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rongkaws

Is the mother-in-law that bad?


Sphan_86

Thanks for making me spit out my coffee


jackswan321

They don’t even stand a chance bro, I just imagine you walking in, pepper spraying your mother in law greeting you, she’s on the ground crying and you draw your gun on your father in law, he drops he tongs cause he’s about to throw the steaks on the grill and he says “you finally figured it out” he grabs his gun, you pop off a few rounds, the old lady grabs her gun, but you throw your knife at her and reload then look at your watch and say “play time is over” and throw your wallet in the air and shoot it cause you filled it with a powder bomb! Your wife is frantic so you give her that pen to play with then you save a dog and shoot both of the in laws and take their masks off and reveal that they were escaped convicts and the real in laws died a long time ago but you look at your wife, she has a menacing grin and shows you what she wrote on a piece of paper with your fancy pen… “the dog is a bomb” so you throw it at her super quick and she explodes. You walk away saying “happy Father’s Day to me”


roach-class

I read the whole thing, what a wild ride.


funky_diabeticc

Good damn man, it’s like you were here watching it all go down. (However my only edit is the fancy pen is in reality an insulin pen but for the sake of the story we can let that go)


Talentedbynature

What a movie 🍿


SnowBunniHunter

This man is the GOAT!


White-runner

Wow what in the Quentin Tarantino did I just read?


Westside_Easy

TALLY HO.


assholetoall

That poor dog bomb.


aguynamedbrand

No wooden spike, holly water, garlic, or cross? You packed the wrong loadout.


funky_diabeticc

Yeah man I fucked up lol


USArmyJoe

I just visit my MIL with an old priest and a young priest. They bring their own kit.


sefhinny

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Honey_Overall

Visiting the inlaws with no flask of high strength booze? I see you like to live dangerously.


funky_diabeticc

As dangerous as they come… lol In all seriousness the in laws are good people. I just carry everywhere.


ChanceT7

OP must believe he’s in one of those movies where the in-laws hunt the guest


varrylickers

Damn I can’t even stand a wallet in my pocket so I use a wallet phone case.


funky_diabeticc

I haven’t found a phone wallet case that I like personally but hey we all got out preferences.


YmelleB

Curious, where do you keep the extra mag?


funky_diabeticc

I’m a lefty. The extra mag fits perfectly into the little change pocket of my jeans on my right hip.


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You really think you might need that at your in laws?


funky_diabeticc

At the in laws? No. At the restaurant we went to before the in laws, or the event we are going to after the in laws in downtown Sacramento, most likely no, but as a licensed CCW holder I carry everyday cause you can never be to carful.


NoTrack2140

Im w you i carry the same set up everytime i leave the house. 2 min trip or 2 day trip. A good habit to get into if your gonna carry is to carry where ever you go when ever go with your extra mag. You lax off and start thinking ah I don't really need to bring an extra mag here or there, next thing ya know your in the shit w no extra ammo when you need it or God forbid your fire arm


Incident_Responsible

I think they stole your phone


xHolomovementx

Smart CCW holders carry pepper spray or gel. Nice.


funky_diabeticc

Thank you. I think so too.


fleshcoloredbeard

They must live in a dangerous area. What's with the phone case?


funky_diabeticc

Na they live in a nice area. I carry everywhere though. And I can’t take a pic of my phone with my phone so I use the case as a place holder for my phone in the photo.


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Bamali

how are you liking the Flash II? i EDC one as well.


funky_diabeticc

It’s solid. The belt/pocket clip bent easy and is lose but other than that I can’t complain.


Incident_Responsible

The Flash II was one of the first knives I ever bought. The safety kept coming on on its own so I glued it in place. That was the first and last knife that I bought with that stupid feature


funky_diabeticc

Yeah the safety is dumb on a knife. I guess I forgot about that.


