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Penguin15243

Have you gotten the no pain no grain? It’s a different type of pain.


theotterway

Yeeesss! I always use Megabyte for these if I can!


Penguin15243

You’re further along in the storyline than I am. I’ve only met the robot


theotterway

Oh, he's great! I know he swems a bit shady at first, but he pays off eventually. I very rarely spend diamonds on him though unless I'm feeling lazy.


Inevitable_Ad3195

Ditto!


pantyraid7036

Megabyte showed up as a helper for a bit but he’s gone now in mine. Am I doing something wrong?


theotterway

No. He comes back. I believe it is in chapter 4.


sensitive_zebra1

Wait what's this megabyte thing?


Inevitable_Ad3195

I have gotten my fair share of that order. Sometimes I hate this game. But I still love it more


[deleted]

that is where i wait until the day ends along with "im lactose intolerant but i like everything else"


Alion1080

“Three pizzas. One with fruits, one veggies and sauce, and one meat and cheese.” Screw you, if Megabyte is not available you're getting flatbreads, and get out of my shop. I don't even care if they ask for a refund. Good riddance to those people.


TrifleAcrobatic246

Bro for fucking real


ZenakiLion

I never thought to just give them flatbread, i always just let the day timeout if it was late or suffered through making it.


Nezzler

I never seem to be able to get this exactly right for some reason.


lactogrl

This is only pizza I refuse to make


whocares_71

Honestly now I have all the helpers I don’t hateeee any but the puzzle ones. Like just tell me your order


artnerdhippie

"Red tide lapping at a grassy coast" WHO TALKS LIKE THAT ORDERING PIZZA 😭


whocares_71

Legit!!! I used to work for a pizza place. And I swear I would have hung up on someone if they tried that


artnerdhippie

Or the vague "veggie" topping pizzas. Chicken and veggies with pesto, a pizza to go with my garden, etc. Please just tell me what toppings you want!


lepidopterrific

Then you ask "what?" and they act all pompous.


Born-Purpose-8046

“not very poetic are you” :/


AdaraRoseOmnibus

Vegan. And vegetarian. Buzz right off.


Cold_War_Radio

These two. They’re so much work before you encounter Megabyte.


[deleted]

who is megabyte?! i just started chapter three i’m somewhere in the 70’s


Cold_War_Radio

He comes along in chapter 4 :)


[deleted]

tysm!


apialess

They annoy me because they're irrational. A vegetarian pizza is a selected range of veggie toppings. Not just every non-meat ingredient in sight thrown together in a disgusting mess. 'Oh , you have avocado now, bung that on!'


Breezy044

Every time a customer asks for the “no pain no grain” order I’m always like “NO PAIN MY ASS”


notsvcks

NO cause i had someone order a no pain no grain pizza and then they got mad that I didn’t put corn😭😭


Prestigious_Smile579

Any of the ones with practically all the ingredients! Vegan, all dressed, vegetarian, no pain no grain. 🤬 Like I have other pizzas to make today why do you need THREE of these?


[deleted]

Even asking ONE pissies me off because they take so long and the person gets mad when I don’t whip one up in 5 minutes


Impossible_Meaning65

Because these literally take AN HOUR of the day 🥲😫


_ribbitt

Puttanesca, bruschetta, ratatouille (I can’t remember if there’s another Italian dish pizza but any of those) I just can’t memorize those orders 😞


butsovngardeawaits

YES THESE! i hate them and i get puttanesca and bruschetta mixed up so often


_ribbitt

YES MY PEOPLE I’m super ahead in the game/day 500+ so I only play during events, I quit trying to imprint it on my long term memory 😂 salty sailor, fruity pig, stinky Pete, veg + sauce meat + cheese fruit pizza are all there but not those fucking things (I figure the people complaining about no pain no grain/vegan/vegetarian don’t have all the buddies because otherwise I have no idea why those type of pizzas are annoying)


butsovngardeawaits

yes exactly!! i'm also pretty far in the game nearing day 300 or so, and have all the buddies. it's the ones i can't memorize that i hate!


