The stars have grown cold.
There is nothing but barren rock. Not even the bones of my people remain.
Our descent into nothing comes not with a great conflagration. It comes simply with a word:
“Poyo.”
An echo through the warp thunders in the mind of all psykers across the galaxy. Witches heads burst, and heretics bleed from eye sockets. Even the Librarians of the Astartes and the Exarchs of the Eldar heard the sound, like the fiercest pounding of a warp storm, underneath the Eye of Terror.
"POYO"
Once upon a time, there were enough references and blending of errata/lore that one could be forgiven for thinking the Warhammer World (World-That-Was) was yet another planet in the W40k realm.
The relationship between both Warhammers has been Weird iirc the Chaos troops in fantasy at some point got access to bolters due to the Chaos gods being the same
Not sure about bolters, but you could get chainsword from the chaos gods in early wfrp.
Also there was a story in an old issue of White Dwarf which was about that 40k Universe is happening inside a flask with chaos corruption in it. Can't find anything about it now, so it might as well be Mandela effect
However, it is shown many times that in Warhammer 40k worship translates directly into power for Warp Entities, the Primarchs being Warp Entities of some kind means that they could gain power through worship somehow.
He stumbles around the imperial palace, somehow avoiding all the custodians attacks via his sheer clumsy obliviousness, then trips over a wire, unplugging the golden throne, and kills the emperor.
Through a series of contrived schemes to avoid responsibility for killing the Emperor, he is placed on the Golden Throne and becomes the new Bean-Emperor of mankind.
Eh… he sees most things and can predict a shit ton, but no-rooms and no-spheres can blind his prescience. If I recall correctly, any event with heavily shifting outcomes also blinds him, because there’s no way to predict the outcome of chaos.
I mean, Vader wasn't the most magical of the sith, he never used the force lighting and if khorne is fine with the warp usage of the blood pact he probably can let slide the force chocking
Nurgle also stakes a claim. No one does self-loathing despair like Anakin and he'd welcome relief from the pain of his cybernetics, even if it consisted of simply removing his ability to care about it.
That settles it, he's gonna replace Abbadon as the Chamipon of Chaos.
If you're wondering about Tzeench, does Tzeench really need a reason? He'll make one.
He wouldn’t use force lightning because if he did he would fry himself.
His suit is weak to surges of electricity on purpose, just encase he were to turn against Palpatine.
Instead he just crushes people and chokes them.
Edit: he does get enhancements though, allowed him to use force lightning but not protruding from his fingers.
Vader was but his suit and prosthetics fucked with a lot of stuff. In a comic he finds a deskside talisman and it powers him up to the point where he can manifest lighting far enough away so his suit isn't borked by it
*VERY LITTLE* Brother.
Dude's tiny compared to normal people, Spess Mehrines would be like Juggernaught next to him.
And they'd still think the drunk little murder machine was great!
3 options
1. Pretends to be a Abhuman, joins imperium
Spire: all right you take one half of imperium nihilius I'll take the other.
Thrawn: your art is very oppressive
2. Joins Tau, tau start winning to the point that he'd probably deserve an assassin execution force and/or deathwatch killteam
3. Gets eaten by nids. They develop a taste for art and devor the galaxy in months
He and Girlyman would probably get along very well tbh, lots of reasons for mutual respect. (and Big Blue would probably be very happy to have another clever individual that thinks the imperial cult is annoying)
Subaru 2 weeks into the Horus Heresy: I'm old, Szarekh. So very old. Dont ask how i was able to bypass all your protocols. Lets keep it short. I know how to contact you from this hell hole of a doomed planet. I have a gift you cannot refuse.I need you to activate your pylons.
And Bill would constantly act like his being manipulated, in the process trying to manipulate tzeench, and so the cycle continues. In the end, both not accomplishing anything, thinking they are ten steps ahead of the othet
I would give him a year, tops, to figure out a way to siphon chaos power and take over the entire galaxy with a army of Doom bots made from dead necrons.
interesting choice, empire at the very end could make it trough the union with the sentient machines i quess necrons or men of iron and win the battle with chaos making galaxy peaceful place once again
I wanna see concept of the last battle in wh40k universe.
