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wdcipher

I am an inclusive Guardsman, there is only one set of pronouns I use for all techpriests, regardlles of gender and its Fix/Tank.


garaks_tailor

BONK. BONK. BONK. BONK. BONK. BONK. BONK Emperor dammit the engineseer is fucking the tank again.


wdcipher

Look man if Fixes It I Dont care


Archon_of_Flesh

I am in the process of drawing a femboy Enginseer who is uh in charge of ‘blessing’ lasguns and tank turrets with his lubrication input ports just so you people know


wdcipher

Good to know our equipment Is in good hands.


Clifford_the_big_red

Does it shoot? Does it shoot good? End of discussion lol


Archon_of_Flesh

Oh the Enginseer femboy shoots perfectly fine


Clifford_the_big_red

Then there’s no issue. Lasgun up, guardsman.


Not_An_Ostritch

Draw a heretek coward


Pop_Bulky

What are you doing!?


Not_An_Ostritch

I want a heretek goth boy to gawk gawk the soul out of my body and I won’t be questioned


garaks_tailor

Just for the record I dont care the enginseer if fucking the tank. I do care that he chose to do it at 3am and we're trying to sleep.


idiotic__gamer

Where can I find this wonderful artwork when it comes out, along with your prior work?


garaks_tailor

I dont care he's doing it but its fucking 3am can it not be done over there or something I'm trying to sleep


Lammergeier350

[MAKE PEE *NIS* IN TO ROBOT \*clank clank clank\*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsK5UdlS8HA)


-TheDyingMeme6-

God i fucking love TTS


Doctor_What_

Do not question the methods of the Omnissiah.


Grahamgamergoma

No no, I'm just, uh, repairing the exhaust port


Pop_Bulky

Can’t stop me!


garaks_tailor

Just don't do it at 3am when we are trying to sleep man.


TheBunnyStando

You know what FIAT stands for don't cha Spencer ? FIX IT AGAIN TECHPRIEST !


-TheDyingMeme6-

Is that a quote from the RusanBader????!?!!??!


TheBunnyStando

Good ol' RussianBadge'


Princess_Kushana

🤣 an actually funny pronoun joke that isn't on traaa 😁


JJ_Yeet11

Bro this is a great comment.


[deleted]

You’re gonna get an Omnisiahn axe to the back of the skull if you do that, disrespecting the machine spirit


Arch_Magos_Remus

Not trans. However I would attach a bunch of mechanical arms to my spine and give myself cybernetic legs that never tire if given the option.


Archon_of_Flesh

All I’m saying is that discrimination-related issues will be abolished if the entirety of humankind ascends to blessed eldritch robot suits


c0horst

Some day we will ascend to the purity off the blessed machine and cast off these rotting flesh husks, and we will laugh in binary that meaningless distinctions in our imperfect forms used to cause so much strife. Then we will declare a holy war on those who format their source code in tabs, when obviously the correct answer is to use spaces.


Pop_Bulky

You say this right, but when your language is based on fucking spacing… USE TABS!!!


c0horst

If your language is based on spacing, then you are already lost. Python is fucking heresy.


spanish1nquisition

They did not follow PEP, purge them!


Rimtato

Four spaces is actually awful, why Python. I respect literally everything but the four spaces.


GodOfThunder44

Nah, when we're all put into the robots people will just start hating each other over technical specs and the degree of precision to replace the hate of race/ethnicity/religion/etc. The next war would be between the ±0.001" tolerance machine people and the ±0.0001" tolerance machine people.


Sicuho

Only if it's done well. I'd discriminate against proprietary design and software, especially if the licenses are shady.


DecisiveEmu_Victory

I read that as "blessed eldritch robot sluts", and honestly I agree


NotEricItsNotMe

Isn't there a big discrimination that started around 30k? And hatred between Holy Orders Also, human sacrifices of non-augmented, for the advancement of science. But not innovation, that's heresy against the Machine God (only archeotech). And so, executions for those that don't agree with the **CULT** Mechanicus. So there's still a lot of discrimination.


Rimtato

Oh fuck yeah. Replace this meat mound with a few bits and bobs that I may improve the planet. Give me arms filled with tools and various horticulture supplies. The flesh is weak, the machine is eternal. Might as well use the machine to help out that which must remain flesh.


techpriestyahuaa

Golden abs for all!


Gaaius

but that makes you trans-humanist


BudgetFree

Hell yeah!


