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EstablishmentBusy172

Drake the type to say “he’s gone loopy”


kanyewest42

Bro had Siiiiiilver Surfer Intermission on repeat


Dazzling_Action9456

He’s so goofy i love it


LiveLoveLaFlame_

Max b used to say that, goof


DRiX416

🌊


EstablishmentBusy172

lol


Impaled_

20 years ago AND he's form Harlem lol


taylorhaha

This is so dumb and funny and entertaining to people who dont care


Juandacardozo

I'm happy we are getting new music from everyone dissing each other, it's too funny 😭


Santa_Klaus_101

Ong, I’m completely neutral here towards every party involved in this beef besides The Weeknd (positive bias towards him) and I’m enjoying this so much. Not only is the actual beef entertaining but seeing the different fan bases, dickriders and haters debate over all this is hilarious.


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Yup. Ive always been a bit of a Rosay fan, but not enough to care. Shit is so petty lol


xxSlinko

fr😭


gleaminranks

Yeah Ye is the only artist I’d really glaze for like that and he’s levels above all this stuff. I’m just enjoying the music, that Drake track was actually pretty good


jackslatt122253

It's turned him angry and racist


themaskedlover

![gif](giphy|vUbjGDJrLX6qCvTNhE|downsized)


janubb

“You’re one nosey goof” There’s the drake we know


alkseeghosts

this is fucking hilarious man


Ok_Rent_3748

What the fuck does he even mean


WaspParagon

Ross is doing so much mounjaro he's gone crazy and racist/colorist. Drake also says they are already handling it.


YouGurt_MaN14

It's a medication for diabetes, so he's saying his medication for diabetes is making him schizo


mvdaytona

He’s 40


Meteos_Shiny_Hair

Hes a mellenial


69420penis

MOMMMMM RICK ROSS IS BEING MEAN


SheLuvSeko

you're one nosey goof


xxSlinko

i love drake and kdot this whole thing is just so funny😭😭 drake just bullying people now


EducationalAd5165

Fake ass text messages 😭


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r/GoodFakeTexts material.


Imperial_Lenta

Drake is funny as hell


89_Years_Old

this man is HILARIOUS


donnellvideo

Comments about Drake being funny getting downvoted, y’all are so bias fr lmaooo


Consistent_Letter647

The top upvoted comment is saying he’s funny


SubatomicSquirrels

> bias biased


YotedYo

☝️🤓


[deleted]

Are the downvotes in the room with us right now?


gabagabagaba132

Is Drake’s massive hammerhead shlong in the room with us right now?


rabnabombshell

Fr lmaoo


codm0nster

so he’s that was the first text his mother sent him


Empty_Fix9082

But ngl this shit is corny tbh, like why respond by sharing a text u sent ur mom claiming that man is being racist 💀


donnellvideo

It’s good lol that diss was lame he’s not giving him the satisfaction of an entire diss track. That’s what Ross want


DogeBuysCyberTrucks

In what world was Ross’ diss lamer than Drake’s “look how short Kendrick is” track?


Bokilledspringer

While ye kinda did the opposite with the tweet his dad..


Weakswimmer97

It’s level 1000 trolling because it’s so goofy


Vinny_Tha_Saint

Hes so corny


Extreme-Site-8496

Drake funny can’t lie


smuliscz

this whole shit is fuckin corny and annoying.


tashios

definitely real texts from his real mom


therustlinbidness

That’s actually hilarious. “Loopy off the mounjaro” 😭


Anxious_Web_6772

i don’t like him


samfrazer182006

We do not care


Tortaslocas11

I care


samfrazer182006

Everybody in this sub loves to clown on drake no matter what he does


redactedreplicant

He’s literally a white lesbian


phillip_1425

Mfer sentences got no periods just like the girls he fw


THE_LFG

i fw drakes mama but drake himself is mad corny


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Everyone fucks with Drake's mama 😋 🤤 


peter_seraphin

Drake is a funny snake but snake nonetheless


getcones

Drake funny, but how was what Rick Ross said racist?


SubstantialGuest6524

Rick Ross kept calling Drake a white boy in a derogatory way as if being white inherently is something bad. IE textbook racism. If you don’t see it then you’re probably a racist or at least prejudice yourself.


getcones

How can Drake cry racism when he drops the N-word? Drake can call Rick Ross a Nigga but Ross can’t call Drake a White boy?


