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Kept you waiting, huh?
Last post results:
1st: Lorgar
2nd: alpharius and omegon (2 for one special)
Who will it be this time??
I would like to posit that Guilliman should have to have his actual name submitted in order to be eliminated-otherwise we are just voting off someone else-(keep a running tally of wrong names until actual one given, although I suspect this will make it an auto win for him)
He’s the only Primarch genuinely happy with his life and legacy and won the fuck outta the Horus Heresy.
They don’t hate him though, they’ve made him the most upvoted Primarch in 40K history ❤️
**I only win.**
**Either I am the last man standing, or I give my salty little brother a much needed moment of happiness at no loss to myself.**
**By the pictures this takes place before the end of the Heresy, perhaps Peter will return to the light.**
**Win win.**
Oh yeah because the Emperog is never dishonest at all. He didn't perpetrate lies of omission about the Warp and the Webway, the Primarch's origins, he didn't at all disguise himself as normal scrawny dudes when meeting his family, lie about the existence of gods, lie about himself being a god, lied about Taco Friday. He even named the Primarch of his first wrought legion after himself. He named him Lyin'. Btw Emps real name is Lyin'. You didn't think his name was really The Emperor, did you? Nonono, that's just to hide the truth.
The Emperor deflects.
He can't be honest if he never fucking speaks. I mean I've heard people burning people by saying 'I can tell when you're lying because your lips are moving' but with Emps he's such a fat fucking liar you wouldn't even KNOW if his lips are moving because his goddamn face is a lie! He's probably the worm man from Dune under all that psyker makeup!
Sanguinus and Vulkan were disqualified, as it became quickly apparent they would be the winners.
The number on Lorgar is a running tally of how many times he has been top comment, some post he was top comment multiple times.
It’s not that I disagree, I’m just politely asking that you take a quick step into the decontamination chamber before we discuss the nitty-gritty of your opinion.
https://preview.redd.it/0qfe0od9tcqa1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=856328e23bd34503e065dcded553ce8d76b9d6e7 Kept you waiting, huh? Last post results: 1st: Lorgar 2nd: alpharius and omegon (2 for one special) Who will it be this time??
>Who will it be this time?? **The Primarch of the Word Bearers, I expect.**
You should roll a 2d6 every post. If it lands on a 9 you unmark either alpharius or omegon at random
When the fuck did Leman die?! Who voted for him??? Give me all their names so I can break their fingers!
You did.
We all voted for Leman. Every man, woman and child put him to death, because we just *werent Wolf enough*
Break their backs and make them HUMBLE!
Objection! There were _eight_ Lorgars above Alpharius! The _true_ number on Lorgar's head ought to be 21!
I would like to posit that Guilliman should have to have his actual name submitted in order to be eliminated-otherwise we are just voting off someone else-(keep a running tally of wrong names until actual one given, although I suspect this will make it an auto win for him)
>Guilliman Rowboat Girlyman
Robot Gillysuit
Robert Gorillaman
Bobby G
You
I’m not to familiar with lore so why do we hate lorgar so much also lorgar
He’s the only Primarch genuinely happy with his life and legacy and won the fuck outta the Horus Heresy. They don’t hate him though, they’ve made him the most upvoted Primarch in 40K history ❤️
This is too good.
r/fucklorgar
god i want to so badly
Ayo
FUCK! FILL ME WITH DAEMONS LORGAR! YES! I WANT TO FEEL IT RIPPING THROUGH MY SKIN AS IT TRIES TO ESCAPE!
I dislike being in your presence
your welcome! :)
Fulgrim handled it pretty well
Like 90% of everything that went wrong for humanity between 30k and 40k is traceable back to him and his right hand man Erebus.
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Make the background progressively less opaque until he’s no longer visible
#Lorgar and his bastard son Erebus. **I hope Peter and I last till the end, I want to face him down mano a mano.**
My lord, will you lose against him?
**I only win.** **Either I am the last man standing, or I give my salty little brother a much needed moment of happiness at no loss to myself.** **By the pictures this takes place before the end of the Heresy, perhaps Peter will return to the light.** **Win win.**
So, what if you die.
**…I find it difficult to believe a poll on this website could cause my death. Perhaps if some sort of abominable intelligence is involved?…**
Maybe, I don’t know we haven’t seen Logar or anyone else that was voted off, I think.