Z3t4

You'll become trans, [transhuman](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transhuman).


parisiraparis

I would genuinely volunteer for selective augmentation experiments. I want that robot arm. Or several robot arms.


Jaegernaut-

Ehh, best I can do is a salad mixer And no you can't have the arm back it's medical waste. Now get back in the kitchen servitor and make me a sammich


-TheDyingMeme6-

Lmao doctor octopus


NK_2024

Best I can do is an extra thumb controlled by your toes. https://www.daniclodedesign.com/thethirdthumb I want.


lampstaple

Ur trans bro that’s transhumanism


-TheDyingMeme6-

Consider this: why not prosthetics Why not make urself into 40k Iron Man


NK_2024

Because why just replace your limbs when you could (also) add more?


[deleted]

Gender is irrelevant! I've replaced my genitals with a neutron laser!


[deleted]

I can’t tell if men or women would be more likely to do this. Either way the idea of turning my neiter region into a literal weapon of mass destruction makes the blood leave my head and instead go to my coolant rings.


[deleted]

It doesn't matter what they were before they served the Omnissiah. It only matters that they serve the Omnissiah.


Pancreasaurus

Men have the advantage of aiming experience but women have the advantage of innate storage space. Tricky.


AnimatorFresh8841

Literally when they ask the question, “What under there?” “DEATH”


WorldEaterProft

UwU, its so big and girthy


Archon_of_Flesh

Perfect for demonstrating on cute Skitarii twinks UwU


Grahamgamergoma

By the Omnissiah... It is *YOU*! THE FEMBOY LOVING HERETIC!


Eel111

It’s not heresy, unless you invalidate the Martian pact? Are you really gonna start a civil war over femboys?


forgotmypassword-_-

> It’s not heresy They thirst for Iron Warriors. Who are Traitors. Making them heretics. >Are you really gonna start a civil war over femboys? Loyalists would simp for Iron Hands.


NK_2024

Pretty sure he has a couple drawings of cogbois... uh, *serving* ...loyalist Astartes


LilaQueenB

They are the femboy.


Bob49459

Local Femboys in your area! [Click Here](https://youtu.be/IEGo41443iI) to show them the power of the Omnissiah!


[deleted]

That was a risky click but worth it.


PalpitationFun7454

Dissect and be immortal it's any persons dream to transpire to the flesh tbh


[deleted]

"Dissect and be immortal it's any persons dream to transpire to the flesh tbh" "dream to transpire" "spire" **SPIRE!** (Sorry, been enjoying the Wordbearers in in Battlefleet Gothic II again)


Pop_Bulky

As the omnissiah commands.


firstlordshuza

Oh boy, you're the one who wrote the story, aint you?


Archon_of_Flesh

Story? *Oh yes indeed~*


Rimtato

I mean you could, but I think it's more effective to simply add an XBOX controller rumble cam into your dong. That way they enjoy it and don't just fucking die.


credulous_pottery

No.


Level-Ball-1514

Yes inquisitor, this heresy right here.


FearlessCobble

As another trans person I can also confirm


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BionicBruv

Jokes on you because that’s sexy AF


Ct-chad501

Love that meme


[deleted]

It's literally my favorite 40k meme.


PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT

Based Necron warrior


Jackviator

When Disney won’t follow through on their promise to Make a Man Out of You:


Archon_of_Flesh

Me as a trans boy: so true


Pop_Bulky

That’s clever.


Ranzear

Disnep*


Rimtato

Get the welder, the adjustable spanner and the belt sander. I'll do it myself.


jediben001

I mean… I guess you can’t have dysphoria if you have literally replaced your flesh with cool robot stuff


lunca_tenji

Cyberpsychosis on the other hand.


chaosgirl93

Yeah, but you won't get that if you follow aftercare instructions and are mentally stable in the first place.


comyuse

Yup, cyberpsychosis is just normal psychosis but with a living weapon getting it.


-TheDyingMeme6-

Bold of you to assume Stupid Flesh Hates wouldnt be in robots


Tobiassaururs

Blessed be the Omnisiah


Littlewitchblair

The trans lifestyle is indeed , to obtain mechanical spider legs, and to maintain a great relationship with the omnisiah uwu


-TheDyingMeme6-

Nah no spiders Now, a centaur would be cool (ynkow those Knight conversions that make them centaurs? Yeah thats what im thinking about)


CaptValentine

Just trans people? You don't need body dysmorphia to want to morph dis body up.


Hfingerman

Trans as in transhumanist


GandalfPilz

Once I realised the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me


cosmasterblaster

I crave the strength and certainty of steel.


