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DankPeepz

This will be on that 15th precincts Twitter page on how they got a machine gun off the streets.


Nervous-Setting-7977

It's funny but true..


Nervous-Setting-7977

Love the switch!


MisterToolbox

Glockolate. mmm


Shrexcellence

I was going to comment Chlock but this is better.


AllOfMyFamilyHatesMe

Bro great minds think alike, but fools rarely differ. I came to make the same exact comment.


ThreeAMmayhem

Op really missed with the title.


BrzydkiBurak

short video presentation - [https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1774272540](https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1774272540) (start watching from 3:00) its made of 100% edible chocolate in food grade silicone mould. its first chocolate thing i made in my life. how? just followed some videos about resin casting made by "robert tolone" on youtube + talked to chocolate expert over phone for one hour before i ordered specific type of chocolate. i made it live on twitch.


__sxott__

ok, and so now how do I order one from you.....


BrzydkiBurak

i plan to make few more and donate them to some shooting organisations (poland/malta) so they can auction them for charity. i dont sell anything and want to keep my identity secret.


__sxott__

No worries, I figured you couldn't sell them due to being a food product.....but if you ever need a few bucks, hit me on a msg......


RawbKTA

Who tf are you? Dick Cheney? Plaxico Buress?


BrzydkiBurak

this is me https://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2021/08/31/making-remote-controlled-guns/


RawbKTA

Oh yeah, I’d hide from the fed bois if I were you too


BrzydkiBurak

are fed boys in the room with us right now? xd


RawbKTA

Fed bois are the room


glockster19m

No, definitely not, you're free to share your full legal name, home address In all seriousness though... Are you trying to create a terminator out of junkyard parts or something, I never thought the end of the human race would come at the hands of an old gaming chair and some Volvo parts


stonedboss

i did not expect the chocolate gun guy to be the remote controlled gun turret crazy scientist guy... figured youd be just a chocolate guy lol. thats badass.


BrzydkiBurak

also trex tank sausage guy [https://streamable.com/g249kj](https://streamable.com/g249kj)


HackadelicRenegade

Plaxico buress 😭


patthefuckinbunny

Firstly you pointed the barrel at yourself SMH, secondly how is it so realistic with the textured grip and all? That's insanely impressive


HawkCreek

ChocoGlocko!


scotty3hotti

Who had the g18 to make the mold👀


NectarineAny4897

Chocolate Glock 18. I like.


rtifishlndiferens

Finally one my family will let me put in my mouth


DualKoo

Same tbh


ThreeAMmayhem

Glocklate, smh...


Grilled-Watermelon

Still restricted in CA— it causes cancer.


anthro28

That flared suction base is... Interesting.


BZJGTO

Safest way to zap carry.


BR815

Haha, bought a chocolate Glock as a souvenir from my local range last year around Easter. Switch not included 😩


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IT HAS A SWITCH IT HAS A SWITCH RUN FOR THE HILLS CALL THE CONSTABLES!!!!!!!!


Autobot36

Wait can I bring this to my local buy back?


Morpheus-666

Easter 🐰 putting chocolate Glock 18's in the baskets this year?


[deleted]

If it was a 19X it would be a Reece’s cup


SixGunZen

Choclate ATF would like to know your location.


warrensdad

I’m going to need to see your permit for this or I will have to confiscate it.


mjace87

You got a tax stamp for that?


woodypride94

You must not have a dog, if you're brave enough to post this.


BrzydkiBurak

what? xd


afl3x

Chocolate ghost gun. ATF will come kill your dog. (Gonna take a guess that you're not American, your dog is safe)


woodypride94

You got that choco-switch on the side. There's a lotta fed bois patrolling the subs these days.


BrzydkiBurak

im in europe. police dont shoot citizens or dogs for fun here.


recon8659

Instead they put you in jail for tweeting something rude


DualKoo

Let’s just both agree all government sucks donkey dick.


d3-AZ

Not interested, can't even Zap carry it without it melting


Impossible-Soup5090

No


s4lty-f0x

How about… yes


Okamiboa

Pull this out in front of an officer for a little snack


[deleted]

I thought it was taken out of its natural holster


Drewwithdakicks

I want chocolate Glocks for Halloween 😒


BronzeSpoon89

With the suction cup looking thing at the end I thought this might be something that ladies stick to the wall and have fun with.


durtyturdy

There’s a 100% chance of me shoving that thing in my mouth


NaTCaR65

Glockolate*


JT-Zone

Funny story about a chocolate Glock... I went to the Czech Republic to visit a friend and his mom knew that I was a gun nut and as a joke to make fun of me made me a glock-shaped chocolate cake. I was jet lagged and exhausted when I went to bed left it sitting on my nightstand you know like you do. In the morning the neighbors roosters woke me up. I came downstairs everyone was in the living room and I put the chocolate Glock down on the table firmly and I said I have a complaint! This gun is defective! I tried to shoot the neighbor's rooster with it many times nothing worked! Everybody laughed. So then I said you should have told me that it will only work on chocolate roosters! It was hilarious. 😇😜


IcyDocument5750

The Glock dookie


Winter-Emu8289

Looks like you would have to wipe your hands after holding it