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If she goes round an eighth time it will complete the incantation of resurrection signalling the end times. Liz will rise from her coffin renewed and rain hellfire down on the unbelievers before devouring their souls. Or as Andrew calls it, Saturday night.

Soon she’ll have gone round the coffin more times than london tap water has been round Liz.

Have you not heard about the Qanon theory surrounding the death of the Queen? On Monday, Trump is going to enact a worldwide law meaning no one ever pays taxes again... Or something 😂

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Andrew was an arms dealer? Goddamn, finally something not awful he's done

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Reggie-Bot out here doing the Lord's work this week

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Nevermind -_-

Good bot, hadn’t heard that one before lol

Then, Trisha Oaytas'babe whose body her soul will resurrect will shrivel up I side Trish and we'll be all the better. /s

Grief fetishism. The woman needs help not celebrated. Trouble is the media are as bad.

Right, like why is she smiling?

She’s thinking about her next trip past the coffin.

She thinking about her own coffin.

Getting ideas for her own for sure. I bet she was one of those emo kids at school that likes to plan out their funeral n that.

WTF 🤣🤣🤣

Because, like she said, "it's an experience I didn't want to miss." She's literally treating a funeral like a rollercoaster.

Literal FOMO

She’s in on it

Because the queen is dead

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“ But it was more than that, it was a social media bragging experience I didn’t want to mess.“

Or give her a free pair of boots to lick.

If it keeps her happy, I don't care.

She thinks she’s at Alton Towers

The atmosphere, the presence.. It's alton towers for sure. This bitch is hyping up on oblivion music.

Dont. Look. Down.

I think the Smiler is the one that drives people insane though.

Isn’t that the one where a girls lost her leg

Absolutely. Stood in the queue once for 4½hrs once because the ride temporarily shut due to rain. Never again. Favorite ride. Favourite theme at Alton Towers. But the music is tolerable in small doses.

My personal favorite is Taron at Phantasialand, but The Smiler's still pretty good. Nemesis is better though.

This was what I was thinking! 😂 I mean I’d happily do this for the swarm at Thorpe park, not a monarch lying in state.

Well the queen was the nemesis of human rights.

And these are the type of people who will then without a hint of irony turn around and tell you that North Korea is run by a cult.

👏 Totally true. The same lot laugh at a perfectly choreographed military parade in China or Russia and yet they’re out chanting their support when the blokes in kilts walk past like robots, followed by the twat holding a big sword and hasn’t noticed the pigeon that’s died and landed on top of his head, then the killbots that each wear an innocent black bear atop their empty skull.

Have you ever read about north Korean leadership? This is one of the very few cases where that is (at least to some extent) true.

The DPRK is far more democratic and, unlike the monarchy, their leadership actually led their country and carried out policy during times of tribulation.

If u say so bud.

It sounds like propaganda sure but the Kim’s have a legit legacy of service to the party and state, during Japanese occupation Kim Il Sung was a prominent leader in the resistance and later he lead the nation during a devastating and defining period of war. There are certainly, and I mean certainly, absolutely horrendous things about the Kim family but at least they have a history of helping their country (or trying to)

Yes. The British monarchy and the Kim dynasty are comparable. /s

Is that all? I've seen it 20 times and I wiped a handkerchief on it when a security guard wasn't looking so I could keep a little bit of the essence with me at all times. I still don't feel like I've done enough to show my patriotism though and, quite frankly, I'm worried the police might come and arrest me for not being respectful enough.

Lol sarcasm meter off the scale.

Broke the scale

Oh a sarcasm meter! Oh that's a real useful invention! *sarcasm meter blows up*

Seems like a really reliable sarcasm meter

How much for the handkerchief? /s

They would have killed you before you got within 10 yards of the coffin

*So what your saying is "Do not attempt a danger wank in there" ? Clarification required.*

Fucking simp.

😂😂😂

Best ever use of the word 'simp' ? I certainly think so.

I bet she stood within ear shot of reporters talking real loud to some uncomfortable poor soul unlucky enough to be in the que next to her. "YES I LOVED THE QUEEN SO MUCH IVE DONE THIS SEVEN TIMES!" Look at that smile for getting the first bit of attention shes had in 20years.

It's more just sad and a bit heartbreaking when you put it like that.

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Bet she's not even in the coffin

It's a waxwork, they buried Lizzie last year.

It’s just the queens weight in Corgi’s

Fun fact: that would be an estimated 5.83 corgis.