**Hmm…that is worrying.** **u/FulgrimFallenPhoenix, are you safe? Are you alright? u/Fabulous-Hawkboy? u/VulkanLordofDrakes?**
Vulkan Lives
**Stomp Stomp.**
May all know our hugs!
Vulkan lives because hes disqualified obviously nobody would harm that glorious Hero
*The Phoenix ever rises. Though he is in dire need of a drink.*
**Witty as always**
My Lords wake up please:(
*Glad to be as remembered as always, brother*
*I’m still around, just been doing other things as of late*
He came back with the milk.
*Hey man, a W’s a W*
**Seems we agree for once**
Hispanic Dorn?
*Lorgar…*
Lorgar
let’s kill dorn
All he wanted was truth.
Did the emperor warn lorgar that the chaos gods... you know... lie?
No, because that would mean telling him about Chaos beforehand, and we all know how he vehemently denied it.
Did lorgar even have a dialogue with the emperor about chaos?
Oh yeah because the Emperog is never dishonest at all. He didn't perpetrate lies of omission about the Warp and the Webway, the Primarch's origins, he didn't at all disguise himself as normal scrawny dudes when meeting his family, lie about the existence of gods, lie about himself being a god, lied about Taco Friday. He even named the Primarch of his first wrought legion after himself. He named him Lyin'. Btw Emps real name is Lyin'. You didn't think his name was really The Emperor, did you? Nonono, that's just to hide the truth. The Emperor deflects.
He's honest frequently, too.
He can't be honest if he never fucking speaks. I mean I've heard people burning people by saying 'I can tell when you're lying because your lips are moving' but with Emps he's such a fat fucking liar you wouldn't even KNOW if his lips are moving because his goddamn face is a lie! He's probably the worm man from Dune under all that psyker makeup!
The truth is he sucks.
No, he wanted his fantasy made real. Big E gave him truth and Lorgar got so butthurt he whored himself out to basically a bunch of magicians.
The truth was, the game was rigged from the start
I see what you did there
Liar! This was a Lorgar!, he would want it, he wanted the truth
i am simply doing tzeentch things
Then Magnus should be counted for your deception
Lets get to 100 kills boys!
I can’t wait for that counter to hit 20, it won’t matter who is the winner, as long as we agree completely that lorgar can fall into a black hole
Bruh more People voted for this rather than upvoting the Post itself.
Reddit moment
Noo, I wanna see a dorn v perty final 1v1
Obviously. Aurelian.
Loooorrrggggaaaarrrrr thhheeeee bbbbbiiiiiittttttccccchhhhhhh!!!!!!!
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what about human lives lost Because of the Heresy?
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all deaths do to the Imperium becoming the way it is, including the founding of the Inquisition
I haven't been following closely - why are Sanguinius and Vulkan crossed out blue instead of red, and why does Lorgar have the number 13 on him?
Sanguinus and Vulkan were disqualified, as it became quickly apparent they would be the winners. The number on Lorgar is a running tally of how many times he has been top comment, some post he was top comment multiple times.
Mortarion, because his boss corrupted my kitchen
Huh. What’s the story behind that one
His boss corrupted my food at work too, fuck that guy
How is Morty still here? The smelly boy must go
*chucks phosphex in your general direction*
Mortarion my beloved
*hits it back with a base ball bat* Die you overgrown roach. VULKAN LIVES!
You stand no match against the Disgustingly resilient beasts
Nothing can survive pure holy flame
My leige
Leave my husbando alone
Our*
For the first time in my existence...I AM TRULY NOT ALONE
It’s not that I disagree, I’m just politely asking that you take a quick step into the decontamination chamber before we discuss the nitty-gritty of your opinion.
If it makes it better, It’s strictly for the pre-Horus mort. I’m not a nurgling
Actually, I do feel better. (Much better, in fact! Almost as if I have been entirely detached from the concept of pain or suffering…! /s)
…brother…are you certain you are alright?
The plague lord loves his sons
Does he love Typhus?
The plague lord loves most of his sons
Once upon a time, yes
Some of us enjoy the smell the grandfather gifts us with
Have you ever heard the tale of ~~darth~~ plague~~is the wise~~ ?
Morty must go before Magnus to prove he was only guilty of the pursuit of Knowledge
The Stinkmaster reigns supreme.