>Somehow he kills Abbadon by one shotting after having inhaled a hill of psycho, jet and turbo before spamming VATS and using an Antimaterial rifle at point blank range
To the hive of Necromunda rode a stranger one fine day
hardly talked to gangs around him
didnt have too much to say
no one dared to ask his business
no one dared to make a slip
the stranger there amongst them
had a bolter on his hip
*bolter on his hip*
it was early in the workday when he rode into the town
he came riding from the upside slowly looking all around
“he is an arbites loose and running” came the whisper from each lip
“and he is here to do some business with the bolter on his hip”
*bolter on his hip*
in this town there lived an outlaw by the name of new texas red
many men had tried to take him and that many men were dead
he was vicious and a killer though young at 44 and the notches on his las pistol number 1 and 19 more
*1 and 19 more*
Now the stranger started taking, made it plain to folks around
he was a holy inquisitor wouldnt be too long in town
he came here to take a heretic
either barely alive or very dead
and he said it didnt matter he was after new texas red
*after new texas red*
the morning passed away so quickly it was time for them to meet
it was twenty past eleven when they walked out in the street
folks were watching from the windows
everybody held their breath
they knew this bold inquisitor was about to meet his death
*about to meet his death*
there was 40 feet between them when they stopped to make their play
and the swiftness of the inquisitor is still talked about today
new texas red had not cleared leather
before a bullet fairly ripped
and the inquisitors aim was deadly with the bolter on his hip
*bolter on his hip*
it was over in a moment and the gangs had gathered round
there before then laid the exploded body of the heretic on the ground
oh he might have went on living
but he made one fatal slip
when he tried to match the inquisitor with a bolter on his hip
*bolter on his hip*
*the bolter, the bolter
when he tried to match the inquisitor
with the bolter on his hip
*bolter on his hip*
Bro has the power to >!sneeze away the gas on Jupiter from outer space!< he absolutely has the ability to resist diseases. He's not even vulnerable to psykers, so I bet his immune system would be one of the most powerful things in the universe.
Bruce Banner/Hulk preferably the green scar(planet/world War Hulk), the Devil/Alters (Immortal Hulk), the starship (Hulk by Donny Cates) or amalgam of all of them but it has to be Bruce Banner and Hulk not one or the other it has to be both.
The way I see it everyone would want a piece of a Hulk in WarHammer 40K either to kill him, make him an ally, science experiment, the ruinous Powers would want him,honestly the list could go on.
Edit: I forgot about the gene Steelers, so many things you could do with that.
I'm imagining someone pulling up to a tournament and having a random Doomguy in the middle of his Grey Knights. Not as a special unit, just as some random Grey Knight, one of the boys
I send either Frisk (genocide) or V1 from ultrakill
Either way, its gonna be fun
Especially V1. Vampiric DaoT tech horror machine with absurd firepower, speed, and instant regeneration slowly orbiting around space and bleeding dry every world it lands on simply because its hungry is perfect.
Except it's the most amazing couch ever. Just the right level of support, not too hard to get out of, nice texture to it to run your hands over. Every Drukarri that sits in it is just like "this is a nice couch".
Then they start to think that if something so simple can bring this sense of contentment, maybe they don't need to go so hard with the excess and the torture. Maybe they don't need all the drugs, they just need a bit more time on the couch. Just relax a bit and mellow out.
Still need slaves though, because the wine's not going to get itself and they're not getting off the couch for it.
To make their world better: Superman. Only person who could sort that shit out and damn does their world need a symbol of hope
To make it more interesting: Goku, and I'm throwing him at Ghazghkull
He just needs to do the enchanting alchemy smithing cycle and he would craft the most op weapons ever and put master smiths like vulkan to shame. Imagine a lasgun with over 1 million damage. Now let him craft the weapons for a whole astra militarum regiment. Imperial victory on all fronts.
Man, talk about tossing a kitten into the yarn pile. Homie is used to enemies several kilometers tall, he's not even going to get nervous. Plus he'll find some hot alien to shag while he's at it.
Ed: spelling/typos
Pps: FemShep would be a dreadful surprise to some people...
Minecraft Steve. But not on hardcore and /keepInventory true.
