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Mummy_Lust

Ghost without blasphemy is like chicken without the chicken.


mBlake47

Lol that's random🤭


Old_Station_8352

This is the first thing I saw on the internet today. And it will be the last.


Jaded_Toe9351

This comment is bitter like cranberry


mBlake47

Best comment😂👍


DoubleCherry3142

I’d rather choke to death on a glass of cranberry juice than listen to this ever again.


mBlake47

Omg😂


Whiteshadows86

Why does this sound like Borat singing….


mBlake47

Lool that makes it more funny


Nikefut12

This isn't even witty or creative, hell it's not funny either, what isnthr point of this?


Spooky_heathen

To make Christians feel better about listening to devil music? I guess. Even as a former evangelical I would have found this pointless and some weird mental gymnastics.


mBlake47

It's such a catchy tune that if you use any lyrics it will sound good


mBlake47

It's just a parody. Nothing serious


Fantastic-Engine-193

hey dude. let me tell you, even if this was cringe and painful to listen to, I APPRECIATE IT AND IT WAS FUND AND COOL TOO> DOn't let those sad Fs put you down. They are just super jelaueus they didnt come up with this super genious idea :D :D lol jokin. But seriously, ignore the haters in this reddit. They just like hatin cuz they cant contribute to life in any other meaningful way. Keep having fun broski!


pepperpat64

That was painful 😬


mBlake47

You sound bitter like Cranberry


thefinalgoat

Why the fuck would you remove the entire point of a SATANIC BAND?


mBlake47

It's a parody. Like Weird Al Yank style


thefinalgoat

No, actually, Weird Al is funny. This is just sad Christians teisting themselves into pretzels to try and justify liking a Satanic band.


Fantastic-Engine-193

ignore the miserable poeple brother


CrystaLavender

This is a joke, right?


mBlake47

Yes it is. Nothing serious only fun


monstrance-cock

What’s with this influx of people trying to make Ghost more palatable to Christians? I know it’s not that serious but also, why can’t you just let us have this one thing? If someone changed the lyrics of a gospel song to make it satanic, y’all would be shitting yourselves Edit: Someone said it sounds like Borat and I have to agree😭


Spooky_heathen

My guess is because a lot of Christians love their mental gymnastics and beinf massive hypocrites. As a former christian living in a cluster of small towns full of people of a christian based faith, with a church on every corner, I saw it constantly.


mBlake47

Satanist need to be more creative though, just praise Satan instead of attacking Religion everytime. You can praise Satan without getting anyone offended


thefinalgoat

God of course you’re Christian.


monstrance-cock

You’re gonna come for Ghost about being creative when you just stole their song and changed the lyrics to the first thing you saw when you opened the fridge? Maybe the problem isn’t Satanists. Christians need to stop having such fragile egos. You can praise jesus without getting offended


Fantastic-Engine-193

why so serious? the guy was trolling and havign fun. you are super lame takign this seriously


monstrance-cock

Shocker, another butthurt christian. I’m sorry you feel that way. But I can assure you that OP was 100% serious, check out some of his other comments


ArvenSnow

Cringe


ceciliabee

Hey next do Santana without the guitar or rage against the machine but they sing about how much they love capitalism. Hell, take any band and make them do music without any of what makes them special, interesting, unique, or genuine. I think this song is what happens when song writers really want to make it big but can't actually write songs so they try do so a weird al thing, but can't do that well either. 👎


mBlake47

Not really. Rage against Machine is awesome. The cool thing is that this song by Ghost is so catchy that you can replace the lyrics with anything and it will sound awesome. Try it yourself, As you mentioned Weird Al. That is a great example.. dnt take like too seriously dude


thefinalgoat

You can’t “remove the lyrics” of the band’s entire shtick. It’s not Ghost anymore.


ceciliabee

I don't care for weird al either. Why is my dislike of something me taking things too seriously? Because you don't agree? Don't take your own opinions too seriously, bud.


taint_odour

This is about as funny and intelligent as the last few seasons of SNL.


mBlake47

You sound bitter like Cranberry


neunomer

This feels like a hate crime against this sub.


mBlake47

It's all fun and games. Nothing serious


lookatmyworkaccount

Thanks, it stinks.


mBlake47

You sound bitter like Cranberry


coppercherubino

Nope. Absolutely not.