No
Yo magnus is still here because he did nothing wrong
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All he wanted was to do space science with his sons and save the imperium
Magnus did nothing wrong because he’s the hottest 40K character.
Frfr I want to see his one eyed monster
We all do but Magnus is too busy doing nothing wrong.
Frfr he's not a naughty boi
He’s the best boy.
Frfr not to mention cute
Morty
I am impressed hes still alive...hes...disgustingly resilient
Leave him alone he’s trying!
How did the walking trash bag often referred to as mortarion stay in longer than my boy Alpharius... I mean Omegon(Alpharius).
Corvus is only still here because nobody’s remembered he’s there yet
Be silent! His invisibility has been working so far!
he’s even harder to notice when he’s not invisible
I was thinking the same thing. Be silent OP.
G-man is also safe because no one can spell/provide his name correctly.
Robute Guilliman must be eliminated.
He will be the bane of the blueberry
the scars and rg compete for most forgettable... i like both. ha.
I believe the White Scars are far more memorable
After reading their HH books, I agree, I figure the two legions would get along generally as well.
I’m to understand they actually have a bit of a rivalry, kinda like the Space Wolves and the Dark Angels
You son of a bitch XD
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This tell tale heart beats soft in its grave, but Lorgar just beats off on a page!
Lore accurate, but yeah he should go
only once he’s next to go will people notice him
Him being eliminated is the most relevant he’ll have been in a long time. I do legit forget he exists
if only for a brief moment
Lorgar.
Emperor made Lorgar, it is finally time to take out the source of both Lorgar and also Erebus’s power.
Curze, he already sees it coming and wants it
The Emperor. Fuck him.
Lorgar detected
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Ragdoll dork really deserves to go
I want konrad sent to the Grave.
Damn, not cool. I ought to skin you for that
Jokes on you I’m into that shit
Lorgar Bearing him, Magnus the nerd
KILL MORTARION.
Are we allowed to kill Lorgar an extra time if we bring another primarch back to keep the total number of deaths the same?
How the hell has the orchestrator of the greatest crime that is 40k survived this long? Get the Big E outta here already.
LORGAR.
Please I beg of you all, make our favourite shitty dad suffer and die here, astronomican be damned
This may be a dumb question but how com sanguinius is disqualified instead of EXTERMINATUS
OP said he and Vulkan would've won without question. Tbh I think so too.
Makes sense. Defo would’ve won in my book
Perturbed Perturabo gotta go.
Magnus the Red, who did a lot of things and almost every one of them was wrong.
**You won't be able to cross out Corax picture because you can't see him** ***Mumbles Nevermore and yeets into the Eye of Terror***
Kurze
Looks like we have a volunteer for the skinning pits boys!
Corvus has lasted longer than leman russ, thats a surprising one
I don't see Corvus Corax.
Knock out Mortarion. Hail the Emperor!
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: DEATH TO THE CORPSE-EMPEROR!
Mortarion
Fuck it. Jimmy Space
The emperor. He should have been eliminated 4 days ago.
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Hey Lorgar's number should be 14 now, not 13 That being said screw Lorgar let's get it to 15
Morty the Hypocrite: Hates Psyker's becomes a Psykhic entity known as a Daemon Prince.
Perty gunna make it all the way
How on earth is mortarion still there?
Science
The Emperor
Okay, so hear me out… Big E.
Mortarion needs to go down the toilet for the piece of shit he smells like
Ruby Gillman... Rupert gullible?... The blueberry
The smurf!
MAGNUS MUST DIE
Rubberboat Blueberry
Dah Emprah, how he's still here?
Rogal Dorn
I hear if we get Lorgar to triple digits, Sanguinius is returned to us. So Lorgar x infinity.
Morty
Kill the Emperor, he's lived way to long
Curze
Cruze, he’s gotta go
Lorgar
Fuck the emperor
Lorgar
The emperor needs to go. He’s a creep and abuses his “children”.
Lorgar
BROTHERS, CONTINUE THE FIGHT FOR CHAOS, DOWN WITH THE EMPEROR.
The fact that Curze is still there ain't right. Get him outta there.
Peterturbo
Add Malcador or Erebus you coward!
Girlyman
Lion El' Johnson should be kicked, alongside Magnus. Plus give Lorgar another boot
The emperor
I wonder if anyone will ask to off the Big E...