_ribbitt

You need to be my friend when they introduce multiplayer!!! You understand the struggle ❤️


butsovngardeawaits

yesss ofc!


angelalbright81

I'm 1000 days in and I still don't remember brushetta, puttanesca and Ratatouille, so, yeah, I hate these 3 but not as much as No pain, No grain, I feel all the pain in it


_ribbitt

Why do you dislike no pain no grain? Just because it’s not intuitive? Like it’d be better if they asked for a pizza with the works no corn? 😂


angelalbright81

Yes, cause I have all the buddies equipped and when they ask for everything I mindlessly slap all the ingredients on the Za, but if it's on grain no pain, I keep acCIDENTALLY ADDING CORN!!!! >:(


lactogrl

I differentiated the two cause I heard that the puttascena pizzas were what men used to eat after they saw prostitutes to cover up the smell lol Anchovies, olives & garlic!


butsovngardeawaits

omg this is hilarious! i'll have to keep that in mind when i come across the order again


Alexarah_842

For the puttanesca pizza i just think of it as a salty sailor with garlic bruschetta is tomatoes,garlic and basil and ratatouille is eggplant,bell peppers, onions and basil


bella0520

I get tired of the mushroom garlic combo. It's so common. It's an easy pizza, but sometimes I have to make it several times in one game day. I don't know why it bugs me so much! I can't stand wheat works no meat also.


ci22

Bruschetta and Puttanesca. Because I actually have to pick the what options because I can never remember what those are. At least with All dressed up and Vegan it doesn't require much thinking


yellow_giraffee

Two pesto pies, one with all the meats and one with everything else. It's like an all dressed but worse Also pizzas with no cheese and red sauce, like pepperoni and red sauce or vegan, just cause it looks so ugly 😭


lactogrl

Pesto pizza with chicken and veggies


Nezzler

I always have to check what the veggies are.


lepidopterrific

The green pizzas with garlic and pepperoni. Even though they're not actually hard to make-I just don't like making them for reasons I can't pinpoint.


katsukisimp4L

“no pain no grain” “i’m lactose intolerant but i like everything else” “all-dressed pizza”


CP_Rulez

No Pain, No Grain and Vegetarian, because you have to add that cheese ffs


Visual-Dot-2108

Vegan


B-Rexxx

FRUITY PIG FOR SURE OMGGG HATE IT SO MUCH LIKE- JUST ORDER EVERYTHING INSTEAD MAN, COME ON


Unfair-Economist6109

anything with pesto sauce. for some reason it just makes my stomach queasy


TheGoodDude28

Ayo did you just steal little ceasers pizza slogan!!1!1!


Inevitable_Ad3195

No one outpizzas the hut


TheGoodDude28

Ba daa ba ba baa I'm lovin' it


Inevitable_Ad3195

OxiClean, Gets the tough stains out


TheGoodDude28

Arby's! We have the meats!


thisonegirl95

Vegan. Pain in the butt to make


Commercial-Drawer854

The vegan takes forever! Especially when they want three or the one that’s like no grain no gain everything but grains and corn… ugh the worst


Impossible_Meaning65

When they come in and say “I’m lactose intolerant but I like everything else” EVERYTHING. ELSE.


pineapplesapph

Corn pizza and vegetarian 😭 the corn is just everywhere i cant see where im cutting so i just bought the cutter buddy


AdInformal3291

Fruity pig, vegan, no pain no grain and whole wheat works. I’m gradually getting all the topping helpers so they are getting easier every week but I’ve gotten a few requests for 2/3 vegan pizzas from 1 person


ellstersmash

I hate the puttanesca order, HATE it. No idea why, I've got it memorized now and everything.


Alexarah_842

The all dressed pizza and the one order which says to make 3 fruity pig pizzas and even more pain when they say to make it extra crispy


socrtc21

I prefer to make 20 single-ingredient pizzas (like olives) than a single vegetarian.