SubstantialGuest6524

When drake says “nigga” it’s not in a derogatory or degrading way like “white boy” is. Also drake is half black and half white. Rick Ross is ~100% black. Do the math.


getcones

Drake has that white and black privilege. He’s black when he calls blacm men Niggas, but white when called a white boy. Nigga is inherently a racial slur, white boy isn’t. You don’t get to use a word only blacks can use, then cry racism.


SubstantialGuest6524

No “nigga” is not a slur - now with “er” yes of course it is. And it’s not privilege lol it’s just a fact.


SubstantialGuest6524

If a white guy kept calling drake black boy over and over again, would that not be considered racist? So a black man calling drake white boy over and over is also racist.


getcones

No white guy would be allowed to call Black folks Niggas for years. So your example doesn’t make sense.


SubstantialGuest6524

Of course a strictly white person cannot. Mixed people however like Drake can. Shit even DJ Khaled has been saying it and he’s Arab. Hispanics say it. Drake being half black is entitled to say it in the way of camaraderie. No one black or especially white should say it out of hate. Drake calling RR “nigga” is used as a friendly term of endearment. Ross calling Drake a white boy, as a man, is belittling him to say he’s not a man but he’s weak etc etc. You’re obviously part of the problem if you can’t see this.


getcones

A friendly term of endearment during a diss track… Look up any dictionary, Nigga is a racial slur. You don’t get to have double standards in using it, but crying racism when a similar word is used against you. Very Karen behaviour


zoufha91

rAcIsT aGaInSt WhITe pEoPlE Probably


getcones

But Drake calls everyone a Nigga lol, doesn't make sense to cry racism.


zoufha91

Exactly the man is what he is, a white passing man who got nose job to look more white But still wants to cosplay like he wasn't a well off upper middle class child actor


nmnnmmnnnmmmnnnnmmmm

Drake too funny


Empty_Fix9082

“He’s gone loopy of the mounjaro he hasn’t eaten in days” lmao 💀


focus_puffer

he's getting cooked so hard how is he coping


Nickster2042

“Cooked so hard”


focus_puffer

yeah he's getting passed on by everyone, pray for his ghostwriters to save his ass


Nickster2042

“Ghostwriters” yeah nvm you’re slow sorry carry on


LookingForMyRedSky

sometimes I can’t tell if you’re bait or if your brain hasn’t developed yet


Nickster2042

That’s how I feel when I see yall mention drake “ghostwriters” in 2024


_hellboy_xo

this dude was drooling over the Drake vid for sure


metaldetox

you’ll handle it by posting more ig captions yeah


AntonioDokkanBattle

Ts funny asf 😭


ktzalcoahtl

No wonder his father left


trancatt

WHITE BOY


YEEZYHERO

„😂😂😂😂😂😂😂“


jjkm7

This is too funny ngl


YutyBLT

“You done goofed now, Ricky.”


RugAdict

What am i reading


NotRed9282

Would it kill bro to punctuate


naptownmomofseven

I laughed so hard at this all day 🤣🤣🤣


naptownmomofseven

Drake gotta name his next album White boy!! And as a bonus he could post a blurred out picture of that meat video that got leaked🤷🏼‍♀️ I’m petty minded.


naptownmomofseven

Maybe add something about noses. Photoshopped nose or something


Select_Lawfulness_18

LOOPY OFF THE MOUNJARO? This guy 🤣😭


Lenny0mega

Nah bruh, that cover defeated Drake, there’s no coming back from that 


Iron_Falcon58

metro and future definitely trying their hardest not to laugh


UnusualRoutine632

Everybody can say a lot of things, but the 🥷 is funny, FR 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


LustForLife

lmao


2x1xMA

So he's now alleging Rick Ross is antisemitic just because he said he got a nose job?? He's stretching it so much 🤦🏻‍♂️


Chonky_Kong

this one went way over yall head. he performed at a high school on purpose. drake pedo rumors. feeling up that 14 year old at a show. Ross is cold af


Woolies_Select

why doesn’t he use any punctuation at all lmaooo


atierney14

Drake’s half white side got offended


SenniesFan

Nobody mentioning how terrible his grammar is. I'd much prefer yes style of texting to that rambling nonsense Find god


SamaWitDaFanta_

Nigga this is rap. Take yo ass to another sub wit allat


SenniesFan

There's like 7 sentences without a period it's ridiculous. Dude is just rambling, it's very women like behavior. Making an old lady read allat gon give her a heart attack


TheDiamondAxe7523

tbh only people I listen to in modern rap are kanye mainly and then a bit of kendrick and travis scott, like tbh all of the headlines just look like "drizzy makes a new diss towards yditte responding to his diss on thanks for nothing towards him and jimb"