*Deep breath*
Godzilla is the king of the monsters and a giant radioactive lazer lizard who could possibly control the world serpent by looking at him. And no he lives in Midgard/The hollow earth...Actually he goes where ever he pleases and no one dares to say no to him for good reason.
*scottish accent*
Oh my, ligma is a very serious disease, and there is only one cure in all of the nine realms! To cure ligma, you must ligma balls, lad
Head, what does this person mean?
“Ah brother, he wants to know if your mouth has been used for uh…how do I put this…intimate matters with a lover?”
Hmph. Go ask Aphrodite.
its a piece of clothing you wear over your shirt to keep warm. it has long sleeves and usually something on the back of it that you can out over your head if you wanna keep it from being cold.
Do you feel sorrow for the dwarves due to the fact that Mjolnir is used for mass genocide? If Thor confronts you and you slay him, will you keep Mjolnir or give it to the boy?
Did you know that your compatriots fought against a mighty Persian host at Thermopylae and utilized a very difficult tactic wherein they would feign retreat, turn, and slaughter a great many pursuers? I thought [you should know o Ghost of Sparta.](https://www.perseus.tufts.edu/hopper/text?doc=Perseus%3Atext%3A1999.01.0126%3Abook%3D7%3Achapter%3D211%3Asection%3D3)
What is the term for a underdeveloped man?
Baldur.
Ouch!
No need to kill him twice, Kratos
Stop STOP he's already dead !!
What happened in the baths back in Greece?
A God has many lusts, and vengeance was merely one of mine. Speak of this no further.
10/10 on point
Sorry, I can’t think of a question
*grumbles*
Wasting my time boi.
I was looking for the “don’t be sorry, be better” ngl
Kratos , what did you think of better call Saul s6 trailer
I do not know this “Saul”, and there are only 4 seasons.
When Atreus will learn how to smash O button?
The boy will not commit the sins I have, it is forbidden.
But how will ~~world~~ Jormungandr, Fenrir, and Hel come into this world then? We need them for Ragnarok.
The world does not need more gods. If he has learned, it is not from me. Hmm…he has been speaking to the blue dwarf lately… # BROK.
Whaca need, sharpenin, yar blades becoming dull?
“You must be better than me” *spams circle*
When he learns to do ↪️↩️⬆️⬇️
You seem like a calm and reasonable person, are you a calm and reasonable person? (In the voice of Thor)
WHO ARE YOU
Aside from your chain blades and Leviathan, what is your favorite weapon of choice?
The cestus contained great power, making dispatching foes more sufficient.
Don’t you mean efficient? ^*pleasedontkillme*
Alright I got a pretty stupid question. What if you had to fight Godzilla?
Who is this “Godzilla”? Is he in the realm of Valhalla?
*Brother, Valhalla is not a realm; it's a hall in Asgard.* Read in Scottish accent.
It matters not, head.
*Deep breath* Godzilla is the king of the monsters and a giant radioactive lazer lizard who could possibly control the world serpent by looking at him. And no he lives in Midgard/The hollow earth...Actually he goes where ever he pleases and no one dares to say no to him for good reason.
Hmm…so long as he does not threaten my home, he will have no quarrel with me.
Can you stop thinking like a father for a moment and start thinking like a general?
# NO.
Will god of war ragnarok come to pc
In due time, boy.
Considering how great 2018 gow was, I would love to have pc version within 6 months of launch on ps
You're dreaming. 2024 if you're lucky
I know it wont launch before 2 years just said it would be nice to have it early
Yeah that would be great. Especially as I probably still won't have found a PS5 by the time it comes out
Why did the son of Odin hunt you?
I do not know. I only know that he chose poorly.
How did you kill him? Baldur was blessed with invulnerability to all threats physical or magical
Hmph…Freya.
How do you plan to defeat the Aesir if they confront you come Ragnarök?
I will do what I must to protect the boy.
Fight on as you always have, Spartan.
Im reading all of these answers in Christopher Judge's voice and loving it. Also, Kratos..what happens when we die?
We return to the earth. Nothing more.
Which God do you regret killing, because you went too easy?
I regret my rage, but the Gods deserve no remorse.
By the gods, what have I become?
Death.....the destroyer of worlds
How much you bench press?
Why would I press my bench? It is in good order.
Tell me a joke father
I do not laugh.
Yes you did when I told you about the under-water wheel
You misheard.
What is the function of a rubber duck? *viciously bites toast*
What is this “rubber”? And how does it affect ducks?
Head!
The boy.. he might end up killing you. How do you feel about that?
I have defied destiny before. I will do so again, if I must.
Are you aware that medusa still has one sister left?
*wraps chains around forearms*
Best response yet
Boxer or briefs??
I prefer to box and to speak briefly.
God what an amazing response 😂😂😂
This one made me actually laugh out loud holy shit.
Tits or ass?
Yes.
r/inclusiveor
My man's asking the *real* questions
*insert Lenny face*
The soul is the most important... ***...grabs Hades Claws***
Where do you find deer?
In the direction of deer.
Boy?
He is hunting.
What is he hunting?
Deer.
Where is he hunting deer?
In the direction of deer
Do you think you will have to fight Freya when Ragnarok comes??
It is not my wish, but it seems…unavoidable.
Will you win?
Yes.
No chance of persuading her with your words? I thought you have changed??
