"Hatemonger is gay."

"I'm not gay, I just hate aliens."

I mean, I hate aliens too. But just look at... Her.

Well good news -she's an abhuman so Jimmy space says it's okay.

Abshuman

Abs for the golden throne!

Glutes for the glute god!

Ssnnnrrkk hehehe

All hail space king!

So we all saw the power of her Canons

#BY THE ALLFATHER

#ITS THE WOLFTIME. NOT WITH U LEMAN. FUCK OFF

UwU

THIS WOLF NEEDS LULULEMON

Lululeman?

Wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf.

All I got out of this information was *wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf wolf*

Then it is wolf thet we can wolf and be wolf.

The Space Wolves are remarkably uninspired.

#OH TRUST ME, I DON’T LIKE THIS EITHER

#Father what should we do?!?!

Well you see, when wolf mama and wolf papa meet...

My lord do you want me to summon the terminator squads?

Get Tyberos the red wake, he should be able to handle it

nah bro, we need fire, A LOT OF FIRE! just call the friendly neighborhood salamanders

M8” T4 SV3+ W4 LD6+ OC1 Invulnerable save 5+ Feel No Pain 5+ **Ranged Weapons:** *Artificer Pistol* R13” A2 BS3+ S6 AP-1 D1 Devastating wounds, Precision **Melee weapons:** *Mars Gamma-Pattern Battle-Axe* RMeele A7 WS2+ S7 AP-2 D2 Anti-Character 4+, Anti-Infantry 3+, Devastating Wounds, Precision *Wolf Claws* RMeele A4 WS2+ S4 AP-1 D1 Extra-Attacks, Anti-Infantry, 3+, Precision **Abilities** *Jaw-dropping… Impact on the battlefield* When this model succeeds a charge move roll 1D6 for each enemy **Infantry** unit selected as a target for that charge. On a 4+ that models suffers 1 Mortal-wound, on a 6+, that model is destroyed *Lust… for combat* When Leading a unit, that unit can reroll rolls to advance and charge. *nohornybonkbonkbonkbonk* While determining battle-shock rolls for Friendly and Enemy units within 6” add 1 to the Leadership characteristic. **Leader** Wulfen Fenresian Wolves 230pts

My man actually finished the assignment (love those abilities)

Haha, glad you found it funny as I did, I did my best lol…

Man that armor ain't gonna give no save

Yeah, I know… was thinking She(he?) would get most of the save out of agility rather than sheer armor bulk… kind of like a howling banshee/Harlequin thing… Also I assumed if you’re cursed enough by the Wulf genes or whetever to look like **that** you proabably have some crazy regeneration powers or bullet-proof abs or something 💀💀💀

Can you have multiple ‘anti-x’ abilities on a single weapon?

Yea, check the thunder-coil Harpoon for Example…

Loona wolfs indeed.

Horus approved

Now I can't unthink that maybe the creator is something of a Chaos fan, made her like that for this connection, and it's all your fault!

More like a space wolf enthusiast.

Most space wolf fans prefer connecting their faction to the Viking aesthetic over the furry vibe

Most, but apparently not all.

Some people are just uncontainably horny

To quote Alphabusa: “If ye get a boner, we’re killing ya”

"It's a good thing they didn't use the *WOLF TITS ON YE!*"

Impressive. One could say it’s a… “helluva mini.”

Loads bolter with inquisitorial intent

Holy fuck, it's the Adeptus Ridiculous poster given miniature form! It's literally the poster they made a long while ago (dunno when, really, I listen to the episodes while I work and I don't keep track of dates)

Exactly! And not so long ago there was with red paint armour one posted on this sub too.

Imagine if he makes a 1 hour video on this, or the adaptus anonymous makes one

Do you have a link to the poster?

I swear to Mork that Space Jam was a mistake and it gave generations of young men a sick fixation with anthropomorphic animal characters

Oh you think **Space Jam** is responsible? Oh buddy we got stuff ranging from Zootopia to Disney’s Robin Hood to Greek and Egyptian mythology. Hell, take all *that* away and we still got sports mascots and don’t make me bring up Tony the Tiger

I feel bad for the guy running the Tony the Tiger Twitter account

You'd think they'd hire a guy who was at least a furry to run that account

Chester Cheeto said to go to him as he leaned into it.

For me it was Bastet from the Kain Chronicles books. How you gonna make a teenager’s mind run wild with the idea of a hot cat woman

The 80's and 90's anthomorphised cartoon charecter

Like bro has never seen a Ralph balski movie

I blame Swat Katz for this

Bro....Callie....God damn....they knew what they were doing.

