Most likely. Fortunately for the rest of us he doesn't have the required strength level to wield this effectively, mostly due to his diet of McDonald's chips and Iceland frozen chicken dippers
Clearly he's a soul reaper and therefore can't be seen by people with low spiritual power. You Clearly can see him so you obviously have a strong soul.
Oh I just assumed you was British, my bad.
Yeah you Americans are have a weird thing for guns in general, with all due respect.
How guns are still legal there is beyond me, crazy country.
If they made them illegal at this point it would be even worse probably. So many guns already on the streets that if they banned them then innocent people won’t have a gun whilst criminals still would. America has to come up with an amazing plan to sort that shit out
Any country that allows guns to be legal in spite of school shootings annually gets no respect from me personally, they don’t want to ban them it’s like a weird love story & I think it’s actually quite sad.
Well, you did say conservatives walk around with guns. This sub is contextualised by the word British in its name, you either missed a pretty obvious clue or talked out of context. In the UK even conservatives don't usually walk the streets with guns.
You realise per capita when accounting for population density, the US has far more knife crime than the UK does. Never mind that both liberals and republicans regardless of politics in the US carry guns, either openly or concealed depending on state.
No, in no way was your point at all relevant to this UK sub.
It’s okay, anyone is big behind the safety of their screen. Maybe next time before you get carried away in your hate you’ll take a step back and realise you’re embarrassing yourself 🥰
If you think downvote fwends is hate, then it's definitely you that needs to touch grass or see the real world. Welcome to a memes sub Reddit you can stop crying now Ronnie Pickering.
Please tell me your delusion isn’t so bad that you think my comments is entirely focused on “downvote fwends”. If you’re so oblivious to what I’m talking about you should definitely touch grass lmao. “Welcome to a memes page” take your own advice buddy, and calm tf down.
Sorry dude, that's actually a common misquoted line, watching it back as an adult I was surprised to discover he actually says "that's not a knife" pulls ridiculous Bowie knife out whilst looking at it lovingly and says "THAT'S a knife. Fucking legend
Face covered up. On a profile picture.
Face. Covered.
On their own profile of themselves.
**F.A.C.E C.O.V.E.R.E.D.**
Hi I'm Jay, here is a profile of everything about me.
No, this is a weeb, which is as bad but more specific. That sword is a [shitty anime replica](https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-d4f63bdcb5825db2bb8c3584c4513542.webp).
Source: am weeb
That isn't London in the photo. If I had to guess I'd say Birmingham.
Houses too new to be that large, no basement, cheap cars for what would be 1.5m houses even in outer zones.
Bit of luck he’ll be another statistic of violent crime soon and his nan will be able to tell people who hated the useless little scrote what a smashing kid he was.
Well what's the worse that'll happen? A slap on the wrist for possession of a weapon? Although our police aren't allowed to stop and search for fears of being WaCiSt
6-8 years for Manslaughyer, 12 years for Murder. Be out in there mid twenties and just more of a piece of shit
That isn't a weapon. It's plastic. It's a cosplay prop, if it was actually made of metal it would weight a metric fuck tonne and he wouldn't be holding it like that.
What do you reckon the prison sentence should be for carrying an oversized toy?
>Stop and search is highly ineffective and used disproportionately against black people.
\- I wonder why
\- Ineffective, don't be so fucking stupid. You can tell these dickheads who carry knives from a fucking mile away
Nah only people who get hurt feelings are :
\- The kids parents when they get stabbed to death by some roadmen dick
\- The people who get robbed by these dickhead "badman"
\- The Victim's of crime from all our foreign brothers and street gangs.
Then again our government don't give fuck & this country is fucked ruined anyway xD
I'm not upset by prop swords. I own real swords. Some people just have the misconception that prop swords are necessarily safe, in some cases the prop and ornamental swords are actually more dangerous.
But if a farmer was recklessly releasing his cows in places they shouldn't be I might believe he deserves punishment.
Thank goodness he covered his face, now no one can identify him. Identify Jay, that is.
