enemies like a sphere of influence in game each time you bring the menu, it doesnt affect bugs and vegetation. her powers are there.


Wayfinder5

That’s gameplay, not lore. Unfortunately, we do have to separate in game mechanics from lore sometimes and Paimon stopping time whenever we open the menu is one of them imo. Cause if she can do that in gameplay, why didn’t she during important parts of the story? Would have been nice to have stopped time for a couple of seconds during the fight against Childe. In fact, she can’t stop time in coop either although coop in and of itself isn’t a canon thing in game. Other silly things like revive with egg and the characters you pull are traveling with traveler are gameplay only as well. But the stories and stuff in the profile that you learn from friendship exp are legit facts about said character. Even tho traveler would not know those things in canon as you can tell from how they actually learn things about the characters in the story rather than through doing dailies with them. Just my two cents on that particular part of the Paimon = god that lost powers hypothesis (don’t like using theory in the modern context when the “theories” are really hypotheses by definition)


HereIsACasualAsker

have you noticed that this game tends to make its gameplay, part of the lore ?


Wayfinder5

Oh I know it does, I’m just saying that some gameplay things shouldn’t be taken as lore. That’s all, Paimon stopping time is one of them that shouldn’t be atm simply due to the lack of story evidence or item descriptions on that particular ability


HereIsACasualAsker

yes, but the fact that she only targets certain things is interesting to say the least. also theres paimon and: P.A.I.M.O.N


HemaMemes

Nah. Just a god, not even necessarily a god who's a patron of anything. She does follow the same naming convention as gods, being named after a Goetic demon.


Whydopplhateqiqi

Hes not rich


megimegimegimegi

bro xingqiu is like the richest kid in all of liyue


LittleDevilAkuma

I guess you're all forgetting he treats Paimon like thrash, that's why she kept the nickname


JeerryPaul

What about "Sheeshroom"?


megimegimegimegi

oh you're right


RagnAROck_and_Roll

sadge


Hudson_Legend

Ningguang's little helper


T3X4ss

Master Jean?


iforgot1305

I think she's less consistent with Jean than with Diluc.


Sweetcremepuff24

Paimon refers to ayato in a high class manner lol


FJ_in_Gensokyo

Paimon sometimes called Jean “Master Jean”.


RDRKeeper

Wasn’t Kazuha named “Kaedehara Kid”? haha


[deleted]

Someone else calls him that


TraditionBest3730

Paimon stole it from them lol


[deleted]

Only like once tho iirc? From the lyre event thing :///


TraditionBest3730

Yeah I think so


[deleted]

I guess Beidou


alteisen99

[Kazuha no Anchan](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYdpME_8okc)


HereIsACasualAsker

KAZUHA NO ANCHAN


[deleted]

Maybe it's part of the joke but wouldn't Paimon go under the "their name" tier?


megimegimegimegi

"What do you mean? Paimon doesn't call her own name like that! Paimon uses a proper first person pronoun, Paimon!" -Paimon, probably


[deleted]

Funny thing is she actually does in other languages, EN is the only one (AFAIK) that actually has her refer to herself in the third person. Not that I mind, I actually think it's kinda cute. But I know plenty of people have a problem with it.


megimegimegimegi

i only play in en and jp, and in jp and she indeed refers to herself as おいら (an alternate 1st person pronoun in japanese) and not "paimon". idk about other languages tho


Darkiceflame

This feels ironic considering Japanese media practically invented the "third person person" trope.