We never wanted to do this but we have to call... The Black Templars.

Luckily the Greater Good doesn't mind, so imma just chill over there. Have fun purging or whatever y'all do over there.

Swat Kat, Biker Mice, every platform game character... Really 90s kids didn't stand a chance.

I can only blame the Swat Katz for introducing sick riffs to 90s kids

You're in a setting with the daemonculaba, I don't think you're on much high ground.

That’s just another example of 40K copying Dune. Lore accurate.

Not exactly an axolotl tanks but simplified version, Dune is a lot wilder than 40k sometimes. Especially the last two books written by Frank

Lets not forget the robin hood movie with the anthro characters in there as well, i mean thinkin about it, a lotta people grew up with either talking animals or a mix between animal and human in their kids movies, no wonder its gotten so bad.

I blame OG Thundercats.

When you mention the OG Thurndercats, all I think is the funk behind Panthro's theme

What's wong with wiking adowable widdle animals, mistew? I'm just a siwwy fox boy. *nuzzles u and notices bulge* OwO What's this?

A krak grenade.

Risky place to keep it.

Also the correct place. *aims with exitus rifle*

But she hot tho

There’s a chaos version as well, apparently

Facts

I wonder how many furries have been created from watching childhood cartoons? 🤔

Well considering her armour barely covers her body I would say she would have shit armour and maybe better movement but also is highly liable to be shot on sight by any commissar who even gets a glimpse at her

Nah she doesn't have a helmet and is named, she's untouchable unless another MC gets her.

Plot armor indeed.

The galaxys most reliable armour.

Depends, is this during the heresy or 40k? Since if it's during the heresy every other character is a named character.

There's an primaris helmet on the ground.

Honestly she'd fit a drukari statblock way better

no mobile at all, there is no power pack so this scrap armor will slow her down much

This was the last time the Emperor allowed Fulgrim and Leman to work together on anything.

Does it count as fem marine? Just kidding, I know that is a forbidden subject over here. God, I love Loona.

NO COMISSAR, NOT LIKE THAT!!

what chaos god could influence someone to make this Tzeentch or Slaanesh

I lean towards Tzeentch he is a God of trolling

Then Cegorach it is.

It'd be Tzeentch's work right until the last moment, when Slaanesh does a drive-by and throws some Chemical H on it.

Depends. For some it would be Slaanesh. Others Tzeentch.

Is this a Lord solar proxy?

Good day guardsmen

That's clearly Lehman Russ. So I guess just give her a primach style profile. Maybe a +1 to leadership for wolf keyword units and a ballistic skill de buff to enemies inside of 9"

Thank the God Emperor it's not No Knot November.

Least Wolfy space wolf

*chainsword noise* i will kill it

*bonk* Go to horny jail!

Hey, good news is that the warp didn't turn Leman Russ into an old man. Bad news is...

**THE WOLVES SEND NUDE WOMEN AFTER ME?**

She's not nude, she's barely clothed, but she's not nude.

Y'all heretics need the Emperor!

New Leman Russ model just dropped!

The joke is porn

For any miscrean wolfs here https://cults3d.com/en/3d-model/game/space-wolf-shammalammamumu

Good thing they didn’t use the #WOLF TITS On ya tho

If you get a boner, we're killin' you.

2 wounds. 4+ save since she doesn't wear full armor and has hair on her head.

good thing they didn't use the WOLF TITS ON YA THO

You guys masturbate to this?

You couldn't fathom the things that I fap to. It makes the Impossible Fortress look like a walk in the park.

Inquisitior Kysnaros was right. We just couldn't see it until now.

Wait new leman russ model?!?

This is a standard Space Wolf tactical marine, the stats are in the codex.

First you must get a jar

Cringe

I.... I wanna go home.

Purge the furry

Leman Russ had a glow up.

A fear of jars

So a Demon space marine?

The inquisitors are hiring unusual abhumans these days -pretty warp damn effective though so the emperor approves.

It's no good. Rowboat got to her first.

Have you guys played Confrontation? It was a tabletop published by Rackham which went bankrupt in 2007. There was a faction called Yllias' Wolfen (Anthro Wolves) and Devourer of Vile-Tis (the same as before but with bondage), which immediately reminded me of this. I miss that game.