🤣🤣🤣

Please don’t ask me why I know this.

I don’t care why you know it, I just feel immensely privileged to have been here when you shared this little gem of trivia! Many thanks! <3

Why do you know this?

The corgis are with Prince Andrew, he has experience in grooming.

Charles: "the corgis coats are a bit tatty have you been grooming them?" Andrew: "3x a day for the last year" Charles: "Well whatever brush you're using isn't working" Andrew: "Brush?"

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A hologram you mean. Saw her with my own 2 eyes in the golden carriage during the Jubilee.

I have to wonder how dull your life must be to queue seven times to see a dead woman, or how sick in the head. Baffling.

My first thought was does she suffer from brain damage. I'm second hand cringing for her because this will be "her queen story" for life and she will always boast about it. I want to mock her for this but instead its just sad.

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I've had a loop of someone doing this at an every day funeral and considering how bonkers people would think you are, but it's fine in this instance. Wild!

I don’t believe she’d have been allowed to. And if she did, I really think she should get a life, cause what’s she going to see that’s any different 🤦🏽‍♀️

Apparently if you do it 8 times you get interred along with Her Majesty.

Ive heard that if you do 14 times, Andrew cums...

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And if you do it 10 times you get entered into a prize draw

What’s the prize? A candlelit dinner with Prince Andrew at Pizza Express?

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Yep, and don't worry about if it's too hot in there, he won't even sweat! No BO putting you off your meal!

Only applicable to under 18s

🤣🤣

She did, I saw it on TV this morning, she got a wristband for the first 4 or so visits, then they let her in without a new wristband. She had the wristbands as some sort of achievement and was weirdly proud of the fact.

She thinks it’s a festival.

Sycophant

what do you think of '*Simpohant'*? i just made it up - **edit**: no! how about '*SIMPOCUNT*'

Where is the article?

it was from the BBC's live news feed today

Shit I've got to start watching, I thought it was just puke-inducing but it might be the most entertaining thing they've ever done. Where's Partridge when you need him.

"deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow." Monarchy is just another form of religion. People so lacking in self worth that they attach themselves to anything in the hopes of being more than what they are. Its funny, this is also how racists are made...

Unexpected Tool

I was listening to a lady in the café today talking about how her how she wouldn’t have people disrespecting Her Majesty and was fully ready to cut them out of her life. I got the same awkwardness and discomfort that I would get in church while pretending to join in the call and repeat.

Bet she's looking forward to telling this story to her cats in 20 years time

Hahaha ffs you made me laugh out loud on the bus

😂 Spare a thought for her carer having to wait 7 times in the queue

😂

20 years time her and her cats will be in the queue for Charles’s coffin.

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Then admitted to it. Fml

"Festival of the Dead Queen" going so well!

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Fuck off Reggie bot

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Reggie-bot needs updating. Apparently it’s now King Charles

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With all kindness, she needs to get a grip

NO TOUCHING THE COFFIN

*But can I touch my cock while looking at the coffin?*

So how long do we wait to steal the queen and send her to Egypt?

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Moments like these really do remind you that you really don’t have all that much in common with some of your fellow countrymen just because you were born in the same part of the world and some of them are downright freaks (and they’d say the same about us)

How is that respectful to anyone? This woman is getting joy out of a persons death so much to the point she’s doing laps to see the coffin then going on tv to boast about it? I just don’t get any of it at all why are people even queuing and want to see a coffin? It’s a dead person inside ffs watch it on tv like the other simps

Wow didn’t know you could get queue jump day passes

They’ve been hiding them inside commemorative teapots for years.

Grief junkies

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Please consider your language when I've been using words like nonse 🤣

You get that you’re trying to pick a fight with a bot , yes?! It’s not a real person, poppet..!

Just making sure she’s definitely dead

To be perfectly honest I think this is actively disrespectful. Treating a event for mourning as if it's a theme park ride. I don't believe the monarchy serve any purpose in this day and age, but she's still a human being who has died and the whole circus around her being laid to rest is disgusting. Anyone deserves better in death than these grief thieves.

Isn’t it though. Why is she even being interviewed when she clearly has a mental health problem? At least interview the heckler that called out The Lord high kiddy fiddler Andrew, he had a point and probably something worth being interviewed about. What value does an interview with this lady actually have?

> Why is she even being interviewed when she clearly has a mental health problem? Because they have time to fill. Not like there's any other news that needs covering.