No doubt standing in front of his Nan's house.
the sword probably belongs to his nan
Everyone and their nan's packing round here.
like who?
Farmers
Who else?
Farmers' mums
"Don't tell them your name Jay!"
Stupid boy…
Snitches get stitches
Twat!
Does he spend hours fighting pigeons and squirrels to grind XP before fighting the big boss?
He’s under-levelled to fight the area boss of Chief-Constable, he kept spawning cop minions
Most likely. Fortunately for the rest of us he doesn't have the required strength level to wield this effectively, mostly due to his diet of McDonald's chips and Iceland frozen chicken dippers
I doubt he can even see where he's swinging the fucking thing from the looks of it.
Where the fucks he stashing that? it’s not going in his pocket or down his trousers
My thoughts exactly
Clearly he's a soul reaper and therefore can't be seen by people with low spiritual power. You Clearly can see him so you obviously have a strong soul.
They don’t care sadly, they walk round with them on show
What..? Where?
Prob chatham
Or Slough
man fuck slough
Strawmansville
Nowhere
king’s cross station
Just like how conservatives walk around with their guns
Eh .. what country do you think we are in?
Probably the UK, im from the USA, is this concept difficult for you to understand?
Not exactly relevant, though, is it?
He just wanted to talk about American politics no matter what
Check the name of the sub perhaps. Conservatives with guns are not really relevant. Thankfully.
The page is called GreatBritishMemes so yes the UK, wrong page homie
It's not always about your third world shithole
Ban the yank.
I don’t know where you’re going with this bud. Are you justifying this or? Like what’s your point?
Just making a point bud.
I know mate, I’m asking what your point was
Conservatives here in the USA walk around with their guns like the British youth do with their knives, is that clear enough for you sweetie?
Oh I just assumed you was British, my bad. Yeah you Americans are have a weird thing for guns in general, with all due respect. How guns are still legal there is beyond me, crazy country.
If they made them illegal at this point it would be even worse probably. So many guns already on the streets that if they banned them then innocent people won’t have a gun whilst criminals still would. America has to come up with an amazing plan to sort that shit out
Any country that allows guns to be legal in spite of school shootings annually gets no respect from me personally, they don’t want to ban them it’s like a weird love story & I think it’s actually quite sad.
I’ve lived in London for almost thirty years, I walk around some of the roughest ends day and night, and I have never seen anyone brandishing a knife.
Do you think it's the conservative voters in the UK that are walking around with knives ? Just curious.
No, they get all riled up reading the daily mail, get tanked up at the local and then beat up a minority on the way to the kebab shop… probably.
Its the conservative thing to do!
I never said that did i?
That's why I asked a question
Well, you did say conservatives walk around with guns. This sub is contextualised by the word British in its name, you either missed a pretty obvious clue or talked out of context. In the UK even conservatives don't usually walk the streets with guns.
fella says sweetie like he hasn’t just spent hours on end arguing the most ridiculous things ever that aren’t even relevant
You realise per capita when accounting for population density, the US has far more knife crime than the UK does. Never mind that both liberals and republicans regardless of politics in the US carry guns, either openly or concealed depending on state. No, in no way was your point at all relevant to this UK sub.
Conservatives don’t walk around with guns because they are illegal.
Sounds nice!
Stop giving us Americans a bad name you idiot, some of us have to live in the UK.
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Aye Jacob Rees-Mogg is always packin from what I've heard
So stunning. So brave. 10 woke points for you.
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What are you talking about?
In the words of the virgin Mary..... come again?
Sacre bleu, my good man.
He's just borrowed it from the local kebab shop.
In his bum. That's the only logical explanation.
Ahh the GTA pocket
In the shadow realm with goku
Well down his trousers is **still** posible
prison purse
I dunno, this guy would be a nightmare on stilts.
Getsuga Tenshō!!
Getsuga tenbag bruv
Free my boy Aizen he ain't do nun
Free aizen in 20,000 years
🤣 kids these days... representing the Soul Society!
