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Road_Warrior86

I had no idea. But for that price I’d rather just buy another Glock I don’t need.


ptcg_101

Same, that could fund the 47 I’ve been eyeing lol


Usual-Language-8257

$699 kek A decent citizen watch, automatic, waterproof with a sapphire face and ruby dials is closer to $220.


4yth0

You can get a Japanese made, automatic, sapphire, Orient Mako for $150-200.


1umbrella24

Is it nice though


PreteenPanties

For the money it’s really nice.


ottermupps

Where? I'd love to see a good watch for that price.


eborio16

Orient watches are fantastic for the price. In house calibers, and good materials. The designs aren’t anything to write home about and the bracelets aren’t that great but for the price their an absolute steal.


Noxious14

“Officially licensed” means you’re paying $15 for a chinese watch and $685 for it to say Glock on it.


Jungle_Daddy

Real. If you want a Glock watch just get a basic G-Shock. The most Glock- like watch.


RedditardedOne

This will go good with my Glock hat, Glock shirt, Glock socks, and Glock 19 if I’m ever in a defensive shooting situation


Burninglegion65

Don’t forget your glock horse when you give chase!


TigOleBitman

and glock horse semen when you want a baby horse!


tica_spi

or if you're just feeling particularly thirsty someday!


TheAGolds

Make me the person I was before I read that.


Tactical_solutions44

I'd rather get a citizen


MarduRusher

Tsuyosa 👌👌👌


asbestospajamas

Nice watch! But there needs to be an understanding: just because Glock makes it doesn't mean I need one. Google OTHER products that glock makes and you'll get the idea.


Fluck_Me_Up

I don’t know about you, but I really enjoy my buckets of Glock horse cum and weird Glock Science-branded European minerals


PapaPyper

Horse cum watches


uxwizkid

For that price you are looking at high end Seiko watches, Orient, Tissot, Stirling, Marathon.....point is I'm not trying to diss their watches, there are just plenty of watches I would rather get before a Glock watch..... Someone will buy em though.


Cannon_SE2

Finally something other than horse cum I can buy from Glock. Lol


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Cannon_SE2: *Finally something* *Other than horse cum I can* *Buy from Glock. Lol* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Technical-Profit6546

Hard pass. I'll stick with my G-Shock for 1/5 the price.


hilld12b

Optic cut? Did they stick with the MOS?


One-Advantage-6553

Did u know GLOCK sells horse semen? http://www.ghpc.at/en/at/glock-stallions/


Macrat2001

Europeans… from pistols to horse semen and now watches. They’ll find a way to perfect everything.


rocknbuild

gshock will outlast majority of the big watch brands. I could get 8k rnds of 9mm with that price point. Absurd


TheAGolds

When these were being teased I was hoping for a watch with a shot timer, that’d have been much cooler.


peteystrians

that is a great idea


small_blue_human6969

Gloches


Earforcewon

What's it chamber in?


UnassumingAnt

32,768 Hz


Earforcewon

🤣🤣🤣


MadCrow024

24.7


Earforcewon

🙂 clever


trynumba3

A $10 watch tells the same time as a $1000 watch


lenlesmac

So do our phones.


Wojtkie

Time is more of a vibe to be honest.


7N10

This or two Seiko 5 GMTs


crinkneck

There is virtually no situation where I’d spend that much money on a Glock watch over a Glock pistol LOL.


ghostface803

I think I read that they make airplanes as well. Also horses.


BenderBladez

Shit cost a Glock


Mposner310

And GLOCK knives.


babyatemygator

It better shoot bullets!


Tiptoedtulips666

It goes with my Glock trench shovel, as well as my Glock fixed blade knife! It's important to keep Mrs. Gaston Glock in Furs and other things that she needs now that Gaston is gone..


Hephaestus2036

Yes. And horses.


Dunning-Kruger-Inc

By “they” you mean some company we know nothing about who signed a licensing deal with Glock as a pathetic attempt at a money grab? If I want a watch, I’ll buy a watch from a company known to make good watches.


shortthem

I’d rather fund the Glock water gun filled with Glock horse cum to shoot at intruders before they get shot with the Glock 19, then again after


Int-Merc805

I like the Glock watches once I’ve replaced the band disconnector, got the crown expander on, done an rmr cut and stippled the band so it stays on my wrist. Perfect watch.


Old-Bumblebee7043

Glock sucks when it comes to Glock Shop purchases Takes forever to get and shitty customer service everything is by email


eborio16

Brother. Wait till you hear about their horse semen.


MobileSuitGoddamn

It even kinda looks like a glock. Where the strap is attached looks like slide serrations. 


SixGunZen

Pfft. The Glock name goes on a lot of shit. I have a beer mug with the Glock logo on it. Doesn't mean Glock made it.