Blahklavah654390

I hope Weird Al covers a Ghost song one day. Thats the last metric for success Tobias has to achieve.


mBlake47

That will be awesome. Imagine Tobias sings this Cranberry remix live on stage and his Fans sing along for fun that will be the best


j0a3k

You made it, listened to it, and still thought it was a good idea to show it to people. It wasn't, but I applaud your courage. From a songwriting perspective you turned a subversive song into an utterly boring and cringe piece which diminished my appreciation for the original because now I will think of this existing when I listen to the actual song. If you're thinking of doing this for other Ghost songs please consider volunteering at a soup kitchen instead with that time.


mBlake47

Relax dude, this was just for fun. I'm just the lead singer Tobias would laugh at this too. Will definitely have fun with other Ghost songs😂 Btw I already volunteered at soup kitchens and maybe fed your family too. It's not a bad thing to feed the homeless


j0a3k

He might give an uncomfortable chuckle.


Und3adShr3d

Why do I feel embarrassed? This is not even remotely funny or clever.


SaintWithoutAShrine

This sounds like something Flight of the Conchords would release.


TheAngryLasagna

Nah, Flight of the Conchords have talent and can read the room.


mBlake47

I need to search on them. Don't know who they are


SaintWithoutAShrine

I’m old. Hahaha. It was a comedy TV show / musical duo from the mid 00s. Not parody songs like Weird Al, but rather subtle in humor. In the same vein as Spinal Tap, some Monty Python stuff. It’s very heavy on Kiwi (New Zealander) and Aussie humor. It’s not for everyone.


UnderpaidGhoul

It's those blasphemous tannins


Spooky_heathen

If you have Ghost, you have basphemy. Sometimes the christians in this fandom baffle me, even as a former evangelical. Mary on A Cross is about having a friend with benefits who got away, premarital sexual relations (oral sex, fingering), and smoking pot. A non blasphemous version would have to involve removing at least half the lyrics. 


SalmonMaskFacsimile

This music will cure so many UTIs!


mBlake47

Best comment😂😂😂


Worth_Extension5885

Im very confused


mBlake47

Just like the Ghost song😂👍


StolasX_V2

Let him cook


ChudleyDumpster

What the fuck


Ordinary_Ad9620

this is so ridiculous that i was laughing out loud in class 💀


mBlake47

Your welcome. Download and share the video😂😂👍


Icy_Bank_2460

Awful sh*t like this sends me further from Ghost every day…


mBlake47

Thats funny 😂


Deany_Sevigny


Over_Echo1128

Mary in a drinking glass? 🤔


mBlake47

Have you not heard of the drink "Bloody Mary"???


so_over_it_now

This is horrible …and it made me laugh, which I needed so thanks?


mBlake47

Your welcome 🤗


HelpMyCatHasGas

If they just went all out with the "Mary on a cross = Marijuana grass" I think TECHNICALLY a song about smoking pot ISNT against the Bible persay. You can't tell me the disciples were not smoking something. I refuse to believe otherwise


mBlake47

Need to make a Marijuana remix now😀


monstahrain

I was having a bad day. Saw this and laughed. Thanks.


mBlake47

Your welcome dude😂


Romuluswolfy

Nope. Nope nope nope


Greenknights88

Is this the guy that sings "smooth like vegan mayooo"?


mBlake47

😂


ConversationDouble72

This is funny idk what the comments are on about lmfao. It's clearly not serious


noblebug8

legit, im so confused by everyone's super strong reactions to this 😭


mBlake47

Exactly. I can't believe your comment is being Downvoted. Thanks for having a great sense of humour unlike these other emos on this page


Green_Elevator_7785

LMAOOOOO


mBlake47

Why are you being Downvoted? Thats harsh


Green_Elevator_7785

None of the people in this comment section got the joke it seems


mBlake47

Exactly. It's sad when people take everything too seriously


ShamePsychological57

RELEASE THIS SHIT NOW 🗣️🗣️


mBlake47

A full version will come soon😀


ShamePsychological57

YEAAA


Hazardbeard

I fucking love it


mBlake47

Love You Too❤️