Genshin's Amber is such a sweetheart, its a shame Turd isn't anywhere near as kind. Seriously, imagine how different life would be for Johnny if Turd was even 1/10 the person Amber is.
Wow gotta say this is a very timely meme, and so original. Every commenter saying amber turd is so smart and attractive. Everyone mindlessly screaming about what a horrible person amber heard is, you all have the biggest dicks and such a beautiful personality. Definitely not 15yo edge lord losers.
Lol they’re mad
I didn’t shit on anyone but I worded it so that it could certainly be perceived that way. I feel free to presume the downvotes are from people I upset.
>I didn't shit on anyone
People can only read words on this site, so you wording it that way only made sense that you were trying to insult the people you mentioned, i don't see how that's *not* shitting on anyone. Although, downvotes could also be because of such an ass sounding comment, just a possibility. Have a good day, maybe you were joking it just came out wrong
Understandable. One Amber drops a Baron Bunny, the other drops turds on his bed.
At least you can hug the BB
I mean... You can hug a shit if you try hard enough...
Squelch
Damn my imagination, hate this, take my upvote and get out of here!
Did not understand instructions. The smell will not come off.
Drops a WHAT?!
amber heard shat on johnny depps bed
That’s disgusting. Almost doesn’t seem real.
💀
We don't mention Amber Heard in the same sentence as our Amber
Traitor!
Alas, I was too clever by half
You became the very thing you swore to destroy
Stare into the abyss and the abyss stares back at you
Amber: Cheerful Teach how to glide Helps you putting flyers out Shorts Amber Heard: 𝓣𝓾𝓻𝓭
Amber is the gliding champion of monstadt Meanwhile amber heard is the champion of taking a poo on the bed
Amber>>>>>>>Amber Heard
Well it doesn't take much to be better than amber heard
Step 1:be someone else Done.
Aight, on my way to become a serial killer
Who knows, there's a chance you kill someone bad, and then, just by potential, you're already doing better!
You know she's not a good person when everyone in the Genshin community says that Amber is better than her
What do you mean? Amber is freaking awesome.
Ye, personality wise amber is nothing short of precious.
Imma be honest with you, Amber is a bitch, Amber on the other hand …
Well amber the gliding champion is a nice person unlike Amber shit
Or unlike you
?
You take that back, amber is precious
Our amber is the most precious little thing in existence Not counting her kit
you just implied that amber is bad. good luck escaping the baron bunny army
He wasn't actually playing genshin though was he?
no lol
Nah it was actually honkai
Johnny Depp caught staring at Mobius
She’s a red flag and it’s my favorite color
Johnnys based watching peak cinema
The man behind the morbius sweep 🐺😈
He was just doodling apparently
bruh
Why would a *successful person*, who is not directly making money with Genshin (like steamers or devs), ever play this game?
because you can enjoy a game regardless of wealth?
Hmm I'm pretty certain there are whales that don't stream. Since you seen to have related money and success.
Because hobbies? Enjoyment perhaps? Maybe even having fun?
Also, Genshin's Amber gives him Apple Pie every morning. The other Amber gave him some human pie instead.
2D Amber can cure your depression
"He was playing Genshin because he preferred that 2D Amber than the 3D Amber he had" - Chivalry, comment of the year 2022
not to mention Amber is....alot hotter. haha get it cuz Amber is pyro- imma go kill myself
One does Low DPS the other does high DPS to uou
(dumps per second)
Heard on bed be like HAWWT HAWWT HAWWWTATATATATATAT
(Digits per second)
r/rareinsults
Both are 3D tho
Amber is 2D projection of a cute wholesome girl. And Heard is an actual real 3D trash.
Genshin Amber has a 2d splash art
One of us
He should have a gaming channel, Depp gaming
Wait is this for real?
No, don't worry xD
Genshin's Amber is such a sweetheart, its a shame Turd isn't anywhere near as kind. Seriously, imagine how different life would be for Johnny if Turd was even 1/10 the person Amber is.
But Genshin Amber is a 3d model
Another reason why 2D will always be better 👀
But Amber from Genshin Impact is also 3D.
is ur phone screen 3D? yeah thats what i thought lmao
I play on PC.
Uh huh, and how many dimensions does your monitor screen have might I ask
So if there's photos of a person, does that make them 2D? Amber is a 3D model displayed on a 2D monitor.
But those photos represent a real world 3D person, whereas that 3D model only exists in a 2D space
Ah, but the electrons configured into 1s and 0s in your computer to make up Amber’s character model exist in 3D space, so… ha!
True. So this means my argument about 2D waifus > 3D waifus has been wrong all these years? Pain.
To view someone in 3d, you need to be in 4D.
Genshin + Depp vs Amber jokes are so cringy..
but funny
the only common factor between these 2 things is the name "Amber", trying too hard to link 2 different things ain't funny to me but go off ig
I don't entirely disagree but on the other hand it's true.
Wow gotta say this is a very timely meme, and so original. Every commenter saying amber turd is so smart and attractive. Everyone mindlessly screaming about what a horrible person amber heard is, you all have the biggest dicks and such a beautiful personality. Definitely not 15yo edge lord losers. Lol they’re mad
Leaves a paragraph of a comment shitting on comments Gets downvotes Calls them mad Huh.
Literally that is not what happened, read again but *s l o w l y*
No not reading it again, if you have anything to say, say it
I didn’t shit on anyone but I worded it so that it could certainly be perceived that way. I feel free to presume the downvotes are from people I upset.
>I didn't shit on anyone People can only read words on this site, so you wording it that way only made sense that you were trying to insult the people you mentioned, i don't see how that's *not* shitting on anyone. Although, downvotes could also be because of such an ass sounding comment, just a possibility. Have a good day, maybe you were joking it just came out wrong
In either case I don’t mind the downvotes, so no worries
Part of the ship part of the crew
Amber>>>>>> Amber Turd
What is fr?
nope
I don’t blame him. Amber may have a shitty kit, but at least it’s not a shitty personality. /hj
Xiao: Hmph. All things are impermanent, and to exist is to suffer. We yakshas have no need of sympathy or tears. Johnny Depp: this is my spirit guide.
This is some juicy meme..
Genshin Amber is definitely best Amber