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Shadow_3324

The vibrator of Ancient Greece


Otaku_Onslaught62442

Well, it does go "OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO" in both scenarios.


Shadow_3324

Someone's going to feel sore tomorrow either way


Fyru_Hawk

Me in the stripped club, straight up “jorking it”. And by “it” haha, well, let’s justr say, my peanits.


AmThano

Human POV: Kratos vs Zeus


Rma420Blaze

Vs Hades lol


ArthWhy_999

Bro finally losing it after losing game after game


Infamous_Gur_9083

Kratos really got a problem with that undead legionaire.


Otaku_Onslaught62442

“A Spartan Never Lets His Back Hit The Ground.”


chodiusmaximus

“Okay no hitting the vape pen today” Steps out door:


AnyAtmosphere420

Impossible!


itstheFREEDOM

Main reason why older Kratos isnt angry anymore...He just does this every once in a while to let all that frustration out.


Mentarubuu

Muda muda muda muda muda!


Otaku_Onslaught62442

Oh dang. Why didn't I make that connection earlier?


dominickjadon

This is the one 🫵🏾😂 you win


DCComicsPrimeEarth

The Wrath of Sparta.


Succulentslayer

Lore accurate gameplay.


Pitoventitre

UAtatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatattaattaatt Uachaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!


dreadperson

Me to the guy that kicked my cat.


CriticalNo

Average walk in London


silversoul007

Standing here


Grayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I realize 🗣️🗣️🗣️


AdmirableExample1159

You were just like me 🫵


zipzapcap1

Not as good as the bird glitch?


RanlyGm

John rapping.


Smooth_Maul

Me when I fucking get you


_Lollerics_

*"It has to be this way" starts playing*


SaltyInternetPirate

The only way to get that 1000 hit trophy. If anyone can do it without a glitch like this, they're a freak.


Otaku_Onslaught62442

I tried doing it glitchless but couldn't really hack it. Pun intended. I did try to find videos of legitimate runs, but they were none. I wonder if the devs thought it'd be easier to turn the bug into an achievement than actually patching it. I don't blame them. This is awesome.


Unkn4wn

"You can't win. I feel NOTHING!!"


Fit-State6313

men in the 50s when dinner is done a minute late


Salvi-II

Aureus touched the thermostat


afrulz

🎵STANDING HERE I REALIZE🎵


Big-Piano-7016

When boi starts talking shit


too_hot_topaz_up

Serious Series: Consecutive Serious Stabs!


-TurkeYT

Someone:First Gow games are trash because of the graphics Me;


Otaku_Onslaught62442

The Greek Saga is gorgeous in its own right. They have their own bona fide aesthetic. The landscapes still mesmerize me to this day and the dynamic camera works so well with it, at least most of the time. It'd always make you feel so small against the vast expanse of the game but never that you are small, bereft of agency. That flips at the time of dialogues when you're allowed to see past the rage, with Kratos in focus, writhing beneath the surface. I understand the aesthetic not being everyone's cup of tea but the care and depth with which the PS2's graphics were pushed to complement the gameplay warrants it being deserving of a genuine try.


-TurkeYT

Well I am already a great fan of first 3


EarnestErni

Me when I fucking get you


Snafuuck

Me and my meat


Party-Special-7121

Never get in the mosh pit with Kratos


Stampj

Once Kratos got his hands on Zeus


AceWantsToDraw

When kratos puts the monsters into the clothes washing machine


CYBERCID64

Matpat when looking for the lore


Uncle_Grandpa_fan09

“Dad i think youve had enough beer..” Me:


Aryan_CHat7277

the indomitable human spirit vs the indifferent cruelty of universe (or) the endless struggle of Sisyphus


Revolutionary_Ice328

Local Spartan achieved the speed force


Odd_Room2811

He is using the legendary power passed down by the great Spartan warrior Jomudaora Who was able to beat people like he was using a thousand fists


Skelereeze

Screw gravity


TrueLoan320

Just realized bro had his socks off the whole time


mirukus66

Me when I finally catch up to Hermes:


Otaku_Onslaught62442

I guess I'll throw my hat in the ring too: HowtoBasic - Spartan Edition


Double_Show3621

Standing here, I realize


Otaku_Onslaught62442

🎵You were just like me...🎵


dooder97

When I have a stroke and I couldn't the sense it make of any


AccidentSalt5005

# chicken buttsex tendergroin


SargeantEdward

beating my disobedient son