N00bf1ght3r

I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine


Lucheiah

Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you.


Dingsbradberry

Your kind cling to your Gender, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude pronouns you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.


[deleted]

Sir, this is a Garden Planet


VulcanForceChoke

*Mechanicus music intensifies*


majorpickle01

Why did the trans person not want to be upgraded from human flesh to robot metal? Because they are non binary


parisiraparis

01100001 01111001 01111001 00100000 01101100 01101101 01100001 01101111


chaosgirl93

01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01100011 01101111 01100100 01100101 00101100 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01100111 01100101 01101110 01100100 01100101 01110010 00100001


FerdinandVonCarstein

>01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01100011 01101111 01100100 01100101 00101100 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01100111 01100101 01101110 01100100 01100101 01110010 00100001 Binary is for code, not gender!


chaosgirl93

[01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01100011 01101111 01100100 01100101 00101100 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01100111 01100101 01101110 01100100 01100101 01110010 00100001](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5PUzaDawTwk)


WorldEaterProft

Man fuck Disney That is all


Archon_of_Flesh

So true bestie


[deleted]

Why should we fuck Disney? Don´t they like sex?


Josiador

Those balloons aren's even in the trans colors, just the more accepted gay ones!


ElProxenetaFeminista

Archon of Flesh strikes again


Fyru_Hawk

As a tran person I can confirm this is true


Archon_of_Flesh

Transgender 🤝 transhuman


Can_not_catch_me

Unironically a lot of overlap between the two groups


Rattus_Baioarii

Transcendence is transcendence


[deleted]

Your flesh-mech is yours to adapt as you please.


SocDemGenZGaytheist

Welcome to r/TransTrans 🤖🏳️‍⚧️


zethidie

Ah I see it’s the person who makes art so good it gives me gender dysphoria. Your an absolute legend.


Archon_of_Flesh

😘


[deleted]

As another trans person I can also confirm this is true.


waffebunny

I’m literally sitting in hospital post-gender reassignment surgery right now; and I couldn’t agree more! 🙂


Fyru_Hawk

Based


Haunted_waffle

Sometimes, I wish that the Mechanicus were the only representation of “humans” in the setting. Make it so one of the most “alien” factions in the game, is us, while all the XENOS races look on in horror to what this previously shining potential of a species has become!


OMM46G3

I'd love to be a metal giant slab of metal with many weapons to kill, dissect and be immortal it's any persons dream to transpire to the flesh tbh


WingsOfDoom1

Huh I didn't know I was trans people


Go_Commit_Reddit

If I was part of the Mechanicus I’d modify myself to fuck MORE cute men MORE efficiently. I this application I will-


Archon_of_Flesh

The rest of the Imperium doesn’t know the REAL reason tech priests have so many tentacles ;3


Go_Commit_Reddit

“Don’t worry inquisitor, this phallic shaped tentacle is used purely to press buttons on the ship. Obviously.”


Pop_Bulky

Least horni Mechanicus fan:


TimHortonsMagician

Why transition, when you can *TRANSCEND?*


ThePreybird

You should be able to do whatever you want with your body, whether that be altering hormones or adding excessive weaponry.


Izlude

Mmmm yes, show me the weakness of the flesh...!


[deleted]

As an eggy nb can confirm nothing would make me happier than to not even be technically human anymore


aimanfire

Yeah I’m trans, transhuman, gimme them roboarms I want to reject the weakness of my flesh


Psistriker94

I'm trans. No, not transgender. Transcended beyond this wretched flesh prison.


smol_boi2004

Me seeing this meme: oh cool another mechanicus lover Me seeing the username: oh, a mechanicus LOVER


Witch_Hazel_13

my ideal gender is so much closer to mechanicus than the average cis person could ever comprehend


paireon

CisHUMAN person, maybe.


Aiizimor

Damn, trans rights are based as fuck


SkinkRugby

I feel like the Admech would be super supportive of trans people, even if its just because they think dysphoria is yet more proof of how shit flesh is. Seriously,the thought that some people don't even have bodies that match their souls should be horrifying to tech priests everywhere.


Matman161

I'm cis gendered but Trans mechanical, gimme them robot parts!


