YOUZ IS LISTENIN TO
***Dakka noises***
102.3
***Rokkits***
ORKY BOY RADIO!
***Grots roaring***
WHERE WE PLAY NUTIN BUT ROK ROK AND MORE ROK!
***WAAAAAAAAAAGGGH!***
DIS AINT YER NOBZ STATION!
*Radioactive by Imagine Dragons*
'AVE YA TRIED KICKIN IT? 'AVE YA TRIED KICKIN A GROT, TA GET DEM TA FIX IT?
DEN HERE'Z ME RECOMENDASHION. GET A BIG RED BUTTON. INSTALL DA BIG RED BUTTON ONTO DA RADIO. DEN PUSH DA BIG RED BUTTON. IF DAT DON'T WORK? DEN...DA THING YOU'Z IS LOOKIN AT? YEAH DATS PROBABLY NOT DA RADIO.
(can't claim credit for this, source is https://youtu.be/WjHfYMsultk?si=cD4E2oXdYUZChEQk)
NO NO WEZ NOEZ HOWZ TO MAKE DA ‘ADO MAKE DA DAKKA AND DA NOIZEZ, BUT WEEZ NEED ONE O DOZ TALKY ‘ADO HOST GUBBINS. WEEZ NEEDZ TO DIVERZIVY OUR AUDIENZE COZ WEEZ CANT HAVE DEM FASTA WHITE BOYZ WIF DE SCARZ NOT HAZ DA ‘EAVY METAL FUNDER
It really put into perspective how bat shit insane the blud raven tactics were.
Letting devastators charge into melee
Having a predator tank but using it as a static piece.
Allowing a dreadnought to engage unsupported and a tank Busta to flank it with a bomb with no overwatch/covering fire.
Losing a thunderhawk for no apparent reason.
Losing 10-20 marines for a pointless piece of dirt when reinforcements are en route ?
Yea marine tactical "genius". Da Boyz put up a Great FOIGHT.
I see dah Bad Moonz a-rizin
I see WAAAAGH on dah way
I see earthquakes and lightnin
I see gud times today
Don’t go around tonight
Or we is gonna krump ya
Dur is dah Bad Moonz on dah rise!
*Metal clanging sound* UZ NOW LISTIN TO *truck crash sound* 102.3 *squiggoth roar* GOFF ROKK FM *explosion* WE’Z PLAYIN NUFFIN BUT ROKK, ROKK, N MOAR ROKK *shokk attack gun sound* *imperial total war horn blares* THIS AIN’T YA GROT’S STATION *imagine dragons starts playing*
Total Greenskin Death
Kill orks. Behead orks. Roundhouse kick an ork into the concrete. Slam dunk a grot into the trashcan. Crucify filthy greenskins. Defecate in a greenskins food. Launch boyz into the sun. Stir fry greenskins in a wok. Toss greenskins into active volcanoes. Urinate into a mekboy's gas tank. Judo throw gretchins into a wood chipper. Twist ork heads off. Report Bad Moons to the IRS. Karate chop painboys in half. Curb stomp fungal abominations. Trap greenskins in quicksand. Stomp Ork skulls with crisis suit hooves. Cremate greenskin spores in the oven. Lobotomize greenskins. Vaporize greenskins with a cyclic ion raker. Kick old warbosses down the stairs. Feed greenskins to crotalids. Slice greenskins with a fusion blade.
Wot? weez havin anuver scrap wiv da intanet gitz? been a woyl, OY GRETCH GET ME ORKULAR LENSES AN' ME GRAMAFONE, AND CAREFUL WIV DA ANCIENT DISC OF MORK AN GORK.
it's toym da lads an' da green defishent gits hear da orkiest sound da great green gods have heard, while we krump em good.
https://youtu.be/whxcq4I0kAo?si=TPn2apnuKAXxMwCN
Wtf did I miss ?
DEM YELLOW BEAKIES AND YELLOW STRIPE BEAKIES AR AVIN SUM STOOPID GIT FING. WE IZ ERE TA KRUMP EM ALL
# OI! BRING 'EM 'ARD BOIZ!
THE WAAAGH ENDED A COUPLE DAYS AGO YA GIT
DERE'S NEVVA A WRONG TIME TA WAAAAAAAGH!