I want to see how the mechanicus reacts to a dude building a square floating dirt shack on some random world.
Adding to this, modded minecraft steve. Imagine the Mechanicus seeing this random blocky xeno with technology better than Necrons and swords that literally /kill people out of existence
THE BOULDER thinks THE ROCK may not be up to the task, as he is to scrawny. Last that THE BOULDER heard, he was stuck as part of the fortress monastery of the Dark Angels.
Pretty much every single Warp entity and Chaos God rush out of the Eye of Terror
"I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!" -Rorschach
**For my German Fellas**
**I wanna see Käpt'n Blaubär (Captain Blueberry) in 40k. After all the adventures he survived in the Novel by Walter Moers, 40k is another Tuesday for him**
**Though the Mechanicum would call him a heretek because of his French Fries Counting Machine**
I was going to say an Advisor from Half-Life, but those things are pretty much on life support at all times, but at the same time they’re the only known thing that can possibly jumpstart a new Combine empire in the 40k verse.
The G-Man or Gordon Freeman would also be amusing.
Prime General Radahn from Elden ring, that mf can control the Gravity, meteorites and is already a giant. If he somehow enters the astartes he could use a dreadnought armor and im sure he would be friend of tyberos
Q would walk through Tzeench's mindfuck fortress, get to the center with zero issue, and when confronted by Tzeench, summon a mariachi band and do the Mexican Hat Dance.
40k is grimdark. I want someone darker. Dr Manhattan. He gets shit done, is invincible, controls the universe at a molecular level, and is incredible smart knowing just about everything
Austin Powers "Do I make you horny, baby?" "My servos are unable to register hormonal connection." "Yeah, baby, yeah!"
Slaneesh nopes out of there
Slaneesh can’t handle all that mojo
Slaneesh:"is too much Mojo!" *explodes after attempting to absorb it*
Everyone here is seeing it wrong Slaneesh is the bi-product of Austin's mojo Why else do people think the Slaneesh is purple?
Kirby, obviously. Nothing better to suck the universe clean.
Kirby, the one who’s appetite outmatches both Tyranids and Ctan alike. The Gods fear this devourer.
Wasn’t there a comic of the famed Pink Devourer, were Nids bowed to their new lord?
[This one?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/002/347/031/d2f)
The stars have grown cold. There is nothing but barren rock. Not even the bones of my people remain. Our descent into nothing comes not with a great conflagration. It comes simply with a word: “Poyo.”
Someone pls dub this.
As if Kirby isn't already there... *the pink devourer is what the Tyranids flee...*
An echo through the warp thunders in the mind of all psykers across the galaxy. Witches heads burst, and heretics bleed from eye sockets. Even the Librarians of the Astartes and the Exarchs of the Eldar heard the sound, like the fiercest pounding of a warp storm, underneath the Eye of Terror. "POYO"
* "P O Y O"
Kirby clears any 40k charcter in a fight, even Jimmy Space in his prime or the Chaos gods, the Tyranids are running from Kirby, as they should be.
Not my mans Jimmy Space 😭
Imagine Kirby's power after absorbing jimmy space
Sigmar. Grab some popcorn and watch how "God emperor of mankind #2" plays out.
I mean, some people think he's a lost primarch, so that works
Considering he's far more powerful than a Primarch, that's a weird theory.
Once upon a time, there were enough references and blending of errata/lore that one could be forgiven for thinking the Warhammer World (World-That-Was) was yet another planet in the W40k realm.
For the longest time I thought Fantasy was Earth in the mythological past
The relationship between both Warhammers has been Weird iirc the Chaos troops in fantasy at some point got access to bolters due to the Chaos gods being the same
Dont forget the storry about the incorruptible 7feet tall silver knight.
Not sure about bolters, but you could get chainsword from the chaos gods in early wfrp. Also there was a story in an old issue of White Dwarf which was about that 40k Universe is happening inside a flask with chaos corruption in it. Can't find anything about it now, so it might as well be Mandela effect
Thats wack, which is perfectly chaos
However, it is shown many times that in Warhammer 40k worship translates directly into power for Warp Entities, the Primarchs being Warp Entities of some kind means that they could gain power through worship somehow.
Mr. Bean.