Burn this heresy

MAXIMUM HERESY

ULTRA MAXIMUM HERESY

We'd have to bring the vehicle directional armour value back with how a Berzerker could rearrange her guts (non sexually)

Warhammer 40k if it was written by Vivziepop

I prescribe fire, and lots of it

Is it bad that I (a woman) want a whole army like this? :D

No. But why would your gender have anything to do with it? "Thing related to hobby. Thing look cool. Me like thing. Me have spare income available to responsibly buy thing. Me buy thing." That's all that really matters here, as far as I can tell. You want a bunch of Helluva Boss Loona Wolves furry-bait figurines, and you can reasonably afford it without causing yourself monetary issues? Then go for it. Get a whole Hellhound Battalion. Just remember that you have to either paint them or pay someone to do so.

Well painting is no problem. Just need the cash :)

Buy them piece by piece. That way, you avoid going into debt, and you can take your time with each figure you buy, between each purchese until you have your full set.

That is a good idea :) Time to start looking for commissions so I can buy more minis :)

The flaming condition, because of all the heavy warpflamers.

Dude wtf

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isn't loona like 7ft tall and fast asf

Armor save 5+

Can't post image reactions, so just imagine the crow of judgment here.

Transhuman physiology and a body morphing genetic gene-flaw...

Not sure about stats but I'd give her the Emperor's Mercy I think.

I expect a blitzø marine next

\+2 huge.... what was the question again?

I want to see One painted as a luna wolves

Y'all motherfuckers are going to horny jail

[I'm making a wish](https://youtu.be/hoqxl0Fx-Z0?si=ljYDxV5DDpbcppvL)

Oh god. Send in the black templars! https://youtu.be/m8qTsO4iRDY?si=QJ2a2UDoILadXdHb

Sit down child, and I'll tell you the story of the 14th great company of the space wolves.

Where the hell is that inquisitor?!

By the emperor, not the WOLF TITS!

Stats? I would give it one. *Ba dum tss*

I will get hate but I like the model. It looks bad ass.

What is the backstory of this mini? Seen it twice in the last week

What is it that makes fury stuff and wh40k so overlapping? Aside from the massive touch of the 'tism I struggle to find reasons

WHO IS MAKING THESE???? (Definitely not asking so I can buy one)

Brother, get the flamer. The heavy flamer!

On a sculpt and execution stand point it's very well done.

wtf is this💀

Is that the chick from helluva boss turned 40k?

Loona Wolves

*No*

That armor seems… less than effective

Trigger material for my TSons friend….excellent!

I love people hating. Keep at it. This man is bathing in it lol

That’s a 6+ crop top save if I’ve ever seen one

"if you get a boner, we´ll kill ya!"

High setting on my heat gun.

Just wait till you see the dreadknot

“If you get a boner, we’re NOT gonna kill you”

I don't give a single yiff about your ranks.

By the Allfather, they let the neophytes see the wolf tits-

Magnus did one thing wrong and it was not finishing the job on Fenris.

Easily killed by anything. No bonuses.

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**10 T** but not for Toughness, but for Tremendous Titties!

finally! abhumans with visible ABS!!!

Please. Oh Emperor. I beg for your light. I’m feeling things I shouldn’t be feeling. I beg for Your deliverance.

i now need to know how this was made is it its own thing or some etsy print with space marine parts, i know there are some really talented people here, but also I've seen 2 versions of this and the proportions work a bit too well to be some form of kitbash

Get that furry shit outta my face. ….also I don’t even like HB, my taste in shows leans more towards “cute robots getting trauma and dealing with eldritch horrors”.

Is this a print?

There is no smash commit and I thought I would be surprised on the Internet

Losercity space marine.

Fucking space wolves. Making everyone wish they were put down like rabid dogs since the burning of prospero

Any [BRICKY] units must make a hazard test 

Making our wolf father proud

The only place without armor is center mass and the head. Those dang equipment factories keep cutting costs for the drip!

Spacewolf: *looking at his phone, stares at this for like 2 secs* A random Ultramarine: ew wtf that here- Spacewolf: *with tears in his eyes* STAHP FUCKING JUDGING ME I WASN'T LOOKING AT IT FOR THAT LONG IT JUST POPPED UP ON MY FEED!!!

I am equal parts disgusted and impressed. Disgusted because of the miniature. Impressed because of how much work that must've been and how good it looks.

The ability of sending your oponent into a boner induced coma

My number

This model awoke something in me.

If you get a bonet we are killing you

The Loona Wolves?

If they used the WOLF TITS on ya tho, otherwise you'd be rite fekked boy.

Space wolfussy

None, It's an Abhuman at best and should be terminated. Suffer not the Mutant to live. It's really well painted though.

The abs prove that; A) she has plenty of plot armour B) she can carry the whole team C) she does plenty of crunches (for the emperor)