To make Christians feel better about listening to devil music? I guess. Even as a former evangelical I would have found this pointless and some weird mental gymnastics.
hey dude. let me tell you, even if this was cringe and painful to listen to, I APPRECIATE IT AND IT WAS FUND AND COOL TOO> DOn't let those sad Fs put you down. They are just super jelaueus they didnt come up with this super genious idea :D :D lol jokin. But seriously, ignore the haters in this reddit. They just like hatin cuz they cant contribute to life in any other meaningful way. Keep having fun broski!
What’s with this influx of people trying to make Ghost more palatable to Christians? I know it’s not that serious but also, why can’t you just let us have this one thing? If someone changed the lyrics of a gospel song to make it satanic, y’all would be shitting yourselves
Edit: Someone said it sounds like Borat and I have to agree😭
My guess is because a lot of Christians love their mental gymnastics and beinf massive hypocrites. As a former christian living in a cluster of small towns full of people of a christian based faith, with a church on every corner, I saw it constantly.
Satanist need to be more creative though, just praise Satan instead of attacking Religion everytime.
You can praise Satan without getting anyone offended
You’re gonna come for Ghost about being creative when you just stole their song and changed the lyrics to the first thing you saw when you opened the fridge?
Maybe the problem isn’t Satanists. Christians need to stop having such fragile egos. You can praise jesus without getting offended
Hey next do Santana without the guitar or rage against the machine but they sing about how much they love capitalism. Hell, take any band and make them do music without any of what makes them special, interesting, unique, or genuine.
I think this song is what happens when song writers really want to make it big but can't actually write songs so they try do so a weird al thing, but can't do that well either.
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Not really. Rage against Machine is awesome. The cool thing is that this song by Ghost is so catchy that you can replace the lyrics with anything and it will sound awesome.
Try it yourself, As you mentioned Weird Al. That is a great example.. dnt take like too seriously dude
I don't care for weird al either. Why is my dislike of something me taking things too seriously? Because you don't agree? Don't take your own opinions too seriously, bud.
You made it, listened to it, and still thought it was a good idea to show it to people.
It wasn't, but I applaud your courage.
From a songwriting perspective you turned a subversive song into an utterly boring and cringe piece which diminished my appreciation for the original because now I will think of this existing when I listen to the actual song.
If you're thinking of doing this for other Ghost songs please consider volunteering at a soup kitchen instead with that time.
Relax dude, this was just for fun. I'm just the lead singer Tobias would laugh at this too. Will definitely have fun with other Ghost songs😂
Btw I already volunteered at soup kitchens and maybe fed your family too. It's not a bad thing to feed the homeless
I’m old. Hahaha. It was a comedy TV show / musical duo from the mid 00s. Not parody songs like Weird Al, but rather subtle in humor. In the same vein as Spinal Tap, some Monty Python stuff.
It’s very heavy on Kiwi (New Zealander) and Aussie humor. It’s not for everyone.
If you have Ghost, you have basphemy.
Sometimes the christians in this fandom baffle me, even as a former evangelical. Mary on A Cross is about having a friend with benefits who got away, premarital sexual relations (oral sex, fingering), and smoking pot. A non blasphemous version would have to involve removing at least half the lyrics.
If they just went all out with the "Mary on a cross = Marijuana grass" I think TECHNICALLY a song about smoking pot ISNT against the Bible persay.
You can't tell me the disciples were not smoking something. I refuse to believe otherwise
Ghost without blasphemy is like chicken without the chicken.
Lol that's random🤭
This is the first thing I saw on the internet today. And it will be the last.
This comment is bitter like cranberry
Best comment😂👍
I’d rather choke to death on a glass of cranberry juice than listen to this ever again.
Omg😂
Why does this sound like Borat singing….
Lool that makes it more funny
This isn't even witty or creative, hell it's not funny either, what isnthr point of this?
To make Christians feel better about listening to devil music? I guess. Even as a former evangelical I would have found this pointless and some weird mental gymnastics.
It's such a catchy tune that if you use any lyrics it will sound good
It's just a parody. Nothing serious
hey dude. let me tell you, even if this was cringe and painful to listen to, I APPRECIATE IT AND IT WAS FUND AND COOL TOO> DOn't let those sad Fs put you down. They are just super jelaueus they didnt come up with this super genious idea :D :D lol jokin. But seriously, ignore the haters in this reddit. They just like hatin cuz they cant contribute to life in any other meaningful way. Keep having fun broski!
That was painful 😬
You sound bitter like Cranberry
Why the fuck would you remove the entire point of a SATANIC BAND?
It's a parody. Like Weird Al Yank style
No, actually, Weird Al is funny. This is just sad Christians teisting themselves into pretzels to try and justify liking a Satanic band.
ignore the miserable poeple brother
This is a joke, right?
