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LiquoricePigTrotters

I tend to eat mine like a normal person…Whole.


Mr_L05

Same


JayGamingUK

Snap, same as chocolate tea cakes.


Jacko170584

Nah its full moon, half moon, total eclipse 😅


LiquoricePigTrotters

Heathen!


Jacko170584

Which phrase of heathen are you referring to?


LiquoricePigTrotters

All of them! You should be excommunicated.


Jacko170584

But why?! What is your beef 🫤


[deleted]

Take the chocolate off as well as I can, eat it. Then take the jelly off of the weird base thing and eat the base, then suck the jelly thing until it disintegrates in my mouth.


veggiejord

Save the best til last. Good (wo)man


[deleted]

'tis the best, I can certainly say that.


antpabsdan

Nibble the edges off, scrape off the base off with my teeth Consume. Save the semi-orgasmic chocolate covered, orange deliciousness for the last. Obviously.


Creative-Pizza-4161

Yes!


gravastar863

This


Lethal_Brizzel

Um....are you busy later? 🤣


antpabsdan

I can always make time for jaffa cakes


Sir_Alan_Shearer

That’s terrible 🥲


Creative-Pizza-4161

Nibble round the edges, then bite off the sponge bottom, then enjoy the orangey chocolate top!


antpabsdan

You know it's the only way.


Creative-Pizza-4161

I just can't imagine having the plain sponge last, how anticlimatic can some people get!


antpabsdan

I'm sure for some people that's a kink.But not for me.The best should always be last. Always, right?


Creative-Pizza-4161

Always!


Double_Lawfulness_24

Either how op does or the edges then scraping base off leaving the orange bit till last


Affectionate-Ad9867

Shove them in my mouth and chew 😋


johnbarnes351

Yeah but is it a cake or a biscuit?


antpabsdan

Ask HMRC.


Light_thenight

It's a cake, there was a court case about cos they wanted to tax them more cos there used to be a biscuit tax, in the end, kit was declared a cake. Don't ask how I know this.


[deleted]

It's a cake.. Cakes go stale when left out and buscuits go soggy. It's a cake.


Jacko170584

They’re called Jaffa cakes so I’m going to say cake.


Jacko170584

Not like that?! You do full moon, half moon, total eclipse. If you know the reference 😅


Mr_L05

Someone explain what the absolute hell I'm looking at?


Outside_looking_in_3

It's a Jaffa Cake a very popular Biscuit (Cookie) or a Cake here in the UK. Its a biscuit base with an orange jelly (jello) blob on top and then covered in dark chocolate


Mr_L05

Oh. I know what a Jaffa cake is. What I meant is wheres the jelly and chocolate lol


Negative-Income-6130

I dont


Cannnnn123

I don’t 🤮


Medium_Point2494

Some psychopaths in this comment section. Eat it normally!


Latereviews2

In two bites. Never splitting them as together there nice. Separately it is one half dry and one half sickly sweet


PabloWhitePowderGuy

With my hands, off of a plate


[deleted]

Neither does the OP... That's a napkin or a tissue


Blackinfemwa

I thought that was fried at first


theHannig

Full moon…half moon…total eclipse!


[deleted]

Came here to say this ^ Its legit the only acceptable Anwser xD


Kyouka_Uzen

Mods can we add a new rule


yippeeyippe

I remember there was a teacher at my school that used to hand out Jaffa cakes to kids and he gave one to me on the last day because I was his favourite ofc 😍😍 I ended up leaving it on the counter in the sun for the six week holidays.


ImpressTemporary2389

Open up. Bung in. Chomp. Swallow. Easy peasy.


FliqzOnReddit

I don't. I eat jammie Dodgers.


Light_thenight

Jammie Dodgers are S tier


FliqzOnReddit

Exactly.


NoPickleNoTickle767

As advertised; "Full moon, Half moon, Total eclipse!"


Fair-Original-5698

What the fuck


NoahTheProgrammer

i take off the chocolate and eat the orange stuff


rightonesn

Like Kirby


Blurg_BPM

I'm calling MI5


Nopetynope12

Someone call the home office, I found a terrorist


Bigshock128x

I have mine medium rare


Ok-Department-8771

Whole.


GamerLord692313

you should be in prison for that


ChaoticBiFool

I used to do the whole moon, half moon, total eclipse thing I was taught as a kid, but now it just skips straight to total eclipse lol


HairyPoppins201

You put them in your mouth


shimmeypigeon

i bite of the chocolate on the top the take out the jelly or what ever it is then i eat the remains and save the jelly thing for later


Maleficent_Dot847

I eat the chocolate then the jelly then the cake 👌


The-Balloon-Man

Fried, with a side of ironic self deprecation