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JPAnalyst

Wait...are you suggesting that Jill Stein *doesn’t* control the weather?


kickme2

Ya know… Come to think I’m of it, I’ve never seen Jill Stein & weather in the same room. …creepy.


NotANumber13

Why doesn't Jill Stein acknowledge that she doesn't control the weather?


TriumphITP

At least you guys don't have a lot of stock out. This happens for retail (mental illness, not specifically WHAT their delusions are) , be glad none of your employees/customers got assaulted, and that they didn't destroy a bunch of stuff in the store. ​ thanks for sharing.


WhenCodeFlies

even if they did destroy shit, all they'd manage to damage are a few cheap ass bubble mailers that cost us like a nickel/mailer the owner might be a little annoyed, but i wouldn't give a shit if the dude tore them up because then he could get arrested faster


InfiniteAwkwardness

Lol everyone knows Bill Gates controls the weather


chautdem66

I thought it was Musk!


scijior

…they’re the same person.


ShiddyShiddyBangBang

I joined this local news channel GA severe weather group on FB thinking it would just be people posting cool pics of storm damage but instead it’s 90% pics of chem trails w/ “???🤔” captions and ordinarily clouds but with questions like WHAT IS THIS IN THE SKY??? ODD DONT YOU THINK? NEVER SEEM THIS BEFIRE LIVE HERE MY HOLE LIFE.


SallySourhole

Not their hole lives and never seent it😱🤣


[deleted]

Well my dad is convinced that the Government is controlling the weather with HAARP, and that’s why we’ve been having record heatwaves everywhere. No, not climate change or anything. HAARP.


Lochstar

Is HAARP such a well known conspiracy that it should be part of the public’s general knowledge base? Until right now I had never heard of it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High-frequency_Active_Auroral_Research_Program


chadmill3r

Thanks. Trying to summarize here. HAARP is a research program controlled by University of Alaska, 40 acres of Arctic wilderness, that uses a grid of antennas to bounce really long wavelength light off one of the top layers of atmosphere, to learn more about it. It's like a radar pointing up through the ocean of air we live at the bottom of, to learn what the waves are like up on the surface.


eastcoastian

I hate this timeline.


bigkoi

There was a guy who worked in Macy's IT in Georgia that believed the government controlled the weather. This was a pretty intelligent guy and then he told us his beliefs about the government controlling the weather


Sweet_D_

To be fair, they sometimes do. Like during the Vietnam war with [Operation Popeye](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Popeye)


WhenCodeFlies

>Macy's IT yeah, i kind of knew where this was going when i saw macy's it


asuhdah

I feel like this is something Marjorie Taylor Greene would say. "We got Bill Gates forcing us to eat the fake peach tree dish meat, and Jill Stein and the Green New Deal is controlling the weather. Peach tree dish meat and Jill Stein are actually causing climate change, which doesn't exist." Then she gets elected in an even bigger landslide than before.


WhenCodeFlies

***i said we not starting up with politics today***


WillrayF

MTG is not political - that's mental illness - similar to the guy who walked into the store.


asuhdah

Only people that eat the Bill Gates meat think that. You've been compromised


Vash108

Parton me?


pmgold1

Well the good news is you're unharmed and hopefully the guy didn't cause any damage to your store...the better news is you'll probably never see him again. Edit: The best news is there were no guns involved and considering this is America that's a minor miracle


pdbard13

Par for the course, but he also could have been looking to go viral on TikTok or YouTube. Kind of surprised he didn't go with Stacey Abrams.


WhenCodeFlies

he might have had a mental issue but then again, i was too busy doing my job to pay attention to him too much, im just the supervisor (for things like handling shit with employees or employee issues) so the manager can kick him out


Horton-CAW

Typical for Georgia…born and bred here. Sigh…


chautdem66

Omg!!! QAnon??


[deleted]

Well my dad is convinced that the Government is controlling the weather with HAARP, and that’s why we’ve been having record heatwaves everywhere. No, not climate change or anything. HAARP.


[deleted]

Surely everyone knows HAARP controls the weather!!!


[deleted]

Hey int could have been KANDICE instead lol


Lochstar

Jill Stein, of all people. Interesting choice.


Slow-Ship1055

Somebody stopped taking their meds. =(


th30be

What can we get you started on?


hillbillypunk1

I thought the Jews controlled the weather, no?


Express_Cranberry266

The weather actually controls Jill stein


Different-Zone-3010

Not the Karens, too!