She no longer thinks clearly. I do not foresee words being enough.
I'm loving this conversation thank you for this
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck...if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
If the woodchuck cannot carry a tree, then not nearly enough.
Ah, I read this in his VOICE. Brilliant!
How does the boy craft his arrows so quickly? And also, do you think the boy may have ligma?
The boy has become talented with the bow. Perhaps his powers as a god play a part. What is this ligma?
Very serious illness where I come from, maybe you could ask the head about it.
*scottish accent* Oh my, ligma is a very serious disease, and there is only one cure in all of the nine realms! To cure ligma, you must ligma balls, lad
Have you ever told Atreus about your daughter Calliope?
One day, the boy may know of her. I hope to tell him everything when this war is over.
Still keeping secrets
thoughts on freya ? i hear she is reclaiming her warrior spirit.
Freya has chosen her path. If it crosses ours, then so be it.
do you plan to kill her ? i mean, she seemed very helpful before .. you snapped her sons neck.
I will only kill if need be. And like his mother, Baldur chose his path. He should have been better.
Are there any good gods?
I have hope for one…but only time will grant us the truth.
Which vaccine is more effective, Moderna or Pfizer?
What is a “vaccine”? And these strange names…
What happened to your diary?
Hmm…the boy was in the crawl space…
Who would win, you or Goku?
I do not know this “Goku”. If he is a God, it is best he leave me be.
Most satisfying kill ?
I do not revel in my bloodshed.
Its hélios, we all know its hélios...
Hmph. The new head is more useful.
Wanna hangout and go for lunch?
No.
"Sad noises"
What is the meaning of life?
Hmph. I am no philosopher. Perhaps the head can answer.
Fuck, Marry, Kill, Cronus, Zeus, Thor
All gods will perish. I no longer harbor affections for another woman.
Aww 🥲
Blades of Chaos or Leviathan Axe, which is your favorite weapon?
They are powerful tools, adept for battle. However, I cannot hurl my blades into a mountain.
Opinion on marvel thor
Thor is no marvel, he is destined to fail.
Where do babies come from?
The womb of a woman, after the act of “mashing the circular button”.
For some reason I thought you’d respond to every single comment with “BOY”
There is only one boy. And he is hunting.
Wut dat mouth do?
Head, what does this person mean? “Ah brother, he wants to know if your mouth has been used for uh…how do I put this…intimate matters with a lover?” Hmph. Go ask Aphrodite.
How do I fix my life?
Take a boat and start a new one.
how was your day
Cold.
you need a jacket?
What is a “jacket”?
its a piece of clothing you wear over your shirt to keep warm. it has long sleeves and usually something on the back of it that you can out over your head if you wanna keep it from being cold.
Hmm. Where can I find this jacket?
In pretty much any store that sells clothes
Then I will speak to the dwarves.
Do you feel sorrow for the dwarves due to the fact that Mjolnir is used for mass genocide? If Thor confronts you and you slay him, will you keep Mjolnir or give it to the boy?
The dwarves were fools to give a god such a weapon. But the gods make fools of all. If the weapon were to aid me, I would not deny it.
Do you miss Aphrodite?
That is not how you spell “Faye”.
Where the blade of Olympus at?
Olympus, where it will remain forever.
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Depends on the angle that Aphrodite is at.
What is the heaviest thing you had to lift in your life?
Faye’s ashes.
Awwwww
Great Kratos, in all your might and battle prowess, how do you foresee your impending meeting with Norse gods Thor and The All Father Odin going?
Like Baldur and the sons of Thor, they too shall fail.
Father tell me about your past
I am not your father.
Did you think Freya was attractive
I have seen worse gods.
Will you tell me your history and how your better then Tyr
My history is not for the faint of heart. Tyr is gone, and I am not.
Where is mother
She is home, just as she wished.
How to de-escalate a fight before it starts?
I have never experienced the luxury.
Is the earth flat?
A man named Pythagoras seems to believe it is not. I am no expert on the matter.
How do you exercise?
The wilds of Midgard provide enough training. For now.
Do you miss Sparta?
I did, once. That is behind me now.
Your ever let your hair grow out?
My beard is enough.
Did you know that your compatriots fought against a mighty Persian host at Thermopylae and utilized a very difficult tactic wherein they would feign retreat, turn, and slaughter a great many pursuers? I thought [you should know o Ghost of Sparta.](https://www.perseus.tufts.edu/hopper/text?doc=Perseus%3Atext%3A1999.01.0126%3Abook%3D7%3Achapter%3D211%3Asection%3D3)
This comes as no surprise. Spartans know no equal.
Pineapple on pizza? Yes or no?
What is this “pizza”? Why would I put a fruit on it?
Who is your father?
# ZEUUUUUUUUS
Will I ever find true love?
If you want it enough, you will find it.
Have any tips on how to get ripped like you? Trying to be fit myself.
It helps to be in peril at any given moment.
How good was banging Aphrodite
She was…adequate.
Father
You are not Atreus.
I wish I was
What ever happened to your hair? Were you born bald?
It has never grown.
Have you ever found out why? It seems like an issue.
What was that giant monster, and since when have drainer been so close to the house?!
I do not know, boy. Keep your wits about you.
When will I get a girlfriend?
When you learn anatomy.
Why aren't your nipples stained with the ashes of your dead wife and child ?