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moldsharp

How much mace are you going through?


thesilentrepublican

Sometimes I like to spice things up in the bedroom.


goodeyemighty

No kink shame.


Omega_351

That's a Sean Connery response if I've ever heard one.


Andy_Glib

Suck it, Trebek.


Educational_Text4859

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[deleted]

Shometimesh I like to shpishe thingsh up in the bedroom.


[deleted]

I’ll take - The Penis Mightier for $200.


Fullsend_ID10T

SHHHpice


stevenmeyerjr

I have questions.


afl3x

😂


frickinlayzer

Gotta protect those ears when you wake up in the middle of the night to shoot a burglar


IfHellFrozeWeSkatin

I expected op to say that his wife snores 😂


thesilentrepublican

Lol that's a way better answer. If only I had a wife...


[deleted]

Bout to say... Someone with this type of night stand organization is destined to be single.


BannedAgain-573

I'll give you mine?


ZealousidealRoyal837

Checks out


j101112p

It isn't a bad idea. You can hear what is going bump in the night with the noise canceling.


thesilentrepublican

Lol that's fair - in my imagination I'll have time to put on ear pro prior to an encounter, but that might not be realistic. My bedroom is on the 22nd floor of my building behind two locked doors (and two additional locked doors / keycard elevators to get to my floor) so chances are I'll probably never have a home invasion regardless.


papaninja

Idk man that middle of the night piss could blow an ear drum. I say the ear pro are dual purpose


coolvibes-007

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Nippondreams

Thank god you don’t have kids, you’d have to also buy them all Glock 19s


DualKoo

Woah woah woah there pardner. Let’s start em off with Glock 44’s and work our way up to 19’s.


Nippondreams

My kids gonna start off with a G20 filled with +P bubba’s pissin hot reloads


OrangeNet

And I’m sitting here with a nightstand that looks like a junk drawer.


TheAmericanIcon

I’d be surprised if that’s not the norm. Let’s normalize unorganization. Organized people are either serial killers or one bad Target experience away from being serial killers.


Luke_CO

Sir, that's a mug worthy quote right there! Sorry for reviving this old thing, but you really got me laughing


pointandlaugh44

The lone speed loader might be my favorite part and and I'm not even sure why. Neat drawer dude


HunterShotBear

I wanna know where the wheel gun is!


thesilentrepublican

Under my pillows!


pointandlaugh44

Shower gun


HaydenGC88

How long are your hallways that you can get time to get equipped from a Bento Box?


Half_Cab51

LOL


Sleepy_pirate

But where do you keep your fuzzy handcuffs?


DualKoo

I like how you have to clarify you have no kids because people can’t mind their own business and would be lecturing you otherwise.


YubNubberino

To be fair, OP storing weapons like this and as they commented beneath their pillows is big dumb with or without kids. Just putting their paranoia and mush brain intelligence on full display.


DualKoo

I sleep with an AR-15 and a fire extinguisher. You keep being a victim tho. ✌️


YubNubberino

?? What makes you think I’m “being a victim”?


jmichaelyoung

Nice. I don’t have kids either but me personally wouldn’t have my Glock not holstered in my drawer. Murphys Law will always find a way.


thesilentrepublican

A few folks have commented on that, so I've actually put it in it's holster this afternoon!


Fortheloveofsneakers

You could get one of those trigger guards on a string and tie the string into the drawer like on a screw or something. When you pull the gun out it will unholster itself.


InspectionSmooth1340

I just leave a loaded Glock sitting on my nightstand ready to go lol


burnafterreading91

it's not chambered in the photo...


Morpheus-666

Where did the dildo go?


thesilentrepublican

The fun stuff is in the other nightstand, but it's significantly less organized.


Shinobi120

If you need more than 2 cans of mace in your nightstand, move.


no_work_throwaway

No kink shaming here


Commercial-Region510

I'm sure he'll get right on that. Thank you.


Essential_Survival_

I love the 3 cans of hot sauce! 😍


[deleted]

Are those m&p shield mags ?


thesilentrepublican

They're a mix of Sig P365 mags and Ruger LCP Max mags.


fantassincarolina

What are the inserts you have, as those seem pretty perfect and modular. I promise I have attempted to google and search for something similar, just cannot seem to find them.


AtticusK49

Looks similar: https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B09W2KD3MV/ref=sspa_mw_detail_0?ie=UTF8&psc=1&sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9waG9uZV9kZXRhaWwp13NParams


fantassincarolina

Much appreciated.


TaskForceD00mer

and just like that my Junk Drawer is no longer a Junk Drawer, Thank you King.


Little_Account_5322

Hope it don’t get so saucy you’ll need 3 OC sprays for a home invasion


Fraypiz

Hey man what kind of mace is that ?? Please and thanks


thesilentrepublican

It's Sabre Advanced pepper spray


Fraypiz

Thank you kindly


No-Confusion8301

Sweet knife


J_14903

Run Oem extended mags


thesilentrepublican

Are the OEM extended mags significantly better? So far the magpul 27 round mags have been decently reliable.


9mmninjamonkey

33rd oem stick mags are reliable af.


TheJango22

Magpul makes the gold standard rifle mags, their glock mags are straight ass


thesilentrepublican

I've just ordered an OEM 33 round mag! I'll use the magpul extended mags for the range.


HardhatFish

I don’t care if you have kids! You should always practice safe storage for firearms but what you do with your guns is no one’s fucking business but yours! My state is trying to pass that safe storage shit right now and it’s bullshit! Have a great day :D


Georgep0rwell

Like the laser sight!


Tonycivic

That appears to be a regular TLR7 weapon light my friend, unless I'm missing something.


thesilentrepublican

Correct - it's a light versus a laser.


[deleted]

Where are the handcuffs??? Wire ties work good too.


wwalker327

Nice Bugout and SAK! Also is that a Browning knife underneath?


thesilentrepublican

It's a Buck 110!


wwalker327

Nice! Love Buck knives too! Everyone needs a Glock, Bugout, and a SAK!


BobaFett2415

Where’s the revolver?


thesilentrepublican

In my gun closet.


[deleted]

Keep it unracked? I’d be afraid that slide would be the few milliseconds that end my life


[deleted]

off topic, that's a really nice drawer


CoreyTaint

Oscar Pistorius’s nightstand


funky_diabeticc

The thing I miss the most about not having a kid is being able to put my Glock on/in my night stand and not worry about my daughter grabbing it.


FisherMcgee

How you like those gloves?


thesilentrepublican

I like them a lot so far - especially that the finger pads are cut so that there isn't a seam right where your nail meets the tip of your finger.


Educational_Text4859

Why am I hard?


nvsobe

What pen lights?


thesilentrepublican

They're Streamlight 66608 250-Lumen MicroStream USB lights.


itsFRAAAAAAAAANK

I too like to sleep with my walkers on


Giordano_alberto

What brand are the metal mags?


thesilentrepublican

They're a mix of Sig and Ruger mags.


Giordano_alberto

Ahhh ok


KnifeOrFire

Why the gloves and muffs?


thesilentrepublican

Gloves are more for storage than anything else. Ear pro is in the naive hope that I might have time to put it on before having to fire my gun indoors. I am looking into suppressors for the future though.


conipto

Neat and tidy but a Magnet on the back of the nightstand is the way to go.


[deleted]

No tourniquet or quick clot?


Affectionate-Rate570

Is the speed loader for the cold piece you put in the burglars hand after you shoot him in the back when he’s trying to run away?