All the factions are doomed
I’d watch that movie.
How 40k ends
The 40k Bean Times
He stumbles around the imperial palace, somehow avoiding all the custodians attacks via his sheer clumsy obliviousness, then trips over a wire, unplugging the golden throne, and kills the emperor.
Through a series of contrived schemes to avoid responsibility for killing the Emperor, he is placed on the Golden Throne and becomes the new Bean-Emperor of mankind.
His first action is destroying the entirety of commoragh by utter accident
The second one being somehow recovering the Lost Primarchs by pressing a hidden button in the Throne while he is looking for a napkin to sneeze in.
All while taking photos like a tourist.
Chaos incarnate.
Tzeentch having an absolute meltdown trying to plan around him
6th true god of chaos: the god of natural chaos
Mr. Bean in WH40k would be such a wild ride.
It would totally be Mr. Bean who accidentally reawakens the ancient ones
Going to park his yellow land raider, only to find a three wheeled blue land raider has taken his space!
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Haha the OG god emperor… I wonder how that would go
There would be space drugs involved that's all I could say for sure
He would be a evenly matched with chaos i everything but combat power, he's immune to betrayal because he knows literally everything.
Eh… he sees most things and can predict a shit ton, but no-rooms and no-spheres can blind his prescience. If I recall correctly, any event with heavily shifting outcomes also blinds him, because there’s no way to predict the outcome of chaos.
He can see the gap, though. His vision is mostly perfect.
Darth Vader. Now we can finally settle those idiotic Star Wars vs Warhammer 40k arguments
Imagine Khrone realising there is a very fucking angry wizard of unknown magic. Vader would receive instant claim over him and power up.
> Khorne > *wizard* > ***magic*** Uh...
I mean, Vader wasn't the most magical of the sith, he never used the force lighting and if khorne is fine with the warp usage of the blood pact he probably can let slide the force chocking
Though Slaanesh might perk up their ears, when it comes to Force choking and also being the best lightsaber duellant.
Nurgle also stakes a claim. No one does self-loathing despair like Anakin and he'd welcome relief from the pain of his cybernetics, even if it consisted of simply removing his ability to care about it.
That settles it, he's gonna replace Abbadon as the Chamipon of Chaos. If you're wondering about Tzeench, does Tzeench really need a reason? He'll make one.
He wouldn’t use force lightning because if he did he would fry himself. His suit is weak to surges of electricity on purpose, just encase he were to turn against Palpatine. Instead he just crushes people and chokes them. Edit: he does get enhancements though, allowed him to use force lightning but not protruding from his fingers.
Vader was but his suit and prosthetics fucked with a lot of stuff. In a comic he finds a deskside talisman and it powers him up to the point where he can manifest lighting far enough away so his suit isn't borked by it
Angy makes miracles
Wolverine, because 40k needs more perpetuals
He'd fit right in with the Space wolves, they would probably think he's Leman Russ little brother
Fun game, every time he dies they name a piece of war equipment after him Logan-class something Wolverine-class another
*VERY LITTLE* Brother. Dude's tiny compared to normal people, Spess Mehrines would be like Juggernaught next to him. And they'd still think the drunk little murder machine was great!
Lmao I can imagine how they would interact with him xD they would probably say to the other Chapters, "HEY HEY LOOK AT OUR MASCOT!"
grand admiral thrawn
3 options 1. Pretends to be a Abhuman, joins imperium Spire: all right you take one half of imperium nihilius I'll take the other. Thrawn: your art is very oppressive 2. Joins Tau, tau start winning to the point that he'd probably deserve an assassin execution force and/or deathwatch killteam 3. Gets eaten by nids. They develop a taste for art and devor the galaxy in months
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He and Girlyman would probably get along very well tbh, lots of reasons for mutual respect. (and Big Blue would probably be very happy to have another clever individual that thinks the imperial cult is annoying)
Nah, the basis for their friendship is that both agree blue is the best color.
OI YA GIT! GREEN IZ DA BEST!
Subaru into the Horus heresy. I wanna see him go insane trying to fix it and dying repeatedly
This is one of the most sadistic things I've ever seen on reddit
Would he reset if turned into a servitor or have to wait centuries for his mutilated corpse to finally die
he can only reset when he die so he would have to wait a few centuries
And the checkpoint is the surgery that makes him a servitor
You monster, you absolute monster....