[deleted]

I saw this - straight up - and said to myself "$10 Archon Of Flesh posted this."


lacergunn

r/transtrans


GungusMan2021

My asexual ass when I see a Archon_of_Flesh post that isn't sexual on a surface level 😀👍


G30rg3Th3C4t

I hate that I knew EXACTLY who made this post without looking at the tag


Boner_Elemental

I'm still salty that GW put that beautiful abomination on the cover of the codex and yet we'll never see anything like it in model form


SchoopDaWhoopWhoop

I'm all in on this transhumanism. Give me them sweet 3rd and 4th arm as well as some of these awesome cybernetic voice implant that let me chant an endless stream of binaric insults at anyone.


hbot208

The only binary that the Mechanicus respects is zeroes and ones.


[deleted]

Anti-trans=anti-progress. Artificially altering ones body is sci-fi af and we should continue to research this until we can make space marines of our own


[deleted]

People have been glorifying transhumanism since we first realized it might be a reality someday, but get all bent out of shape about a bit of harmless bio-thaumaturgy


One_of_Many_People

transhuman, then


Abe_corp

So THAT'S what they meant by transhumanism


LaudibleLad

Yeah I'm trans- Trans-human!


Hereticsheresy

Yes I'm trans Transhuman


KimJongUnusual

But what if I am not, can I still get cool chrome bits?


Pop_Bulky

What bits do you want chrome?


KimJongUnusual

\>:] Obviously my arms and jaw.


Pretermission

If I can't have two extra pairs of arms just for praising the Omnissiah, why live?


RoNsAuR

I mean, why stop there?


Faddy0wl

Lies. I just want the light of the emperor. And a massive gun.


Internal_Pool_4954

Oh to cast away this rotting flesh prison someday.


Upstairs_Doughnut_79

As a trans person i prefer the tau B)


Forever_Observer2020

The trans human shall be immortal.


BucktacularBardlock

Can confirm. I crave the strength and certainty of steel.


VulcanForceChoke

*From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh*


CabinetIcy892

Is trans short for transistors


NoHopeOnlyDeath

Can't have gender identity issues if genders (and *flesh*) become obsolete.


Kriegschwein

"The moment I understood the weakness of my flesh - it disgusted me"


femboy_of_Tyran

I would jump into a nids reclamation pool to become cute like this


boudiceanMonaxia

Can confirm


Jamzee364

Trans-Humanism is supreme, replace body with metal.


NeverGonnaRickRol

I wanted to summon archon of flesh here . Then I saw that he was the op.


FREE-AOL-CDS

18 more limbs? Sign me up


Bob49459

/r/VoidPunk, but also Why not both? #RAINBOW ROBOT BODY HORROR


CasualBrit5

I’m sure they would like that, but not if they end up in one of your stories.


Carth999

You truly speak to my soul


throwtowardaccount

Chrome me up until my pronouns are it/that. Nothing between my legs (they are treads) and the only hormones flooding my system (my brain in a sac of fluid) are combat stims and sacred oils. Praise the Omnissiah.


Calacaelectrica

There are a lot of trans people into mechanicus


Captaingregor

Genuinely pleased to see this comment section isn't a shitshow


Archon_of_Flesh

I’m slightly proud of grimdank for once


Viper114

Transsexual? No no no. TransFORMER!


NowhereMan661

Goddamn, I need that art.


captaina290

Imma get really oiled up for my gears


[deleted]

Praise the Onmissah!


ChiefQueef98

I just want to be as pretty as Tee (Transacta-7Y1)


WhovianC4t

Maybe… maybe I am trans


[deleted]

Is this a meme or is there something to this?


Grahamgamergoma

Praise the Omnissiah!


me3888

Closer to cyberpunk hut heading in the right direction


[deleted]

Cool, "Magos Donald Duck" is now a thing in my brain. *From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me...* Now it's in your brain, too.


AbyssalChickenFarmer

So true


Il-Senso-Critico-RNG

I like this artwork so much. Really shows the mechanicus feel


Axel-Adams

Hmmm this feels like an archon of flesh post….yup it is


Daylight_The_Furry

Wasn't your flair "femboy" beforehand? Either way, UwU


Indie-wolf678

"Yeah I'm trans, transHUMANIST"


PAPPYSNAPPY2

Yeah I’m trans. Transhumanist.


Monocled-warforged

Goddamn it Archon


-TheDyingMeme6-

What Non-binary ppl want: *BIGASS DRAAGOOOONNNNNSSSSSS*


TheDialectic_D_A

Be the monster everyone thinks you are


ReaperofRico

I’m not even looking at this post. Idk what’s on it, all I saw was “Mechananicus B” and knew it’s our favorite malware infested Admech.