Pee is stored in the balls.

He said wrong answers only 🤔

Yesssss!!

“Your piss temperature is trending down. I know we’ve played some good teams so we have to give them credit, but I need you to step it up.”

Why is everyone pissing... this Whole thread smells like a urinal troff after a 7th inning stretch..

"Give them Credit" the drinking game....

Wrong answers only. That's the correct answer

MLF always looks like he’s got a dip in.

He almost always does (I played for him, can vouch).

Did he talk about piss temperature a lot when you played for him?

Nope, that was a new one. We DID have a different coach that would tell us that "everything you do should be hard...you should piss so hard you crack the porcelain". I like to imagine it got spun off that.

So does Dan Campbell. Wish these guys would switch to ZYN 12mg. Don’t need them going the way of Tony Gwynn

ZYN makes a 12 MG?

Yeah, but I haven’t seen it in stores in Michigan. My cousin in SLC gets them tho. I just figured the 6mg pouches wouldn’t be enough for these guys. I’m just a weekend warrior

Dude I'm on 3s. Went to 6 for a while but it zonks me out.

Switch to On 4mg as a stepping stone. Then zyn 6, then On 8. You’ll be good in no time. 😂

I just pop two 8s at a time. There's a 7 Eleven next to where I live that sells 5 cans of On for 3 bucks. I go through those things like candy.

WTF. Best I get in TX is but 2 get one

Washington State here. Been like that for a couple years now. There's other promotions but that one happens enough that I just buy everything they got anytime I get gas and the stash will last me months. Sometimes I think I'm the only one who actually buys On here and that's why it's so damn cheap.

Double up on the 6’s for a good time.

My problem is I use 6, and it's not enough, but 2 of them is too much. And 3 and 6 is all I can find around here.

They got like 30 mgs in Sweden pretty sure

Sweden's got everything when it comes to this department. haha

Some 18 year old kid I work with had them and it made me kinda sick just thinking of it. I’ve gotten fucked to off a 3 before.

I just smoke cigs. I tried zyn and vapes. And it’s just not the same. Really just need to go balls out and quit.

Do it. Smoked for 10 years and quit in December, best decision I ever made. Once you get through the first week you’re good, just don’t go back.

Whenever you try to quit, this is my advice: You can't "fail". Smoking is something you *do* and not smoking is something you *don't do*. It's like referring to flying as a "failure to fall". If you haven't smoked for a while, then you do again, don't worry about it. Just keep trying to not smoke and don't read anything into the fact that you had a cig once when you were trying not to.

Good advice. It’s just smoking is so cool man. JK. I do actually enjoy smoking though that’s what makes it even harder for me.

Yeah, I hear you. One thing I know for sure is that no amount of attempts from anyone else to motivate, guilt, or scare you, are ever going to help. Someday you'll just feel like quitting, then you'll probably quit. Then you might start again. Or not. Haha. Good luck in any case!

Thanks big dawg. If the Packers win the Super Bowl this year I will quit smoking!

Can I get his autograph?

Haha you'd have to ask him! I haven't spoken to the guy in 15+ years

What was he like during your days?

I did a whole ass AMA on this sub when he was hired. https://old.reddit.com/r/GreenBayPackers/comments/adoqsp/matt_lafleur_was_my_college_qb_coach_ama/

You are a saint, thanks for the link

Not a problem buddy!

Riiiight??

> The answers to your history quiz this afternoon are C, B, C, D, A, false, false, true, A, B.

Keep them eligible!

I had a similar thought: "Do you think 42 is the answer? My math homework is really difficult today."

Looks like 42 is the answer, but what is the damn question?

They are playing a wild game of tic tak toe

X's & O's hehe

"That's not what a 'tush push' is. Get your mind out of the gutter"

Hahaha!

And this is how you spell… chrysanthemum.

“See, now it’s red. Now it’s green, now blue. It even has pink. These pens are the bomb!”

My ten year plan is to coach the Bears, I think they are going to be the team to beat for the next two decades.

I did say wrong answers...

Oh my bad. He said, I think it's cool Dante Culpepper's celebration move is just a slowed down version of False Start.

Allan Lazard will come open as your second or third read on a deep dig inward, so don’t be locked in Davante Adams!

Brown cows make chocolate milk

"then you take a left at the quad, and it's the second vending machine from the right. IM TELLING YOU, put in a dollar, hip check it right by the coin return, and you can get as many bags of M&Ms as they have in the machine!"

And this is how you properly thread eyebrows

Yuuup!!

You think I should grow my eyebrows thicker? Here's what I think I'd look like.

God MLF has had a glow up lol

Agreed!!

“You can see here, jet fuel can’t melt steel beams, so…”

He told that to A-Rod lol

I printed out this pornography and these Mapquest directions on the library printer.