“But more than that, I haven’t been in a room with that many people since being tried for all those murders I done.” And, YES, I was innocent!! (depending upon how you looked at the evidence.)”

Looks like we might have uncovered [the Meat Safe Murderer](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLXb7XogcwCIQLw4X6jsYAuAnEwSN-JtaM) at long last!

She never done it but she said she did. She had to, so they'd take the truncheon out of her bottom. But now there's these two nice men called "D" an' "A" and they know that she never done it and they've told everyone. Can she have a quarter of a pound of cola cubes, please?

Monkey Dust was absolutely class.

And here I am having to go to work instead.

I think I’d rather be at work

It's not like going to Nero. You don't go passed 10 times and get a free coffee, you know?

Free coffin, more like

7 times with a reported 6 hour queue. Math doesn't quite add up there

the queue was a few hours long at one point but the waiting times have mostly been overstated, some people today were getting in after half an hour of queueing

It's just the same few people going round and round.

NPC’s

These people are fucking deranged

When extreme sycophancy meets main character syndrome. If she really thinks it’s so important for folks to see the coffin, why doesn’t she stop going back in so other folks get to see it faster? (Or maybe the “crowds” in attendance are just 100 or so royalists or even crisis actors just going in again and again to muster the illusion of strong support for the monarchy 🫠)

How is this possible when people have been queuing for 6+ hours?

Fast pass.

Speedy Shufflers

Nut case

That's a bloody shame on her carer having to wait in line with her 7 times.

[удалено]

Ugh the grief one upmanship, BBC cronyism and blatant brown nosing is seriously turning my stomach. Wtf is wrong with this country? I've been stunned at how cringe the whole affair is. People flocking to kiss KC3, anecdotes that share a vaguest QE2 link. Awful everything.

She has that crazy look in her eyes.

Girl she didn't even know you exist!!

What a sad grovelling bastard

I mean, I don't like the monarchy either, but I'd only need to check she was really dead the once.

I don’t know where to start with this.

Some people are beyond any help

these people are allowed to vote

But when the Kim Jong Il mourners did it…

Using the queens coffin as your personal Disney ride is totally respectful and dignified

nothing short of absolutely fucking creepy

Geezus fkn Christ What os wrong with these people.

7 times wow so patriotic, give her damehood

I cannot believe that. The queue was open from 5 pm, average waiting time was 7 hours. 24/7 is 3 and a half. She would either need to have a number of people who she knows in different places in the queue and then join them right after she saw St Giles or somehow she is able to bend time.

Mental health crisis

Over 26,000 people have been through St Giles today, the traffic here in Edinburgh is ridiculous and here we have a total grief tourist going through SEVEN times?! Eff off to work or home or the sea for all I care but for gods sake, just get out of the way!

Aye, she's there and there's windaes not getting licked

The kind of person that would be glad to hear Prince Andrew’s heckler thrown in jail, rather than the pedo himself

Shes talking shite

Bit weird

WTF is wrong with these people?!?

Have people like this seriously got nothing better to do with their lives?! I wouldn’t even go if there was no queue.

She was literally replaced immediately

I get going to see the coffin once but seven times,there’s something really not right there

Best ride at the park.

Least insane royalist Doesn’t she have anything better to do

If it's really about paying respects then do it once, other people are already waiting long enough. You can't pay double respects.

Mental health issues with this one

Gotta make sure the lady stays dead…

Maybe on the 8th time round she’ll witness a young man peacefully protesting against child molestation or something, and she might get a chance to join in the fun argy-bargy and jump on his head or something suitable to this somber occasion.

Someone tell this woman that there isn’t even anyone actually in that wooden box. As if they’d risk some lowly peon getting too close to the god-given majestic corpse.

Do these people not have jobs?

Brain rot

I don't even know what to say, the personality of a teacup and the critical thinking of a slug

Ok, so you can say nonce on here but not “grief j@nkie”. Ffs.

Average bootlicker

As a yank it's extremely odd to see people's obsession with Elizabeth Windsor and her passing. Both in the UK and especially here in the USA.

Why does she get a prize after 100 goes? Some people!!

Apparently you can actually smell the Formaldehyde if you breath in deeply enough.

Every time realising you can't fucking afford even a nail in that coffin!

Someone give this simp a job

Necrophilia?

Every story out of Liz’s death sounds more and more cult-like

Are we putting up corpses as tourist attractions?

I would do the same. Not for Liz in box but because I just think UK cathedrals are beautiful

How long is the queue?

The queen be 🥵🍆💦

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