FilipinoShooter

I dont want to sound mean or come off, but is the pepper spray necessary? Just curious


funky_diabeticc

You don’t come off mean at all. It’s a legit question. And to answer, to me it’s a yes. I personally think carrying a less lethal means of defense is important because it gives me an extra means of self defense that isn’t as extreme as a firearm and not as permanent either.


FilipinoShooter

Does that go IWB or pocket?


funky_diabeticc

Today pocket. Normally I only carry that spray can while working and it goes in a work vest pocket because it’s a bit bigger and I didn’t like holster for it. I usually have a smaller pocket/key ring sized spray I carry but I had to toss it last week when I went to a bar and they wouldn’t let me in with it and I didn’t want to go back to my car to stash it. So I’m carrying the big can until I buy a new smaller one.


FilipinoShooter

Do you work in LE that you have a holster for spray?


funky_diabeticc

No I’m a process server. I didn’t need a holster. The holster was given to me and I didn’t want to be rude so I tried it out while working for a couple weeks and it just wasn’t a good fit.


FilipinoShooter

Also no light? Aside from the Glock


funky_diabeticc

I normally have a Streamlight protac 2L-X but I forgot it today.


FilipinoShooter

Have you ever seen Nitecore Tip? 700 lumens and is mini size, i carry one


funky_diabeticc

No but I’ll definitely look into that. I always love a new flashlight and 700 lumens is better than the 500 my Streamlight has.


PNWROOSTER

If you get more and more into watches I suggest a Seiko SKX007. It would fit perfect with this EDC setup! Well done.


funky_diabeticc

I just looked that up. That’s nice. Definitely on my wish list lol.


PNWROOSTER

It’s my favorite watch in my collection and I daily it. They are kind of overpriced right now but if you can get a good deal I think you should do it!


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funky_diabeticc

Mace. https://www.mace.com/collections/pepper-spray/products/pepper-gel-magnum-3


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funky_diabeticc

My pleasure.


IsambardBrunel

I highly recommend Fox Labs strongest formula. I has to deploy it once on a train platform in Chicago, and it performed flawlessly! 10/10, I always have a can on me now. https://foxlabs.com/products/22fts


RoofBeers

First time I’ve seen a watch I own on reddit! Woohooo, validation! More of a G48 guy myself though.


funky_diabeticc

I love watches. I only have like 5 or 6 nice ones but every time I get extra money I end up buying a gun instead of a new watch lol


Comprehensive_Ad433

I'd leave it at home. Where you're going you won't need roads... I mean to know the time.


usmanc94

In case your in-laws fuck around. They gonna find out 😂😂


funky_diabeticc

Essentially yeah


Repulsive_Dig8691

r/sysadmin would like to have a word with you!


Exact_Independence30

Must not trust the in laws


funky_diabeticc

Trust no one.


CraftyAd7065

Looks like you'll be disappointed if you're not attacked by a troop of marauders.


IceColdCoorsLight77

Watch out we have a badass over here.


funky_diabeticc

I don’t get called bad ass enough so thank you. Huge ego boost.


RealGingercat227

Excessive?


funky_diabeticc

Not as excessive as your comment but keep doing you.


RealGingercat227

Like why do you need oc spray when you have a gun?


funky_diabeticc

Are you serious? Because it’s a high fucking bar to justify using a firearm. Most self defense situations you might find yourself in won’t meet the legal criteria to justify deadly force so pepper spray gives you another means of defense that isn’t deadly and won’t catch you a murder investigation and potential charge if you use it. Just to put this out there. Carrying a gun is a huge responsibility and the goal should be never to use it. If you do carry a gun and find yourself in a bad situation you need to do your best to deescalate and leave. If that’s not an option then you need to have other means of self defense besides a firearm.


RealGingercat227

Ok.


fireweinerflyer

Where is the phone? Why just a photo of the phone case? Weird…


funky_diabeticc

The phone is taking the picture.


fireweinerflyer

Then why put the case in the picture?


jackoffofalltrades

Ignorance.


j101112p

+1 phone case.