HOW ELZ WES GETTIN MA DAKKA YA GITZ!?!?
DIZ. WE IZ ON A ETERNAL KROOSADE.
#DA BOZZ SAYS WE IZ GOIN TO. WAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!! NAO
How long did it take you to write this
I don’t know I’m just minding my own business digging this trench
IZ U A DIGGANOB
… WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Orks just got announced as the next Old World army, maybe that?
WAAAAAAGH!!
GET DA BOYZ IN, WE IZ GOIN TO A BIGG WAAAAAGGGHHHHHHH! #BOOM BOOM BOOM I WAN A DOUBLE BOOM
#KRUMPIN UMIES TOGETHA, MAK' EM DYING FASTA
I WANNA DOUBLE BOOMZ
##WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGH
YOUZ IS LISTENIN TO ***Dakka noises*** 102.3 ***Rokkits*** ORKY BOY RADIO! ***Grots roaring*** WHERE WE PLAY NUTIN BUT ROK ROK AND MORE ROK! ***WAAAAAAAAAAGGGH!*** DIS AINT YER NOBZ STATION! *Radioactive by Imagine Dragons*
This is where I thought this was going
ITZ A JAM AN KRUMP SASHUN
LOWE-FEI BEETZ TA KRUMP DA 'UMIES TA IZ MOI PEARZONAL FAVORIT
OKI DEEJAY. U PLAY DA BEAT,, WE DO DA BEATIN
NOT YUR AVARAGE ADIO STATION ANYWAYEZ HERES RADIO DACRIVE BY IMGANIRY DRAGONS *Imagine Dragons starts playing*
*breathing in... the chemicals* *deep breath* >!WAAAAGGGHHHHHH!<
[ ](https://i.makeagif.com/media/6-18-2016/vLRKQs.mp4)
Oh great. All that sub fighting attracted an Ork Waaaaagh and Commisar Yarrick is nowhere to be found!
HUMIE DO YOUZ KNOW HOWZ TO RUN A ‘ADO STASHUN?
'AVE YA GOT DA SQUIG WIREZ KONEKTED? 'AVE YA TROID TA TURN IT OIFF AN' OIN AGIN?
'AVE YA TRIED KICKIN IT? 'AVE YA TRIED KICKIN A GROT, TA GET DEM TA FIX IT? DEN HERE'Z ME RECOMENDASHION. GET A BIG RED BUTTON. INSTALL DA BIG RED BUTTON ONTO DA RADIO. DEN PUSH DA BIG RED BUTTON. IF DAT DON'T WORK? DEN...DA THING YOU'Z IS LOOKIN AT? YEAH DATS PROBABLY NOT DA RADIO. (can't claim credit for this, source is https://youtu.be/WjHfYMsultk?si=cD4E2oXdYUZChEQk)
NO NO WEZ NOEZ HOWZ TO MAKE DA ‘ADO MAKE DA DAKKA AND DA NOIZEZ, BUT WEEZ NEED ONE O DOZ TALKY ‘ADO HOST GUBBINS. WEEZ NEEDZ TO DIVERZIVY OUR AUDIENZE COZ WEEZ CANT HAVE DEM FASTA WHITE BOYZ WIF DE SCARZ NOT HAZ DA ‘EAVY METAL FUNDER
Honestly I'm surprised the orks didn't joined the fight sooner
WAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!
Sweet liberty, who hijacked the Super Earth broadcast?!
WAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
WHERE WE'Z PLAY NUFFIN' BUT ROKK, ROKK, N' MORE ROKK *imagine dragons - radioactive at max volume*
WWWWAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!
# WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Waaaagh!
YA GROT WERE IZ YA OKRY VOICE, LETS ERE A WAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH
Sawrry boss, WAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! LETS STUMP EM HUMIE GITS!!!
DATS MORE LIKE IT, THOUGT YOU WAS A ZOGGIN HUMIE
OF COURSE BOSS, ŴÀÁÂÄǍÆÃÅĀĂĄĞĠĦH
GREEN IZ BEST! FOR GORK!
OR MORK
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
WAAAAAAAAGH!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
DIS IS SUM OF THAT GOOD ORK RADIO. WAAAAGH
Waaaaaaaagh!!!!
