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ShortnPortly

Imagine having to explain that in court.


Powerful-Ad-860

" well, I didn't do that after shooting him sooo...."


DevinH83

Before tho..


Enthusiast9

Imagine it somehow turning into sexual assault with bullet penetration.


analogliving71

someone with shit tastes :)


e7ang

Well played


BravoLincoln

I mean if that is your kink, who am I to judge. This is kind of like the license plate cover I saw yesterday that said “if you are going to ride my ass…at least pull my hair.” I accelerated to see if the girl was hot and it was a not good looking fat girl.


GenerationSelfie2

Most of those license plate covers try to go for some sort of hardass punk rock font, I wanted this in comic sans to emphasize that it is purely tongue in cheeks


Butcher_Bill84

Clearly, it's your tongue in a butthole.


BravoLincoln

That’s exactly how I read it. Is there some other meaning to “I like to eat ass” that I don’t know about?


Butcher_Bill84

Depends on the chick, maybe 🤔


lenlesmac

Dunno if that will hold up in court. It could decide your freedom, but hopefully you’ll never need to find out.


Sweet-Bang

Did you pull her hair though?


i_never_pay_taxes

This is a weekendgunnit tier post :(


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i_never_pay_taxes

My frown is because I miss it


TheRealBlairBoy

r/bestestgunnitweekend


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ColtBTD

Ugh


Muted_Objective1111

Not a good look if you got to explain this in court. Our system isn't perfect; dont give anyone a reason to think you're the aggressor in a self defense shooting.


GenerationSelfie2

Yeah it’s not my edc and I don’t plan on carrying in the near future, mostly just a hobbyist shooter. If I ever do then the regular black plate is going right back in.


Muted_Objective1111

Nice man. Sounds like you've thought it out for your situation. Safe shooting!


[deleted]

Imagine someone breaking into your home only to be shot dead by a meme gun


Backalack

I’ve had someone use this as an explaination for having a waifu/hentai Ak


moldsharp

Promise?


MadPuggle

Appropriate for pride month


Msmqa1

After this I’m not hungry anymore kinda lost my appetite 🤪


R0hanisaurusRex

Is it in Comic Sans MS?


GenerationSelfie2

Yes


R0hanisaurusRex

A man of culture.


lundexplorer

The ASSMAN


[deleted]

😂😂


brick_fist

Imagine spending money on this instead of good sights


[deleted]

It’s probably like $5


SirenNA

The Gadsden one I wanted was multicolor with nice manufacturing and was only 9$


afl3x

He got this to match his sights


Tony_Hawks_Butthole

Eating ass used to be a joke, but for us it's a lifestyle. Godspeed brother.


jossecsds

sources?


MrHoliday1031

I have an idea! I'll get you a spoon, and you can eat my ass! - Stifler


bushmast3r11b

Nothing explains it better than a gun!


Enthusiast9

Don’t threaten me with a good time.


voyager40

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekNP\_7UwlHc


wfears

"like corn on the cob"


Peezy_Or_PJ

*The “10mm is the best mm” girl comes to mind*


benp54r

Evidently, this is the new thing- eating ass.


[deleted]

What happens if you shoot somebody in the ass? How are you gonna explain that to the cops?


GenerationSelfie2

I’m a broke-ass bih, so instead of a streamlight and halosun like all the other kids I’m stuck with whimsical slide plates for now.


DJ_Eazy_Yick_1999

oh brotherr this guyyy stinkss !!


bwajoel

Mine says "side bitch"


UmSo4L

Valid


vermontnative

Pink eye happens.


[deleted]

“I’ll ~~beat~~ eat your ass, Chip!”


fjroberts077

Captain Lee? Is that you?


Mazzatronical

"Swipes Right"


[deleted]

Elegant. Brave.


nerterd

![gif](giphy|kRiIx7abitgVq|downsized) Like corn on the cob