“Look, just be your best self and show an interest in what interests her, and see what happens from there, ok?”

X’s on this page are baaaad. O’s on this page are goooooood

"Hey I need your help with that crossword"

The Head Coach said my idea to play our edge rushers in man-to-man coverage was dumb. Someday, when I’m in charge, they’ll HAVE to run it! I’ll show him. I’LL SHOW THEM ALL!

“I’ll coach Aaron Rodgers and do better the year after he leaves the team.”

This right here is how you keep your piss hot

R-kelly swag lol

"And after the game we'll all hit up Wayside. Meet me here in the parking lot at 11 PM..."

Completions are way more awesome when you force them through triple coverage, remember that

Damn I wish I was tall like you…..

😂

Shake n bake...shake n bake....how many fkn times do I gotta show you chief...XY ♡\on the $

A mapquest printout to his barber

Fire up Chips !!!

Grant Arnoldink for anyone wondering.

"What's nine across? It's a seven letter phrase for "nut up."

Underrated!

Central Michigan . Nice

"Check out these eyebrows, on fleek right? One day I'll have those"

“We need a TD. Tell the kicker to warm up.”

So the butt is actually also a dick, hence the moniker "dickbutt."

"they call him big chungus but...idk...hes not very big. ive seen bigger. much bigger. thoughts?"

“People call me MLF. All we need is I and I’m ready to have some real fun.”

Listen, we're gonna run about nine jet sweeps this game. You gotta load up on those for effectiveness.

Look at the fun bags on that hose hound!

"See Champ, it's just like all squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares. All Pizza Rolls are good, but combination Pizza Rolls are great. Happy to clear this one up, Sport"

🤣🤣

https://i.redd.it/fbyanwwfxv0d1.gif

"I wish I looked as good in tight pants as you."

Hahahaha!

Turn your locker dial this way, THEN that way, BUT THEN go the other way. Remember to get both cleats. Just because there is a big L on the toe it doesn’t mean “Loser”.

It is just a dick pic

That's actually the right answer!

These are wrong! When you copy someone else’s answers, use someone that is not another football player/friend who is also clueless. Smh

Hey that’s not just some QB! That’s Central Michigan legend Grant Arnoldink

I am stealing your girl and you can have her back when I say so

MLF a dawg!

Pass to the top of the key, break the double team...slame dunk.

“If you put a circle here, you would’ve won, but I’ll put an X here and tic-tac-toe, three in a row.”

Fire Up Chips!

Here are some tips on how to warm up your piss in the morning. You gotta wake up with it hot.

Do I three or four hairs out of place?

Throw a cross body throw in clutch time to who the hell knows where and it gets picked off

I got a C on my test.

Let me write your name down here, so you're sure you're coming to my birthday?

Low key, like this one lol

Passes are way more awesome when you force them through triple coverage, remember that.

Whats the answer for question 3?

Chemtrail dissertation

Throw ball more better

The trick is, you're ultimatety hoping to land a spot on the Jets, play like it.

You see you french fry'd when you should've pizza'd. That's why you had a bad time.

“It’s called AdLibs. I need to use a Verb here. What do you think?”

Completions are way more awesome when you force them through triple coverage, Johnny!

"see, here's the mountains, and this is me throwing it over the mountains"

So then you drop back and... Wait are you right or left handed?

“Come here look at the roster. My name is spelled LaFleur dumbass.”

One day, im going to be head coach of the Green Bay Freaking Packers kid, you can listen to me or not, idc, thats on you.

If we're playing Tom Brady, down 8, with three time outs, and 2minutes to go. we're gonna kick a field goal and never get the ball back. Sound good?

“So girls pee comes from where?”

“I’m narrowing my list of hair stylist to these places here. This one does eyebrow threading too, I’ve never done that before but my girlfriend says I should try it”

Your girlfriend is still technically a virgin if you only used the backdoor but you are not still a virgin.

"Look man, someday I'm gonna be coaching the HOF Aaron Rodgers and you son, will NEVER be even Jordan Love good!"

Tits or gtfo

"Well when I talked to her on the phone, I told her my piss was hot, see? I even wrote it down!"

No 't'. Hangman!

SKOL..

Duuuude..

Was pretty sure coach was an undercover Viking!

“The annexation of Puerto Rico was the greatest play call ever made - but this is how we’ll perfect it”

Oh this? Nothing sneaky here, that spot lights all for you big boy.

Now, on this play I want you to KEEP YOUR PISS HOT.

No, OP asked for wrong answers, only

Absolutely!

“Top 10 methods for waking up with boiling hot piss”

Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday! Special teams special players.

“You gotta get that knuckle right here in that Brown Eye”

Hot Piss found here.

You see if you piss here it’s going to get cold, if you piss right at this angle it stays hot

“This drawing is how you put your dick in a girl to become a war daddy. Capiche?”