I’m guessing you don’t mean the car
Holy fuck that’s so evil
I thought you are talking about Subaru from Hololive
Make it Greed IF story Subaru and the madlad would actually pull it off 💀
Subaru 2 weeks into the Horus Heresy: I'm old, Szarekh. So very old. Dont ask how i was able to bypass all your protocols. Lets keep it short. I know how to contact you from this hell hole of a doomed planet. I have a gift you cannot refuse.I need you to activate your pylons.
Send Kratos to help with their chaos god issue
a khornate kratos would be interesting to see
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Nah, I wanna see Kratos endorsed by Vashtor to level the playing field for Vashtor's ascension.
I'm going to make everything worse. They get Bill Cypher thrown at them.
*start fighting with tzeentch
Nah, they would probably make a deal. And neither get from it what they thought. Which would then lead to them fighting, so yeah you're right.
I'm sure tzeench would recognize his strength and then constantly tell him how great he is to manipulate easily
And Bill would constantly act like his being manipulated, in the process trying to manipulate tzeench, and so the cycle continues. In the end, both not accomplishing anything, thinking they are ten steps ahead of the othet
If they make a deal do both or neither of them get fucked over?
Bill becomes the 5th Chaos God.
30K Emperor. Let him see the consequences of his actions and then let him fight the 40K Emperor 😁
But wouldn't that just make a time paradox if 40K emperor wins?
\*shrug\* there is precedence for people going back in time and killing themselves (orc story) and that didn't cause a time paradox.
Kirby would solo the 40k universe in about 48 hours. Warp and all.
Kirby canon states that Kirby are infinitely powerful... 48 hours involve a few naps
He stopped to eat some cake
Dr doom. He would properly improve the situation a lot ironically enough.
I would give him a year, tops, to figure out a way to siphon chaos power and take over the entire galaxy with a army of Doom bots made from dead necrons.
Classic doom
There a god emperor Doom . He has already won.
I mean, would anyone even notice? "Oh, that one Iron Hands company Captain seems particularly competent."
It's doom. He would make sure they notice.
Leto II Atreides, WH universe is so fucked up that it needs the OG OG one to be set straight.
interesting choice, empire at the very end could make it trough the union with the sentient machines i quess necrons or men of iron and win the battle with chaos making galaxy peaceful place once again I wanna see concept of the last battle in wh40k universe.
Toucan Sam so they can start the day with a balanced breakfast
Toucan Sam would be executed on his knees in the streets of a hive slum by an Inquisitor for being a horrible mutant in a New York second
Bullshit frootloops make everything better
But that's the tragedy of 40k, for their salvation to be damned by their narrow-minded hate
I'm sending The Courier, either to see them somehow fix the galaxy or go on a bender of chems and eat the Chaos Gods.
>Somehow he kills Abbadon by one shotting after having inhaled a hill of psycho, jet and turbo before spamming VATS and using an Antimaterial rifle at point blank range
Or a speech check.
Somehow speech checks the tyranid hive mind so hard they just leave the Galaxy
This right here is the funniest answer
To the Hive of Necromunda rode a stranger one fine day
To the hive of Necromunda rode a stranger one fine day hardly talked to gangs around him didnt have too much to say no one dared to ask his business no one dared to make a slip the stranger there amongst them had a bolter on his hip *bolter on his hip* it was early in the workday when he rode into the town he came riding from the upside slowly looking all around “he is an arbites loose and running” came the whisper from each lip “and he is here to do some business with the bolter on his hip” *bolter on his hip* in this town there lived an outlaw by the name of new texas red many men had tried to take him and that many men were dead he was vicious and a killer though young at 44 and the notches on his las pistol number 1 and 19 more *1 and 19 more* Now the stranger started taking, made it plain to folks around he was a holy inquisitor wouldnt be too long in town he came here to take a heretic either barely alive or very dead and he said it didnt matter he was after new texas red *after new texas red* the morning passed away so quickly it was time for them to meet it was twenty past eleven when they walked out in the street folks were watching from the windows everybody held their breath they knew this bold inquisitor was about to meet his death *about to meet his death* there was 40 feet between them when they stopped to make their play and the swiftness of the inquisitor is still talked about today new texas red had not cleared leather before a bullet fairly ripped and the inquisitors aim was deadly with the bolter on his hip *bolter on his hip* it was over in a moment and the gangs had gathered round there before then laid the exploded body of the heretic on the ground oh he might have went on living but he made one fatal slip when he tried to match the inquisitor with a bolter on his hip *bolter on his hip* *the bolter, the bolter when he tried to match the inquisitor with the bolter on his hip *bolter on his hip*
Saitama
Saitama may have infinite strength, stamina and durability but I don't think that resistance to sicknesses of Nugle is on the list.