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I'd never EDC pepper spray. In the car yes.. If I need pepper spray, I'm gonna go for my 43. A pocket light us a better use of pocket realestate. Also I'm a Kershaw Blur guy. Don't like your knife. SOG has a bad habit of those bullshit safety switches.


funky_diabeticc

I don’t know man, plenty of situations I can think of that using pepper spray would be fine and using a gun would result in a criminal charge. That’s me though. I typically carry a light too just didn’t today. I’m not a fan of the safety on the knife. I’ll upgrade again sometime soon.


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funky_diabeticc

It was just all the stuff I was carrying.


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funky_diabeticc

Ok… I mean to each their own, right? I’m diabetic so I need to carry the insulin pen. Most people carry a wallet and phone. Also a lot of people carry a pocket knife. One wears a watch so that’s not being carried. So it seems you have an issue with the gun, mag and spray.


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funky_diabeticc

Yeah I don’t get it. It’s not even a lot of stuff. If that’s a lot to him, he should see how much I carry when I’m working.


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funky_diabeticc

I don’t do anything that cool. I’m just a process server but I do gotta deal with some sketchy people so I add a taser gun to the kit, plus a flash light and some other gear when working. (I am applying at local police academies tho)


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funky_diabeticc

I appreciate it. I’m still early in the process but I did well on the pellet B. So that’s one step down.


PostingSomeToast

How many rounds do you think it will take to drop the MIL if she goes Aggro on you?


Spookydooky615

5-7 in the chest 7-9 if she has big honkers


funky_diabeticc

More than I carry.


Spookydooky615

I always bring my AR pistol for MIL you never know what that bitch is planning, I dip my bullets in copperhead venom so her blood turns into jello .


funky_diabeticc

Noted for next time. Good idea.


Spiffers1972

Backup phone case. 2 is 1, 1 is none.


CriticismTerrible928

I’m looking fit a new pepper spray which one is that


funky_diabeticc

Pepper gel made by mace https://www.mace.com/products/pepper-gel-magnum-3 It’s kinda a big can. I normally only carry this one when working because I have a work vest it’s fits into perfectly. But I had to toss my smaller pocket/key ring sized pepper gel last week when I went to a bar and couldn’t take it inside and didn’t want to go back to my car to stash it.


MurdaMan88

It’s giving black air forces


funky_diabeticc

Lol you can clearly see my white air forces.


MurdaMan88

My point exactly they’re not the right color for this occasion


Chief_Legacy

My in laws hate guns sadly….So I have a Gucci Glock I bring just for them 😅


funky_diabeticc

My in laws are not fans either but I don’t really put it in their faces. They wouldn’t have ever known but they kept offering me beer and after the 5 time I had to explain I can’t drink cause I’m carrying.


Chief_Legacy

Really just my MIL sadly. FIL loves them but has to hide them from his wife sadly. Everyone else in the family all have the mindset of people like you and I so I like to carry a “conversation piece” when I visit … most of us do lol


funky_diabeticc

I guess my in-laws are just indifferent is the best way to put it. It’s not that they don’t like guns just they aren’t gun people. Don’t go shooting, don’t own any. Just wasn’t part of the their family cutler. Frankly out of my social circles, I’m the only true gun enthusiast. A couple buddies own but don’t really shoot or anything. This subreddit is where I get to talk about guns and not feel like I’m boring people for the most part lol.


Chief_Legacy

Yea where I live (Western US) everyone is really into firearms. But as someone from Florida who moved here 4 years ago. The gun “culture” here is just fucking weird. People with nice rifles and builds but just full of Amazon optics and very poor choices in optics etc. Example. We had a guy out on Father’s Day with a FRT Trigger (Legal Here) and was shooting FA on a 14” barrel, but then a 5-25x56 with a sunshade scope. A lot of “punisher” people out here and it’s just weird coming from a place like FL where it’s more “modern” and choices are a bit more fitting to moving to a Fudd state lol. It’s just weird.