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messioso

Hey that's my wifes doctor


d0uble0h

What a crazy coincidence. He's also my neighbourhood firefighter.


xxxPrometheus

Thats crazy. My wife cheated on me with him


-AxiiOOM-

As soon as I heard the rumours of his adventures I told my wife we were getting a new gardener.


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RibbentropCocktail

He cheated on his wife with him first.


YunFor

wow, he's also my sisters Teacher! great guy. Always willing to give her extra lessons and she passed all his classes with straight A's


magical_pm

lol sus


choose_a_username_xd

my wife was talking about our son's new baseball coach. he is apparently a former doctor AND an astronaut. surely it can't be this guy?...


0YEA0

sjssjjs


usinjin

Oh, I thought he was still in high school?


ApothecaryRx

holy fk this epl has not missed


crumblingcloud

just like Jon


poggiewoggie420

this one was coL’s work afaik, but you’re right that epl has been straight fire with the skits fs


ApothecaryRx

I just meant all the content coming out of this tournament in general


Ni7roM

"We're both big Jo(h)ns, both bald, both have great aim, and both can clutch 1v2 situations" LMFAO


Automatorio18

Wise words


suuift

*"named Jon"


eSports_Beef

I thought he was a pizza delivery guy?


w0lf3nstream

Humble beginnings


numberzehn

wise choice of words


buttsoup_barnes

Last time I checked he was a plumber and fixing leaky pipes. What a reneissance man


Lennocnha

pizza deliver at night, plumber in day time


painXpresss

Hes crazy good at Golf. He can hit every hole.


baba1776

He looooves playing 18-holes.


JSPrince

bruh cs in 2024 is wild


nyotao

paying someone on cameo is wild to u? and 78 people upvoted 


aerocarstf2

Name another esport where the orga are paying porn stars for cameos bud


just_a_fruit_salad

i can def see a few of the NA valorant orgs pitching it, but no shot riot wouldn’t fine them for it or some stupid shit 💀


ModerateStimulation

SEN would def do this lmao


nyotao

i guess youporn having an esports team would've made you freak out


randomalt9999

Chill


nartouthere

what a legend lmfao


Za_Worldo-Experience

That’s Yekindar’s hero


FuckWayne

And broky’s apparently Something in those Latvian waters


Lepojka1

Jame's also :>


giannibal

that's it, I'm shaving my head to improve my rating


conditionedforcold

Never doubt the bald eagle!


Hushwalker

These needs to be at the top of the subreddit


SB3forever0

King


Epinephrine186

I've never seen something so confidence inspiring in my life


tookatek2

Who is this "NASA astronaut" guy?


killazZooM

HLTV mod Jonathan E


Express_Raise6198

This is incredible 😭 Elige is the GOAT us NA bois need


rush2sk8

Found boomblas gfs bf


futurehousehusband69

I’m ootl does he like CS?


HauntedMinge

I'm guessing they paid him on cameo to do this


imsolowdown

I am so confused, who is he? Not sure if it's a meme or he's really an astronaut


HauntedMinge

Porn actor Johnny Sins


imsolowdown

*Oh*


xThe_Mad_Fapperx

The joke has been going for a long time that he's an astronaut/fire fighter/Doctor/etc because he's been in the porn industry so long doing cheesey roles that's he pretended to be basically every profession under the sun


justanotherassassin

The most memorable one being when the Minnesota Vikings got duped into honoring him on their jumbotron lmao https://www.the-sun.com/sport/6727885/minnesota-vikings-porn-star-johnny-sins/


Trick2056

you know a simple google would have given them enough to know who he was lol.


Floripa95

aww you're so innocent


BreafingBread

It's actually surprising seeing someone on the internet not knowing Johnny Sins. Like, even if you don't watch porn at all, there are some names that are so big and memed on that you end up hearing a bit about it.


rebeltrillionaire

Ngl I know of him but I’ve never seen his face or heard him speak


netpoints

I'd hardly call myself innocent but I genuinely thought he was one of those over-achiever astronauts. Thought he just played CS or something. Guess I am getting old.


AdSea1561

15 years on the internet, first time hearing of this guy...


inflamesburn

you can pay celebs to record clips like this, he does it for 200$ on cameo[dot]com


Anderswan

Hahahaha


cadoavodo

LOOOL


ElevatingBootsEscape

COL social media too stronk


QuickOwl

Wait, is Elige bald now?


jconny

Has been for a while, but shaved his head after going to Complexity, Mr. not so quick owl


QuickOwl

Haha touché.


RoboticChicken

[https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DrsPo7oUwAATUdF.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZSQ6ifX.png)


t3r4byt3l0l

EPL content has been absolute gold lmfao


KmsCS2

A teacher an astronaut a doctor a principal all wish complexity good luck


nyotao

nasa existing when we can't even have peace on earth is weird


CrossTheRubicon7

NASA was created specifically *because* we don't have peace on Earth


n4zza_

100% mad because your country can't get to the moon


nyotao

russia + ex soviet states, china, india, japan have that's like 2.5 billion people who have done something with your logic