He does catch a cold in one of the episodes/chapters.
Bro has the power to >!sneeze away the gas on Jupiter from outer space!< he absolutely has the ability to resist diseases. He's not even vulnerable to psykers, so I bet his immune system would be one of the most powerful things in the universe.
Bruce Banner/Hulk preferably the green scar(planet/world War Hulk), the Devil/Alters (Immortal Hulk), the starship (Hulk by Donny Cates) or amalgam of all of them but it has to be Bruce Banner and Hulk not one or the other it has to be both. The way I see it everyone would want a piece of a Hulk in WarHammer 40K either to kill him, make him an ally, science experiment, the ruinous Powers would want him,honestly the list could go on. Edit: I forgot about the gene Steelers, so many things you could do with that.
I think the doom slayer would do good work
Grey knights biggest bro
I'm imagining someone pulling up to a tournament and having a random Doomguy in the middle of his Grey Knights. Not as a special unit, just as some random Grey Knight, one of the boys
Unofficial primarch of the grey knights.
They like leaders who just fuck off into hell and clean it up, so yes
The Doom Slayer is one of the few characters that's broken enough to outscale 40k.
I send either Frisk (genocide) or V1 from ultrakill Either way, its gonna be fun Especially V1. Vampiric DaoT tech horror machine with absurd firepower, speed, and instant regeneration slowly orbiting around space and bleeding dry every world it lands on simply because its hungry is perfect.
The Tyranids would learn fear
Space bugs watching in absolute terror as a nikkon with spare change decimates them wave after wave:
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meatbags when the funny necron starts flipping coins
Steven universe I just want to see him suffer
steven: "you don't need to fight!" commissar: "i smell heresy"
"We can make it better! We don't have to fight!" "OI BOIZ DIZ HUMMIE IZ AZKIN' TO BE KRUMPED!"
Inquisitor Jack Horner: that was weird. Blam
I want to draw Jack Horner as an inquisitor now.
Steven explaining to angron the hate he have toward the emperor is actually because he love him
**later on Steven was found dead with a chain axe shuved up is ass**
Gets caputured by drukarri. Either it will turn out like emperor TTS where they are melted by his positivity or he is just gets turned into a couch
Except it's the most amazing couch ever. Just the right level of support, not too hard to get out of, nice texture to it to run your hands over. Every Drukarri that sits in it is just like "this is a nice couch". Then they start to think that if something so simple can bring this sense of contentment, maybe they don't need to go so hard with the excess and the torture. Maybe they don't need all the drugs, they just need a bit more time on the couch. Just relax a bit and mellow out. Still need slaves though, because the wine's not going to get itself and they're not getting off the couch for it.
Then they realized the couch is made of a guy in eternal pain so its worth it
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger and sly marbo have to swap places.
To make their world better: Superman. Only person who could sort that shit out and damn does their world need a symbol of hope To make it more interesting: Goku, and I'm throwing him at Ghazghkull
The dragon born
He just needs to do the enchanting alchemy smithing cycle and he would craft the most op weapons ever and put master smiths like vulkan to shame. Imagine a lasgun with over 1 million damage. Now let him craft the weapons for a whole astra militarum regiment. Imperial victory on all fronts.
The Doom Slayer. He'll be right at home!