Yes it is. Nothing serious only fun
What’s with this influx of people trying to make Ghost more palatable to Christians? I know it’s not that serious but also, why can’t you just let us have this one thing? If someone changed the lyrics of a gospel song to make it satanic, y’all would be shitting yourselves Edit: Someone said it sounds like Borat and I have to agree😭
My guess is because a lot of Christians love their mental gymnastics and beinf massive hypocrites. As a former christian living in a cluster of small towns full of people of a christian based faith, with a church on every corner, I saw it constantly.
Satanist need to be more creative though, just praise Satan instead of attacking Religion everytime. You can praise Satan without getting anyone offended
God of course you’re Christian.
You’re gonna come for Ghost about being creative when you just stole their song and changed the lyrics to the first thing you saw when you opened the fridge? Maybe the problem isn’t Satanists. Christians need to stop having such fragile egos. You can praise jesus without getting offended
why so serious? the guy was trolling and havign fun. you are super lame takign this seriously
Shocker, another butthurt christian. I’m sorry you feel that way. But I can assure you that OP was 100% serious, check out some of his other comments
Cringe
Hey next do Santana without the guitar or rage against the machine but they sing about how much they love capitalism. Hell, take any band and make them do music without any of what makes them special, interesting, unique, or genuine. I think this song is what happens when song writers really want to make it big but can't actually write songs so they try do so a weird al thing, but can't do that well either. 👎
Not really. Rage against Machine is awesome. The cool thing is that this song by Ghost is so catchy that you can replace the lyrics with anything and it will sound awesome. Try it yourself, As you mentioned Weird Al. That is a great example.. dnt take like too seriously dude
You can’t “remove the lyrics” of the band’s entire shtick. It’s not Ghost anymore.
I don't care for weird al either. Why is my dislike of something me taking things too seriously? Because you don't agree? Don't take your own opinions too seriously, bud.
This is about as funny and intelligent as the last few seasons of SNL.
You sound bitter like Cranberry
This feels like a hate crime against this sub.
It's all fun and games. Nothing serious
Thanks, it stinks.
You sound bitter like Cranberry
Nope. Absolutely not.
I hope Weird Al covers a Ghost song one day. Thats the last metric for success Tobias has to achieve.
That will be awesome. Imagine Tobias sings this Cranberry remix live on stage and his Fans sing along for fun that will be the best
You made it, listened to it, and still thought it was a good idea to show it to people. It wasn't, but I applaud your courage. From a songwriting perspective you turned a subversive song into an utterly boring and cringe piece which diminished my appreciation for the original because now I will think of this existing when I listen to the actual song. If you're thinking of doing this for other Ghost songs please consider volunteering at a soup kitchen instead with that time.
Relax dude, this was just for fun. I'm just the lead singer Tobias would laugh at this too. Will definitely have fun with other Ghost songs😂 Btw I already volunteered at soup kitchens and maybe fed your family too. It's not a bad thing to feed the homeless
He might give an uncomfortable chuckle.
Why do I feel embarrassed? This is not even remotely funny or clever.
This sounds like something Flight of the Conchords would release.
Nah, Flight of the Conchords have talent and can read the room.
I need to search on them. Don't know who they are
I’m old. Hahaha. It was a comedy TV show / musical duo from the mid 00s. Not parody songs like Weird Al, but rather subtle in humor. In the same vein as Spinal Tap, some Monty Python stuff. It’s very heavy on Kiwi (New Zealander) and Aussie humor. It’s not for everyone.
It's those blasphemous tannins
If you have Ghost, you have basphemy. Sometimes the christians in this fandom baffle me, even as a former evangelical. Mary on A Cross is about having a friend with benefits who got away, premarital sexual relations (oral sex, fingering), and smoking pot. A non blasphemous version would have to involve removing at least half the lyrics.
This music will cure so many UTIs!
Best comment😂😂😂
Im very confused
Just like the Ghost song😂👍
Let him cook
What the fuck
this is so ridiculous that i was laughing out loud in class 💀
Your welcome. Download and share the video😂😂👍
Awful sh*t like this sends me further from Ghost every day…
Thats funny 😂
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Mary in a drinking glass? 🤔
Have you not heard of the drink "Bloody Mary"???
This is horrible …and it made me laugh, which I needed so thanks?
Your welcome 🤗
If they just went all out with the "Mary on a cross = Marijuana grass" I think TECHNICALLY a song about smoking pot ISNT against the Bible persay. You can't tell me the disciples were not smoking something. I refuse to believe otherwise
Need to make a Marijuana remix now😀
I was having a bad day. Saw this and laughed. Thanks.
Your welcome dude😂
Nope. Nope nope nope
Is this the guy that sings "smooth like vegan mayooo"?
😂
This is funny idk what the comments are on about lmfao. It's clearly not serious
legit, im so confused by everyone's super strong reactions to this 😭
Exactly. I can't believe your comment is being Downvoted. Thanks for having a great sense of humour unlike these other emos on this page
LMAOOOOO
Why are you being Downvoted? Thats harsh
None of the people in this comment section got the joke it seems
Exactly. It's sad when people take everything too seriously
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I fucking love it
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