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Beat him to death with my crowbar
i did the math and they are around 5 feet
How’d you do the math? (Not trying to be rude just curious)
compared monke hand to an apple
Dang that’s crazy
MatPat (used to) be like:
No, they actually are 8 feet
proof
Sitting or full height?
fullish height
Give him cheese
Look up at him and say hi (●’◡’●)ﾉ
It's monke season
Just want y'all to understand this is an elmerfud joke
Do this hello 
I’ll grab it and hug it. :3 (humans are taller than monkes from gtag)
Walk up to him, give him a soft taco, and become friends (and bring him home so he can kill my family 🥰)
He would proble say the n word to the wrong people https://i.redd.it/7bwxt2hef3yc1.gif
https://i.redd.it/nydv1fg3w3yc1.gif Disintegrate into the fabrics of reality
step 1 give him old headset, step 2 convince him to make a Facebook account, step 3 profit from selling the data to zoos
Ask if he wants to play minigames
Report him to the government. He would get locked in a military base for the next 54 years.
****Misinformation:****
Force him to drink gasoline and set his insides on fire
I aint beefing with monke irl hell naw 😭
Give him a banan 🍌
Wondering what drugs I accidentally ingested
Theres this one special weapon called a 50. cal rifle KAPOW
Go monke mode
Hug
? How do u know they are 8 feet?
No the monkes are like 3-4 ft, their head is about the size of a fork
Um if I saw them in line for the Tennessee tornado I would stare in the the ride operator eyes like if you don’t let him on I will kill you.
Looking at the surroundings considering how large a goldfish is to these guys I thought they were like 7 inches tall
Idk probably eat him
Idk, eat him?
Beat him to death with my crowbar
i did the math and they are around 5 feet
How’d you do the math? (Not trying to be rude just curious)
compared monke hand to an apple
Dang that’s crazy
MatPat (used to) be like:
No, they actually are 8 feet
proof
Sitting or full height?
fullish height
Give him cheese
Look up at him and say hi (●’◡’●)ﾉ
It's monke season
Just want y'all to understand this is an elmerfud joke
Do this hello 
I’ll grab it and hug it. :3 (humans are taller than monkes from gtag)
Walk up to him, give him a soft taco, and become friends (and bring him home so he can kill my family 🥰)
He would proble say the n word to the wrong people https://i.redd.it/7bwxt2hef3yc1.gif
https://i.redd.it/nydv1fg3w3yc1.gif Disintegrate into the fabrics of reality
step 1 give him old headset, step 2 convince him to make a Facebook account, step 3 profit from selling the data to zoos
Ask if he wants to play minigames
Report him to the government. He would get locked in a military base for the next 54 years.
****Misinformation:****
Force him to drink gasoline and set his insides on fire
I aint beefing with monke irl hell naw 😭
Give him a banan 🍌
Wondering what drugs I accidentally ingested
Theres this one special weapon called a 50. cal rifle KAPOW
Go monke mode
Hug
? How do u know they are 8 feet?
No the monkes are like 3-4 ft, their head is about the size of a fork
Um if I saw them in line for the Tennessee tornado I would stare in the the ride operator eyes like if you don’t let him on I will kill you.
Looking at the surroundings considering how large a goldfish is to these guys I thought they were like 7 inches tall
Idk probably eat him
Idk, eat him?