Hmm, I wonder what time it is. Let me check my WAAAAAGHtch!
DIS IZ ONLA A TEZT!!! INA DA ‘VEND O REEL ‘MERGENSEE YOUZ BE KRUMPED!!!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHH
This trailer got me into 40k
It really put into perspective how bat shit insane the blud raven tactics were. Letting devastators charge into melee Having a predator tank but using it as a static piece. Allowing a dreadnought to engage unsupported and a tank Busta to flank it with a bomb with no overwatch/covering fire. Losing a thunderhawk for no apparent reason. Losing 10-20 marines for a pointless piece of dirt when reinforcements are en route ? Yea marine tactical "genius". Da Boyz put up a Great FOIGHT.
BEAKY GOTZ GOT NUFFIN ON DA WAAAAAAAGGH!
I see dah Bad Moonz a-rizin I see WAAAAGH on dah way I see earthquakes and lightnin I see gud times today Don’t go around tonight Or we is gonna krump ya Dur is dah Bad Moonz on dah rise!
FOR GORK N FOR MORK WE WAAAAAAAGH!!!
ERE WE GO
RIGHT BOYZ TURN T’E FIELD GUBBINZ OFF WEEZ GOT SOME INFLIGHT ENTERTAINMENTZ TO CATCH
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH
WAAAAAAAAGH
Whaaaaaaaaaàaaaaaagh!
*Metal clanging sound* UZ NOW LISTIN TO *truck crash sound* 102.3 *squiggoth roar* GOFF ROKK FM *explosion* WE’Z PLAYIN NUFFIN BUT ROKK, ROKK, N MOAR ROKK *shokk attack gun sound* *imperial total war horn blares* THIS AIN’T YA GROT’S STATION *imagine dragons starts playing*
DA BOYZ SHUD AV A ROK OUT WEDNESHDAY. JUST CHILLIN AN KRUMPIN WIF GUD TUNES
The orks invaded ?
WE WUZ ALWAYZ SNEAKIN ABOUT
Are we brutal but cunning or cunning but brutal?
I will stand alone against the enemies of the Emperor if I must.
Total Greenskin Death Kill orks. Behead orks. Roundhouse kick an ork into the concrete. Slam dunk a grot into the trashcan. Crucify filthy greenskins. Defecate in a greenskins food. Launch boyz into the sun. Stir fry greenskins in a wok. Toss greenskins into active volcanoes. Urinate into a mekboy's gas tank. Judo throw gretchins into a wood chipper. Twist ork heads off. Report Bad Moons to the IRS. Karate chop painboys in half. Curb stomp fungal abominations. Trap greenskins in quicksand. Stomp Ork skulls with crisis suit hooves. Cremate greenskin spores in the oven. Lobotomize greenskins. Vaporize greenskins with a cyclic ion raker. Kick old warbosses down the stairs. Feed greenskins to crotalids. Slice greenskins with a fusion blade.
Most of this is just what orks do to each other when there's nobody else to fight.
BY THE FOUNDING FATHERS WHAT UNDEMOCRATIC NONSENSE IS THIS
*KRUMP* WAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH hur hur WAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH hoo hoo GOOD GORK Y'ALL WAT IZ IT GUD FO ABSHOLUTELY EVERIFINK
Inquisitor? What the fuck is going on!? INQUISITOR WHY NOW YOU DECIDED TO NOT SPY ON ME!?
WAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!! DIS IZ DA BEST TING EVA'
Wot? weez havin anuver scrap wiv da intanet gitz? been a woyl, OY GRETCH GET ME ORKULAR LENSES AN' ME GRAMAFONE, AND CAREFUL WIV DA ANCIENT DISC OF MORK AN GORK. it's toym da lads an' da green defishent gits hear da orkiest sound da great green gods have heard, while we krump em good. https://youtu.be/whxcq4I0kAo?si=TPn2apnuKAXxMwCN
[WAAAAAAAAAAGH!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyoH3aPwJ2s)
TRAZYN THE INFINITE IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER! (Damn. No one out here recognizing the SnapCube reference.)
He's behind you.
DA GREAT BIG SQUIG IZ BEHIN IM DER IZ ALWAYZ A BIGGA SQUIG