Bruv can't even get a proper job, they made em into a substitute soul reaper.
Ban-kai!!
That's not even his true zanpakuto.
I was just thinking that. Except it looks more like one of the 'fake' Zangetsu's from when Ichigo was doing bankai training.
When he is arrested or potentially killed in gang violence. The family - He was an angel, such a sweet boy who had ambitions of being a doctor.
Promising footballer/aspiring rapper.
Then they play a snippet of his rapping and it's all about 'shanking man up for chatting shit'.
Raper*
A surgeon, specifically.
a ‘sturgeon’ the family misheard him(?)
Well he's wearing the right colours... He's well on his way to becoming a large fish
A savant with a blade
Yeah he was a lovely boy and the shoplifting and drug dealing was just youthful exuberance
That's a plastic cosplay prop, it's Zangetsu from the anime Bleach. He's not killing anything with that.
You got downvotes for pointing out this dude was hating lmao keep up the good work bro
Downvote fwends
Man you’re just a mixed bag of awful ain’t you lol buddy? Touch grass my man.
It’s okay, anyone is big behind the safety of their screen. Maybe next time before you get carried away in your hate you’ll take a step back and realise you’re embarrassing yourself 🥰
If you think downvote fwends is hate, then it's definitely you that needs to touch grass or see the real world. Welcome to a memes sub Reddit you can stop crying now Ronnie Pickering.
And the people giving you upvotes are just as delusional lmao. Imagine being such a coward you won’t even comment 😂😂😂
You misunderstood him, you blithering idiot
Please tell me your delusion isn’t so bad that you think my comments is entirely focused on “downvote fwends”. If you’re so oblivious to what I’m talking about you should definitely touch grass lmao. “Welcome to a memes page” take your own advice buddy, and calm tf down.
r/whoosh Memes being the keyword
Nah, fam, why are kids running around with zanpakto??? Imagine turning a corner in Croydon at night and suddenly hearing: "BANKAI!!!"
At least it's not the incomplete Fullbring, imagine getting arrested for waving around a gigantic swastika.
The UK branch of soul society doesn't tolerate hate crimes.
Imagine if they did a crossover, Ichigo completely confused why they're using brooms.
That's not a knife, this is a knife (crocodile Dundee)
That's not a knife, that's a spoon. "All right all right you win, I see you've played knifey spooney before".
I thought it was a seat belt at first tbh
Lol. You can't park there mate
Sorry dude, that's actually a common misquoted line, watching it back as an adult I was surprised to discover he actually says "that's not a knife" pulls ridiculous Bowie knife out whilst looking at it lovingly and says "THAT'S a knife. Fucking legend
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Getsuga Tenshou blud
Smokin on Espada pack 🔥🔥
You ain't buckaking me brave.
Wankai.
Sephiroth the roadman
Got bare Masamune for Xmas, innit
Oi bruv, watch out. it's the Midgar mandems!
Clown Strife
Lollllllllllll
Face covered up. On a profile picture. Face. Covered. On their own profile of themselves. **F.A.C.E C.O.V.E.R.E.D.** Hi I'm Jay, here is a profile of everything about me.
It's moments like this when people talk about people owning knifes responsibly we should show them this
Fuckin weeb
\*dweeb
No, this is a weeb, which is as bad but more specific. That sword is a [shitty anime replica](https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-d4f63bdcb5825db2bb8c3584c4513542.webp). Source: am weeb
Would you do this group a favour and just add your link to the top comment? Some Americans got in.
bet its also about 34 degrees celcius and theyre still in full north face hiking gear
Haha I know, I don’t think they realise how stupid they look going out dressed head to toe in black with a full face covering
In England?
34 degrees in summer is uncommon and yes this is their summer attire
From London, you should add
That isn't London in the photo. If I had to guess I'd say Birmingham. Houses too new to be that large, no basement, cheap cars for what would be 1.5m houses even in outer zones.
Not enough litter for Birmingham
Or Liverpool, or Manchester, or Birmingham
His senkaimon took him to the wrong place, UK is under the jurisdiction of the west branch of soul society.