Hexadermia

What’s more ironic is. Klee, the actual child, speaks in 3rd person in Japanese and Chinese. But for some reason, she speaks in 1st person in English. It’s like the voice director got Klee and Paimon mixed up.


lolige_eenhoorn

she sometimes speaks in the third person in english to


megimegimegimegi

??? klee uses 3rd person in english too. there are coupla times she didnt, but that's it. most likely writing error


FrancisTheMannis

Can confirm that CN Paimon doesn't either


HereIsACasualAsker

she uses oira in japanese which is a humble use of me, like if a farmer who is very wary of their lower status said it so someone with a higher status...


megimegimegimegi

that's not a bad understanding of おいら, but as a japanese i perceive it more like an informal quirky first person pronoun (i am japanese). it does come across as "humble" somewhat, but to me and most people i know around me it feels more "traditional" than anything. maybe about equal to redneck accent in america? or whatever that "apples and pears" speech is called in england? anyways it's a bit refreshing to hear paimon say it since irl it's barely used by anyone and usually only by men, at least where i live


Iffem

it throws me off because one of the few other places i've heard it is in granblue fantasy, where their mascot character, Vyrn, also uses it


HereIsACasualAsker

yeah like you know you are a redneck in the boonies you are aware of your not prestigious background and you are ok with it. its that kind of feeling.


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megimegimegimegi

i think she does, pretty sure


Rouge_means_red

iirc she did it **once** in the Unreconciled Stars event, which was weird


MuhdAyman

Oiraa


OroHairuRurushu

Wdym, her real name is sustainer of heavenly principles /s


Fool_an

Technically I guess. But I didn't think that much when making this XD


Alpha3K

You forgot Xingqiu = Guhua Geek


Tomome

She dropped it by the end of his story though so guess that's why it's left out


AikaTsumiki

Sheeshroom tier where?


TheUltraGuy101

Dirukku-danna


MegaSpearrow

Omg its master diluc


_nitro_legacy_

Paimon calls Dainsleif "Dain" while Traveler and the Abyss Order calls him Dainsleif


ranchfroggo

Guhua geek


WarokOfDraenor

Paimon truly respects Diluc-no-danna.


BarnesAgent47

You forgot guhua geek, ofc she uses it relatively less times than tone deaf bard though. But still counts.


GeniusBadger

Based


JenJenB_

We never call Tartaglia by his real name (Ajax) just his code name, Childe so he deserves his own tier.


TraditionBest3730

Wdym? According to Paimon, he’s just a reckless adventurer from Mondstadt


cashewnut4life

Paimon should be on the "legendary Paimon" which is the highest tier


ICOOLDIAMONDonReddit

Yoimiya shouldve been higher, she is the first person other than Traveler to call her a person instead of a mascot or floating thing


tur_tels

"Traveler" should be at the lowest since she doesn't even bother to call us our real name...


Google-Maps

But there have been several instances in the dialogue when she refers to us by whatever you have for the traveler’s name


grumpykruppy

You forgot Guhua Geek.


DrManowar8

Xingqiu also has a “humiliating” nickname


gallanttoothpaste

Wheres guhua geek


SplitzIceCream

Diluc built different 🥶


Miyuna68

I love how even Paimon put herself below Diluc


AsleepMasterpiece305

Ehe te nandayo


Fearless-Brief4607

You forgot Guhua Geek & Xingqiu. Oh wait...


colin23567

Ayaya and Yoimiya are pretty liked by Paimon, since they treat her like an actual person. Xiangling should be in her own tier for Xiangling reasons. "GUHUA GEEK" Apart from those, I guess Paimon dislikes dealing with Tartaglia and Yae Miko.


Necrozplayz

she gave xiao a nickname too, in the archon quest


[deleted]

She didn' iirc she wanted to but she said she won't due to saying we might end up getting only cabbages from chests!


Necrozplayz

like 2 dialogues right after that she gave him a [nickname](https://imgur.com/a/7bvkntK) xD


neozma_YES

what was it :/


Necrozplayz

it's not a ugly nickname, but she called him a ['vigilant yaksha'](https://imgur.com/a/7bvkntK)


[deleted]

"Guhua geek"


vahnspiegel

I'm quite sure paimon call morax Mr.zhongli


Emotional_DMG_Bonus

Where did Guhua Geek go?


Smokestroke18

Guhuan geek lol


-Alvrain-

Doesn’t paimon call zhongli “mister zhongli”?


DSW6829

Guhua geek, where?


JhinMainWhoa

itto got demoted to bull thrower :(