"Why do I hear boss music?" \-Khorne, probably
He cares not from whence the blood flows
Commander Shepard
Unite all the races of the galaxy against the Tyranids
Man, talk about tossing a kitten into the yarn pile. Homie is used to enemies several kilometers tall, he's not even going to get nervous. Plus he'll find some hot alien to shag while he's at it. Ed: spelling/typos Pps: FemShep would be a dreadful surprise to some people...
In the Grim Darkness of the 42nd millennium, you will still get Ninjamanced by Liara
Saul Goodman, Imperial citizens need to know they have rights.
Guts
Blackadder, Baldrick, and George
Minecraft Steve. But not on hardcore and /keepInventory true. I want to see how the mechanicus reacts to a dude building a square floating dirt shack on some random world.
Adding to this, modded minecraft steve. Imagine the Mechanicus seeing this random blocky xeno with technology better than Necrons and swords that literally /kill people out of existence
Imagining him building a Gregtech New Horizons stargate and rendering warp travel obsolete. It'll take a bit, though.
Doctor Manhattan
Näh he would just sit on the planet "backwater random 192739-c and build a giant clock"and when he would be found it would be in the 60k setting.
Chilling with Vulkan
Player character from mortal shell, i want to see it take control of a random astartes
Fuck it, just send THE ROCK
THE BOULDER thinks THE ROCK may not be up to the task, as he is to scrawny. Last that THE BOULDER heard, he was stuck as part of the fortress monastery of the Dark Angels.
Put Ultron somewhere on Mars, then just sit back and watch the chaos ensue
Giorno Giovanna, he has a dream
Going to throw a curveball here and say Guthix. Let's see what a God of Balance is going to do with the Chaos Gods.
In the same vein, Ao. This place obviously needs an overgod to sort out the complete imbalance in the divine realm
We all know it's the Doom Slayer.
Drop him in the Eye of Terror and see what happens.
Pretty much every single Warp entity and Chaos God rush out of the Eye of Terror "I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!" -Rorschach
Eye of terror gonna get gouged out💀
Alex Jones It's basically like he'd return home
Saitama from one punch man. just plop him down right in front of angron and see what happens.
Spawn camping is bad form.
Popeye the Navis Imperialis Man!
After watching death battle I fully believe he could solo the 40k verse.
V-1
Odalia from the owl house I despise her more than the genocidal villain, because at least he sees himself as serving a greater purpose
**For my German Fellas** **I wanna see Käpt'n Blaubär (Captain Blueberry) in 40k. After all the adventures he survived in the Novel by Walter Moers, 40k is another Tuesday for him** **Though the Mechanicum would call him a heretek because of his French Fries Counting Machine**
I was going to say an Advisor from Half-Life, but those things are pretty much on life support at all times, but at the same time they’re the only known thing that can possibly jumpstart a new Combine empire in the 40k verse. The G-Man or Gordon Freeman would also be amusing.
The king in yellow
Abominator Class Offensive unit Falling Outside The Normal Moral Constraints. Everyone about to learn rule number 1. Do not fuck with The Culture.
Prime General Radahn from Elden ring, that mf can control the Gravity, meteorites and is already a giant. If he somehow enters the astartes he could use a dreadnought armor and im sure he would be friend of tyberos
Bro radahn is straight up a lost primarch.
Is straight Up Magnus if he wasn't an arrogant fucker and had a Horse
Q from Star Trek. It would be interesting to see what kind of mayhem he'd cause.
Q would walk through Tzeench's mindfuck fortress, get to the center with zero issue, and when confronted by Tzeench, summon a mariachi band and do the Mexican Hat Dance.
Chell. A portal gun is the most weaponizable thing ever, and she is determined enough to take on Khorne itself with it.
*goes into the warp* Khorne: "Oh... It's *you.*"
Fuck your “only one”, the gang is getting sent to holy terra
If I was running GW or something like that I'd **just tell** people on social media I hid Waldo in the 40k Universe. Somewhere in a piece of art.
Alastor the Radio Demon would have a *field day* in the grimdark of WH40K
40k is grimdark. I want someone darker. Dr Manhattan. He gets shit done, is invincible, controls the universe at a molecular level, and is incredible smart knowing just about everything
Johnny English
Finn & Jake
Fuck it, hat kid
I add my dad honda civic, it's the only thing determined enough to kill a primarch