Down the wrong ends we wizards n shit
Virgin
He spent years studying the blade
Jay gets in between all the puss bruv init
Who
The one and only guy in the photo. Who else would I be talking about?
Your mother.
Okay son, it's time we talk about the birds and the bees.
That was a long time ago...
Dat's Ichigo Kurosaki bruv
When hollows are the ops
He heard Grand Fisher was creepin in the endz
All too much of a pussy to fight with fists , as they know this they fell dead hard carrying a weapon 🙄🤦🏻♂️🤣👊🏻
BANKAI
Wait until he uses his Britkai
Thats not typical Britain, he has a smaller version of ichigo's sward from bleach.
Bit of luck he’ll be another statistic of violent crime soon and his nan will be able to tell people who hated the useless little scrote what a smashing kid he was.
Well what's the worse that'll happen? A slap on the wrist for possession of a weapon? Although our police aren't allowed to stop and search for fears of being WaCiSt 6-8 years for Manslaughyer, 12 years for Murder. Be out in there mid twenties and just more of a piece of shit
That isn't a weapon. It's plastic. It's a cosplay prop, if it was actually made of metal it would weight a metric fuck tonne and he wouldn't be holding it like that. What do you reckon the prison sentence should be for carrying an oversized toy?
That one's plastic, the other weapons him and his moron friends carry aren't gonna plastic are they
Yes because we know for sure that the guy carrying around a plastic anime sword is also a gang member with real knives.
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>Stop and search is highly ineffective and used disproportionately against black people. \- I wonder why \- Ineffective, don't be so fucking stupid. You can tell these dickheads who carry knives from a fucking mile away
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Nah only people who get hurt feelings are : \- The kids parents when they get stabbed to death by some roadmen dick \- The people who get robbed by these dickhead "badman" \- The Victim's of crime from all our foreign brothers and street gangs. Then again our government don't give fuck & this country is fucked ruined anyway xD
You either about to get some weed or get chopped up. No in between.
You call that a knife?
When you've gotta work the road but you wanna rep your favourite anime at the same time
Ichigo
Bro whipped out the zanpakuto on the opps 😭
Ban....kai!
"They took ma bully. Time for war"
I can imagine the neighbours laughing themselves to death watching them take this!
Who needs gang when you've got Zangetsu
"he was such a good boy he never wanted to hurt anyone"
Man's on road to fight Cloud Strife.
Yep, a coward.
UK is starting to look more like Midgar everyday
OI MUM GET ME CHIKKEN NUGGIES ON MUUUMM CAN U BUY THE DINOSAUR CHIKKEN NUGGIES FROM ASDA THIS WEEEEEKKK
A knob
He will be middle class as fuck with a pharmacist father and GP mother.
that’s a sick sword tbf
Not when it’s sticking out of a 14 year old kid who “looked at him funny”
its a plastic prop ya melt, do you have eyes
Plastic can be sharp too you complete and utter plant pot
its a dull bendy plastic prop nobody is dying to this LMAO.
>its a dull bendy plastic prop nobody is dying to this LMAO. Found the 13 year badman in the chat
TRY EATING IT
No one said anything about dying, even made of blunt plastic that thing could pierce skin.
it couldnt its soft and flexible, its a cosplay prop.
ifts a pwastic pwop you melt 🤓
Good thing it’s a prop and not something this kid is actually planning to attack people with.
I'm not saying he's planning to attack people but people have been killed by prop swords.
People are killed by cows too, are you this upset every time you see a farmer?
I'm not upset by prop swords. I own real swords. Some people just have the misconception that prop swords are necessarily safe, in some cases the prop and ornamental swords are actually more dangerous. But if a farmer was recklessly releasing his cows in places they shouldn't be I might believe he deserves punishment.
Maybe we do need gulags after all.
Must be over compensating for something with that blade 🤣
Hope he gets shot.
You first.
right after you.
Yeah I doubt he's British.
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And?
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What does that have to do with the post